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"I think," Yin Lang paused, "I'll let you massage my back later."

Xia Qi: "Huh?"

"My back is almost hurt by your heartbeat." Yin Lang tilted his head, with a bit of pampering and teasing, "Xia Qi, is your heart equipped with a motor? It beats so hard? Huh?"

Xia Qi didn't speak, but blushed from behind and was about to get angry.

After Valentine's Day, Xia Qi thought of that night like a dream.

Xia Qi's mother was single, and he had never seen such a battle before. His legs softened by Yin Lang's teasing, and the deer in his heart pounded against his chest like a perpetual motion machine.

But after that night, the two of them didn't go any further, as if there was only a layer of window paper left, and no one tried to remove it. They were ambiguous and burned all the way, but at the last moment, they stopped.

Yin Lang would still tease him, but it was limited to teasing him. As for going further, no one mentioned it.

Xia Qi thought, how about I take the initiative?

But every time he thought of this step, he gave up.

I am a small star, and my wealth is less than one-thousandth of others. Where does he have the courage to let him chase after his boss?Lu Jinjian put the lessons from the past there, and he didn't know how miserable his death was.

Xia Qi thought so, looked at the heavy rain outside, stretched out his hand, and drew a crying face on the foggy window.

On the other hand, "Men's Clothes" sent Zhu Yu the sample pictures taken that day, asking him to confirm, if there are no problems, choose a cover and prepare to print.

Zhu Yu called the people over there while flipping through the sample pictures: "Yes, the number of broadcasts has reached a new high. You can look at the wild list, it is almost breaking 1.5."

At this time Yin Lang passed by, glanced at it and stopped immediately: "Xia Qi's?"

Zhu Yu nodded.

Yin Lang took the ipad over and flipped through each one.Zhu Yu plugged in the earphones and continued to chat: "...Yes, yes, then you still don't thank me? You guys made a lot of money on this order."

Yin Lang swiped past one by one, and when he saw the last one, he stopped and stared at it for a long time with a serious face.

"Yes, that's okay, let's not talk about it, I'll confirm it for you as soon as possible, that's all." Zhu Yu hung up the phone, saw Yin Lang's expression was wrong, and asked: "Boss Yin, what's wrong?"

He followed Yin Lang's gaze, and there was a picture of Xia Qi lying in the sea of ​​flowers on the screen. With a petal, there is still dew on the petal, and the eyes are the kind of "foggy" that the photographer requires.

It's not a good shot.

Yin Lang raised his chin, the calmness before the storm in his voice: "Who took the picture?"

Zhu Yu couldn't figure it out, and answered honestly: "The photographer of "Men's Clothes."

Yin Lang sneered: "The photographer is gay. I'm afraid that people will not think right when taking pictures from this angle? He deliberately lures men to think in that direction!" At the end of the sentence, Yin Lang's voice became louder a few degrees, and he was furious. .

Zhu Yu, as a straight person among the tens of thousands of bends in the fashion circle, quickly took the ipad and looked at it for a long time, but couldn't see where it was crooked, and was completely at a loss.

However, Yin Lang understood at a glance that Xia Qi's appearance was abstinent, a person who usually dressed meticulously, with his shirt buttoned to the top, and his behavior was cold and noble. Reach out and do something?

The photographer turned this imagination into reality, and secretly took such photos, thinking that people would not be able to see the dirty thoughts.If he hadn't met by chance today, and people all over the world could see his defenseless appearance, how many people would have unreasonable thoughts about him?

What's more, Xia Qi's eyes still showed a pure and innocent look, like the hardest clam opened its hard shell, revealing the pure and soft tender meat inside.

Although Zhu Yu didn't understand, since the boss said something, he followed him: "Then I'll tell them, this picture is not used."

"Yes, it's better to delete even the negatives." Yin Lang thought for a while, then took the ipad, "Send me this picture."

He felt relieved as if he had done it himself. He swiped a few times on the iPad to open WeChat, sent the picture to himself, and then completely deleted the original picture. Finally he was satisfied: "Okay, the rest is up to you."

Leaving Zhu Yu alone in the corridor, he thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out: "What did you seduce?"

Yin Lang who got the picture was satisfied, went back to the office, opened the picture and looked at it for a long time, then right-clicked to set it as the computer background.

I have to say that this photo was taken really well, Xia Qi seemed to be lying in front of him, letting him get whatever he wanted.Yin Lang thought of the heartbeat that came from behind on Valentine's Day, and his heart also became hot.

He picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message to his friend.

Yin Lang: Let me ask you a question, how do you usually chase people?

Fa Xiao: Buy a bag.

Yin Lang: Male.

Fa Xiao: Man, oh, buy a car.

Yin Lang: No bro, I'm serious.

Fa Xiao spent a long time on the other side before sending back: Brother, I have never taken it seriously.

Yin Lang: ...

They are all unreliable.

Fa Xiao sent it again: I also want to be serious once again, remember to teach me some experience when the time comes.

Yin Lang: ...

Yin Lang: Tell me, do you want to confess?

Fa Xiao: If you should, always let him know.

Yin Lang: What does the confession say?

Fa Xiao: I like you, stay with me.something like this?

Fa Xiao: Damn, I never confessed, why are you asking me this?

After a while, Fa Xiao asked again: No, you didn't brag to me before, saying that you never need to take the initiative, you just hook your fingers and someone will come up, why, this time it fell?

Yin Lang: ...I'm serious this time.

Fa Xiao: Who is the sister-in-law? Do you have a photo?Send it over to have a look.

Yin Lang looked up at the computer desktop, his expression softened for a moment, then he lowered his head and replied ferociously: "Look at the fart, don't show it."

Fa Xiao: [grievance]

Fa Xiao: You have never chased anyone.

Fa Xiao: Me neither.

Yin Lang: [Everyone here is trash].jpg

Fa Xiao: [Everyone here is garbage].jpg

Xia Qi is frustrated in love and proud in the workplace. The number of broadcasts of "Republic of China" is rising steadily. As the plot continues to deepen, small climaxes come one after another. The audience is screaming sweetly while watching, waiting every night. Feed.

"The Weird Events of the Republic of China" became popular, and so did Xia Qi.

The number of Weibo fans has skyrocketed from 100 million to 300 million in just a few weeks, and they are scrolling under Xia Qi's Weibo every day, begging for beautiful pictures. "Men's Clothes" official Weibo only posted a photo of Xia Qi, and the comments and retweets immediately tens of thousands.

Faced with such a situation, Xia Qi was at a loss, but panicked.It was as if he had been suddenly moved from the ground to the mountain, unable to keep his feet on the ground.

"Don't panic," Xing Yanglin comforted him, "The more calm you are at this time, the more famous you are, the less likely you are to drift away."

Xia Qi started to get busy. In addition to promoting "The Weird Events of the Republic of China", he also had to attend meetings and do live broadcasts. He was so busy that he didn't even join the company and had to record an album. He was so tired that he slept in the nanny's car every day.

Later, I received a call from Director Ji, saying that I had accepted an advertisement and wanted to put it in the middle of the play, and let Xia Qi shoot it as a small theater.So Xia Qi returned to the set, put on the familiar military uniform, and filmed a few fighting scenes.

On Saturday, iQiyi teamed up with Douyu and Panda to host a live interview of "Republic of China" and invited Xia Qi.Xia Qi enthusiastically recommended himself: "I know PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds! Come on together?"

iQiyi cruelly rejected the request, and said that this is a promotional program for "Republic of China" and cannot do anything else.But Douyu and Panda are quite interested, saying that they can let the big anchor take him to play together in the future.

Xia Qi, who was so busy that he couldn't stop, received a call from Xing Yanglin one day and was very excited: ""Happy Camp" invites the crew to appear on the show!"

Xia Qi couldn't believe it, thinking he heard it wrong: "No!"

Xing Yanglin: "Really! Rehearsal this Friday, recording this Saturday, ask Xiao Zhou to buy you a plane ticket now."

Xia Qi was still floating in the clouds, dizzy from the huge surprise.

Xing Yanglin and Zhu Yu went all out for the recording of "Happy Camp". They prepared four sets of airport private servers and five sets of event clothing. They gave Xia Qi a sense of variety training by ear and thought of hundreds of cliches The method was to give Xia Qi science popularization of the five hosts' personalities in advance, and to cancel the previous day's itinerary, so that Xia Qi would go there on Thursday, so that he could get acquainted with the hosts in advance.

After finishing her schedule every day, Xia Qi has to work overtime at home and watch various games of "Happy Camp" to see how others respond. Finally, she concludes: "It doesn't matter whether you win or not, what matters is that you play well."

"Yes, that's it!" Xing Yanglin said, "Happy Camp is the best variety show in China, with a rating of more than 1. In the past few years when variety shows have flourished, he has not been able to shake his position, which shows the deep influence. This This time is a particularly huge platform, whether you can seize the opportunity, Xia Qi, is up to you."

Wednesday night.

After Xia Qi finished all the trips on Wednesday, she went back to the company with Xing Yanglin to do the final preparations.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yin Lang coming towards him.

"Come here so late? Work overtime?" Yin Lang asked.

Xing Yanglin said: "Yes, Xia Qi and I will fly to Changsha tomorrow to record "Happy Camp" and promote "Republic of China".

Yin Lang went to his father's company for a few days of meetings two days ago, and he just came back today, knowing nothing about this matter.

After listening to Xing Yanglin's explanation, he nodded: "It's really important, how many days are you going?"

Xing Yanglin: "3 days, come back on Saturday night."

Yin Lang looked at Xia Qi, a little surprised: "So many days?"

Xing Yanglin felt a little strange, and explained: "One day to get familiar with the situation in advance, one day for rehearsal, and one day for recording."

"Oh..." Yin Lang pondered for a while, "Then I'll go and have a look together."

Both Xing Yanglin and Xia Qi said "Huh?" in surprise.

Yin Lang said: "As an investor in the film crew, I attach great importance to the program "Happy Camp". I have to go to the scene to supervise, can't I?"

Xia Qi subconsciously said, "It's okay."

Yin Lang was very satisfied: "It's too late to contact my plane now, Xia Qi, you use my mobile phone to book a ticket for me, I can't get this, I'll go upstairs to get something, and come down immediately."

He unlocked the phone, handed it to Xia Qi, and took the elevator.

Xing Yanglin sighed from behind: "It's nice to be young, you can leave as soon as you say."

Xia Qi lowered his head to book a ticket.

He didn't even have a booking software in his mobile phone, Xia Qi temporarily helped him download a Ctrip, and while the download was in progress, Xia Qi wanted to check out the web version, so he opened Safari.

Safari directly jumps to Baidu, Yin Lang did not close the Baidu records, so when Xia Qi clicked, a series of gray records appeared below——

How to chase a man?

How to confess?

How to chase Gay?

How to express love?

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Xia Qi:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?