You are not joking

In the past, I didn’t know the hard work of being entangled in the Tiangong. When I occasionally met someone from the Tiangong who came over, I just had to take a look at it and say that I have official duties, and leave. In the spare time, no matter where you go in the rest of the time, there will always be some fairies and goddesses coming up, or throwing flowers and giving red strings, or meeting under the moon, which annoys Su Yi very much.

Fortunately, there was Feng Chan, the coldness made the more reserved and less courageous fairy girls dare not approach, and the part of the goddess who had eaten the "bear heart and leopard courage" was not only not afraid of Feng Chan, but pestered him to ask about Su Yi's preferences and The daily itinerary made Su Yi unbearable, and he often took Feng Chan to hide at the bottom of Lingyue Lake, and after being accused by General He He, he went to Yingze Market to find peace in the Pear Blossom Forest of Qili Shenjun.

There are so many goddesses in Tiangong, and after 500 years of life like this, still no one can enter the door of the uterus. As time goes by, most people slowly rest their minds.

But Su Yi and Feng Chan didn't relax because these goddesses stopped.

Early in the morning this day, the long-breathing legacy let the water and the sky be the same color, please come over and chant.

"Today, the Emperor of Heaven sent Su Yi the task of exorcising demons?" Feng Chan asked with a long breath on the way of self-admiration in the past.

"That's not true, it's just that something difficult happened." When Chang Xi received the memorial from Yan He in the morning, he was also surprised that the Emperor of Heaven had handed over the intricate matter to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Before, Su Yi would never call him so early, it seemed that he had really encountered a difficult situation.

"This..." Changxi showed hesitation, "Xianjun should listen to His Highness the Crown Prince."

When Fengsong walked into Gu Fang Zi Appreciation, he saw His Highness the Crown Prince with a bitter expression, "Su Yi, what's wrong?"

Looking at the blue color following the cold voice, Su Yi propped his head and said worryingly: "The Heavenly Venerable of the Heavenly Punishment Palace left a letter and left the heavenly realm, saying that there was no return date, and the emperor entrusted the matter to you." I deal with it."

"Tianzun Jiang Yu?" Feng Song asked.

"That's right, the ancient Xiezhi Jiangyu Tianzun! Xiezhi distinguishes right from wrong, recognizes loyalty and traitors, and has been in charge of laws and punishments since the beginning of the celestial world. He is also highly respected in the mortal world. Now, he ran away for a greedy glutton."

This descending feather Tianzun is the one that came out of the heavenly book. Some of the divine beasts recorded in the heavenly book will last forever, such as the dragon and phoenix clan, and some will prosper and decline, such as the Baize clan, but Xiezhi, to From the beginning to the end, there was only one, never married a wife and never had an offspring, until now.

It's just that Tianzun has been in the Heavenly Punishment Palace in the heavenly world, so why didn't he say a word before this happened?

"The Heaven Realm is now spreading the word that Heavenly Venerable Jiang Yu is responsive to that gluttonous glutton. He wants to bring any delicious food to his face..." Su Yi said while looking at Feng Chan, and handed the memorial to Feng Yu. recite.

After reading it quickly, Feng Chan's dark and indifferent eyes shrank, holding the brocade, and froze there.It's unbelievable that people have already run away to spread this. "Glutton?"

Seeing that the blue-clothed fairy finally reacted, Su Yi explained: "The Taotie is originally a divine beast in the heavenly book, and it escaped from the heavenly book together with the rest of the divine beasts. Because it is delicious and greedy and did not participate in the battle between gods and demons, it has not been assigned to the heavenly realm, and has been active all the time. In the other five realms, there have been no disturbances and the heavenly realms have not interfered."

"Tianzun Jiangyu likes it, so he abandons the Heavenly Punishment Palace to pursue his wife. It's even a good story, but unfortunately, that Taotie belongs to the male, so... this Tianzun actually..."

Not to mention the legacy, Feng Song almost knew the whole story, Tianzun Jiangyu, who had not been emotional for tens of millions of years in the heavenly world, fell in love with a glutton, and turned into a man. Very indifferent, but love, especially Duanxiu, can't look directly at it.

Su Yi's mood was as bitter as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis, and he only said: "Old Lord Yuexia once said that love matters have nothing to do with men and women."

Full of melancholy, as if all his cultivation had been hit on the reincarnation mirror in Kunlun Mountain and there was no response, Su Yi didn't want to talk about the love of broken sleeves, so he raised his hand to beckon him over.

Feng Chan cooperated and walked to Su Yi's side, and as soon as he sat down, that head leaned against him.Over the past few hundred years, Su Yi has developed a habit. When he is tired, he likes to sit beside him and lean on his shoulder.

"However, this is also good. In terms of seniority, Tianzun Jiangyu is much taller than his father. If he marries a goddess, he will have children in the future. I will inevitably have another elder who is younger than me. Now I am with Taotie. Saved me the trouble."

"What are you going to do with it?"

Ever since he entered the door, Su Yi has been talking to him about Jiang Yu Tianzun in detail, the status of Tianzun, the status of Taotie, and the words of chasing his wife. It doesn't seem to be troubled by this matter at all. This man is pretending to be pitiful, as if he has something entrusted to him, isn't it? . .

A bad premonition rose in Fengsong's heart, and he turned his head to look at the person on his shoulder.

"What to deal with?" The man just happened to look over: "Heavenly Venerable, Father is not easy to deal with, so he threw it to me. The group of old gods in Tiangong didn't object, they just asked me to find someone to replace him." Just go up."

"so?"

"So... I'm looking for the position of being in charge of the Heavenly Punishment Palace, so I'll leave it to Immortal Fengsong!"

That bad premonition came true, how could the Prince of Heaven worry about such a matter, it turned out that the real plan was here.

The Palace of Heavenly Punishment is in charge of the law of the heavenly world, and it is a big task that is beyond the competence of ordinary people. The immortals in the heavenly world are not close to the godly king because of the entanglement between the godly king and the heavenly emperor. Beside him, the prince, to those people, as long as the prince has not succeeded the emperor of heaven, this Fengsong is just a fairy who followed the prince to surrender a few fierce beasts and quelled a few riots. Su Yi felt that Fengsong should not be Buried, the more others treat him lightly, the more he will lift him up to the top of the clouds and let others look up to him.Heaven's Punishment Palace is such a place that can establish prestige the fastest so that even the Six Realms dare not despise him anymore.

"Su Yi, you..." Fengsong is a smart person, he understands Su Yi's painstaking efforts, but he doesn't fully understand.

Su Yi didn't want to hear what Fengsong hadn't finished saying, his head was still resting on his pillow, and his hands also took advantage of the situation to encircle Fengsong: "It's just for me."

The feeling of being surrounded by someone is very strange, you can feel the warmth of the other person through the gauze and snow satin, and Feng Chan didn't push away the hands that didn't use much force.Su Yi looked into those eyes that were like ink, he didn't dare to ask and didn't want to think deeply, whether the heart under the ink eyes would blame him for trapping him with selfishness.

"Okay." Fengsong agreed calmly.

Su Yi can't tell what kind of mood he is in. Over the past few hundred years, he has never refused to say anything to Feng Chan, and he has never asked himself what he wants.

Feng Chan nodded, Su Yi handed over a letter of recommendation to Zhuohua in the Yunxiao Palace, he thought it would take a few days, but this time the Emperor of Heaven approved it on the same day, and Feng Chan's errand to enter the Heavenly Punishment Palace was completed up.

Although there were discussions in Tianjie, the voice of questioning never appeared in Yunxiao Palace. For a while, Feng Chan became a hot figure in Tianjie.

Because the post of being in charge of the law is very important, Feng Chan went to the Heavenly Punishment Palace on the day the document came down.

The Heavenly Soldiers of the Crown Prince's Palace clearly sensed that something was wrong with His Highness the Crown Prince, and Chang Xi, who was in charge of the Immortal Officer, also sensed it, and kept guarding outside Gu Fang Zi Appreciation, looking at the legacy of the Crown Prince inside.

This is the first time in 500 years, there is no Fengchan around Suyi, and I think that friendship is really for people. Thousands of years ago, I met Zheyu, subdued monsters, talked about cultivation, made troubles in the mountains, disturbed the Dongting, what is it? I didn't do it, and later I accidentally learned the truth, and took back the honesty bit by bit, but I was greedy for that bit of warmth and refused to be cruel. It wasn't until they were recalled after 200 years that they realized that they weren't so reluctant, even after 300 years. When I see you again, I can be calm about my desires.

But Feng Chan, he was the one who personally sent him to Yunding, away from the womb of the Tai Tai. On the first day, he felt that he had lost something, his chest was tight and painful, as if he had returned to the time when his mother died at the age of four hundred. In the midst of chaos.

The prince's legacy before the age of [-] broke the Queen of Heaven's heart, and she refused to practice hard and practice calligraphy. However, the Heavenly Emperor said that Suyi was like when he was young. It's made by the queen.

But all of a sudden, this mother who was strict with him was about to leave him forever, and he almost couldn't remember his feelings at that time, whether it was unbelievable or unwilling to believe.

He always thought that the auspicious clouds floating in the sky were the birth of a son of a good bone in the heaven, but it turned out that the colorful auspicious clouds symbolized auspicious omens, and the colorful ones were the death of gods.

It was an afternoon with colorful clouds floating in the sky, Tianhou asked Su Yi to sit beside her, and told him many, many things, which were very trivial, and usually Su Yi didn't like to listen to them, but that time she listened to them without missing a word.

"Su Yi should practice hard in the future, and don't be bullied by others because of his practice."

Although he is a little prince, he has few rivals among the heavenly generals. He knew that others were no match for him, but he listened to what the queen mother said, and practiced hard.

"The queen mother is not here, Su Yi don't rely on your father's love for you to act boldly and lawlessly."

Su Yi thought that His Royal Highness must be majestic to be majestic. If he was not arrogant, those bullying immortals would think he was easy to handle, but he listened to what the queen mother said, and would not commit any crimes again.

"Although those old gods are pedantic, they are all diligent and friendly people, and they must know how to treat others with courtesy."

Su Yi thought that among those old gods, except for the two old gentlemen, he, the crown prince, was restrained by everything, and he was too lenient. He really didn't have the good temper to treat them with courtesy, but he listened to what the queen mother said, and from now on Goodbye to them, even if they really didn't like the alienation on their faces when they met, they still kept the courtesy.

"Su Yi will grow up one day, don't bother your father anymore, learn to share your father's worries."

Later, Su Yi also did it, not causing troubles in the heavens and not causing troubles for the Emperor of Heaven. He acted recklessly, but in fact, he went to the mortal world to practice at the age of [-], and began to share the worries of the Emperor of Heaven at the age of [-].

The Queen of Heaven talked about the Emperor of Heaven, and then she talked about a person.She said that she thought of Yao Ge in Kunlun Mountains, the beautiful and gentle daughter of Bai Ze, the former moon god, who could not rub the sand in her eyes.When talking about that woman, the Queen of Heaven, who is admired and envied by thousands of people, showed admiration and longing in her eyes, as if she had recalled many past events, and she was listening in her mother's arms.

"If she is still here, how can there be a place for my concubine in this Tianhou Palace." With such an explicit sentence, Su Yi didn't hear any jealousy, but felt that in her mother's heart, she was the one who should stand in Tianhou Palace. that person.

"If she has a son, she will definitely be smarter and more outstanding than Su Yi." As a mother, how can she admit that other people's children are worse than her own, especially the proud queen. How perfect, so perfect that even the Queen of Heaven would be ashamed.

Suddenly his mother seemed to understand something, "No, no, Su Yi, go and get your father..."

The queen mother probably wanted to say something to the father, and the father was outside the hall. As long as he called, the father would come in, and the mother could finish talking, but it was too late, his mother's body began to dissipate, and he panicked , he didn't move.

"Shoulder, take good care of yourself. If you have anything to tell your father, tell Yanhe, tell Changxi, don't hide it in your heart." The queen mother didn't care about the dissipated fairy body, and said to him over and over again: "Su Yi, Remember, if you meet the Fox Clan in the future, stay away from them, and don't believe what the Fox Clan says."

"Remember, the fox clan is the most cunning and insidious race. They are greedy for comfort, and they will want more if they get it. There will never be a pure heart."

Tianhou Concubine Lin, his mother, he listened to everything she said, only the last few words, he was at a loss and didn't take it to heart at the time, he was full of fear of his mother's disappearance, but after 100 years, he encountered desire, 200 After years of deep understanding, he finally remembered the few words his mother said.

Don't trust the fox family, they will never have a pure and sincere heart.

But what kind of feeling is it for recitation? Having been together day and night for 500 years, I have long been used to having such a person by my side. That person is cold all over, and he can't feel the warmth when hugged, but he has a hot heart, which makes him grow greedy. After all, Chufeng can't... Trapped in the mountains for a long time, God Qi Li raised him for thousands of years and he was still able to let go. How could his legacy break his wings? But for him, it is different from breaking desires. He let go simply, but he can't give up completely, yes, He put it too simply, and didn't even ask him if he was willing to be the master of the punishment palace that day, the law enforcer of the heavens.

Su Yi sat all night in Gu Fang Zi Appreciation, holding in his hand the hairpin that he had put away after he got drunk and lost his temper. The blue figure might still want to ask that question, but the flowing night told him that he couldn't wait, and couldn't ask.

The night cloth of the heavens was collected and collected, Su Yi leaned on the couch and fell asleep when the sky appeared bright, Changxi outside the door sensed that there was no movement, and sent the heavenly soldiers in the yard away, so as not to disturb the prince's rest.