How to play a good fiancee

"Don't, don't, don't slap in the face, say something well, don't slap in the face..." Ji Yanzhi pulled his ears, squatted in the field, and looked at the crowd with aggrieved eyes.

Jian Yun was playing with a belt in his hand, and sat on the sofa with a cold face. When he saw Ji Yanzhi, he became very angry. If it wasn't for Jian Yi's face, he might have killed her a long time ago. Unloaded eight pieces.

"Have you become more courageous? How dare you even eavesdrop on my corner?"

"No, no, no, not fat, not fat." Ji Yanzhi shook his head hurriedly, looking at the big boss who had nothing to do with him, he couldn't express his suffering, and turned his eyes for help, In the end it fell on Jian Yi, and she frowned at Jian Yi, which meant, "My wife save me! I don't want to die young!"

"Who are you winking with?" Jian Yun slammed his belt on the table, and shouted angrily with round eyes.

"No, no, no, no, no." Ji Yanzhi trembled in fright, and silently moved two steps back, away from her.

"Sister..." Jian Yi received Ji Yanzhi's signal, and with a pitiful look, she tugged at Jian Yun's cuff.

"Don't worry about this matter, I know it has nothing to do with you, it's all her idea, and it ruined all the aunts! This is a rat droppings, ruining a pot of porridge!"

"It's Sister Tang, it's Tang." Ji Yanzhi couldn't help correcting him.

"What's the soup!" With a snap, Jian Yun slammed his belt on the table again.

"Hey, it's what you say it is." Ji Yanzhi shut up decisively.

"What did you hear just now?" Jian Yun raised his eyebrows, sat up straight, leaned back, and leaned on the sofa, as if he didn't care about such a private matter being heard by Ji Yanzhi.

"Cough, girl, there are some things that you don't need to ask so directly." Jian Qingchu couldn't stand it, this silly child, she is shameless, you have to ask for it yourself!

"Mom, don't worry about this matter. If you don't teach her a lesson, she won't even know that there are family rules in this family!" Jian Yun waved his hand, unconsciously showing the air of the head of the family.

Jian Qingchu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but when she saw Xiao Yun's vigor, she felt very proud, um, like me!

"Speaking, I'm asking you, what are you listening to, teach me a lesson." Jian Yun looked at Ji Yanzhi with a smile.

"What?" Ji Yan was taken aback, learning something? ? ?

"Learn...what to learn???" I was shocked, can this kind of thing be said in the open?Can I still learn?Do you want to learn how your old Shen hums! ?

"Hmm, learn everything you hear." Jian Yun repeated.

Ji Yanzhi smacked his lips, "Cough, it's not..." He glanced at the group of people who watched the excitement next to him, and even looked at him excitedly, "This kind of thing... is not good because there are so many people. Let's learn in front of others..." Cough, Ji Yanzhi coughed lightly, and rubbed her neck in embarrassment, when she thought of this, she blushed, she really admired how Jian Yun could say this in public Kind of talk!Doesn't she know how to be ashamed! ! !

"I'll let you learn." Jian Yun got up and walked towards Ji Yanzhi, leaned over to look at her, and said every word seriously.

"..." Ji Yanzhi blinked at her, seeing her serious appearance, silently licked his lips, "Are you serious?" said.

"Hmm." Jian Yun nodded, expressing that he was very serious.

"Okay." Ji Yanzhi also nodded, okay, this is what you let me learn, no wonder me!

Jian Yi covered her face, it was over, she always felt that Ji Yanzhi was digging a hole for herself again...

The other big shots couldn't help but get excited, ready to cheer Ji Yanzhi up!

Ji Yanzhi cleared his throat, "Hey, then shall I start?" He asked for Jian Yun's consent.

"Yeah." Jian Yun responded, and returned to the sofa. Before he could sit down, he heard Ji Yanzhi's soft groan behind him...

"Ugh~~~"

"Cough cough cough..." Jian Yun almost didn't choke, almost sat down on the ground, thanks to Bo Ning who grabbed her by the side.

"You..." Jian Yun stared at Ji Yanzhi with round eyes, and saw that Ji Yanzhi didn't seem to care at all, and stared straight at himself, and groaned again.

"Hiss... shut up!" Jian Yi rubbed the goose bumps all over her body, and yelled at Ji Yanzhi in dissatisfaction.

Ji Yanzhi chuckled, and shook his head at Jian Yun with a little bit of satisfaction, as if to say, hey, it's Xiao Yi who told me to shut up, it's not that I'm disobedient~

"Shameless." Jian Yun looked at Ji Yanzhi for a long time, and finally choked out such a sentence.

"Hey, to be reasonable, you let me learn it! Or do you think my bark is not as good as your old Shen's?" Ji Yanzhi suddenly raised his eyebrows and gave a smirk, then blinked at Jian Yun.

Jian Yun opened his mouth, "Well, it's not as nice as her name." It was very real.

"Tch~" Ji Yanzhi pursed his lips, which made him unconvinced.

"However, I want to look at you with admiration. I can make Shen Lan tame and tame~" Facing Ji Yanzhi's sudden compliment, Jian Yun was stunned for a moment, "Huh? What?"

"Oh, you said I could make her bark?"

"...cough." Ji Yanzhi almost choked on his saliva, and silently gave Jian Yun a thumbs up. That's right, his understanding is very thorough and in place!

"Oh, do you think we are doing...strange things?" Jian Yun suddenly turned to look at everyone with an expression of enlightenment.

When everyone looked at it, they were stunned, "Isn't it?" Jian Qingchu was very serious and asked in a daze.

Luo Xiaobei poked her next to her, "Image, pay attention to image!!" He reminded in a low voice.

"cough."

"Hahahaha——" Jian Yun suddenly laughed, pointed at the crowd, and laughed so heartily that the group of people were dumbfounded.

In the end, Jian Yun directly took out his mobile phone and made a call. Everyone was in a daze when they heard a sound coming from Ji Yanzhi's mobile phone, and then realized that Jian Yun was calling Shen Lan.

"Hey, Xiao Yun, what's the matter?"

"Take that thing you just played and come to the main building to find me." Jian Yun gave orders immediately.

When Ji Yanzhi heard this, he panicked, "Hey, sister, this is not very good, that thing is not very attractive..." Ji Yanzhi took it for granted that the two were playing with some sex toys just now, and hurried over to grab it. He pulled Jian Yun, but Jian Yun gave him a big roll of his eyes.

Well, good intentions are not rewarded, so you can do whatever you want!

Ji Yanzhi remained silent, Jian Yun was about to hang up the phone, but was taken aback again, "Hey, what is that?" Pointing at Ji Yanzhi's cell phone, he was very impressed with her device that could peep into his room curious.

"It's just a robot..." Ji Yanzhi confessed decisively.

"Where did you put it?"

"Uh um... on the hanger in your room."

Jian Yun responded, and then said to the phone, "Bring the robot on the hanger behind the door."

Shen Lan was dumbfounded, and when she followed her instructions to rummage through the hangers, she found a robot covered by clothes.

About 5 minutes later, Ji Yanzhi saw Shen Lan's big face from his mobile phone, and then he noticed that it was not the two who turned off the lights just now, but the clothes blocked the robot's sight, which made her mistake meaning!

Not long after, Shen Lan rushed over in a hurry.

"Xiao Yun, why are you in such a hurry?" After entering the door, she went straight to Jian Yun.

"Show her your things." Jian Yun sat on the sofa, crossed his legs, and was instructing Ji Yanzhi to help him squeeze his shoulders and beat his back. When he heard Shen Lan's voice, he said a word without turning his head. .

"Oh." Shen Lan immediately stepped forward, put the things on the shoulders on the sofa and spread them out.

Everyone was dumbfounded, they all looked at it together, and suddenly their eyes widened.

Ji Yanzhi was also dumbfounded, he looked at the sofa in a daze, and saw that it turned out to be a waist massager? ? ?

Arched, you can lie on it, the kind that just supports your waist...

"No, this...Old Shen, you must be honest." Ji Yanzhi resolutely pointed the finger at Shen Lan, and this thing can make that noise! ? ? ?

"What? I bought this for Xiaoyun. She likes jumping up and down. I was afraid that she would lose her waist, so I bought her a massager. Is there any problem with this?" Shen Lan also looked confused. Bi, watching a group of people looking back and forth around his massager, is also very puzzled.

Jian Yun silently sniggered at the side, "She said we two just now..."

"Hey sister!" Ji Yan's hand quickly covered Jian Yun's mouth, "Let's finish some things, okay."

Jian Yun raised his eyebrows, and glared at Ji Yanyi, two gleams shot out from his falcon-like eyes.

Ji Yanzhi shivered, and immediately withdrew his hand, "I'm sorry, my hands are not dirty, neither dirty nor dirty." He hurriedly smiled apologetically, she had forgotten that Jian Yun had a cleanliness just now, but luckily she didn't have an attack.

"What? What are you talking about?" Shen Lan looked around at the crowd, why did everyone look so weird... Especially the mother-in-law, what's the situation with silently lowering her head and rubbing her neck? ?

"Eh?" Shen Lan's puzzled expression fell into Jian Yi's eyes, and she almost laughed out loud.

"You said the same for you, isn't it just a massage? As for calling..." Jian Yi opened her mouth, but she couldn't continue, "Cough, I'm not in shape." She couldn't help but blamed.

"That's right, there's nothing in shape!" Ji Yanzhi also echoed.

"What?" Shen Lan was startled again, looking at the two of them blankly, "You..."

While in a daze, he suddenly remembered the robot just now. He lowered his head to take a closer look, and happened to see that there seemed to be a camera in the robot's eyes, and immediately understood everything.

He looked up angrily, but after looking around, his eyes finally fell on Ji Yanzhi, "Ji Yanzhi!" He shouted angrily, and threw the robot directly at Ji Yanzhi.

"Ouch." Ji Yanzhi hurriedly raised his hand to catch it, this is a treasure!

But when he saw Shen Lan's blushing old face, Ji Yanzhi couldn't help laughing silly, "It's okay, it's nothing, these are not outsiders, besides, they are all women, it's okay to call twice." Busily typing haha .

As a result, after she finished speaking, Shen Lan's face turned even redder, and she even wanted to peel her skin and cramps, so she immediately rolled up her sleeves, "Xiao Yun, hit her!!!"

"Okay!" Jian Yun responded unambiguously, jumped up immediately, cut Ji Yanzhi's arm backwards, and pressed her on the sofa.

"Wife, save—" Ji Yanzhi hadn't even uttered a sentence before he was subdued by Jian Yun, Shen Lan followed closely behind, and his wife and wife joined hands to beat Ji Yanzhi.

With Jian Yi covering her face beside her, I knew it would end like this.

……

In the end, the farce ended with Ji Yanzhi being beaten up.

Back in the room, Ji Yanzhi slumped on the bed, "Ouch..." He rubbed his arm and cried out that it hurts.

"Okay, stop barking, it's all self-inflicted, so you can mess around." Sitting beside her, Jian Yi helped her rub her arms, and couldn't help but scold and blame.

"I'm...curious!" Ji Yanzhi also knew that he was wrong, so he opened his mouth without too many excuses.

"You deserve it." Jian Yi glanced at her dissatisfied, "I see you dare to mess with my sister in the future."

"Don't dare, don't dare, now that she and Lao Shen have merged together, I can't afford to provoke her." Ji Yanzhi shook his head decisively, admitting his cowardice.

"Is it better?" Jian Yi asked softly after rubbing for a while.

"Well, it's much better. Fortunately, I'm tough enough." Ji Yanzhi smiled.

Jian Yi was speechless when she heard the words, um, it's a good thing you took the beating!

The two of them were about to wash and rest, when someone knocked on the door suddenly, Ji Yanzhi was so excited that he almost jumped up from the bed, "Who, who is it?" Subconsciously, he thought that Jian Yun didn't hit enough just now, so he made up for it.

"Me." The person outside responded.

Just as Ji Yanzhi was about to breathe a sigh of relief, his heart rose to his throat in an instant. It wasn't Jian Yun's voice, but Shen Lan's! ! !

"You... what are you doing here?" Ji Yanzhi asked with a vigilant face.

"Xiaoyun asked me to bring you something."

Ji Yanzhi frowned, "Is she not here?"

"Not here, open the door quickly, stop talking." Shen Lan urged impatiently.

Ji Yanzhi was still hesitating, but Jian Yi couldn't stand it, walked to the door, opened the door, opened a small gap first, let Ji Yanzhi take a look, made sure that Shen Lan was the only one, and then let her in .

Shen Lan walked in with a smile, raised her eyebrows and looked at Ji Yanzhi's eyes, "Hey, Boss Ji, are you comfortable?" She asked with a smile, her appearance was also very unbearable.

Ji Yanzhi opened his mouth, and silently suppressed the anger, "It's comfortable, free massage, if it's comfortable, don't want it." He still kept his mouth stiff.

"That's right, our little Yun is so professional. You can't buy this technique even if you have money."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, why are you here?" Ji Yanzhi dissatisfied.

Shen Lan smiled, took out the robot, looked around, walked to the position facing the head of the bed, placed the robot, and then looked at the angle of view from the phone, then nodded.

Ji Yanzhi looked confused, looking at the camera facing him, "What do you mean??"

"Xiaoyun said, put this thing here, she wants to see what you do in bed at night, and learn how you two get along with each other." Shen Lan said sternly.

"???"

"No, this is my sister's idea??" Jian Yi was also confused, is this still my own sister!

"Hmm~" Shen Lan nodded, "Yes, that's right, well, the task is completed, I'll go first, the two of you have a good rest, oh yes, Xiao Yun will always pay attention to the two of you, this position does not allow There is half a point deviation, otherwise you understand the consequences." Shen Lan said, raising her eyebrows at Ji Yanzhi and giving a smirk, seeing Ji Yanzhi's embarrassing expression that he hesitated to speak but couldn't say anything, Shen Lan was in a good mood and felt relieved.

Until Shen Lan left, Ji Yanzhi was still in a daze, and kept making eye contact with that robot. She never expected that Jian Yun would be so ruthless...!He could even think of using this method to deal with himself!I really underestimated her.

Jian Yi stood at the door, in a blind spot where the robot couldn't see, resolutely refusing to go back to the bed, she just saw the live broadcast with her own eyes, so she didn't want to be the target of the live broadcast!

Ji Yanzhi turned his head to look at Jian Yi, blinked his eyes, "What... what should I do?" He asked blankly, and was asking, when suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "Clothes clothes!!" Pointing to the wardrobe, motioning Jian Yi to use the clothes to put Camera covered.

But as soon as this idea came up, Ji Yanzhi's cell phone rang.

Ji Yan was stunned, picked it up and looked at it, it was Shen Lan, and immediately felt that something was wrong.

Reluctantly pressed the answer button.

"Hey, don't think about covering the camera with something, we are watching, so don't play those clever things, just do what you want, don't pay too much attention to this, it's okay, just like you recorded Just like during the show, be more comfortable and don’t be too restrained.”

Hearing Shen Lan's relaxed and joyful tone, Ji Yanzhi's heart collapsed, no, Shen Lan knew what he was thinking so well?see?heard it?But isn't there a delay in this thing?How come there is no delay in their hands?I'm the only one who co-authored? ?

"Go to sleep by yourself, I'm going to sleep in the living room." Jian Yi resolutely abandoned Ji Yanzhi, picked up a quilt from the closet, turned around and left without any regrets.

Ji Yanzhi opened his mouth, but finally had no choice but to look at the camera helplessly, staring at the robot.

……

Ji Yanzhi didn't sleep at all all night, and when she thought that everything about herself was being broadcast live by the camera, she felt agitated in her heart. , there is an element of performing for the effect of the show, but this is in a private space, it is my own home, this feeling of being prying into my privacy is too uncomfortable.

Thinking about it, Ji Yanzhi even regretted his previous behavior of spying on Jian Yun and Shen Lan's privacy, this kind of thing really can't be done!

Almost staring at the robot until dawn, Ji Yanzhi got up with a tired face, and went directly to the bathroom to wash and change clothes.

Jian Yi didn't sleep well in the living room, and came back when she heard some movement in the room. Seeing that the robot was still there, she couldn't laugh or cry, and wondered if Ji Yanzhi was acting stupid.

He raised his hand to pick up the robot and took a look at it. He was taken aback. This thing seemed to have run out of battery a long time ago, and it wasn't working...

When Ji Yanzhi came out of the bathroom, his dark circles were very thick, and Jian Yi couldn't laugh or cry.

"You didn't sleep all night?"

"Ah, I can't sleep."

"Because of this?" Jian Yi raised the robot and shook it.

"Well, now I finally know what it's like to be prying into someone's privacy. I can't stand it. It's too scary. I'll never pry into other people's privacy again!" Ji Yanzhi was serious and even prepared to swear.

Jian Yi nodded and smiled when she heard the words, "Well, there is still a way for my sister to scare you with a robot with no battery."

"What??" Ji Yan was taken aback, a robot with no battery?

Jian Yi handed the robot to her, "Look for yourself, it's not working at all, you think my sister is you, with your habit?"

"..." Ji Yanzhi was stunned for a long while, then chuckled, feeling dumbfounded, put the robot aside, and collapsed on the bed, "Well, I'm convinced. From now on, I will be absolutely respectful to my sister, no Don't try any bad thoughts again!" Ji Yanzhi hastily made a promise, and convinced Jian Yun.

"Okay, look at your worthless appearance, go to bed." Helping Ji Yanzhi make the bed, urging her to go to bed.

"My wife is with me, I haven't hugged me all night, I miss you~" Ji Yanzhi opened his arms, and babbled at Jian Yi, coquettishly.

Jian Yi rolled her eyes, but she also had nothing to do with her, "Okay, okay." Helplessly, she also lay down on the bed.

Ji Yanzhi hugged his little wife, he was so satisfied, he was about to close his eyes, but suddenly opened them, looked around, got up and picked up the robot, and let it face him, so he felt relieved.

"Okay, go to sleep." Jian Yi patted her on the shoulder, coaxing her softly.

Ji Yanzhi was sleepy, closed his eyes, and fell asleep after a while.

Jian Yi stayed with her for a while, turned her head to see how she was sleeping soundly, this guy only looked like a person when he was asleep and quiet.

Obviously she is also very beautiful, and she is also very temperamental, but she is very cowardly, and she is extra skinny, probably the legendary star person who is skinless and will die.

When the skin is up, it can piss people off, but when it is quiet, it is extraordinarily attractive, tsk, how can there be such a freak.

Jian Yi leaned sideways with her arm pillowed, and just watched Ji Yanzhi quietly until sleepiness struck and she gradually lost consciousness.

……

"Um... um..."

Jian Yi was in a daze, heard someone chattering beside her, opened her eyes and took a look, and saw that Ji Yanzhi was hugging her, as if she was still asleep.

"Tanzhi?" He called out to her softly.

"Hmm... my wife... it's time to enter the bridal chamber..." Ji Yanzhi moaned.

Jian Yi listened carefully to this sentence with her ears sideways, her face turned dark, and she was so annoyed that she raised her leg and kicked her calf, "Get up!" she said dissatisfied.

"Hey..." Ji Yanzhi whispered, then shrank his legs, and then rubbed his eyes, "Hmm...? What's wrong?"

"What did you dream about just now?" Jian Yi stared at her sullenly.

"I dreamed..." Ji Yanzhi was dazed, rubbing his head, as if recalling the dream just now.

Not long after, Ji Yanzhi's eyes suddenly brightened, "By the way, I remembered, I dreamed that we got married! Together with my sister and Shen Lan, the wedding was held together by four people! Oh yes, during this period, my sister also married the wrong one. People, almost pulled me over, scared me to death!!" Ji Yanzhi said, showing a terrified expression, slapping his chest in fear, as if being married off by Jian Yun was a terrible thing.

Jian Yi's face was darkened upon hearing this, "And then?"

"Then? After the wedding is over, it's time to be sent to the bridal chamber!!! I was dreaming that we were going to the bridal chamber, so you just kicked me, hey, why did you kick me?" Ji Yanzhi was puzzled and said .

"Oh, cooperating with you, you don't even think about good things, do you?"

"Isn't this a good thing? Getting married! What a good thing!!" Ji Yanzhi was righteous, and when he said this, he looked at Jian Yi seriously.

"Xiaoyi, shouldn't it be time for us to get married?"

"No, I just got married when I was young, so I don't want to step into the grave of marriage so early, don't." Jian Yi shook her head resolutely and refused, and Ji Yanzhi was taken aback.

"You're still young, but I...seem not too young..." Ji Yanzhi couldn't help but blushed, feeling a little embarrassed.

Jian Yi snorted softly when she heard the words, then turned her back and didn't look at her. It was indeed too early for her to get married, and she hadn't thought about it at all. The matter is simply a fantasy.