Do whatever you want [football]

Newcastle's first test of the season comes from July 7 at the Shanghai Stadium, and their opponent is Liverpool led by Benitez.

After this game, they will go to Guangzhou the next day to play against Arsenal.

As we all know, this is a friendly match.

As we all know, Liverpool's coach, Master Bei, is a famous football fanatic.

As we all know, the relationship between the Magpies and the Red Army, Randall and Benitez is good.

So for the sake of a gimmick, this pre-match press conference was held together, just the day before the game, the day Owen asked for leave to kidnap Gerrard for a night tour.

Also for the sake of a gimmick, Randall teased this at the beginning of the pre-match press conference. I don’t know how many Jieou parties were excited. Gerrard was full of smiles and wrinkled hair. Owen shook his head helplessly and complained. Looking at Randall: "The fans are too enthusiastic. If you say that, I have to change the plan."

"Isn't that great? You can also put more energy into tomorrow's game." Randall shrugged, then looked at Benitez with a smile, "Rafa, what do you think?"

"I think you're right," Benitez said, before changing the subject and keeping a close eye on Randall, "but I think it doesn't matter if Michael doesn't play, you're enough."

Randall choked speechlessly, and Owen, who Master Bei thought didn't matter whether he played or not, was possessed instantly, and made a painful expression on his forehead and said, "Boss, did you see that, everyone found out who is the best magpie?" Great player."

"...I'm just the coach, even if it's a warm-up match." Randall refused to be fooled, no, no, no, I played against you Liverpool, and I don't want to waste the skill cards in the warm-up match superior!

Cough, he did get a new skill card, and it was a very flamboyant skill card!

The result of the ten consecutive draws this time was really astonishing. He went from getting more and more excited, to becoming more and more resistant - no healing card!Still no treatment card!There is still no treatment card!

Oh my god!

How are you going to play this season!

The anxious heart was relieved a little after the smoke was over!

After the ten consecutive draws, he divided them into categories, namely skill cards: "Scorpion Tail Wagging" and "Superior".

Blessing cards "Returning is still a boy", "The strongest fit", "Prosperous ball luck".

The buff cards are "Extreme Defense", "Look at the vast land, who will control the ups and downs", "Count the romantic figures, but still look at the present", "Return with full blood".

The group buffs of the two chairman's verses made Randall feel a terrifying atmosphere just by looking at the names, and what's more mysterious is that he pulled them out with his front and back feet. Became [dogejpg].

In fact, it's no wonder that the handsome face has turned into a dog's head. "Counting the romantic people, but still looking at the present" is clearly a buff card blessed by an indiscriminate group!

Explanation: Using this card, all the players who entered the big roster from both sides in this game will enter the best state of their careers!

Remarks: The past is more important than the present, and the old love is unforgettable and precious. Living in the present, you should also cherish the people in front of you!

And "Looking at the vast land, whoever decides the ups and downs" is even more unreasonable!

Description: This card can only be used by one player.After using it, within 90 minutes, this player will become the strongest football player!

Remarks: In front of this card, who dares to be king!Use it and cherish it!

Awesome, awesome, awesome!

Randall was about to kneel at that time, and felt that this thing was better than his three major titles...

Except for these two cards, the others seem to be within the normal range, at least not surprising the well-informed Randall.

As the name suggests, "Scorpion Wagging Tail" is a one-time consumable item. Whoever uses it, that player in this game can score a goal with a scorpion tail wagging.

In Randall's view, the greatest significance of this card is not to make a certain player so handsome, but to be able to score a goal... If it is 89 minutes, 0:0 or behind...

Cough, this card is still very cheating!

"Superior"

Explanation: Are you still sad about the lack of bouncing and poor header?The superior card will help you!

Remarks: This card is not falsely advertised!The so-called one-handed power is closely related to the arm span of the player who uses the card, and it is really a one-handed power!

Time limit: forever!

"Ball Luck Prosperity Card"

Explanation: Players who use this card can always find the feeling of scoring goals by kicking overhead, shoulders and abdominal muscles, biceps, pectoralis major, latissimus dorsi and gluteus maximus!

Remarks: Comes with self-defense skills, feel free to use it!

Time limit: within 30 days.

"Returning is still a boy"

Explanation: I hate heroes with gray hair and beauties with old age the most!I think you have this feeling too.With this card, promise what you love to be your favorite look at the end of your career!

Remarks: Any player registered in the five major leagues and over 30 years old can use it!

Time limit: 40 years old or the player announces his retirement!

"The strongest combination"

Explanation: Have you ever wondered how great it would be if xx players and oo players could fit together?Use this card to make your wishes come true!

Remarks: Any two players from the five major leagues can use it.Yes!You read that right!Available for 2 players!

"Extreme Defense"

Explanation: This card doesn't like to be forced, use this card, you may see the torrent of steel, the pinnacle of artistic defense!

Remarks: Within 90 minutes, the defense of our players has reached the peak!

"Blood Return"

Explanation: Whether you are happy for him or worry about him; worry about him or worry about him!Use this card to brighten your face!

Remarks: Players using this card will automatically return to their pre-injury status after the injury ends. ps: If this card is fake, if the player is unfortunately injured again within 30 days, the after-sales service will be automatically extended for 30 days.

Coupled with the title of #芳心火火组#, this is Landauer's ten consecutive draws.

Ou to the extreme, even Ouhuang is not enough to describe ten consecutive draws...

If it weren't for "Returning with Full Blood", Randall would have cried!

Although some buffs are really beautiful, I don't know how to use them. This host has a noble character, and I really want to win with my own ability!Give me a healing card, even if it's an elementary level...

Benitez didn't buy it. Just as he was about to say something, he found his mobile phone was vibrating. Benitez ignored it, and then heard the vibration again, but this time it came from Randall beside him...

Randall glanced at him, equally unmoved.

A few seconds later, Owen's cell phone rang.

Owen: ...

Why didn't I turn on the vibration!He took a look at it, handed it to Randall with a subtle expression, and said, "I think, I'm looking for you."

Randall took a look and found that the note on it read "that old man".

Benitez saw it, and then silently took out his mobile phone, and found that the caller was indeed "saf".

What else can Randall do, he can only get through!

He also knows how to turn on the speakerphone!

"Promise him!" The strong Scottish accent burst out impatiently! "Then play us for 90 minutes!"

Randall couldn't help but smile bitterly, trying to reason with the old man, "Sir, I still have to do pre-match running-in..."

"You imitate your dwarf! Don't tell me you can't do it!" Ferguson spoke loudly, and that voice was indeed super loud!

Randall defended: "Leo is cute..."

"Oh, he's a very cute little guy." Ferguson said perfunctorily, but then changed the topic: "You can do it!"

Benitez chimed in: "Yes, you can do it."

Randall, who has 187 long legs, is not as fast as Ronaldo, and is not as fast as Messi, is very wronged!

I can't do it!

Gerrard said awkwardly at this time: "Well, Professor Wenger's call—"

He held up his mobile phone, not wanting to explain why he had Wenger's phone number, just like Owen had Ferguson's phone number.

He turned on the speakerphone, and he and Irving leaned on each other like two quails, hoping to minimize his presence and make everyone forget the embarrassing question of why they had calls from other coaches.

"Randall, it's interesting that you can do it," Wenger said.

Randall was silent for a few seconds before deciding not to just feel wronged in his heart. He emphasized: "You guys forced me!"

He happened to have some unreasonable cards that he couldn't release, you forced me to do this!

The above is all the content of the press conference.

And, after the press conference, Landauer's aggrieved face combined with the "You forced me" emoji spread all over the country, which is as magical as the "Eat Shit" singer.

After Randall saw the emoji, he was even more aggrieved!

qaq!

Sir!professor!Grandmaster!You forced me to do it!