Coach don't tease me

"Coach Don't Tease Me" Author: Typhoon No. [-]

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What's so good about Turtle Trainer?

Low-mouthed, cruel-hearted, and extremely difficult to deal with,

The little player wants to escape every second,

Saying one thing is the rhythm of killing people!

Looks like a human being, unexpectedly it is curved

My little fresh meat from high school is trembling!

What?Do you want to train overseas together?

It seems chastity is not guaranteed!

Little contestant: Please save a way out!

Coach: There is no way to survive, but there is a way to love. Do you want to go together?

Little contestant: Coach, please... stop flirting

1. +1v1, HE.

2.+ next year, next year, next year

3.+ Many manuscripts will not be cheated, it is not stupid and sweet

Content tags: strong love, special liking, inspirational life, campus

Search keywords: Protagonist: An Gefeng, Wu Shaoqi┃Supporting roles: many┃Others: cultivation, competition, sports

No.: CH1

XNUM X Year X NUM X Month.

Haven't set foot on this land for about ten years?

The plane landed at night in a city full of lights. This scene is easy to produce the feeling of being close to home. An Gefeng recalled that in his freshman year of high school, he immigrated to a foreign country with his family on such a summer night.It was the first time he experienced changing the date line on the plane, turning over a new page in his life in a foreign land, busy adapting, busy studying, busy making friends, and his life was like taking a space shuttle. Whew, ten years have passed, when he went out with big bags, Now he comes back with a 26-inch suitcase, because this is no longer his home, at best it is his hometown in memory.

Speaking of which, he is also a man of love. When he stepped out of the terminal, he wanted to stretch his arms, expand his chest and raise his head to take a deep breath of the taste of his hometown. Unfortunately, there were too many people returning to China at the end of the summer vacation. As soon as he stood still, he was pushed by a luggage cart behind him. The aunt urged "Let me go", and was confused by the people passing by, the terminal was replaced with a new one long ago, but the number of passengers increased tenfold, and the crowd rushed away. "My boss is coming back", now An Gefeng just wants to find out where is the place to queue for a taxi?

Although the whole family immigrated abroad, Anjia has a lot of real estate in China, which is rented and sold, and only a small villa in the elite residential area is left. The environment is very good, and there is a big park nearby. According to my parents, it is Occasionally, I can live here when I return to China to discuss business and meet old friends. It is not useful for a few times a year. The cleaning lady comes to clean and maintain it every week. The rest of the time has been idle there. Now that he has returned to China, this house has become a natural place. foothold.

When it was Angefon's turn to get in the taxi, a phone call from overseas came in. It was his former employer, the coach of a world tennis champion, asking him why he suddenly resigned after a good job?Is the salary not pretty enough?

While handing the small note with the address to the taxi driver, An Gefeng talked in fluent English on an expensive phone call worth more than ten yuan a minute. He said that the salary given to him by his former employer was really nothing to say, and the cooperation between the two parties was also very pleasant, but his physical ability Trainers, like coaches, must accompany the players. You must know that tennis players have more than 1 weeks of 52 weeks in a year. They can fly three or four times around the world. The hotel wakes up and doesn't know what night it is.

After two or three years of work, I was really tired. Angefon wanted to stop at the shore and take a rest. On the other hand, he was entrusted by a friend to return to China to help and revisit the land that he had left for many years.

The phone call lasted almost half an hour. After the end, An Gefeng finally had time to look at the scenery outside the window. He was still on the elevated road. He turned on his mobile phone navigation as if nothing had happened. It took him less than half a minute to realize that he was being taken advantage of by the driver and took a detour. Where are you going? He cleared his throat and said in Chinese with a straight voice: "Master, please turn right after going down the interchange ahead, and then turn left at the intersection. If you don't know the way, I will tell you."

The driver didn't feel bad when his trick was exposed. He laughed and said, "There is no traffic jam now. It seems to be a detour, but it saves time." After ten o'clock in the evening, where is the traffic jam?Angefon turned cold and didn't want to answer. Thinking about the past ten years, some things will improve, and some things still haven't improved.The taxi driver didn't bother himself anymore, he followed the instructions and got off the interchange, and within 5 minutes he yelled, "Here! 200 yuan!"

In this way, two of the new banknotes that were changed at the airport just now disappeared immediately. Angefeng opened the door and stepped out with both feet, and found that something was wrong, "Master, why did you stop at the intersection? The address I gave you is Small villa in the community."

"It's not easy for my car to go around that corner. It's very close. You can go in here and turn a corner." The driver raised his arm and gestured twice in the air. He glanced at the screen of the phone on the air conditioner, urging Said: "Boss, please take the luggage down first, I'm still in a rush to take orders."

An Gefeng dragged the suitcase out of the car without sullenness, stood at the intersection and looked around, and took out his mobile phone helplessly and resignedly. By the way, he lamented that the technology of this generation is more reliable than human beings. It only takes a few seconds to locate without looking at people. Face... wait!You are already at the target location?What does this mean?I'm obviously on the side of the main road!

Well, when technology is also unreliable, we have to go back to relying on one's mouth.

There was no one on the road after ten o’clock in the evening. An Gefeng took his suitcase and walked along the street for a while before seeing a person waiting for the bus at the bus stop. Judging from the schoolbag hanging on the side and the horizontal stripes of sweatpants, he should be a student. , tall and thin, with an intuition of high school age, doing what people all over the world would do while waiting for the bus - swiping their phones.

"Excuse me, do you know how to get to this neighborhood?" He pointed to the address on the note and asked politely.

The other party paused for a while while swiping the phone, looked up and scanned An Gefeng quickly up and down, and after confirming that the person who came was not suspicious, he said in a low voice: "Let me see the address."

Angefon moved forward, and when the other party looked down at the address, he noticed that the child had a colorful head. Just by the insufficient brightness of the advertising light box on the bus stop sign, he could see a pinch of blue in the east and a pinch of purple in the west. Hair dyeing, is the domestic school atmosphere so open now?Is this social progress or regress?

"Oh, go in from the next street. There is a road sign at the second intersection and you can see it by turning right." The other party's voice was rough and hoarse after just undergoing a voice change period.

"You mean the second intersection after walking in?"

"Yes," the other party enthusiastically led him to the intersection, pointing to the signpost not far away, "turn right next to the signpost."

"Okay, okay, thank you." Angefon hadn't finished his thanks, but the other party quickly turned around and waved his hands, and walked towards the bus stop.

At this time, everyone wants to go home quickly. An Gefeng, who finally found a place to stay after sitting on a plane for more than ten hours, can especially understand. In a hurry to get out the keys, according to the usual habit, the keys and the wallet are placed in the left pocket of the jacket, An Gefeng touched the key, ... what about the wallet?

He subconsciously slapped the right pocket, but it was also empty, this fucking...was picked up!

Angefon reacted very quickly and retreated back to the intersection. He turned his head and saw that the student had already walked more than ten to twenty meters just now. When he heard the sound of footsteps, he turned his head slightly and glanced behind him out of the corner of his eye before running wildly. After asking, he knew who had stolen the wallet, and he immediately chased after him, shouting, "Thief! Give me back my wallet!"

He is glad that he chose a pair of comfortable running shoes to take the plane, and he is also glad that he has been exercising regularly. Even if the other party is a young guy, he is sure that he can catch him alive. Just kidding, if you want to steal something, it depends on your ability to steal!

However, in fact, it was not as smooth as expected. The opponent could still run, and the speed did not drop at all after a few minutes, but Angfeng was by no means a fuel-efficient lamp. Raising soldiers for a thousand days was a short-term, and years of training were not fake. Yes, they chased along the sidewalk outside the park wall one after the other, and Angefon slowly narrowed the gap of more than ten meters to five meters, three meters, two meters, just within reach. At the head, the other party suddenly stepped onto the iron pedestrian seat on the side of the road and then jumped, directly onto the branch of the parasol tree, swaying back and forth like a monkey, and the degree of swaying became larger and larger, and finally Taking advantage of the trend, he jumped over the park wall, turned into the park and ran away.

Darling, this jumping ability and coordination are really amazing.

An Gefeng panted with his waist supported, and deeply realized that occupational diseases are also a kind of disease. He wanted to say that the other party's sports conditions were good after his wallet was stolen. Isn't this a disease?

Forget it, think about the good, the wallet only contains foreign currency, some money just changed and a few cards, the loss is not big, so it is regarded as a tip for asking directions. ． ．It's really fucking expensive, but fortunately the kid pointed the right way, Angefon finally arrived at his home in this city.

At the same time, Wu Shaoqi, who climbed over the park wall 10 minutes ago, did not dare to slack off at all. He ran for a long time before gradually stopping. It was the first time he met someone who could run like this after so long, and he had to take out I only escaped the catastrophe by my housekeeping skills in gymnastics, and I have to be thankful that I didn't eat dinner and I was as light as a swallow, otherwise I might be caught.

It was already past eleven o'clock when he got home after this delay. When he opened the door, a thick and choking smell of alcohol came to his nostrils, mixed with the stench of vomiting. No matter how many times he smelled it, he couldn't get used to it.

"Dad, drink alcohol at night after kidney dialysis in the morning, have you listened to what the doctor said?" Wu Shaoqi looked at the wine bottles standing or lying on the table, and couldn't help but get angry.

"Fuck! Are you fucking in charge of me?" Wu Xiangzhong slammed his fist on the table, and the whole wine bottle jumped accordingly, with great momentum, "You brat can't see anyone all day long, and you always look like this when you show up! Just like your mother whore!"

"School has already started. I have to go to class in the morning and work in the evening." Wu Shaoqi grabbed the unfinished wine bottle, turned around and poured out the rest of the wine in the sink, poured another glass of water and put it in front of his father, "I You can’t change money even if you stay in front of you all day, and you have to pay tuition, rent, water, electricity, and medical expenses, what do you think?”

"Your old man, I raised you up so much, you won't think of a way?" Snot and saliva flowed on Wu Xiangzhong's face. He fell on the table with his arms under his pillow, and stretched out his other hand in front of his son, spreading his palm and shaking it. , "Bring some money, the doctor said to buy medicine."

Drunk to drunk, how to ask for money is very smart. Wu Shaoqi knows that [-]% of the money will be used for gambling. I want to buy medicine", he couldn't refuse the six words.

"How much?" he asked sarcastically.

"One thousand! Good medicine is very expensive!" Wu Xiangzhong shouted all over the sky.

Fuck, you are my cash machine, where can I get so much money?

"Up to five hundred. I'll put it on the dining table tomorrow morning." Without giving him a chance to say a word, Wu Shaoqi quickly slipped into the room and slammed the door behind him.

Wu Shaoqi took out a bottle of milk and biscuits from his schoolbag. It was a snack given out by the team after training today. When he had no money to eat, he took it for dinner. If someone didn’t eat it today, he charged an extra portion, but it’s only a couple of bites with milk. Just settle for the serving size.

My stomach is still very empty, so I have to do something to divert my attention, such as seeing how much I have gained today.

He has been doing things like touching wallets and mobile phones since he was in junior high school. Now the part-time shop is in a downtown area, where there are a lot of people shopping and students. When he is lucky, he can touch six or seven from the beginning to the end of a street. A bag, much higher than the drop in the bucket salary earned by part-time jobs.

Wu Shaoqi spread today's trophies on the table, four wallets and one mobile phone, his grades are not bad.He started to "draw the lottery" from the simplest wallet that he can see by visual inspection. Unfortunately, people's mobile payment is too popular now, and cash is getting less and less. The three wallets add up to less than 400 yuan. He pinned his hope on the last one, a simple double-fold leather wallet, but it feels quite good to the touch. Thinking of the seven or eight hundred meters I ran for this wallet tonight, Wu Shaoqi couldn't help but pray that there would be more money in it, so that I wouldn't waste my running in the dark.

The result did not disappoint him. There was a stack of neatly arranged money in the wallet, half of which was red and half of which was green. On the red was his favorite smile, and on the green was a portrait of a man he didn’t recognize. I am not very familiar with English, only the number "100" looks pleasing to the eye.

"Is it US dollars?" Wu Shaoqi looked at the front and back of the banknotes and muttered, "I don't know how much you can exchange for a hundred dollars?"

He rummaged through the pockets of his wallet and threw away all his credit cards. There was a colored headshot on one of the cards. It should be the person who asked him for directions tonight. The card was written in English. He recognized Name and Age. It's An, Ge-Fong.This is the last name...Ann?It's really special, 27 is written after age.

Wu Shaoqi looked at the colorful portrait and guessed that the other party was probably an overseas Chinese living in another place.

That's great, young and rich, good looking, and able to live abroad.

He remembered that many of his classmates would travel abroad during the previous summer vacation, and then brought back some strange and interesting specialties to share. He especially liked to hear anecdotes about other people's travels, and he envied both going abroad and traveling with his family.

The sound of Dad vomiting outside brought Wu Shaoqi back to reality. Let’s think about where to change money tomorrow. He touched the smooth and delicate texture of the wallet. There was a small silver star on the simple all-black surface, which should be a famous brand leather item. .

Wu Shaoqi wanted to take it for himself for a brief moment, but was immediately overthrown by reason.Let’s sell it with someone else’s Taobao account tomorrow. It’s more practical to buy a coat for the winter with the money earned.

He found an envelope bag and put the green banknotes in it to be replaced. After thinking about it, he took out another one. He wanted to keep this one. What if he could go abroad one day?

The author has something to say: I suddenly found that the airport will appear in Chapter 1 of my article

No.: CH2

Due to jet lag, Angefon didn't fall asleep until just before dawn. Just when he was having a good dream, he was interrupted by waves of persistent doorbells.

"There's no end..." The eager frequency of ringing the bell makes it impossible to pretend to be okay and continue to sleep. An Gefeng retracted his head into the quilt to support himself, and within a few seconds he couldn't bear to lift the quilt and sit up , scratching the tangled hair everywhere, first recalling where I am, and then guessing to see which idiot was frantically ringing the bell early in the morning.

Damn, only one person knows my address in China!

"Shi Ping, you bastard, what are you doing so early in the morning!" An Gefeng rushed downstairs with only half of his slippers on, and the force of opening the door brought a gust of wind, and the people outside were exactly as he had guessed .

"Open your eyes and see, it's not early in the morning now. At ten o'clock, the school children have finished their morning exercises and returned to the classroom for a class." Shi Ping picked up a plastic bag and saved it from the gap between Angefon and the gate. Entering the house, he looked up and looked around like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, "Tsk tsk tsk, Master An's family property is bottomless, look at this famous mansion."

"The mansion is a fart, didn't I just make an appointment with you at school? Why are you here?" An Gefeng closed the door, and when he saw Shi Ping's cheerful and unruly face, most of his anger dissipated. Instead, he couldn't describe it. Come out with emotions.

Angefon sniffled, vaguely smelling the aroma of food, and then he calmed down a lot when he spoke again: "Could it be that you are here to bring me breakfast?"

"Isn't that right! I specially bought sesame seed cakes and fried dough sticks from an old shop, as well as your favorite soy milk. After finishing eating, I will go to school with me. I will tell you about my work on the way." Shi Ping Putting the big bag of breakfast on the table, he turned around and saw Angfeng who had just woken up and looked a little vigilant in a daze. Isn’t your lover very caring?”

Angefon tried to hide for a while but didn't break out of his embrace. He complained in a tone that wasn't strong enough: "It's kind of caring, but why didn't I know when we became old lovers? This is the ongoing situation." Or is it the past perfect tense?"

"It's whatever style you say." Shi Ping laughed loudly, looking at his temples.