The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Yan Zhiyu and Steve were obsessed with reading the comments and couldn't help themselves. Yan Zhiyu realized how ugly the world is and how superficial human beings are from this small comment area.

He lowered his head and squeezed his little arms, and then lifted the quilt to look at his white belly. He felt that although he was a little thin and regretted not having abdominal muscles, he was definitely not the delicate body that was said in the comments and was easy to push down.

Why do those people comment on Steve as 'so handsome, I want to marry', but they comment on him as 'so cute, I want to suck. '

He is also a good man, why don't you want to marry him! , Bah, superficial, he is just strong and not obvious.

However, there was a comment that he appreciated very much, and there were a lot of people who replied, the content was, "Has anyone formed a team to steal the small facebook of the Avengers? I checked, and milking dogs is legal." '

Floor 1: Please take me with you, thank you.

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Building N: If the landlord can take Iron Man away, I can suck up Facebook Man.

Yan Zhiyu didn't understand what "suck" meant, but he felt that so many people wanted to team up to steal him because they loved him too much.

He gleefully pointed this comment out to Steve.

Look, people who like me have already started to do whatever they can, am I awesome!

Steve's expression blanks for a few seconds.

As an elderly man in his 90s, Steve is actually not very able to understand the new words that people pop up from time to time.

But coincidentally, he learned a lot of Internet terms from Jarvis some time ago, one of which is 'suck'.

The upright super soldier clearly remembers that word, which is probably equivalent to a series of actions, such as kissing, hugging and lifting, and then stroking until he is bald.

He worriedly looked at Yan Zhiyu who was still beautiful, oh, poor boy, he had no idea that those women were actually trying to slap him bald.

So honest Steve poked Yan Zhiyu's pink bubble very honestly, he told Yan Zhiyu, silly boy, they want to slap you bald.

Yan Zhiyu frowned, split and combined the phrases in his head, analyzed them rationally, and carefully understood the meaning of a wave of "baldness", after which his expression froze instantly.

He looked at the evaluation and then at his waist-length hair, feeling a sense of crisis in his heart.

Wudang never harms the innocent, so Yan Zhiyu decided not to go on missions alone during this period.

Apart from the super handsome Chongyang suit, what he loves the most is his hair, which looks so handsome when the wind blows.

Inside the house, Yan Zhiyu, who is hundreds of years old, and Steve, who is dozens of years old, two old people who have left the modern society, support each other and work hard in the comment area, constantly being refreshed.

Outside the house, Tony, who is inhumane, and Natasha, who has been living in the reimbursement of public funds, saw the sadness of a penny from Yan Zhiyu's personal file.

Originally, Yan Zhiyu's identity from the Xinmeng gift package was quite satisfactory, belonging to the standard of living of a normal American family. Except for the accidental fire on the 16th birthday, everything else was very common.

But one day before, when 520 was nibbling melon seeds and helping Yan Zhiyu to check if there were any loopholes in his identity, he found that there was no problem with his identity.

Yan Zhiyu knows that he doesn’t understand anything, so he has been honestly doing what 520 asks him to do, and holding back when he sees novel things. When he first came, he was often caught by some high-tech products in the modern society. I shuddered at the noise.

520 still remembers the first time the trailhead crossed the road, he was scared by a pile of cars and trembled, and he was too scared to move by the sound of car horns in the middle of the road. It was a kind-hearted black brother who passed by and took him across the road. .

520 felt distressed looking at it, but it couldn't do anything about being born in the Marysu system.

It has been working for so many years and has never encountered a host like Yan Zhiyu who came hundreds of years ago. Even the system mall configured by Mary Su system did not prepare Yan Zhiyu similar to "common sense of life in modern society". , this special basic book.

There are 'common senses of life in ancient times', but Grandpa Yan doesn't use them either.

520 searched for the keyword 'Modern' in the system mall, and only found a copy of 'Compendium of Modern Talks'.

At that time, 520 felt that it would be better to find a way to go back to the headquarters and switch to a more practical system store.

The task queue is full, Yan Zhiyu's accessories are still a bit old, it takes a lot of time to understand new things in this world, but Yan Zhiyu accepted it well after being scared and collapsed a few times, and 520 is going to let it tell you slowly he something.

However, 520 knew that he would occasionally risk his life, and he was afraid that one day, if something happened to him, he would not be able to accompany Yan Zhiyu, and Yan Zhiyu would accidentally skin himself off.

520 thought for a while, and planned to spend some private money to make some minor adjustments to Yan Zhiyu's identity.

It tuned it, and found that it was quite interesting to adjust its identity. After playing with milk-flavored melon seeds for a long time, it tuned out that there was no car or house, both parents died, and it needed to work five jobs to support its three younger siblings and paralyzed children. Granny in bed.

The 520 looks a bit familiar after tuning, as if someone else has opened it before, so it incorporates what Yan Zhiyu himself developed into it.

Finally, it became the version N.0 found by Jarvis:

Before the age of 15, his parents were working in New York. Yan Zhiyu and his grandmother who was paralyzed on the bed lived in a small house in a slum area. In order to take care of his three younger siblings, he made a living by making green rice balls.

When he was 15 years old, he was taken to New York to go to school by his parents who lived a little better. Because he didn’t understand anything, he seemed out of place, and he often skipped classes and took part-time jobs secretly. As a result, he was bullied on campus, and he was about to transfer to a middle school with lower tuition fees. City High School.

On his 16th birthday, his home was affected by an arsonist. All his relatives died in the fire except him. After he narrowly escaped, his left arm was left with permanent scars.

The reason why the fire affected his house so badly was because his parents didn't have enough money, so they bought a shared apartment. When the fire broke out, the door was blocked by sundries and they couldn't escape.

After watching it, Tony finally understood why Yan Zhiyu couldn't even turn on the computer, because he had no chance to touch the computer at all.

Tony thought again of the time when Yan Zhiyu and Harley Quinn left, he was holding a cotton candy in his hand, that was probably the first time the child ate cotton candy, and it was probably also the first time a stranger bought something for him.

Natasha, who was born as an agent, knows the slums better than Tony. There are many people working hard and creating chaos. It is a dark place where robbery and theft happen almost every day. She can imagine How hard it was to be a little one without adult shelter.

Now there seems to be a reasonable explanation for all the violations in Yan Zhiyu's body. He doesn't understand, because there is no chance for him to get in touch and learn.

Apart from his superpowers, of course there is no record of superpowers in his personal file. For the time being, Tony thinks that Yan Zhiyu hid them well, or they appeared the day after tomorrow, such as his hair suddenly growing longer.

In the personal files that Tony found, Yan Zhiyu's photo shows that he still had short hair when he was 15 years old, and his hair will never grow from short hair to waist length in a year.

After reading the reviews, Yan Zhiyu, who was about to go out for a glass of water, pushed open the door, and saw Natasha and Tony appearing in front of his door, looking at him with unprecedented kindness.

Yan Zhiyu, who had done something bad secretly, trembled in fright, and quickly closed the door. A few seconds later, he opened the door tremblingly, and asked carefully, "Yes, what's the matter?"

Natasha pushed open the door with ease, and behind Tony was holding a box of small biscuits in his hand. These were the Hawkeye limited edition biscuits they had just scavenged from Clint. Natasha heard that Clinton wanted this box of biscuits After queuing for an hour, it should be a good box of biscuits.

Tony smiled at Yan Zhiyu, opened the biscuit box, and handed a piece to Steve who came over, and the sweet and tempting aroma wafted out.

Yan Zhiyu sniffed it, and it smelled completely different from Qingfantuan, something he had never smelled before in Wudang.

Yan Zhiyu was afraid of Natasha, but he was not so afraid of Tony, who was always hurting him, so he blinked vigorously at Tony, who was watching him with a smile, and gestured wildly with his eyes.

Me, me, here it is!Yan Zhiyu also wanted to eat.

Natasha looked at his eager eyes, and didn't joke anymore. She handed him the biscuit box and pulled him to sit on the soft carpet.

Yan Zhiyu was frightened by her this afternoon. After sitting down, he quietly moved to the side of Steve who was sitting next to him.

Natasha didn't care either, she smiled and stretched out her hand to rub Yan Zhiyu's head, and told him, let's eat.

Yan Zhiyu felt that something was wrong with Natasha. He wanted to poke 520 and ask what was wrong with Natasha. He only remembered that 520 was recovered and repaired by the system. The self-service system was very cold and ignored him at all. .

In fact, he is very talkative, but the stupid Yan Zhiyu started thinking about 520 again.

Tony saw the disappointed look on Yan Zhiyu's face, and he couldn't guess what Yan Zhiyu was thinking, but he still fed a biscuit into Yan Zhiyu's mouth, he thought sweets could make people happy.

Yan Zhiyu subconsciously opened his mouth to bite the biscuit, it was very sweet.

He blinked and looked at the people around him, as well as Clint and Dr. Banner who had just arrived and were about to come in. Some wondered why people came to him.

Natasha and Tony were the only ones who had read the files, and they chose to respect Yan Zhiyu's privacy.

The self-service system that had been cold all the time suddenly sent a message to Yan Zhiyu, Yan Zhiyu was flattered to open it, and found that it was the identity transferred to him by 520.

After Yan Zhiyu finished reading it, he realized that he suddenly became extremely miserable.

He has been saving and saving, and the brain cells he is reluctant to use start to work.

The self-service system is much colder than 520. Up to now, only two messages have been sent to Yan Zhiyu. One is that 520 was sent back for repair, and the other is that 520 has tampered with his identity information.

The self-service system sent him a message at this time, combined with Natasha and the others' strange behavior, Yan Zhiyu felt that he knew something, for example, Natasha and the others checked the identity information that 520 gave him.

His eyes scanned the expressions of the Avengers. It should be checked by Natasha and Tony in private, and no one else knows.

Yan Zhiyu expressed understanding for this, he could feel that the Avengers cared about him very much, he was actually quite touched.

After Natasha and Tony read the message, they paid more attention to him.

But Yan Zhiyu didn't really experience those things. On the contrary, he didn't even suffer grievances in Wudang, only when he bullied others and was not bullied.

He felt that he could not use the Avengers' concern for him to deceive sympathy, which would not only be a disappointment to Wu Dang's teachings to him, but also a disappointment to the Avengers' trust in him.

He was thinking about things, and after eating a cookie, he was thinking about what he should say.

He said seriously, "Don't worry, I'm doing fine."

It's just that the biscuit crumbs stuck in his throat just now, and he feels a little uncomfortable. Everything else is fine. Oh, by the way, it seems that his pronunciation is not standard because of this.

So Yan Zhiyu coughed, cleared his throat and repeated, "Really, I feel good."

Tony and Natasha didn't know what to think of, seeing his expression became more kind.

Yan Zhiyu was looked at with a guilty conscience, he soon realized that his explanation had had the opposite effect, he didn't think about what to say next, he needed a biscuit to suppress his shock.