snow bird

"You're so fast. Can you do it, less than 10 minutes..." Xiao Wang hugged Xiao Liu and looked Xiao Huang up and down.Xiao Huang is now like a strawberry-flavored Daifuku just taken out of the refrigerator, with a red core wrapped in a white dress, and sweaty all over.

"I... no, I didn't... I..." stood there, gesticulating for a long time, and finally Xiao Huang couldn't say a complete sentence, and he had long since lost his daily routine.

"Is it less than 10 minutes after taking Viagra..." Xiao Liu, who was next to him with his eyes closed, sneered.

"Hey, Liu You...you can get something if I don't ask you..." Xiao Huang just raised his hand to beat Xiao Liu, when he saw the door open, he stood up straight in fright.

"The water is coming."

Coincidentally, the squad leader pushed the door in with a bag of edible salt water.

"Thank you, monitor." Xiao Huang was not polite at all, he unscrewed a bottle and took a sip, then spat all over the floor.

"Why do I rely on this to be so difficult to drink?"

"Salt water, look at you, you're sweating all over, Xiao Huang, are you okay, are you suffering from heat stroke?" The squad leader looked at Xiao Huang with concern, but Xiao Huang grabbed the squad leader's hand, touched his head and measured his pulse. Xiao Wang was taken aback for a while.

"Squad leader...can you...help me buy a piece of chocolate..." Xiao Huang's sudden request made the squad leader a little confused. Why did he let him go out after he just came back?

"Chocolate? I have it. Do you want it?"

"I don't want yours, I want the one from the small shop."

"I just bought it from a small shop." The squad leader opened the cabinet with special enthusiasm and took out a bar of chocolate and stuffed it for Xiao Huang.

"No, monitor, please go to the small shop and buy me something I don't have in the dormitory." Xiao Huang handed over his own card and looked at the monitor with a pleading face.

"Ah?" The monitor looked at Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang nodded, then looked at Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang nodded.

"Hey, you want me to go out, just say it, you southerners are really tactful, you talk, but you agree not to fight." The monitor didn't accept Xiao Huang's card, and closed the door very neatly and went out.

"Is Yushi considered the south?" Looking at the squad leader's back, Xiao Huang looked puzzled, and the rosiness on his face faded a little, returning to the old bronze effect.

"Is this the point? What do you want to say." Xiao Wang rubbed Xiao Liu, a little disgusted. "If you have nothing to do, go buy a meal for Xiao Liu..."

"Let the squad leader buy it." After Xiao Huang finished speaking, he sent a text message to the squad leader, and the squad leader agreed without any suspense, which made Xiao Huang a little disappointed.

He poured himself a glass of water, drank it dutifully, took off his outer shirt and threw it into the basin, washed his face, Xiao Huang frowned and pondered his own words.

"Hurry up, I'll be back if you don't talk about the monitor." Xiao Wang couldn't stand it any longer: "Is it worth aftertaste just to post it? You are so shameless with that shameless person, and you are doing it in school..."

Xiao Wang rubbed Xiao Liu, feeling a lot of rua.Xiao Liu closed his eyes and let Xiao Wang move his hands and feet.

"What the hell, he just taught me how to use a condom."

"Ah?" Xiao Wang was shocked first, then shocked, and finally shocked. The reason why the emotional uncle ran to the school to teach Xiao Huang to use safety measures?What a strange unfolding, Xiao Wang silently recorded a writing material in his heart.

"By the way, Xiao Huang, haven't you guys already done it several times...you don't know how to use it? Uncle Gan usually doesn't need to do it."

"... He came by himself... I don't know what's going on with the lights off..."

"Pfft..." Who would have thought that Xiao Huang, who was busy at work, knew nothing about this kind of thing, so Xiao Liu couldn't help laughing.

"No wonder you took the block last time." Xiao Wang thought to himself, looked down at the smile on the corner of Xiao Liu's mouth, and felt that Xiao Liu probably felt the same way, with a wicked heart everywhere, and decided to tease this "simple" little yellow.

"Little Huang, don't tell me that every time that shameless old man rides you, move by yourself...Although it is indeed my uncle's style..."

"Yeah...how did you know..."

"We used to play together a lot."

"Oh...... Poof......" I don't know if I took the wrong water glass or I was shocked, Xiao Huang sprayed again.

At this very moment, Xiao Wang found it really interesting to tease Xiao Huang.

"No wonder Uncle Gan likes to tease him." Xiao Liu muttered softly and quickly.Although he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, Xiao Liu really didn't miss anything.

"Continue teasing?"

"up to you."

With Xiao Liu's permission, Xiao Wang's eyes were clear.Seeing this kind of light, Xiao Huang trembled, and directly clasped his arms tightly: "Why, I'm not interested in you. Don't make up my mind."

"Now I suddenly understand why the old uncle is a 0. Every day, people feel that he is fucking you...you really feel like the one being raped..." The stupid guy who doesn't understand anything is paired with an unlocking each The old fritters in this posture are 1, what kind of combination is this.It's no wonder that Uncle Gan is not seen in the circle, after all, a melon egg harvester.

"Bah. You're the one who got fucked."

"I was originally." At first I wanted to say "you can try it if you have the ability", but when the words came out of my mouth, I was afraid that Xiao Liu would get angry, so Xiao Wang swallowed it back, and I was happy to stroke Xiao Liu's hair with my hands. "Don't tell me, Xiao Liu's head is really rua, just like Yoyo's hair."

In response, Xiao Liu snorted.

"Hey, hey, you two are disgusting, stick together and whisper." Xiao Huang found Xiao Liu and Xiao Wang talking in a low voice, a little unhappy.

"You are envious, it just stimulates you. If you can't stand it, go back and cry to my uncle."

"You think I don't want to. Uncle Gan is going to the Sausage Country next Wednesday for five weeks. Let me be honest... Be careful if you're dishonest..."

"So he came here to teach you? Or put a lock on your bottom?" Thinking of his uncle's good intentions, Xiao Wang was moved. Apart from himself, Xiao Huang was the first one to receive this treatment.

"I won't go out, and I'm not the kind of person who can do it with anyone I meet."

"Then why don't you turn on the light." Xiao Wang rolled his eyes.

"Isn't it okay for a newcomer to enter the circle without knowing anything?" Xiao Huang looked at the cup, not knowing whether it was happiness or worry.

"So you shouldn't change with Xiao Wang today, you should come to attend the class. The fastest spread of HIV is the boys who have just entered college. Those who are being used are ignorance and curiosity." Xiao Liu opened his eyes and smiled. I closed my eyes again, moved my head, chose a comfortable position and pretended to sleep. "You are really lucky to meet Uncle Gan... Otherwise..."

"I know...I know everything...but I...I...I am not reconciled, although I have no right to ask him..." Xiao Huang squeezed the cup, feeling aggrieved like a child.

Xiao Huang's feeling made Xiao Wang and Xiao Liu silent. Who is not like this, they are weighing whether they are worthy of each other every day.

"By the way, Xiao Liu. I'll investigate your matter, don't be angry." At first, Xiao Liu and Xiao Wang didn't think about it, but Xiao Huang's understatement made Xiao Wang angry. He got up, and just as he was about to shout, he saw Xiao Liu raised his hand and pressed Xiao Wang's mouth.

"I'm not angry, what you do is in line with your personality." Wei Wei opened his eyes, glanced at Xiao Huang, Xiao Liu continued to use Xiao Wang as a pillow and closed his eyes to fall asleep.

"You... okay, I'm a rascal in your heart, right..." Xiao Huang glared at Xiao Liu and said.

As for Xiao Liu, he closed his eyes and refused to speak, while Xiao Wang wrote everything on his face, disgusted.

When the squad leader came back with several boxes of lunch, he saw a strange scene. Xiao Wang was leaning on Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu was still leaning on Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang was holding a notebook and typing.

"What are you doing?"

"Give your comrades a shoulder to lean on." Xiao Wang helplessly looked at the two people beside him, both of whom were asleep.

"Squad leader, thank you for your hard work." Thinking that the squad leader was fined to run away yesterday, and still running around today, Xiao Wang felt a little sorry.

"By the way, squad leader, do you have something to do this weekend? Why don't you come to my house to play? Don't you like my cat very much? Pangpang is here too, you can come and play together." Xiao Wang turned the notebook over, There is a video playing inside, sent by Uncle Gan, the protagonists are Pangpang and Duoduo.

"Fresh cat movies, just arrived, do you want to watch it?"

"Okay, okay, can I? Oh, that's great! I'll go!"

As the squad leader of the cat lovers, he rushed over and sat on the other side of Xiao Wang to watch the video.

The video shows Pang Pang and Duoduo meeting for the first time. Facing Pang Pang, Duo Duo, who is one size older, immediately stood up to declare his status, and kept waving his short hands to drive Pang Pang away.However, the domestic cat, who was the opponent of the invincible big orange cat at school, stood up fat, punched a left uppercut, and fell on his back with a meow.

In this scene, even Xiao Liu, who was dozing next to him, couldn't help laughing.

I thought it was over, but who knows that the follow-up will be more exciting.Who is Duoduo, beautiful as a puppet puppet, who has been hugged since she was a child, who has been beaten, froze for a moment and started meowing and rolling all over the floor.

Just when everyone was wondering how this war would end, Yoyo appeared, walked up to Pangpang, and first pressed Pangpang's head with one paw, deforming Pangpang's face.Determined that Pang Pang is unable to resist, Yoyo dragged Pangpang away with his neck in his mouth. A cat weighing more than ten catties is no match for a dog, not to mention that Yoyo is a super-sized Alaska, fat and healthy, and a hundred pounds smaller. catty.Ren Pangpang and screaming, Yoyo didn't show any sympathy, just took Pangpang in his mouth and threw it into the trash can.Yes, Yoyo threw Pangpang into the trash can.

When this scene appeared, huge laughter erupted in the dormitory.Even Xiao Huang laughed.

"What are you doing?" When the dormitory recovered?The instructor at the door led a group of students to stand at the door, looking at the four people watching the screen together.

"Instructor, do you want to watch cat movies?" Xiao Wang turned around the screen and pointed.

Afterwards, before the lights were turned off, everyone watched Pangpang being thrown into the trash can several times...