How to play a good fiancee

"What do you mean it's not that simple? My mother was pregnant with me and Xiaoyi, isn't it very simple? By the way, Auntie also has the contact information of the gynecologist. I will ask you later." Jian Yun sat upright Beside the bed, with arms crossed, with a serious expression, he was seriously discussing with Shen Lan about having a baby.

It seemed that she was also determined to help Fourth Aunt win the bet.

"Having a child is not a child's play, you think you want to lay eggs, you can give birth if you want!" Shen Lan couldn't laugh or cry, can this kind of thing be so casual?

"What are you talking about?" Jian Yun raised his eyebrows and his face became serious.

Seeing this, Shen Lan immediately patted her mouth, "No, I'm just using a metaphor, I mean, having a child is not laying eggs, she is not easy."

"You tell me, why is it not easy?"

"First of all, this child must belong to us, right?"

"Ah." Jian Yun nodded.

"But is there any relationship between us? What is a child? It's the crystallization of love, just like you and your sister. If your mothers don't love each other, would they want to give birth to you?"

Jian Yun was startled when he heard the words, "What you said makes sense, then what?"

"So, do you love me?" Shen Lan looked into Jian Yun's eyes and asked seriously.

Jian Yun was startled again, looked at Shen Lan, frowned and thought for a while.

Seeing that she was silent, Shen Lan's eyes darkened, she took it for granted that she didn't love her, and sighed helplessly, "Look, you don't love me, you have no feelings for me, even if I give you a baby, You don't love this child either, what do you want her for? She came out to suffer." Shen Lan turned around and sat on the side of the bed aggrieved, ignoring Jian Yun.

After a long while, Jian Yun asked in doubt, "How is love?"

Shen Lan was taken aback, then turned to look at her, yes, Xiao Yun didn't know anything about this kind of thing.

Shen Lan thought for a while, and seemed to rekindle her fighting spirit. She took off her shoes, turned sideways, sat cross-legged on the bed, and looked at Jian Yun seriously, "Well... the simplest thing is, when you can't see me, you will Miss me?"

Jian Yun frowned and hesitated for a moment.

"You see you are hesitating again, alas." Shen Lan sighed, did she still think too much?

"No, I'm just wondering if thinking of you and wanting to hit you are the same concept."

"...!!! Of course not! I miss me, I miss me, it's not that I want to hit someone when my hands are itchy, and then I think of me!" Shen Lan suddenly exploded.

Jian Yun was startled, "Well, well, I will think about it."

"Eh?" Faced with Jian Yun's answer, Shen Lan was completely stunned. She had planned to confide in Jian Yun with all her grievances and complaints, but it turned out that she would miss herself?

"Wait, do you have any misunderstanding about the word thinking?" Shen Lan scratched her head, always feeling that things were not as simple as she thought.

"Let me explain to you again, think, it's..."

"I'm just not interested in emotional matters, but I'm not stupid, okay?" Jian Yun gave her a dissatisfied look.

"Uh huh..." Shen Lan was a little embarrassed, and smiled, "Okay, okay." Then she nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Xiao Yun would miss me?Damn she misses me! !

Shen Lan belatedly realized that Jian Yun missed her when she couldn't see her, so she jumped out of bed excitedly on the spot, and turned around on the ground twice, which made her very happy.

Jian Yun leaned on her cheek and watched her convulse, not intending to interrupt her at all.

Besides, the people in the main building heard Jian Yun's words clearly from the phone, "I will think about it." When everyone heard this, they also became excited.

"Hey, Xiao Yun finally got the hang of it, and she can still say such little love words!"

When Ji Yanzhi heard the words, he almost choked on his saliva, oh my god, is this called love talk?I'm afraid you haven't heard the true love words I told Xiaoyi!

Never seen the world, hum!

Besides Jian Yun's side, Shen Lan jumped back on the bed after taking a breath, and sat down in front of Jian Yun.

"second question."

"ask."

"What were you thinking when you saw Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi kissing?" Shen Lan looked at Jian Yun expectantly, and even licked her lips unconsciously. She wanted to ask, seeing the two of them When kissing, do you also want to find someone to kiss and feel the sweet touch when kissing, but seeing Jian Yun frowning and seriously thinking about the question, Shen Lan's heart skipped a beat, and he intuitively felt that this question might be possible. going off track...

"I want to hit her." Jian Yun only hesitated for a moment before opening his mouth.

"..."

"Ahem...then I'm really lucky..." Ji Yanzhi in front of the screen silently patted his chest, how many times he crawled out of the gate of hell...

"No, what I mean is, do you want to feel the feeling of kissing?" Shen Lan asked bluntly, she found that this kind of thing must not go around in circles with Jian Yun, if you don't ask her directly, she will never get you point.

"Ah." Jian Yun fell silent again, as if recalling the scene where Ji Yanzhi kissed Jian Yi.

In the end, Jian Yun shook his head, "I have no other thoughts except wanting to hit her."

"..." Shen Lan opened his mouth, and silently swallowed the next words back into his stomach along with his saliva.

"Oh no, what are you trying to say after you've made such a big circle with me here? I'm discussing with you about having a baby, why do you mention Ji Yanzhi?" Jian Yun asked suspiciously.

"Oh, no." Shen Lan shook her head, she still wanted to say, let Jian Yun try to kiss her, now it seems that forget it, life is the most important thing.

"Say what you have to say, don't babble." Seeing her babbling appearance, Jian Yun became furious, slapped her thigh, and even slapped herself in pain, rubbed it, and raised her hand again Patted Shen Lan's thigh, "Speak."

"Hey..." Shen Lan felt aggrieved, curled her lips, "No, I didn't want to say anything..."

"Oh? Really?" Seeing this, Jian Yun clenched his hands into fists and cracked his knuckles, "Do you want to know if I love you or not?"

"Ah, yes!!!" Shen Lan nodded frantically, but Jian Yun gave a smirk.

"You know there is a saying that hitting is kissing and scolding is love."

"...No, I don't know!" Shen Lan immediately got up with a vigilant expression, moved to the door, and almost bumped into the clothes hanger behind her.

"Don't, you said you're going to use violence so easily, don't do that." Shen Lan hurriedly waved her hand to signal her to calm down.

"Spit out a single word of what you wanted to say just now." Jian Yun decisively turned on the threatening mode.

"I..." Shen Lan opened her mouth and weighed it up, but when she saw Jian Yun's fierce appearance, she decisively raised her hands and surrendered.

"Does it mean that if I say it, you won't hit me?" Trying to struggle to the death.

"Yes." Jian Yun nodded and agreed.

"Okay, actually I just want to say, if you want to prove that you like me, just kiss me..."

"Just what?" Jian Yun frowned, Shen Lan spoke in such a low voice that he couldn't hear the last half of the sentence.

"Just...um...let me..." Shen Lan raised her voice, feeling embarrassed instead.

"Huh? Say it again?"

"Kiss me!!!" How many times does this kind of thing have to be said! !

Jian Yun was startled, and looked at Shen Lan in a daze.

Shen Lan also had the guts to look at her, anyway, she had said everything, if she wanted to kill or cut, it was up to her!

Jian Yun stared at her face carefully for a while, "Where are you kissing?" asked curiously.

Shen Lan kept looking at her mouth, and when she saw her open her mouth, she immediately covered her face, "Don't slap your face, if Ji Yanzhi saw my old face, there would be no place for me... Eh?" Shen Lan was startled, Wait, what did she say...? ?

"I ask you, dear, is there something wrong with your ears??"

"Uh no, no problem, no problem." Shen Lan swallowed weakly, and pouted boldly.

"Huh?" Jian Yun didn't understand again, "I asked you to talk, why are you pouting?"

"Kiss mouth." Shen Lan pouted and muttered.

Jian Yun was startled, kiss?Doesn't that mean... to eat her saliva! ?

Thinking of this, Jian Yun felt bad, "No, no, no." He shook his head decisively.

Shen Lan pursed her lips, with an aggrieved expression on her face, "I knew you didn't love me, so QAQ." She even acted cute.

Across the screen, Ji Yanzhi almost vomited, "This guy, he's so cute at such an age, he's too shameless, disgusting." He grinned.

"..." Jian Yi heard her, and silently glanced at her from the side, hey, isn't it time for you to show off your feelings?Disgusting! ! !

"It's over, this Kan Xiaoyun can't live or die." Jian Qingchu shook his head and sighed, really wanting to worry about his daughter.

"Is there no way to cure this cleanliness?"

"We can only see if she really loves Shen Lan, but judging by the situation, it's enough."

"Hey."

Everyone was downcast, worrying about not seeing a good show.

"Hey, hey, isn't it!!" Ji Yanzhi suddenly exclaimed, and the crowd immediately came together again, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

On the screen, Jian Yun closed his eyes, puffed out his cheeks and pouted, and smacked Shen Lan's lips, then got up immediately, and everyone looked straight, that's okay! ?

Not to mention other people, even Shen Lan was dumbfounded. She raised her hand and touched her lips. Although it was just a swipe, Xiao Yun's lips were so soft, tender, and cool. The wonderful touch is really fascinating...

Shen Lan's eyes almost grew on Jian Yun's lips, and she refused to look away.

"Hey!" Jian Yun was annoyed by her, and cried out in dissatisfaction.

"Ahhh." Shen Lan immediately recovered, raised her hand to touch her lips, "You, you..." Looking at Jian Yun, she was still shocked.

"You don't dislike me anymore?" At the same time, she was pleasantly surprised.

"Didn't you see that I'm not out of breath?" Jian Yun raised his hand and wiped his mouth.

"..." Seeing her action, Shen Lan really couldn't laugh or cry, "It's okay, I didn't saliva, look, my lips are still dry." Shen Lan pouted again and showed Jian Yun.

Jian Yun waved his hand, amused by her funny appearance.

"Okay, let's go, can you give birth to my fourth aunt now?"

"..."

"No, why don't you understand yet? Even if it's a child, it belongs to both of us, and it has nothing to do with your fourth aunt."

"I know." Jian Yun nodded, "I still understand the truth. But I just want Fourth Aunt to win."

"I know, I know, I know that you want to help Fourth Aunt win, but we can't make children like this now, do you understand?"

"We must first have a relationship foundation, and then we must have the reality of a husband and wife." Shen Lan's thoughts suddenly went astray, relying on Jian Yun's ignorance, she decisively turned on the fooling mode.

"What? The reality of husband and wife? Women also need this?"

"Ah, yes, just like Ji Yanzhi and Xiaoyi." Shen Lan continued to talk nonsense with her eyes wide open.

This touched Jian Yun's knowledge blind spot again, scratching his head with a thoughtful expression.

"Hey, Boss Shen is fine. He's playing tricks on us like this." When the elders heard this, their expressions gradually became obscene, and they looked at each other in unison.

Seeing their expressions, Jian Yi shuddered, it was scary...

"Hey, let me ask you, can you restrain yourself a little bit, there are still children here." Ji Yanzhi turned his head and glanced at Jian Yi, and smirked along with everyone else.

When several people heard this, Qiqi turned to look at Luo Xiaobei. Luo Xiaobei decisively pulled Xiaoyi to his side, and skillfully covered her eyes, "Children can't watch."

Jian Qingchu also raised her hand to cover Jian Yi's ears, "Children can't listen either."

"..."

"Okay, there are no children anymore, so turn up your voice a little bit." Jian Qingchu said, not feeling that there was anything wrong with spying on her daughter.

"Okay!" Ji Yanzhi complied decisively, revealing his pervert nature.

……

"What is the reality of husband and wife?" Jian Yun was still stuck in this reality of husband and wife and couldn't get out of it. He didn't understand all kinds of things, so he asked decisively.

Hearing this, Shen Lan took out her mobile phone and shook it in front of Jian Yun, "Do you remember?"

"what?"

"It's a small movie." Shen Lan said with a smirk, and now she has become more courageous, and she is not afraid of Jian Yun's violence at all.

Jian Yun was startled, then slapped his forehead, suddenly realized, "Oh, is that the reality of husband and wife?"

……

"What what?" Everyone here was confused and looked at Ji Yanzhi in unison.

"Hey, in her mobile phone, there are 10G small movies, and she watched them with Jian Yun." Ji Yanzhi sold Shen Lan without hesitation.

Everyone gasped when they heard the words, "Xiao Yun has seen it??" asked in surprise.

"Ah, yes, later I beat Shen Lan hard and asked her to delete the movie, hey, this Shen Lan is really desperate." Ji Yanzhi said, with a mentality of watching a good show, I really want to see Shen Lan being beaten.

Just as he was thinking, he heard Jian Yun speak.

"Didn't I ask you to delete it? You haven't deleted it yet?" Jian Yun said with a cold face, dissatisfied.

"Ah...uh...well, cough, Ji Yanzhi has a good saying, these are learning materials, very precious."

"What? Study materials, study what?"

"Position! Uh, no, we can use these to brew our feelings, and find a way to make our world more harmonious~" Shen Lan raised her eyebrows and gave a smirk.

"Hey, I can't see that you are still so eager to learn?" Bo Ning pressed half of her body on Ji Yanzhi's shoulder, looking at her with a malicious expression.

"Uh um... no, that, cough, right, haha~" Ji Yanzhi giggled, trying to get away with it.

"Hey, hey, look, look!" Pointing at the screen, he decisively attracted everyone's attention.

The screen suddenly went black.

"what's the situation?"

"Could it be turning off the lights!??" I don't know who said a word, and everyone suddenly became inexplicably excited.

"Shh, don't talk." Ji Yanzhi hurriedly waved his hands at everyone, signaling them to keep quiet, and then turned the volume to the maximum.

"What are you doing?" Jian Yun's surprised voice came from the phone.

Hearing this sound, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not a machine failure, so it might be that the lights were really turned off! !

"Stim...stimulate..." Jian Qingchu said disregarding his image.

"Hey hey... Shhh, let's not talk, just listen."

"Shen Lan, why are you taking off your clothes?"

"What are you doing?" Jian Yun said again.

"Don't move, lie down obediently." Shen Lan said.

"Oh, hey, why are you lifting my clothes? Are you looking for another hit!?"

It was followed by a crisp and loud applause...

"Oh..." Shen Lan cried out in pain, "Don't move around, can you cooperate well! Do you still want to have a child!"

"Uh... well."

"Oh, it's so cold..." Jian Yun said.

After a period of silence.

"How do you feel?" Shen Lan asked.

"Well... I don't feel anything, what are you doing?"

"It shouldn't, doesn't it hurt? Do you have no sense of touch?"

"Are my hands cold?" Shen Lan asked.

"Well, it's cold."

"Here, don't you feel it? Doesn't it hurt? Is it uncomfortable??" Shen Lan came to a set of doubts.

Several people stared wide-eyed, looking at the ceiling at the same time, imagining the movements of the two of them.

"What kind of pose is this?"

"I can't imagine."

"There is too little information." The old driver Jian Qingchu was also defeated, and the others listened attentively.

"If you straighten your waist up a bit, my hands will be sore." Shen Lan said again.

"I got it!!!" Bo Ning clapped his hands suddenly, suddenly realizing.

"Oh?"

"It should be that Xiao Yun was lying flat on the bed, and Shen Lan's hands were not strong enough, so she straightened her waist and supported her body with her legs!" Bo Ning diverted his thoughts.

After hearing the words, everyone imagined a little according to her description, and gave her a thumbs up at the same time, "You are still a beast."

"Ahem, low-key, low-key, I'm not usually like this, really." Bo Ning waved his hand, his old face turned red, and he was really embarrassed.

"Ouch..." Jian Yun's soft cry came from the phone.

"Do you feel it?"

"good."

Immediately afterwards, Shen Lan's panting sound was heard, as if she was really tired.

"Your senses are a little dull, so you can feel it? I'm exhausted." Shen Lan complained.

"Why don't you lie down and let me try?"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Jian Qingchu was excited at first, oh, indeed my Xiao Yun is the most up-to-date!Attack her! ! !

"So?" Jian Yun seemed to be operating tentatively.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I was so excited that I couldn't help clapping my hands and cheering for Jian Yun!

"Xiao Yun Chong, Du Miao Miao!! Take her down for the sake of the Jane family!!!"

"Ah... oh... er... Take it easy, take it easy, take it slow, don't go too fast, you can't take it..." Not long after, Shen Lan groaned again, and everyone didn't dare to make a sound. Everyone wanted to eat Ji Yanzhi's cell phone and stared at it.

"Are you comfortable?" There was a trace of doubt in Jian Yun's voice.

"Ugh~ comfortable~ comfortable, comfortable~ um~"

"Then... hurry up?" Jian Yun asked.

"Okay..." Shen Lan's voice was a joy to hear, and everyone was imaginative, wishing to drill into the screen to see what was going on.

"Oh oh oh... slow down, slow down, slow down, no, no..."

"Tsk, you are too weak, bear with it!" Jian Yun's dissatisfied voice came.

When Jian Qingchu heard it, she silently clenched her fists, she was very aggressive because she was my daughter!But you also have to let people breathe!I don't know how to be considerate at all, hey.

"Don't leave Xiao Yun, no, oh oh oh ~ no, no..."

"But I haven't played enough yet."

"Then...then you...continue..." Shen Lan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then started a new round of groaning.

A few people followed Shen Lan's shouts and yelled wave after wave, and they were very satisfied, after all, this was a rare live broadcast.

Hearing Shen Lan's cry, Ji Yanzhi's mind was agitated, and he turned his head to look at his little wife unconsciously. Jian Yi was still covered with eyes and ears by the two mothers, but in fact, he heard everything he should have heard, but right now The scene was too embarrassing, so she used her plan and pretended that she didn't hear anything.

Glancing out from between her fingers secretly, just in time to see Ji Yanzhi looking greedily at herself, Jian Yi immediately realized what she was doing wrongly, gave her a hard look, and then silently averted her gaze.

"Isn't it a bit unkind for us to do this?" After everyone had enjoyed this, they suddenly realized that it was too inappropriate for a group of elders to eavesdrop on the younger generation.

"It's okay, everyone who is here today counts as one, and they all shut their mouths tightly to me, pretending that there is no such thing, and no one is allowed to speak out." Jian Qingchu ordered.

"Okay!" Ji Yanzhi was the first to nod in agreement. After all, if this matter is revealed, it will definitely belong to her, so don't even think about it!

When the few people heard this, they didn't have any worries at once, and immediately closed their mouths again and listened attentively.

From time to time, the two whispered softly, and everyone was fascinated by it.

Those who were immersed in it did not notice that the door was gently opened.

"What are you looking at?" Suddenly there was an explosion in everyone's ears, and everyone turned their heads to look, and saw Jian Yun blinking happily.

Immediately, everyone in the audience was dumbfounded, and Qiqi turned to look at Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi was also startled, and pointed the phone speaker at himself, just in time to hear Jian Yun's words, "Are you comfortable?"

Jian Yun was also confused, "Is this my voice?"

As soon as the words fell, Shen Lan's humming sound came from inside again.

Jian Yun's face turned dark immediately, and his falcon-like eyes fell directly on Ji Yanzhi's face.

Ji Yanzhi suddenly slapped his forehead, "Oh my god! I forgot that this thing has a delay!!!"