Small country with few people

In the end, Yushu was carried out of the Baihu Hall by the king under the excitement of the crowd. If it weren't for the king's mighty body, he would have been crushed into a king cake by Yushu's weight of two hundred catties.

With Yushu's internal response, all the plans of the Xiongnu were presented in front of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs of the Manchu Dynasty like a mirror.

"I heard that the pants that the Xiongnu lost in the Wan Guo Cuju Competition are almost sold out. It's really funny, especially when they were beaten 16:1 by the big guy."

My current annual salary is two or three yuan, which is really not enough. I heard that the annual salary of the Xiongnu Cuju players is tens of millions. Now I am applying for job hopping. No win; 300. I can’t dribble the ball through the opponent’s player; 1. The opponent’s player can easily pass me by with the ball; 2. I can’t score a goal when facing the opponent’s goal; I can't catch the ball passed to me by my teammates; 3. I can't pass the ball to my teammates accurately; 4. I also eat chewing gum on the court; 5. I dare to scold the referee on the court; 6. I lose the ball, I would also cry in front of the media, and afterwards act like a normal person; ten, I can often pick up girls at night; eleven, I can accept the 7 million bonus when I lose a game, and I can accept the money without blushing; twelve , If I lose, I will drink to relieve my worries and blame our fans.Thirteen, I can also have full arm tattoos, or full body tattoos. ?If it doesn't work, I can still be a commentator with an annual salary of one million yuan, because I can also comment on national level Cuju competitions. ? Anyway, just a few words: ? [-]. There is not much time left for the Xiongnu team. [-]. The situation of the Xiongnu team is very serious. [-]. This year's field/weather has greatly hindered the Huns. [-]. Dangerous. ? [-]. There is still a chance. ?[-]. Now there is only a theoretical possibility to qualify. [-]. Although we were eliminated, it gave us hope. "(Bai Ke)

"Brother's words are reasonable, let's make it clear."

"Fu Dabai? Fu, Fu!"

"The Huns are all on horseback, and they are all bow-legged, so they must be very talented in playing football."

"Is it because the muscles are stiff?"

"I heard that the Xiongnu representative team still has opinions on the Football Association, saying that there is a shady scene in it."

"Which one won when the big man played against the big Tang?"

"I heard it's [-]-[-]."

"How much money did you bet on this game? I put all the money I earned from pimping last year on the coffin."

"Brother Tai is very courageous, I don't know where the teacher came from?"

"No, it's Gu Liang's disciple."

"Gu Liang? Are you from Gu Liang?" The drunken brother suddenly woke up, holding his nose as if this Gu Liang disciple was very smelly.

"Everyone come and beat him! This fellow is the trash of the Guliang School!"

The boss got angry, swung the rolling pin and angrily killed him, and smashed the Guliang student on the head with a stick, "Mother Xipi, there is a sign at the door saying Guliang faction and mangy dogs are not allowed to enter, are you blind? "

It's time to go to court every day again. I heard that the little emperor will wake up every day before the third watch and the fifth watch. If the little emperor grows less than 1.6 meters and [-] years old, it will be your fault. You speak.

"If there is something to do, let's go back to the court if there is nothing to do!"

"The magistrate of Equatorial County has sent an urgent memorial."

The little emperor had no expression on his face: "Read."

"Yes."

"Chen Tai greets His Majesty. It has been more than five years since Chen Tai took office as the magistrate of Equatorial County. He misses His Majesty even in wind and rain. I still remember how at a loss I was when I saw His Majesty's face for the first time ten years ago. Ten years have passed in a blink of an eye, and I am still a county magistrate, but even so, I have to work for the well-being of the people of the county, so I don't dare to slack off in my work every day. I got sand fleas on my feet... I am seriously ill, I am afraid that I will sacrifice my life for the country, and I am afraid to abandon your majesty, now I would like to retire and return to my hometown, begging for the bones... I hope your majesty will allow you."

Little Emperor: Ten years old this year.

Qiu Hanlin, the best friend of the magistrate of Equatorial County, stepped out of the team and knelt on the ground and said: "The magistrate of Equatorial County Borjijin Zitai spends [-] days a year in the mountains, and Equatorial County is the most southerly county I have , It usually takes a year or a half for news to spread in the past, and it is understandable not to know that His Majesty is now." He said this, but he thought in his heart that he should draw a line with Bo'er Zhijin Zitai as soon as possible.

However, he acted like this, so that the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty would know that Qiu Qiu is a real man of iron and blood, and he can do anything for his friends.

This is not a big deal, the little emperor can make his own decisions.

The little emperor thought for a while and said: "The magistrate of Equatorial County has no respect for the emperor, but because of his hard work in the past ten years, the death penalty can be avoided and the living penalty cannot be escaped. He will be escorted back to Beijing and sent to the cleansing room for future use."

All civil and military officials couldn't help clicking their tongues. The little emperor really got the true biography of the regent, and anyone who offended him would be sent to the palace to be castrated.

The king felt very innocent.

How the little emperor grew up has nothing to do with me!Pure slander.

After going through the daily routine, the king returned home. After looking at the business under his name that included the entire Ministry of Commerce, he finally yawned, "This Blade Road is very beautiful."

Yushu covered her vermilion lips and looked at the king in surprise, "Does the lord like this mouthful? I think their muscles are too exaggerated."

"In the future, no matter how boring what those old men say, this king will not yawn in front of them, out of respect for those who are about to die."

"My lord is massive."

"Go to bed early." After saying that, the king lay down on the eight-meter-large bed. Maybe many people thought that the king's bed was at least 80 meters long, but that was all speculation.Does this king have a real body? Why do you want such a big bed?

Yushu's plump buttocks were still stuck to the chair and refused to move.

She doesn't want to go to bed again, does she?This really took my life.

"My elder brother will come to visit my concubine soon."

Just come, do you have to let me know?

Oh--

The king understands that Yushu wants to show how good he is in front of his natal family, so the king has to meet Yushu's brother in person to show respect.

To be honest, before Yushu got fat, she was so ordinary that she could barely be a concubine of a small businessman's family, and her appearance was really unremarkable among the peach blossoms and willows in the big capital.

"The concubine is the one who has accumulated virtue from her ancestors before she can come to visit the prince in this life. My brother said that he wants to thank the prince face to face."

"Okay, the king knows. Change the name to Concubine Xu and receive your brother together."

"Master~" Yushu pinched Ben Wang's calf coquettishly, and I have to say that her massage technique is really quite sophisticated, not inferior to the Wan-style elites. "Master, did you forget that Concubine Xu is pregnant, so it's inconvenient to see people. Speaking of Concubine Xu, have you forgotten about Miss Bai?"

Oh, by the way, cousin.

The little white dragon who was photographed last time was cut off by the third aunt.

After Xie Yuangong was beheaded by this king, Yushu preempted him. It seems that this huge Suwang mansion is a huge Colosseum. up.

Early the next morning, just after dawn, Ben Wang started digging in Yushu, "My brother has arrived,"

It's only what time, it's not yet dawn, how did your brother get in through the city gate? Did you come in through the dog hole?

In the hall of the palace, the king met Yushu's elder brother, who was about 27 or [-] years old and was more than seven feet tall. He could be called a male god in some small places, but what kind of vision is this king? , even if the fairy king descends to earth, it is not enough to make this king tempted.

Yushu introduced: "This is the elder brother of the concubine, named Yuhua."

If the king remembers correctly, Yushu's true identity is a master of witchcraft in the Miao village, that is, every time the dynasty changes, or when the palace is forced to seize power, or when the prince and concubine are framed, the prince, the minister, can be used Make a fuss about witchcraft.

Didn't Yushu say that their family was wiped out by the Huben army?How come there are still remnants of evil left behind and you swaggered into the capital? Do you know that your identity is a criminal?

"Little Yuhua, I have met the regent, and I am a thousand years old."

"Exemption."

"Thank you, Lord."

Yuhua is different from Yushu, he is very serious and does not look sideways at the tea maids, you must know that all the maids in this palace are beautiful and beautiful, if they are placed in Bada Hutong, or on the Bianhe River, they will be fine. Be the master of the top card.Who doesn't know that the proprietress who sells tofu in the tofu shop under my king's name is the oiran bestowed by the former crown prince?

"After four years of separation, my brother misses my sister very much, but I have never had a chance to see you because of the long journey. Is it because of my brother? Seeing my sister today, she is really healthy, and my heart is very relieved."

As he said that, he couldn't afford to bow to the king. Taking advantage of the time of serving tea, the king whispered to Yushu, "Your brother is indeed his own. Doesn't this king look like him?"

"In our village, women are respected. We all know who our mother is, but we don't know who our father is. My elder brother and I may be brothers and sisters of the same mother, or half-brothers and sisters."

This king understands that no matter what happens to a mother, there is half of the blood relationship, so you don't have to worry about being hugged wrong or something, this is the benefit of a matrilineal society.

"Brother, let's live in the palace first. Some are courtyards. I don't know which one I like?"

"The larger the place, the quieter it will be."

So Yushu arranged for her brother to be next to Miss Bai's yard. This operation was really outrageous.

Ben Wang stared at Yushu for a while, "I'm afraid it's unreasonable for you to do this. Miss Bai is an innocent daughter, and Yunying is not married. You may be criticized if you arrange a man in the yard next to her."

Yushu looked at the prince with the same eyes as he was looking at the legacy of the Qing Dynasty, "What age is it, and your thoughts are still so feudal, how can you lead me to become rich and well-off?"

Although the truth is the same, but this king still feels that something is wrong.

Throughout the ages, which regent arranged his brother-in-law next to his cousin's boudoir, and there was a wall between the two people's yards, and the cousin's embroidery building was less than three meters away from the brother-in-law's study. You can jump over three to five meters. I heard that my brother-in-law is still a practicing family. What kind of ladder cloud, flat sand, and wild goose style kite can turn over in a decent way. Isn't it a little owed to put such a person next to Miss Bai? Have you considered it?

The king is worried.

"Your lord, don't worry about it. What kind of person is Cousin, who can get along like a fish in water in the huge Prince Regent's mansion? Whether it's side concubine Xu or the concubine, you have to give her three points. In the lord's mind, what kind of weak lady in the boudoir is she? "

When Yushu said this, the king also remembered that his cousin's father was the governor of Liangjiang, and he left her tens of millions of family assets after his death. Needless to say, it must be the anointment of the people.

After the death of the cousin's father, Governor Liang Jiang, the cousin brought all the family property to the capital to join the princess. She has lived in the palace for nearly five years, but she has never heard that the princess has benefited from her. This cousin The scheming and vicious methods are beyond what ordinary people can guess.

What about the orphan girl whose parents had both died and who could only be handled by the princess?

The king scratched his head and wanted to know the details of the first day meeting between his cousin and his brother-in-law. Of course, Yushu was also very curious, so she sent her personal guards to check.

Traveling thousands of miles is a must-have skill for every dark guard? But it can only be achieved by riding 16 dead horses. It is about an hour's journey from the king's bedroom to the uncle's yard. I want to get the news in time. It is said that ordinary people can't do it even if they are exhausted.

Fortunately, Ben Wang invented the short-distance communicator, commonly known as the Big Brother.

The king and Yushu gathered around the table nervously, only heard a coquettish cry, the brother-in-law seemed to have fallen into the water, and heard him cry softly and softly, and then said sanctimoniously, "I'm being abrupt" and was pressed Into the bathtub, gurgling...

"Your brother seems to be dying..." He was still a gentleman, but he turned out to be a hypocrite.

Yushu was unusually calm, "Be patient, my lord, there is still more to come."