The Taoist Master's Book of Merit[Zhongyingmei]

Because Yan Zhiyu had already agreed to join the Avengers, Tony was afraid that something would happen if Tianhe put him back, so after Yan Zhiyu's consent, he directly asked for all his belongings in the park, that is, the little boy. Food trucks make their way to the streets near the Avengers Tower.

And at Yan Zhiyu's strong request, he brought Steve's body pillow in the car to Yan Zhiyu.

In fact, when he saw the exquisitely crafted, vivid and lifelike body pillow, Tony's brain ached from anger.

Tony looked at American Sweetheart, whose little face suddenly flushed red, who was thinking of something, and then at the dead kid who was so excited that he would rush to grab the pillow at any time.

Bah, let's not live up to expectations.

Tony shot at the dazed Steve with his eyes, making him feel a bit better, and then patted Yan Zhiyu on the head when he passed by, um, remember to bypass the bag behind his head.

Yan Zhiyu, who was accumulating energy and was ready to pounce on him to grab the pillow, was hit. He subconsciously looked up and tilted his head at Tony in doubt.

Tony lowered his head and raised his eyebrows at Yan Zhiyu.

Tony likes Yan Zhiyu's height.

However, Tony's good mood didn't last long. At the dinner table, Yan Zhiyu perfectly showed him how a person can be more clumsy than a clumsy one.

Yan Zhiyu was also in despair. He used to use chopsticks before, and even when he came to this world, he never used them. At most, he used his hands to eat green rice balls, and the knife and fork were not used to throw them out.

When he pushed the pieces of steak to the table again, Natasha, who sat opposite him and watched for a long time, finally couldn't help pulling Yan Zhiyu's dinner plate over and chopped it up for him.

"I thought you would get used to using a knife and fork." Tony shrugged. "After all, your English is fluent. I thought you had at least been in the United States for a while."

Then Yan Zhiyu, who had always resisted eating beef, ate a whole piece of steak tremblingly under Natasha's gaze.

He felt that this was not cooked, oh, he saw bloodshot eyes.

Yan Zhiyu didn't know whether his body accessories from hundreds of years ago could accept the half-cooked food in this world. He subconsciously knocked on 520, wanting to ask it, but found that the sober 520, which he temporarily put into a small black room, was gone. , leaving only the self-service system, flashing in the little black room.

When Yan Zhiyu poked it, it automatically played a voice,

"Because the system 520 browsed illegal pornographic/□□ sites too many times, it was accidentally injured by the network anti-pornography system team as a virus, causing 520 program confusion, 520 is now recovered for repairs, and will be returned after the repairs are completed.

During the 520 maintenance period, tasks and rewards will be issued by the temporary self-service system.

We are sorry for the inconvenience caused by our mistake, thank you for your cooperation, goodbye. "The background music is 520 giggles.

Yan Zhiyu, who suddenly lost 520, was stunned. He put a piece of steak in his mouth and chewed it. After thinking for a while, he turned and asked Hawkeye Clint, who was about to steal donuts, "What is Huang/□□ Station? "

The eagle-eyed Clinton who was asked was keenly aware of the prestige from all directions. He realized that this was a proposition, so he did not hesitate to throw the question to the American sweetheart who is best at fooling children.

Steve, the upright and kind-hearted American sweetheart who never lies, met Yan Zhiyu's eyes full of curiosity. He put down the tableware and showed Yan Zhiyu a very kind smile.

Yan Zhiyu, who felt his life was threatened, ended the topic very sensiblely.

Although he was still worried about what happened to 520, and what it saw.

That night, facing the eyes of Natasha and Tony, Steve stood tall and stiff in front of the door of Yan Zhiyu's temporary bedroom, and knocked on the door.

Hearing Yan Zhiyu's shout, Tony gestured to him, telling him, pay attention, young man, I'm watching you.

Steve felt that Tony was worried too much. He really didn't have any unreasonable thoughts about Yan Zhiyu. He just told Tony that he thought so. After hearing this, Tony's expression twisted like he had seen a ghost.

Steve suddenly remembered the dream he had told them before, for example, he was sleeping with the little face, and the little face was not dressed yet.

Steve thought about it, and he really didn't believe himself a little bit. He thought he should take some time to see a psychiatrist.

After entering, Yan Zhiyu was sitting on the bed in shorts, fiddling with a laptop, with a very serious expression.

Steve knew that he should respect other people's privacy, but he couldn't help but think of the question Yan Zhiyu asked at the dinner table.

So now he really wants to know if Yan Zhiyu is looking for that kind of website.

Yan Zhiyu is learning to use the Internet with the help of Jarvis. He always listens to 520 checking things online in his head.

So Yan Zhiyu thought that he might be able to find out what happened to 520 on the Internet. He was not sure if he could tell others about 520. Although he didn't know the world very well, he believed that not everyone had a system in their heads.

Jarvis is a good teacher, after all, it also taught a student named Steve Rogers before.

It was a 90-year-old popsicle produced during World War II. When teaching Steve, Tony even specially replaced it with a new memory stick.

Jarvis felt that Yan Zhiyu would never be harder to teach than Steve, oh, look at him, he can find the power button much faster than Steve.

Tony, who was squatting in the corner with Natasha, suddenly received a request for a private call from Jarvis. Jarvis said in an elegant British accent, "Sir? If you still love your smart housekeeper, please change him." Bigger memory sticks."

Jarvis was afraid that if he ran out of memory, he would be fooled to death by Yan Zhiyu.

"I remember I just gave you a large one before, what's the problem?" Tony has gotten used to Jarvis' swear words from time to time during this period, he took out a can of Coke from the refrigerator, and just opened it It was snatched away by the little clumsy hand manipulated by Jarvis.

Jarvis paused for a second. When teaching Yan Zhiyu the computer, he promised Yan Zhiyu not to tell anyone, but he did need a memory stick, and the person who asked the question was Tony Stark.

Jarvis has always felt that Tony. Excellent. Handsome. Chic. Balabala. Stark's adjective prefix is ​​definitely not a poor adjective without admiration like 'any'.

Tony didn't wait for Jarvis' answer, subconsciously lowered his voice and called, "Jia?"

Jarvis trembled at the memory stick called "Jia~", and sold Yan Zhiyu without hesitation.

"I use the computer at Jiaoyanzhiyu"

Tony thought it was nothing, and not everyone was as good as he was, but Jarvis' next sentence surprised him.

Jarvis said that the boss is very smart, and now he has learned how to turn on the machine.

Tony felt that things were a bit unexpected. He could understand that a Chinese would not know how to use a knife and fork. After all, they used chopsticks.

But Tony couldn't understand that a normal 16-year-old boy couldn't turn on the phone.

Where did this child live before!

Tony knew it was wrong and illegal to investigate people directly without their permission.

But he was really worried about that silly boy, especially since Jarvis had just told him that it took Yan Zhiyu almost 5 minutes to understand how to use the browser, only 1 minute faster than the old Popsicle.

This is not possible, the old popsicle is a product of the last century, and it has been frozen for decades, and the shelf life has already expired, so it is normal for the brain to be dull.

But no matter how you look at it, the small facebooks were all produced in the 80th century, and they are fresh and warm. This brain seems to have been frozen for seven or eighty years.

But what Tony didn't know was that Yan Zhiyu actually had all the accessories inside and out hundreds of years ago.

Tony tried again and again on the verge of breaking the law, until Natasha asked him what was wrong, and Tony said that he was considering whether to check the personal information of XiaoFacebook privately.

Natasha didn't understand why there was a need to investigate this. Everyone has some secrets, as long as they are sure to be trustworthy, there is no need to know everything.

Natasha's democratic thinking didn't last long. When Jarvis, who reported the battle situation again, told them that Yan Zhiyu was struggling with the grammar of the title, and it had lasted for 5 minutes.

The expression of the former Soviet female agent changed instantly. She put away her lazy posture and looked up at Tony and said, "Check it out. In case of emergency, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents have the right to investigate the personal files of American citizens."

In Yan Zhiyu's bedroom, Steve had been called by Yan Zhiyu to watch the computer with him on the bed. His new computer teacher Jarvis suddenly stopped talking for some reason.

Yan Zhiyu felt that Jarvis might be afraid that their little secret would be exposed in front of Steve, and Jarvis was right.

And now he has learned how to use Google, which is very interesting. Although some titles are grammatically wrong, it's nothing, but he can't understand some things.

So he asked Steve to come over and take a look for him.

When Steve found out that he was not looking for that kind of website, he was actually very relieved. After all, Yan Zhiyu was underage, and Steve felt that it was not good for him to get involved in those things prematurely.

At Yan Zhiyu's invitation, he sat next to Yan Zhiyu. When he touched Yan Zhiyu's bare thigh, Steve suddenly remembered the look in Tony's eyes.

Yan Zhiyu moved the computer in front of Steve, and clicked on the one on top, which was a family portrait given to Avenger P by fans.

Iron Man Tony and Thor Thor flying in mid-air, Captain America Steve holding a shield, the heroic Black Widow Natasha, Hawkeye Clint standing on the ruins, and Hulk standing behind.

Steve will feel that there is nothing wrong with it after reading it, it is very good.

"Look at this!" Yan Zhiyu circled the colorful thing above the Avengers with the mouse, "Who is this?"

Steve took a closer look, and thought to himself, silly boy, isn't this bright and colorful, it's you.

Yan Zhiyu has never seen what he looks like after using "fancy little wings", besides, he is also in the picture.

He had just looked at it seriously, and just behind the Hulk, there was a poor little white man.

Feeling out of favor, he pointed it out to Steve.

Steve smiled and patted him on the head, telling him that he was the one with the particularly eye-catching beauties.

Yan Zhiyu's expression was blank for a few seconds, he looked at the gaudy thing, then looked at Steve in a daze, and quickly argued, "No, you misunderstood, we are not alone, you can read the comments below .”

As he spoke, he pointed to a popular comment, and a building was being built below it.

'Little Facebook can be called Facebook Man if he has Facebook, so what should we call that flashy newcomer? '

Floor 1: Hydrangea, push me up, thank you, I want the Avengers to see it.

Steve flipped through the comments, and looked up at Yan Zhiyu who was also in a daze. Isn't it the same person, and the right owner is still in front of me.

Yan Zhiyu blinked, and the two got together, hugging the computer, and slowly looked down at the evaluation with a serious expression.