snow bird

"Wow, Chubby, are you getting fatter!!! Oh, what kind of cat is this, so cute~~"

A few weeks later, on a certain Saturday, in a high-level office in an eastern district of Shencheng, Bu He, the squad leader who was as burly as a bear, hugged on the left and right, stopped Fatty with one hand, and hugged Duo Duo with the other, kissing each other on the left and smelling it on the right. The true colors of cat slaves.

Everyone is also rather strange.It stands to reason that when you come to such a big house for the first time, you should first be curious about what Uncle Gan does. However, the class monitor, Zhichangzi, went straight to the cat and didn't mention a word about Uncle Gan's job.

"It's so cute~~ Your sister-in-law will definitely like it when she sees it. She likes cats the most."

"Hey, squad leader, when did you have a sister-in-law? Let's take a look at the photos." Xiao Huang poked his head out, and Xiao Liu also stuck out his head to join in the fun.As for Xiao Wang, hold it, he is better than the class leader, for him, they should be called younger siblings, although he wants to watch, but he doesn't want to join in the fun, the dignity of the elders is more important.

"Here." The squad leader took out the wallet, which contained a group photo of the squad leader and his girlfriend.

"Sure, my sister-in-law is really intelligent, what do you want to learn?" Xiao Huang, who was charged last night, has returned to her usual eloquence.

"Those who study the Fa are at Dong X University." When he mentioned his girlfriend, the class monitor had a smug look in his eyes: "We grew up together."

"It's ok, my childhood sweetheart." Xiao Huang poked the monitor's chubby waist, and the monitor was even happier.

"Squad leader's child, can he be a forensic doctor in the future." Finally, Xiao Liu, who was busy talking beside him, said.

"Liu, do you know how to speak? As the saying goes, persuading people to study law is a death sentence; deceiving people to study medicine is like lightning strikes; persuading people to study forensic medicine is really bad to the bone... um... Before Xiao Huang finished speaking, he found that his uncle was looking at him with a smile on his face, and quickly added: "But no matter what to study, it is the best choice for oneself, and parents should not interfere. You see, studying medicine is hard, My dad didn't agree with anything, but I chose in the end because I really like it...."

Uncle Gan adjusted his eyebrows, and returned to his old smile.

Today, Uncle Gan, who is wearing jeans and a white shirt, looks very refreshing.Wuhui and Xiao Liu wore a couple outfit, which made Xiao Wang and Xiao Huang unhappy.

The squad leader, completely unaware of the subtlety of the atmosphere, smiled silly and said, "It's still early," and continued to pet the cat.I don't know why, it may be suppressed by pure force, Duoduo and Pangpang fight hard every day, in front of the burly squad leader, they are obedient, obedient and cute.

"In fact, doing everything is very hard. Forensic medicine is just a layer of incomprehension. After all, people are born to be afraid of death, and with it, funeral and hospice care professions are treated with colored glasses... "Without the cat, Xiao Liu hugged Duoduo like a plush cushion, watching the cat's fur flying in the sun.

"Surnamed Liu, please shut up, everyone came to play on Saturday and Sunday." Xiao Huang couldn't help interjecting, and Xiao Liu also knew that he was wrong, so he stopped talking.

"It's okay, it's okay, everyone is talking, in fact, I also wanted to be a forensic doctor, because I heard people say that the job is very stable, and there is no medical trouble. But your sister-in-law will become a lawyer in the future. I heard that such a policeman A lawyer's family is easy to find people to criticize, so I changed my choice..." When he mentioned his girlfriend, the monitor couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, the squad leader is really a peerless good man who thinks of others." Xiao Huang nodded and reached out to touch Duoduo, but what he got in return was a paw.

"You fat cat, you still hit me..." Xiao Huang, who hit a wall in Duoduo, reached out to touch Pangpang, and then got two paws.. Finally, he was aggrieved and huddled together, looking at the two sides. rua dog.

Xiao Wang and Uncle Gan sat side by side on the sofa, watching the three big boys on the floor rubbing their cats and dogs, without saying a word.

Xiao Wang didn't speak because he was thinking about philosophical issues. "Little animals can stimulate the relationship between people."

According to Xiao Wang's personal test, as long as it is in the story, whoever treats cats and dogs well will increase in popularity; whoever kills the kittens and puppies will instantly become the villain that readers criticize.After all, cruelty to animals is one of the typical manifestations of antisocial personality.

Uncle Gan didn't speak, and the reason was rather strange.A few days ago, uncle Gan dislocated his jaw and went to the hospital and just had it fixed.Uncle Gan insisted that he was the result of eating lollipops and dragging him out.Of course, everyone knows what a lollipop means, and the reason for being an uncle is very far-fetched.

Seeing the extremely honest uncle today, Xiao Wang was happy, and planned to take advantage of the fact that the uncle couldn't talk much, and molested him a few more times, so he simply climbed up to the uncle and whispered: "You are the first to dislocate the lollipop." Well. Actually, there is no lollipop at all. After Xiao Huang took the medicine, the effect is so good?"

Of course, who is the dry uncle, a man whose skin is as thick as the diameter of Saturn.He pointed to Xiao Huang first, then compared a size, pointed to his own mouth, shook his head; then pointed to Xiao Liu, compared a size, and made an OK posture.Without saying a word, Xiao Huang became furious, and quickly made a kneeling posture, and said to Xiao Wang: "Brother Dog, I beg you to shut up...I want face..."

Even Xiao Liu, who was shot, shook his head quickly, proving that he was innocent.

"My Cao...you..." When Xiao Liu was mentioned, Xiao Wang panicked and was just about to continue, but Uncle Gan took the lead. Then, while the three of them were stunned on the carpet, Xiao Wang's uncle directly peeled off a lollipop with a diameter of 4.5 cm and the shape of a light bulb, snapped open Xiao Wang's mouth and stuffed it in.

When this scene appeared, Xiao Liu was so startled that he quickly let go of Yoyo and went up to check on Xiao Wang's situation.

"I just compared the diameters, not to say that it has something to do with someone, did you read and understand what your dog taught you?" After shouting, Uncle Gan stepped back, clutching his chin.

On the other corner of the sofa, Xiao Liu supported Xiao Wang's chin with one hand, leaned his head on the sofa, and then gently tried to pull the lollipop out.

"Relax...it's okay, take it lightly, it's not too big. Open your mouth a little wider." In Xiao Liu Yichuan's thought-provoking words, the lollipop was finally pulled out.

It was easy to get in, but hard to get out. When he pulled it out, Xiao Wang vaguely felt a pain in the corner of his mouth, but it was okay to the touch, and it was not cracked.Xiao Wang pondered, maybe it was cracked once, but here it is stronger.

"You are sick." Xiao Wang covered his mouth and looked at the yellow lollipop like a light bulb, doubting his life.

"You can't do it... Your uncle used a six-centimeter one last time." Uncle Gan moved out a black box from nowhere, opened it, and inside were all kinds of lollipops that looked like little fairy wands. The face is still big.

"You're welcome, just take one." Uncle Gan gave out candy to everyone like a kindergarten aunt.

"Hey, thank you uncle." The class monitor was like a child, who was delighted to receive the gift, and then made fun of the cats waving their paws.The natural look makes people feel like a happy bear.

After distributing the sweets, it's the uncle's turn to climb up to Xiao Wang's ear and whisper: "Little brat, after a few years of abstinence, your skills are no longer good...you are bigger than this man, you can't stand it...you will what to do...."

"Shut up, you." Xiao Wang was covering his mouth and cheeks sorely, when he turned his head and saw Xiao Liu holding a lollipop that looked like a light bulb, thoughtful.

"Xiao Liu, don't stuff it in your mouth..." Xiao Wang was a little scared by Xiao Liu's ability to explore.One time during the summer vacation, when I opened the door, I found that Xiao Liu was playing with his mobile phone with a gastric tube inserted, the reason was that he wanted to experience this event vividly.

"No...I don't know how to do it. I just think that Uncle Gan has so many toys." Xiao Liu said as he put the lollipop back into the box.

"Of course, who are you uncle and I?" Uncle Gan sat on the sofa with his legs crossed.Above the sofa is a huge mirror frame, inside which are neatly placed all kinds of orthopedic tools including bone drill, bone forceps, bone scissors, bone saw, bone hammer, bone rub, bone crowbar, bone chisel, stripper, curette, and retractor. leave it alone.

Not to mention, the silver tools are placed in the photo frame in an orderly manner, matching the minimalist home decoration, it really looks very trendy.

Some people need to go out to walk their dogs every day, and some people let their dogs walk themselves at home every day.Uncle Gan’s house in Shencheng is a reexamination hidden in the building. It has four floors up and down, with a swimming pool. There are no paintings in the room, and all the hanging decorations are filled with medical equipment.

What is more shocking is the study room, which is inlaid in the thick medical literature. Those decorative picture frames are full of dilators, retractors, forceps, probes, rotary hooks, tire destroying knives, cranial piercers, and cranial forceps, which are very visual. impact.

"Does obstetrics and gynecology use these?" The excitement of entering the study room was concealed by the cold equipment in front of him. The squad leader poked his head and carefully looked at the markings on it, frowning.Not to mention the squad leader, Xiao Liu was also shocked by these cold instruments when he came here for the first time.

"Yes, you will know when you study gynecology and practice in the future. Being a mother is not easy." Uncle Gan walked over and wanted to pat the monitor on the shoulder, but because of his limited height, he stood on tiptoe and patted the monitor on the head: "Be filial to your mother." , let your wife suffer less, this is a good man."

"Yes, yes, don't worry, I'm sure of it." Although the squad leader was smiling, his gaze never left the hanging frame.The squad leader's concentration made Xiao Wang break out in a cold sweat, for fear of frightening the squad leader.

I don't know if at this time, Naoren, the squad leader who went on a trip, was finally found back and asked, "Uncle Gan, what do you do?"

"Ah...to buy medical equipment." Uncle Gan pointed to the things on the frame and said, "That's it."

"No wonder, are you from Shentang?"

"Eh... yes..." Uncle Gan, who was confused by the monitor's reaction, nodded.

"Ah... I see, you must be, which... I see, the person in charge of interns, no wonder Xiao Wang and Xiao Huang can enter Shen Tang for internships." Seeing thoughtful Uncle Gan, everyone was dumbfounded, only Uncle Gan quickly adjusted his mood, and immediately changed his tone: "You are also welcome to come to our internship."

"I sent it... but no one contacted me..." At this point, the monitor felt aggrieved, and Uncle Gan had no choice but to act as the HR of his company to comfort the monitor.

It was this commotion that gave Xiao Wang and Xiao Liu time to be alone.

The two of them looked at all kinds of equipment hanging on the wall all the way along the stairs, and finally thought that the ones hanging on the bedside of the dry uncle were too interesting.

"What's all this..." Xiao Wang tilted his head and asked. In the whole room, only this picture frame hanging on the huge double bed was not marked.

"Prostate retractors, prostate retractors, urethral probes..." Xiao Liu pointed, "It's listed in the product catalog of Uncle Gan."

"Oh..." Xiao Wang looked at the various tools marked with strange English names, and asked in disbelief: "Which one is called Strauss..."

"penis clamp..."

"..."

Hearing this term, Xiao Wang felt a pain in his heart. Although he didn't know if Uncle Gan would be happy to take tools from it to play with, in a sense, he admired Xiao Huang.