Day 109 of my fight with the boss

【fifth bomb】

Landlord: I was shocked!

As a straight guy, I have a hunch that this is not right.

If someone of the same sex licks my picture with an idiot face, I will definitely raise my big fist without saying a word.

Breaking up is a must!

Where will I carefully select a batch of photos and send them over!

and so--

Everyone, is there a problem with the behavior of the boss?Does it make people think too much?

The landlord is not a narcissistic person, but at that moment he couldn't help making a bold guess.

"boss……"

The landlord hesitated to speak.

Boss raised his eyebrows: "Not enough?"

!!!

No, boss, can you be more sober?

Do you know that your current tone and behavior are easily misunderstood!

"Is it appropriate for you to send it to me?" In order not to hit the boss, the host chose the most gentle wording, expressing his thoughts implicitly.

Boss is very direct and natural, "What's inappropriate?"

Boss: "Couldn't it be that you're the matchmaker when you walk into the interview column of a corporate magazine?"

What? ? ?

Into the... business? ? ?

The landlord was in a trance, thinking of it, there was such a thing.The boss's photo was to be shown in the interview, and there was a debate among the small groups within the company over what style to display.

But the person in charge of this matter is not the landlord.

But right now, the landlord has no guts to deny it.

He nodded vaguely: "Yes."

Boss was satisfied: "Okay, let's go out."

The landlord, who had escaped the catastrophe, walked out cowardly.

Before the butt is hot on the stool, a message pops up in the company's internal WeChat group: [Big Boss] @xxx, you write the introduction, send it to me for confirmation before sending it over.

[Colleague A]! ! !

[Colleague B]! ! !

【Colleague Ding】! ! !

【big boss】?

[Landlord] Good boss.

I know people want to hit me.But let me explain.

I didn't mean to take tasks away from my colleagues.It's just... I'm afraid that if I explain it, I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow.

So after responding to the boss, I immediately went to the small group within the company to explain (beautify) the process. (Of course, it is impossible to admit the fact that the beauty of the screen-licking boss was discovered)

Then I shared all the photos that the boss gave me, and invited afternoon tea for a week to apologize.

After dealing with these, the landlord is really exhausted.

I want to beat myself up as a sand sculpture!

But this also gave the landlord a warning: don't make small moves at the door of the boss's office!

I didn't look at the photos until I got home.Secretly.

Speaking of which, the landlord discovered the true face of the boss because of the planning of the content of this interview!

The image of Boss never looked back on the road of collapse.

Until now, the boss’s note on WeChat has been changed to [My boss is beautiful and cruel and has many sand sculptures]

The colleague in charge of the docking packaged and sent the current progress information to the host after the host promised to pack desserts for a month.

At the same time, there is also a thoughtful consolation: You have to hold on!

The landlord didn't take it seriously: I am the man who wants to become the king of the planning world!A small interview can be done in 3 minutes!

The landlord worked overtime again that night.But it's not for the boss, eh, no, it's also for the boss.

In short, the host wrote a wonderful and flying soft article, boasting our company as a big enterprise.

The owner is very satisfied.

Unable to hold back his excitement, he sent the article to the boss on WeChat.

Boss replied after 3 minutes: Come in.

The landlord thought he was going to be praised.

As a result, I listened to the boss's opinion for half an hour, suggested writing directions for half an hour, and received a lot of photos of the boss.Selfies, photos taken by him, with background, without background, alone, with animals, at work, at leisure...

Landlord, pawn!