Coach don't tease me

"I thought you were living according to the training plan, but you would end work early because of the winter solstice?"

"I really want to fuck them to death, but I have to go home today. The old lady repeatedly told me that we must be reunited during the winter solstice. As a son, I can only return to Beijing according to the order." Shi Ping smiled helplessly: "I think maybe It’s a grand banquet, and I want to introduce someone to my blind date.”

Shi Ping's sexual orientation was determined when he was studying in the United States. At that time, he was thousands of miles away from home, and no one would come out on the phone over the ocean without incident. Moreover, he had a wandering personality. During those years abroad, he did not return to China several times. When it came to feelings, he was vague and muddled through. The family thought he was just keen on rock climbing and mountain climbing, and he hadn't decided yet.

It is different now after returning to China. Although Shi Ping lives alone, it is relatively easy to meet in a city. Mrs. Shi finds a reason to ask him to go home, and then creates some accidents. The daughter of a friend just happens to be When they came to visit him, they all happened to stay for dinner, and the methods were so undisguised that it made people laugh and cry.

"Why don't you go home with me?" Shi Ping rolled his eyes, "My old lady was thinking about not seeing you for a long time."

Shi Ping's family, An Gefeng, met in college. They are not particularly warm but not unfamiliar. Anyway, in the eyes of old men and women, his son's friends are juniors. All those words that worry about his son can be applied, An Gefeng remembered With a headache, I quickly refused: "Don't drag me into the water, leave your parents' worries for your own enjoyment, and I won't listen to those Ba Gu thoughts."

"If one day I can't take it anymore, I'll just come out." Shi Ping said harshly.

"You? You won't." Angefon said categorically, he knew Shi Ping so well that no one could live in his heart, so why bother to make trouble for himself.

Shi Ping still wanted to have a few words with him, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the team members had come back one after another, so he had no choice but to give up, restrain his joking face, and shouted for everyone to assemble.

"The climbing team's training will end at the end of the month. I'll give you two weeks to prepare for the final exam." Shi Ping looked down at the calendar on his phone and said, "After the mid-January exam, the winter vacation will begin. This year's Chinese New Year is early, and the winter vacation has not started yet." Two days is New Year's Eve, everyone take advantage of this time to rest well, I plan to hold a relocation training in early February."

With the experience of outdoor rock climbing last time, the team members were full of anticipation when they heard the words "off-site training", and their eyes were shining brightly waiting for Shi Ping to continue talking.

"This time the relocation training will be held overseas," Shi Ping had already heard the anticipation of everyone taking a deep breath: "The location is in the south of Thailand, a place called Krabi. Krabi is the most important place in Asia. The famous outdoor rock climbing mecca, the limestone terrain has thousands of routes, we will stay there for ten days.”

It can be said that the whole audience cheered thunderously. From the ears of the team members, overseas training is equivalent to going abroad for off-campus teaching. What is more beautiful than this?

"I have negotiated a subsidy with the sports department of the municipal government. You only need to pay 5000 yuan each." Shi Ping's voice was almost drowned out, and he had to raise his voice: "Be quiet! This is for training, not for fun. From next year, I want everyone to participate in competitions frequently, so be serious!"

It is impossible to say that it is quiet when it is quiet. Everyone has already taken out their mobile phones to check what to buy and eat in Thailand. Their hearts are soaring, and they have completely forgotten that there is the big devil of the final exam.

Shi Ping checked the time, and with a few scribbled instructions, the team members were disbanded, and he was about to leave.

"If you really don't want to go back with me, how lonely is Winter Solstice?" Shi Ping still didn't give up.

An Gefeng thought to himself, wouldn't it be more lonely if I went back to watch the blind date scene with you?

"No, it's more practical for me to find a delicious dumpling shop," An Gefeng said firmly, "You go first, I will stay and pack my things."

Shi Ping was about to say a few more words, but the phone was singing in his pocket. He took it out and looked at the screen with the same expression as if he saw the creditor. An Gefeng knew it was a call from his family without asking.

"Extending the head is a knife, and shrinking the head is also a knife," An Gefeng smiled gloatingly, "Go home and be a dutiful son."

Shi Ping plucked his hair irritably, and casually waved his hands: "See you tomorrow." He left with a calm expression on his face.

An Gefeng watched his back leave, feeling a little grateful, because he was sure that Shi Ping could not be restrained, not even his lover, nor his family.He is just like the mountains, rivers and earth, he should live freely.In addition, I am also glad that he has been able to look at this fact objectively, without the inexplicable self-pity and self-pity, and the emotions of being always affected by others, and the control has finally returned to his own hands.

"Do you want to put all these in the equipment room? Or will they be used tomorrow?" Wu Shaoqi's voice came from behind.

Ever since they reached an agreement of "exchanging labor for dinner", Wu Shaoqi would stay after each training session to tidy up the venue and pack up the equipment. Then, the two huddled in the teacher's lounge and ate up the bento.

Angerfeng's bento dishes are completely nutritious, not to mention lightly seasoned and mixed with Chinese and Western.Wu Shaoqi was completely confused about the dishes and couldn't name them.Buckwheat noodles with lemon chicken chops, pumpkin polenta with pan-fried salmon, seafood spaghetti with tomato scrambled eggs, this style is really far from Wu Shaoqi's favorite fried chicken drumsticks with marinated ribs, but you can still eat within 5 minutes if you are hungry And empty.

Anyway, I got used to eating and eating, and sometimes halfway through the training, when I saw Angefon's face, I would be distracted and want to say that I don't know what the dinner dishes are.

Thinking about it is quite useless...

Wu Shaoqi felt that he was no different from a puppy watching his master wagging his tail begging for food.

"Put it here, and I'll use it tomorrow." Seeing Wu Shaoqi's earnest look on his face, he must be hungry: "Pack up and put on your coat. Let's go have dinner."

"No lunch today?" Wu Shaoqi blinked.

"I have prepared a bento, but I suddenly want to eat dumplings." An Gefeng smiled, "It's rare to celebrate the Chinese solar terms, and I really want to eat dumplings according to the occasion."

Wu Shaoqi dragged his things to a corner and placed them in a corner, and when he came back with his schoolbag and coat, he asked, "Where do you want to eat dumplings?"

"I don't know, and I'm not familiar with it." Angefon said, "You are also a local after all. Would you like to recommend it?"

Wu Shaoqi thought about it, his family would not go to restaurants usually, and the restaurants they frequented all took the cheap and affordable route: "I don't have any recommendations, only the ones I eat often."

"Okay, then go to your usual place." Angefon closed the door of the gymnasium and walked towards the parking lot.

"Are you sure?" Wu Shaoqi followed behind, reminding him coolly: "I like to eat food that is heavy in oil, salty and unhealthy."

Angefon's hand that opened the door paused, and after hesitating for a second, he pretended to be chic: "It's okay to eat once in a while."

"Then let me think about it," Wu Shaoqi smiled purely, but he had already voted in his mind for the stall that could impact Angefeng the most, and it should also give this rich returnee a little bit of culture shock: "Okay, I'll take you to one of my favorite stalls." From snacks to big ones.”

When Wu Shaoqi pointed to a small shop by the side of the road, An Gefeng almost blurted out: "I'll go back and have lunch."

In fact, it is not called a "shop", it is basically a roadside stall, only the cooking stoves are in the storefront, and the customers are all sitting on the sidewalk by cheap red and blue plastic tables and chairs, the ground is greasy Not to mention, used toilet paper and disposable tableware are thrown away at will, and you have to pretend not to see it unless you are really blind.

"You grew up in this restaurant?" Angefon asked him with wide-eyed eyes.

"Well, it's cheap and delicious. It's said to be a 50-year-old restaurant." Wu Shaoqi saw someone leaving the table after eating, and hurriedly dragged An Gefeng to occupy a seat: "Business is good. If it wasn't for the bad bus, I should Have a bowl every day before going home."

There were still cups and plates left by the predecessors on the table, and Angefon sat upright and didn't dare to touch anywhere.

Wu Shaoqi didn’t lie, he really ate here since he was a child. Children don’t have much concept of cleanliness and filth. The most important thing is to eat well and be full. When they are older, they realize that the dining environment here is really not good. When the weather is hot in summer There are also flies flying on the minced meat stuffing of dumplings, but since all the customers who come here are regular customers, no one cares.

"What do you want to eat?" Wu Shaoqi yelled at the waiter to tidy up the table: "There is no menu here, there are pork, beef, sheep, chicken, fish and shrimp, steamed, soup, or fried."

The clerk took a rag darker than the table and quickly wiped it twice. The toilet paper used by the previous guest to wipe his mouth was swept under the table and landed at Angefon's feet. He lost his appetite immediately.

"You order, don't order too much." He forced himself to look away from the garbage at his feet: "I'm not very hungry."

Wu Shaoqi saw Angefeng's expression of wanting to leave but embarrassed to leave, and wanting to stay but feeling extremely uncomfortable. He suppressed the corner of his mouth and replied, "I'll just order some casually, and let's talk if there is not enough."

As a result, Wu Shaoqi's "some" was enough to fill the entire table, and An Gefeng was dumbfounded.

"Are you hungry?"

"Fortunately, I didn't practice much today, so I'm not too hungry." Wu Shaoqi put a steamed dumpling into his mouth, and took two breaths: "This cabbage and mutton is a signature, you can eat it. Hey wait, eat this restaurant The steamed dumplings have to be served with their special sauce.”

He picked up the sauce from the glass bottle on the table and poured it into a small bowl for Angefon.

An Gefeng wiped his chopsticks with toilet paper, picked up the steamed dumpling and dipped it in the sauce, and put it in his mouth.The sweetness of cabbage mixed with the fat of mutton explodes in the mouth, and it is served with the dumpling skin with a bite, which tastes refreshing and not greasy.The vinegar in the sauce brings out the overall taste, and the peppery aroma left in the mouth is also quite strong.

"Well, it's delicious." An Gefeng nodded in praise: "Although it's a bit salty, spicy, and oily, it's delicious. It's okay to eat it once in a while."

Wu Shaoqi looked amused at the way his elbows were hanging in the air and didn't dare to touch the table, so he stuffed a few more dumplings and said, "Did the athletes you coached before only eat foods with little nutrition?"

"I don't care what they eat. Professional athletes usually hire a nutritionist." An Gefeng couldn't bear the heat, so he asked the store for cold water: "The nutritionist will help them design a diet."

"Without delicious food, wouldn't life be boring?" Wu Shaoqi frowned.

"When you really want to achieve a goal, these restrictions and training are nothing at all." Angefon raised his eyes and smiled at him: "You will understand when you reach that level."

Angfeng's lips were red and bright from the heat, and the tip of his tongue was also red when he exhaled. Wu Shaoqi stared at it for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Is this sauce very spicy? Why don't I think so."

"I'm very impatient with spicy food," Angefon heaved a few more breaths, his tongue twitching, "but this one is so spicy!"

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and ate the dumplings with a sigh of relief, with a satisfied and silly expression that looked like a college student.

"Actually, if you don't put on the air of a coach, you are not bad." Wu Shaoqi didn't know why he popped out this sentence.

"Not bad?" An Gefeng raised his voice in a strange voice, "You fucking spit out my dinner!" Wu Shaoqi laughed out loud.

Eating and chatting like this, the whole table of dumplings was still wiped out in the end. Of course, [-]% of the credit was due to Wu Shaoqi, but it was enough to make Ange so full that he hiccupped.

They walked back to the parking place slowly. They were too full to walk fast. Wu Shaoqi looked up at the bright moon and clear night sky, and felt that the winter solstice was really good. I don't know what happened to Dad?He took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message, and when he put the mobile phone back into his pocket, he realized that An Gefeng hadn't followed.

Turning his head, he saw Angefon shuffling behind.

"Too full to walk?" Wu Shaoqi stopped and waited for him.

Unexpectedly, Angefon also stopped, covering his stomach with his hands, with a stiff and embarrassed smile on his face, and said: "It's too spicy, my stomach can't stand it..."

The author has something to say: When a small and transparent writer, sometimes the writing springs up, and sometimes wants to abandon the article every minute, it should be normal, right?Sometimes it doesn't matter if no one is watching, but sometimes you look forward to the little angel, it should be normal, right?

Climbing by the sea today, crushing and exploding a sea cockroach while making a shot in a difficult situation, world-class disgusting. ．

No.: CH24

If it was said that Wu Shaoqi had a bit of mischief when he took An Gefeng to the roadside stall at the beginning, it is gone now.

Angefon walked to the side of the car with support, and stretched out his hand tremblingly to open the door, but before he could touch the handle, he leaned against the door and panted heavily. Even though he was wearing a thick coat, Wu Shaoqi could still see his back muscles tensed and enduring the pain .

"Can you...can you drive?" Wu Shaoqi felt uncomfortable seeing him clenching his back teeth.

Angefon leaned on the car door, turned his face slightly and raised his eyelids to look at him, and said after heaving a sigh, "Okay, I'll just take it easy. You go back first."

Is the moonlight too cold?The face was completely white.

"Then I'll go back first," Wu Shaoqi saw An Gefeng waved his hand as a farewell, and left in the direction of home without saying anything. After walking a few steps, he stopped and stared at his toes for several times. seconds, then turned around and walked back.

When Angefon was grabbed by the arm, he thought he was being robbed.

Wu Shaoqi, who was about to leave, was holding his arm, met Angfeng's puzzled eyes, and explained, "My house is nearby, and I have stomach medicine at home."

An Gefeng's brain nerves were knotted due to the stomachache, and he couldn't think. He was dragged away with Wu Shaoqi, and he desperately longed for a place to lie down and curl up.

Wu Shaoqi's house is really not far away, but with An Gefeng's way of walking in two steps and stopping in one step, I don't know if I can walk until the end of the day.

When he stopped to wait for Angfeng for the third time, he patted himself on the shoulder and said, "Lend it to you, you're welcome."

An Gefeng was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and smiled weakly. He didn't expect that he would have to rely on this shoulder again in less than a month, and came to a conclusion about this helpless situation: "I must not have exercised..."

When he put his hands on Wu Shaoqi's shoulders, Wu Shaoqi also expertly wrapped his arms around his waist. The two staggered and walked in the night, clinging to each other, their shadows were stretched very long by the street lights.

Speaking of which, this was the first time An Gefeng came to Wu Shaoqi's house, but he didn't have the energy to take a good look around. When he opened the door and saw the sofa, he rushed over to shrink himself up.

Seeing him like this, Wu Shaoqi could only hold his forehead and sigh. As the saying goes, if you do your own crimes, you can't live. If you have nothing to do, you shouldn't take him to eat at a roadside stall. Now that it's better, it's not like he ended up serving the sick.

He went to the kitchen to boil some water, and found out the regular stomach medicine at home. To Wu drank a rotten stomach while drinking. There were several kinds of stomach medicine at home. He sat by the sofa with warm water and several kinds of medicine. On the floor, whispered, "Take your medicine."

Angefon frowned and opened his eyes, looked at several medicines lined up in front of him and couldn't help laughing: "Your family uses stomach medicine as throat lozenges? Which one is effective?"

"My dad's stomach is bad, and there are always medicines at home." Wu Shaoqi gave him one at a glance, and handed him warm water by the way: "Take one first and see, if it doesn't work, then eat another."

Angefon didn't think much of this way of shooting birds indiscriminately, but his stomach was throbbing. He took the pill and mixed it with water and swallowed it, then turned over and lay flat, covering his eyes with his arms to block the light.

"How long does this medicine work?" he asked feebly.

"I don't know, I can't run away in two or three 10 minutes." Wu Shaoqi found a cattail pad and put it under his buttocks.

"Then talk to me and divert your attention." Angefon's usual vigorous and vigorous style was worn out by the pain, and his speech was waxy, soft and pleading, and there was a kind of intimacy similar to whispering in the quiet night.

"What are you talking about?" Wu Shaoqi can take a shower, watch TV, or use his mobile phone, but he doesn't know why he sat on the floor next to the sofa and didn't leave.

"Are you used to living by yourself now?" Angefon turned over and lay on his side, leaning on his arms and looking down at him: "Your father didn't