You are not joking

Yuelao's words became a prophecy, and the bad luck of His Royal Highness committing a peach blossom gradually came.

Too womb, lonely and self-admired.

Su Yi took two identical teacups, put them upside down on the table, and took out two Ming coins from the Yunxiao Palace. cup.

"Dong dong dong" someone knocked on the door.

After the movement stopped, Su Yi said: "Come in."

Taking a long breath, he pushed the door open, put the invitation card on the table, and said, "Princess Donghu invites you to the birthday banquet."

Hearing that it was a princess, Su Yi didn't plan to look at it, and continued to move the cups on the table.

Feng Chan picked it up to save face and opened it, smelling a fragrance, frowned slightly, glanced twice and put it down again.At first glance, it was written by the princess herself, and her intentions are obvious.

Su Yi took a closer look at Feng Song's expression, frowned slightly to please him, and said casually: "A fragrant and pungent peach blossom, don't bother." Even if it was Donghu Princess and her father's birthday, Su Yi would not Must go, let alone this little princess.

In a happy mood, Su Yi threw the invitation to Chang Xi, and let Chang Xi go on.Then pointing to the two cups on the table, he said with a loud smile: "On the front, go to the world; on the other side, listen to you."

Feng Chan casually pointed to one of them, and the legacy was readily revealed, it was the opposite.

Su Yi sat down at the table, poured a cup of tea from the uncovered tea cup, handed it to Feng Chan's lips, and asked: "Listen to you, where are you going?"

Feng Song took a sip and asked back: "Why do you like to go to the world?"

Feng Chan took a sip, Su Yi put down the cup, and poured himself another cup: "It doesn't matter if you like it, it's just that the world smells like fireworks."

"Actually..." Su Yi suddenly approached.

"What?" Feng Song asked calmly with the subtle lotus fragrance.

"As long as I'm with you, I can go anywhere..." Good.

"Then let's go to the human world." Before the words of Su Yi were finished, and the person hadn't retreated, when he was recited this sentence, he was stunned for a long time and didn't recover.

There was a seemingly invisible sound from above, Su Yi looked over, but Feng Song smiled: "The mortals call this, stealing a chicken is not enough to lose a lot of rice."

"Okay, you, went to the world with me a few times, learned some mortal words and learned to make fun of me." Su Yi seemed to be not at a loss: "This is not good, I will go down later, food, clothing, housing, and transportation will be up to you of."

Feng Chan said with a serious smile, "Then... let's go?"

Immortals are not allowed to use magic power except for errands, but when they fall on the prince Suyi, it becomes impossible to use magic to disturb the peace of the world.

Today Su Yi and Feng Chan went to Lin'an in the mortal world, the current capital of the imperial city.

"How did you come to the capital of the mortal world?" Su Yi looked at the huge Lin'an City and asked the people next to him.

Didn't you say follow me wherever?Feng Chan didn't say this sentence, but only said the second half of the sentence: "It is said that the high place is always cold, I want to see it."

The two walked into the city, and they didn't know where Fengsong got the money, so they took their legacy and changed their clothes in a tailor shop in Lin'an.

When he came out again, he looked like two princes of aristocratic families. Su Yi was dressed in golden costumes, ringed with Linglang, twirling a few strands of ink hair around his fingers to play with. With his empty right hand, he conjured a folding fan with seven bones and red feathers out of nowhere. , quite a romantic appearance.On the other hand, Feng Chan in white clothes, with delicate features, is like a clear stream in contrast with the legacy.

Walking leisurely on Lin'an Street, frequently attracting women to look back, and men looking sideways, sighing.

Fengsong took care of all the expenses in Lin'an, and the crown prince, who was overwhelmed, didn't pay attention to the people who followed him. Fengsong didn't ignore the people behind him, but none of them deserved his attention.

It wasn't until the third day in Mortal Realm that Su Yi realized that the women behind him were very familiar. He took Feng Chan to a different place, and led out the three women behind him.

In the alleyway, Su Yi walked out from behind the lost figures of the three, and asked with a smile: "Girl, I followed the next two for several days, but is there something wrong?"

The leading girl is also dressed in pink brocade clothes, it is not difficult to see that she should come from a noble family in Lin'an City, and the two maids behind her are not bad at work.

"Are you a god? Why do you look so good-looking!" The girl in pink stared at Su Yi who was smiling, and blurted out.

Su Yi waved the seven-bone red-feather folding fan, looked back at Feng Chan, turned back again, and couldn't help but laugh.

"What's your name? Where do you live?" The girl in pink asked earnestly, half reserved and shy, half nervous.

"Oh? What does the girl mean by asking this?" Su Yi asked indifferently.

"I want you to be my son-in-law!" The girl in pink said shyly with her head lowered, she still kept staring at Su Yi out of the corner of her eyes.

Su Yi felt quite helpless in his heart, turned his head and glared at Feng Song, as if complaining that he chose Lin'an, and soon after he came, he had another peach blossom: "Consort? So...you are a princess?"

The girl in pink was shy, and the maid next to her took advantage of the opportunity and said, "My master is the most beloved Princess Zezhu of the True Sage."

Zezhu?As soon as I heard the title, I could tell that this mortal princess was really favored, "But I am not a man of the world, and there are already many wives and concubines in the family. The princess has golden branches and jade leaves, so naturally I can't be small, I'm afraid I will... blow off the princess' kindness. "

"You really are a fairy!" The eyes of the pink princess lit up, and then she said in relief: "If you are a mortal, this princess will marry you no matter what. If you are a fairy, I, Zezhu, will marry you even if I am small you."

"..." The hand shaking the fan stopped, and Su Yi said helplessly: "Princess, immortals and mortals should not fall in love. Has no one in the mortal world ever said that?"

"What's so difficult about this! I'll go back and let my father find the way of immortality for me. After I ascend to the ascension, I can marry you." Zezhu said vowedly, as if she once thought that becoming a fairy is such a foolish dream Things, she can do so.

Su Yi didn't take the word of marrying him to heart, and kindly persuaded him: "Girl, listen to the next thing, cultivating immortals depends on you, and there is no chance or fruit."

The princess in pink was unmoved by Su Yi's words, and still insisted confidently: "How will you know if you don't try!"

Su Yi smiled helplessly, "You recognize me as a god, but you don't believe what I say?"

"I believe, but I still want to try it. I remember your face. Wait, when I become a fairy, I will marry you—" After saying that, she turned around and ran away happily with the maid, even the old man No name was asked.

"..."

As soon as the girl left, His Royal Highness began to settle accounts after the fall, "I have offended the peach blossoms when I came to relax in the mortal world. Dare I ask Xianjun Fengsong, who is responsible?"

Feng Song raised his eyebrows and asked back: "Did His Highness Su Yi chat with that princess very happily just now?"

This person really has a lot of skills, and he can match up with himself in a sentence or two.

Fengsong responded to Su Yi at the right time: "I didn't help you block this mortal peach blossom, Fengsong is willing to accept punishment."

After taking a breath, Su Yi felt comfortable all over, and shook the seven-bone red feather folding fan in his hand again: "Then... make me tea for a month."

Fengsong saluted without sincerity: "Fengsong, follow orders."

After playing in the lower realm for three days, and it was almost dusk in the heavenly realm, after wandering around Lin'an, Su Yi returned to the heavenly palace with Feng Chan.

Outside Tianmen, a woman in green stopped Su Yi and Feng Chan.

"His Royal Highness." The woman in green bowed to Su Yi in awe.

Seeing that the visitor was dressed gorgeously, she thought she was the daughter of some god who was in charge of one side, but seeing him as the crown prince, who didn't see Feng Chan beside Li, Su Yi felt displeased: "Who dares to block the way of the hall?" You are welcome.

The woman in green immediately knelt down and kowtowed and confessed: "His Royal Highness, the youngest daughter is the daughter of the King of East Lake, and she was reckless just now. I hope His Highness will forgive me."

Coming up from the mortal world, Su Yi put away the folding fan with seven bones and red feathers. He heard that the person was from Donghu, so he guessed who she was.

With one hand behind his back, Su Yi turned around and said, "This hall will not attend your birthday banquet."

"Your Highness, Your Royal Highness, Donghu loves you, I beg you to give Donghu a chance." The woman in green pleaded on her knees.

Su Yi had very little compassion, if it were other fairies, he would still persuade him a little bit, but this woman just now completely ignored the fairy king of the heavens and had no insight to speak, Su Yi was displeased, "Happy to this hall? Hmph ,Ridiculous."

"Donghu knows that he is humble and not worthy of His Highness. As long as he can accompany His Highness, Donghu can be a maid. I implore His Highness to show mercy."

if only?This vision is quite high.Su Yi no longer looked at the woman, restrained his expression, and said softly to the blue-clothed fairy: "Fang Chan, hurry up and follow."

Fengsong avoids this woman, and continues to the Heavenly Palace following Su Yi.

"His Royal Highness!" Donghu still didn't give up, got up from the ground and chased after Su Yi.

"Princess, please stop." Fengsong stopped her, forbidding her to get any closer to Su Yi.

"Immortal Fengsong, Donghu has nothing else to ask but to be with His Highness always." Donghu implored Fengsong with tears in his eyes, with a charming and pitiful air.

"Princess, there are no vacancies in the Crown Prince's uterus right now." This sentence seemed to block Donghu's mind to be a maid.

The dignified princess, although not very noble, is also a treasure brought up by her parents. For the sake of feelings, she is humbled to this point. Fengsong feels that she is very pitiful. It is right to like someone, but the wrong thing is to disturb others for her own liking.

"It's fine to be anonymous, Donghu doesn't care, as long as he can stay with His Royal Highness the Prince." Donghu begged again.

Feng Song frowned when he heard this, and persuaded: "The princess is also a golden branch and a jade leaf, how can she abandon her dignity and be humble because of love, and how can she impose her personal joy on others and force His Highness to accept it."

Sometimes women are like this, she likes to be as humble as she likes, and she just wants to be happy, but she can't allow others to say: "Shut up, what are you, come and criticize me? Your Highness has an empty East Palace, and there is no one around to serve you. This princess recommended herself as a pillow mat, but you didn't plan for him, but said that this princess is willing to be lowly, what kind of heart do you want!"

Fengsong shook his head helplessly, and put away the sympathy he had for her just now.Such women are indeed not even qualified to serve His Highness the Crown Prince.

"What do you think you are? A mere mermaid dares to act presumptuously in front of the people in this hall!" The figure in white suddenly turned back and said angrily.

When did the disciples of the gods have such no status in the eyes of the heavens?

When did the person of his legacy be said to do something!

Su Yi's anger came very quickly, and Princess Donghu's legs were so weak that she cringed and knelt down, trembling and begging: "Your Highness, it's Donghu's fault that Donghu uttered wild words in a moment of impatience, but Donghu is sincere to you. , begging...begging..." Under Su Yi's cold gaze, Princess Donghu didn't dare to say the words behind her.

The prince got angry and alarmed the heavenly soldiers and generals who were watching Tianmen. After a while, eight heavenly soldiers rushed over.

What's the use of getting annoyed with such a person?Su Yi was disdainful, and his tone was cold: "I beg? Do you think that you have to agree to your plea? It's just the princess of the mermaid clan who came out in the past ten thousand years. How dare you think about the dragon and phoenix clan. Who gave it to you?" Courageous? Your father? Or your clansmen? If you dare to provoke this hall, see if they have the ability to bear the consequences!"

Donghu is really scared. Although she likes His Highness the Crown Prince, she does not want to be the prince's woman, but it involves her father and the extermination of the clan. Donghu is afraid.

"No, no, it's because Donghu has been in love with the prince for a long time, so he is delusional, and it has nothing to do with the father and the clan." Donghu, who was already afraid, was so weak that he could hardly kneel at this moment.

"Did you come here to disgust this hall and Immortal Fengsong because of your wishful thinking? It's ridiculous. Just by you, even if you serve tea and water for this hall, you are not qualified." Su Yi continued coldly.

Serving tea and pouring water?Seems to be my job.Fengsong at the side came back to his senses and thought of this matter.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was furious. Those heavenly soldiers who had never seen this battle stood aside timidly. Seeing Su Yi, he shouted: "What are you doing standing there? Drag people down and send them back to the East Lake, and they will never enter the Heavenly Palace." .”

"...Yes." The crown prince was angry. The heavenly soldiers had never seen such a battle. They thought Princess Donghu was doomed, but they didn't expect His Highness to kill her.

After all the idlers had left, Su Yi said again: "Others pointed their noses and said that you have mischievous feelings towards me. With such a stigma, you can stand aside and lament her pity, which is really pitiful."

After Fengsong honestly endured this sentence, he felt that His Royal Highness, who became angry, was a bit... naive. "If you didn't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, how could you let him go back in a rage."

The recitation of the old legacy was never a real lesson, nor was it really angry with him, it was just extremely helpless: "The spoiled princess is full of problems, but her heart is not lost. After all, she is a princess who is ignorant of the world. She said a few cruel words to make her It’s okay to die.”

"But what you said was really too harsh." Feng Song said bluntly.

Fengsong has no experience in love affairs, and Su Yi doesn't laugh at him, "If you can't give her anything, don't let her think about it."

If you can't give it, don't remember it.Fengsong murmured this sentence, "You go back first, I still have something to do, and then go to the world."

Su Yi nodded with a smile, and walked slowly towards Tiangong.

Fengsong went down to earth again and went to the Imperial Palace of Lin'an City.

In Princess Zezhu's dormitory, it is morning in the Mortal Realm, and Princess Zezhu has just got up and washed, and is sitting in front of the mirror to put on makeup.

A person suddenly appeared in the princess' bedroom, startling all the maids in the hall. With a wave of hand, the maids could not move or speak.

Zezhu noticed the movement and came out to take a look, and said to the terrified court ladies: "Don't be afraid, he is a god."

After comforting a group of court ladies, Ze Zhu said to Feng Chan, "Are you his friend that day?"

This him, both of them knew it well, Feng Chan did not deny it.

"Then why did you come here today...?" Ze Zhu didn't understand the purpose of Feng Chan, and felt uneasy.

"I advise you to give up cultivating immortals." Feng Chan said bluntly.

"Why? Can't I marry him? Does his wife and concubine mind?" Zezhu asked disappointedly.

"He doesn't have a wife and concubine, you can't marry him."

Hearing that the man didn't have a wife and concubine, but only lied to her as a joke, Zezhu couldn't help being happy, but after hearing the second half of the sentence, Zezhu's heart sank again: "Why?"

"He is the prince of the heavens, not something you can imagine."

It turned out that with his status, it would be difficult for one immortal and one person to reach the heavens, but that person is still the crown prince. Even if she became an immortal, she might not even be able to compare with a maid in the heavenly realm, so why marry?Zezhu sadly said: "Don't be the main wife, but a side concubine and concubine...I don't want to have a title, just stay with him, isn't it okay?"

It's the same thought again. . . "He and you are not married, forget about it."

"No, I won't forget him." Zezhu said painfully.

"Why don't you forget?"

"In my whole life, I only like this person. No matter what, I will try to get close to him. Even if it is impossible, I will miss him. I will never forget him." Zezhu said stubbornly.

Feng Chan sighed softly, moved his fingertips slightly, and a blue light entered Zezhu's mind: "Sleep well, wake up, and you will forget about him."

"No, I don't want to forget him." Zezhu stubbornly refused to close her eyes, but she couldn't stand the effect of mana, she fell down in a daze, closed her eyes, and shed two lines of tears.

From then on, in Lin'an City, no one remembers Su Yi and Feng Chan.

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Brain-damaged plot that cannot be repaired. . .