Small country with few people

Then there was a strange sound of water, which was subtly different from the previous sound... Yushu covered the king's ears.

What are you doing?

"My lord, I'm a concubine for your own good, it's better not to set foot in the realm of adults!"

What absurd things to say, this king will soon be twenty years old, how can he not be considered an adult?

King Jing, who is the same age as this king, and Tai Shigong, who is several years younger than this king, are not full of children and grandchildren?

Wrong, no grandchildren yet.

The king's personality has been questioned.

"This king wants to take a concubine."

Grandson Yi: "The prince should marry the concubine."

Zhengfei?

Impossible.

As the saying goes, concubine and sex are good.

So the capital began to select who is the most beautiful person in the world.

This king is more guilty, isn't he just taking a concubine, as for the most beautiful woman in the world?

Laifu: "My lord is naturally only worthy of the most beautiful woman in the world... The little one doesn't mean that Empress Yu is not good..."

Seeing his triangular eyes constantly tumbling, I knew that this guy was defiled by Yushu again yesterday.

It's not easy for you either.

I don't know what happened this time, the selection started in the morning and was selected in the afternoon of the same day, so there must be no cheating, right?

"There is no justice in the name of the most beautiful woman in the world. After all, there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts." Taisun Yi said, waving a duck feather fan, "This time the title of most beautiful woman in the world will be won by Yumei. We must cherish and cherish poppies."

Don't you ask Poppy's opinion?

Lai Fu and Tai Sun Yi looked dismissive.

It seems to say: Who can disagree with which woman this king likes.

As a feminist, the king is not happy anymore.

Ben Wang decided to meet Poppy in person to ask for her opinion.

Yushu said that it was unnecessary for the king to take off his pants and fart.

She is getting vulgar.

Yu Meiren lives in Jiangnan Scholar Garden, a place with the most beautiful scenery in the world, comparable to Tianyahai Pavilion.

Far from the capital.

It takes more than a month by boat, two months by horseback, half a year by sedan chair, and three months by car.It's just very far away.

Fortunately, the 500-year-old Benwang invented hot air balloons long ago. Bananas, the material of the hot air balloons, took several years to reach the Americas with the large fleet of King Su’s Mansion. The problem started a confrontation with the bald and hard country, and finally won with the red flag of Su Wangfu unscathed.

The evocative stories that happened in it greatly enriched the examination scope of Taixue students.

An hour later, Ben Wang and Yu Shu arrived at the Garden of Scholars.

Now I have to introduce this poppy.

She is a descendant of Yanhuang.

The ancestral home is the cave on the top of the mountain, because it first came down from the tree, so it evolved relatively completely.

So whether a person looks good or not depends entirely on which tree the ancestor came down from and when.

According to my years of research by Hu Saile, a Hanlin scholar of the Academy of Evolution, I found that the descendants of monkeys who descended from taller and more beautiful trees are more beautiful.

Of course monkeys have a different definition of beauty.

They feel that being close to their ancestors is the most beautiful appearance.

Thinking of this, the king couldn't help touching the rabbit raised by the poppies.

"I don't know that the prince came here to see the daughter of the people."

Just listening to the sound will make me intoxicated.

How could there be someone like Miss in the world.

Yushu was sitting upright, obviously she had a sense of crisis, and looked at Yu Meiren with hostile eyes.

In the next second, she lowered her head with a flushed face.

Worse, this is Yushu's reaction when she is tempted.

Really, not good.

The king raised his vigilance.

Not good, I am afraid that there will be no place for the king in Furong's tent in the future.

Ben Wang firmly grabbed Yushu's wrist and pushed her between the wall and his arms, "Why can't you control your belt?"

"It's just a hemp rope ribbon that is tied tight and uncomfortably loose, and the pants fall off. What can I do?"

The woman was talking about him again.

Yushu sighed, "In this life, I hate my concubine so much that I can't be born as a man, so I can't press the prince's legs over my shoulders..."

This king's heart skipped a beat, this woman is really a monster.

Even the tear-like mole at the corner of her left eye, which looked like mouse droppings, became charming.

Although this king does not have any misogynistic plots, but, but...

Yushu said sadly: "In this life, the prince and concubine are probably bound by fate..."

"Whoever bestows the beauties, Dongfeng will also complain about the concubine's body. Why should you be afraid of dying for the king, Huang Quanxia... I just hope that the prince will not forget the old when he has a newcomer."

As Yushu spoke, he took out the Four Treasures of the Study from the ditch, splashed ink and vomited blood and drew a picture of ink plums and the king, and wrote it--Don't miss it.

"The mountain has no edge, the river is exhausted, the thunder in winter shakes the rain and snow in summer, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so you dare to break with the king." Yushu's eyes were full of tears, as if he had changed from brother Yu to Lin Daiyu all of a sudden.

Hot tears poured out of the king's tiger eyes, he held Yushu's big chubby hand, and sang: "Hua Shanji, Hua Shanji, since the king died for you, who is the only child to give joy to? If you see pity, the coffin will be opened for you!"

The king is ashamed.

"This king will never threaten you with taking a concubine again, let's go home and be married forever."

"Fake couples for the rest of my life, my lord, that concubine will go to Wushan together with all the little brothers..."

How difficult is this?

"I don't care, if you want, I can guard the gate for you!"

"My lord!" Yushu threw herself into the king's arms with a coquettish cry, almost throwing me on all fours, "I am so lucky to be able to warm my lord's bed in this life, but the job of guarding the gate is fine, I am still a concubine." I like when someone breaks in on the way, two plus one, two plus two, the concubine is very happy."

The king and Yushu decided to leave, and before they left, they had to bid farewell to Yu Meiren, Yushu's big hand was shaking the king's big palm.

The maid said that the poppies were practicing dancing.

This dance is called Fairy Brahma, and it is a dance that can move people to death.

"I don't know how it compares to the Flying Immortal outside the sky?"

"It's hard to tell."

This king is a good dancer... If the screenwriter wrote it like this, it would be fine.

"Can I watch it?"

"I need to ask my girl." The servant girl said no false words to the king.

Those sour dings are usually called the strength of character.

"Ask your mother's girl!" A slap as big as a palm leaf fan from Yushu slapped him. The king couldn't bear the fact that the maidservant's little sister's face was swollen like a pregnant nectarine, so he closed his eyes.

The expected applause did not resound, the king opened one eye, and saw that the handmaid's girl's arm, half as thick as Yushu's, forcibly clamped the killing stick that was thrown head-on, and she did not move at all. Could it be that she is a master? .

I saw the little girl sneered, "What is the meaning of this, my lord?"

Yushu wants to hit you, you ask her.

"Let go!"

Yushu used the unique skill of housekeeping, inherited from Heifeng Mountain's "bear's palm mandarin", once practiced seven wounds and seven people withered, it is an evil palm technique that can make normal people quickly suffer from kidney deficiency, and it is often called by the people The palm technique for kidney deficiency is a sinister trick that has been lost for a long time and has been passed down from male to female.

"What a guts! You crooked way dares to do such a murderous trick on my holy sect!" The maid girl didn't dodge in time and she underestimated Yushu's huge tonnage, so she fell for this trick miserably, just like picking up all the men in the capital overnight. It seems that the complexion is quickly sallow, and the eye circles are black and white. In medicine, we commonly call this disease-excessive indulgence.

But the little sisters who dared to come to support her were more gloomy than the other, and surrounded me and Yushu. It seemed that these Jianghu people didn't take me seriously.

How dare you threaten my woman face to face.

"Hurry up and get the antidote! Otherwise, don't even think about leaving alive!"

"Sister... that's King Su."

"What are you afraid of! The sky is high and the emperor is far away, so we are afraid of him?"

These little girls have very high vision, they are not even afraid of this king, it seems that they lack blood lessons.

It seems that you have to be sold to hunters in the mountains, a family of seven or eight tall and burly brothers for seven nights at a time... No, this king is suddenly a little jealous!

But this king is here to see if Yu Meiren's fight is really good. It's not that he doesn't believe in Yushu's fighting power. This king believes in Yushu. For this king, he can be invincible!

So he grabbed her by the waist and said, "Stop making trouble, be good."

It is conceivable how much impact it will have on the women when this king's hard-bodied steel is turned into soft fingers. Seventeen or eight teenage girls blushed instantly, and they didn't dare to look directly at her. This king, it's strange, is it possible that this king's pretty face has a tear mole that can attract any woman?

"Yushu, look at me."

Yushu hit Ben Wang's chest with her small fist, exactly where it was hit last time, three ribs were broken and it was not good enough to hit it so precisely at the same place!

"My lord, you are so good or bad, you just flirt with my concubine in public, and you are still not satisfied after asking for my concubine so many times last night... You are really too powerful."

The king knew that Yushu wanted to save face for him in front of Yiliu Yaomei, so he couldn't help but be touched and squeezed her wrist tightly... Damn it, he couldn't hold it with one hand!

Expanded expanded.

Where have the little girls seen such a loving couple between Yushu and this king, they all blushed shyly and said, "My lord, this, this way please!"

Along the way, the pavilions, pavilions, pavilions, waterside pavilions, carved beams and painted buildings are so beautiful, exotic flowers, grasses, birds and beasts, each pavilion and pavilion are hung with white curtains, floating like a celestial being. An independent person.

This king especially despises this kind of person.

Seeing Tong Shou's disgusted look, it's not like spending a lot of money to enjoy himself extravagantly.

"arrive."

Poppy agrees to see Ben Wang.

It was the first time someone made me wait so long.

It's a pity that she is a woman and cannot attract my king's attention.

The door opened, and the maidservants came out with trays like Xian'e who was about to hold a banquet in Lingxiao Palace,

Someone is playing the piano in the room, and I can tell from the sound that it is the eighth-ranked peerless famous piano in the long-lost "Records of Famous Qins in the World", which disappeared hundreds of years ago and does not want to fall into the hands of this woman , Legend has it that this violin has the same effect of seducing the mind as the Tianmoqin. It was once used by a generation of female sex demon Zhu Xiaoxiao to confuse the heroes of the world, and built a men's mansion. If you don't sleep for seven virgins a night, you will be furious and suck human blood...

Seeing Yushu's eyes shining, the king knows that she must have heard of this magic piano, and she must have been peeping at it for a long time. After getting the magic piano, she will be able to attack the king's body.

Entering the room, my mother doesn't know how many layers of curtains, this poppie is so shameless, she plays so superbly, she promised to see the king and half-hidden her face, isn't it seductive?

Fortunately, none of the nine dragons in this king's bend can be pulled back, otherwise there are few men in the world who can resist this temptation.

and many more!

This king seems to be patriarchal if he doesn't pay attention!

To actually look at Poppy from the perspective of a disgusting man!Feel free to speculate on her behavior!Not only narrow but also straight male cancer.

Patriarchy is not advisable. I heard that Duo Liguo has developed the technology that women can have children by themselves, and has embarked on the old road of the daughter country. The difference is that one is science and the other is witchcraft... This king has seen men being eliminated the future.