I learned lightness kung fu after killing

On Valentine's Day, some people are happy and some people are sad.

Yin Lang reserved the largest private room in Windsor, and bought a dozen Martell and half a dozen whiskeys. Within half an hour, single dogs showed up one after another as if they had found a large army.

When Xia Qi entered the private room, the people inside were already excited, singing, rolling the dice, and drinking. Lin Weiwei held the microphone and ordered seventeen or eight Cantonese songs. Yin Lang sat on the side and casually rolled the dice , Leave no piece of armor that other people killed.

Yin Lang's assistant, Meng, was the first to bear the brunt. Not long after the start, Yin Lang's face was flushed, and he drank at least half of a whole bottle of whiskey.

Xia Qi took a look, thinking that I am good at this, immediately replaced Assistant Meng, rubbing his little hands eagerly.

"You can do this too?" Yin Lang asked.

Xia Qi was proud: "Of course." After speaking, he gave Yin Lang a "you understand" look.

Although the tricks of the third young master are limited to chess and card games, Xia Qi was already an expert at rolling dice before, and was invincible all over Shanghai.

There are five people on the table, each with five sieves.Xia Qi called first: "Five 5s."

"Four threes."

"Four threes."

"Four threes."

It was Yin Lang's turn: "Nine 9s."

How could it be possible, Xia Qi was so proud that he yelled: "Open!"

全场打开,夏蹊手里没6没1，尹朗居然4个1一个6，其他人分别有3个6，2个1，居然超了！

The others roared with laughter: "Do you know how Assistant Meng lost?"

Xia Qi: "..."

Yin Lang leaned on the sofa, looked at him, and laughed in a low voice, his body trembling when he laughed.

The others didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so they brought Xia Qi a clean glass and poured a whole glass of pure Martell, without even adding ice: "Come on, let's drink fine."

The little girl at the same table said: "Mix it a little, how about drinking it pure."

"What are you going to exchange, I'm going to drink this dozen Martells until the year of the monkey and the month of horses and horses," the man opposite said, "Come on, Xia Qi, take a sip."

Yin Lang stopped smiling.

Xia Qi's throat rose and fell, willing to accept the bet, and took a big gulp of Martell. The strong wine burned his throat and stomach, and Xia Qi's face wrinkled into a ball when he was irritated.

He put down his cup, regrouped and returned to the battlefield: "Keep going, I haven't done anything yet!"

Then in the second and third rounds, Xia Qi was extremely guarded against Yin Lang, and he finally missed him.

In the fourth game, after two laps, the man on the opposite side shouted: "Seven 7s! I don't believe it?"

The little girl was trembling: "8, 8 5..."

Everyone stared at Yin Lang.

8 out of 5, anyway, either you drive or I drive... Xia Qi stared at Yin Lang defensively with round eyes like a little hamster.

Yin Lang stared at Xia Qi's eyes, his thin lips parted slightly: "Open."

Open the cup, and there are 8 fives on the table.

The sharp-eyed man on the other side yelled: "Damn, Mr. Yin, you have two 2s and one 5 in your hand. We must have several 1s in our hands. This must not be opened."

Yin Lang didn't care, picked up the undrinked wine glass on the table: "I'd like to admit defeat." He took a big gulp.

Xia Qi was about to speak, when the door was knocked open with a bang, and everyone looked up, it was actually Lu Jinjian who had come.

She was dressed sexy and charming, with flaming red lips and a low-cut suspender skirt. She was surprised: "There are so many people here?"

The big beauty Lu Jinjian also came to join in the fun.

No one thought that Lu Jinjian would also come. She sat next to Yin Lang, pushed Xia Qi aside with her buttocks, and put Yin Lang's shoulder affectionately: "What are you playing?"

Yin Lang didn't answer, but instead asked, "Why are you here?"

Lu Jinjian was so tender that she was about to turn into water and hang on Yin Lang's body: "I saw the message in your group, you hate it, just find me, I'll accompany you."

She pushed Xia Qi aside again: "Play dice, add me."

At this time, Lin Weiwei waved to him: "Xia Qi, come and see, you actually have "Jiang Hai"!"

Xia Qi hurriedly slipped away.

He ran over to see that it was really his, and couldn't help being surprised: "It's so soon?"

Xia Qi didn't know anything about copyright issues, and Assistant Meng said, "The copyrights in KTV are basically pirated copies. If you don't believe me, just watch them, even the MVs are made by themselves."

Xia Qi actually clicked, and the prelude sounded, and his own face appeared on the screen defenseless. It was still a clip of the "Republic of China" TV series. I don't know who cut Xia Qi's face 360 ​​degrees. Dead ends appear all over the place.

Everyone who saw the screen laughed and booed Xia Qi to broadcast live.

"Come one! Come one!"

"Live broadcast~"

"Now please enjoy Xia Qi's concert~~~"

Xia Qi was ashamed and refused, and took the microphone to argue: "This is a duet."

The crowd who watched the excitement said that this is not a problem at all, and they raised their hands to express that they can cooperate.

"I'll come, I'll come, I'm familiar with this song."

"I can do it too. Come to Xia Qi and choose someone to sing with you."

Xia Qi was hesitating, when Yin Lang's voice came from the corner: "I'll do it."

Xia Qi looked over in surprise. Yin Lang stood up from the corner and took the microphone: "I'll sing with you."

Now that the boss has spoken, no one will grab it anymore.Lin Weiwei pressed the start button, and the music started.

"In the troubled times, the years that flow like water, you are by my side..."

This is a slow song, Yin Lang's voice is as deep and elegant as a cello, unexpectedly it suits this song very well.When his bass sounded on the piano, there were trembling notes in Xia Qi's heart.

Is this the first time your heart beats faster?Xia Qi couldn't remember clearly.

Yin Lang didn't even need to read the subtitles. When he sang the chorus "You are my country, the flame in my heart", he turned his head and looked in Xia Qi's direction. It was taken back like an electric shock.

His heartbeat was about to burst through his chest, the truth seemed to be in front of him, but he was willing not to touch it, instead he stuck his head in the sand like an ostrich, as if he knew nothing about the status quo.

why?He doesn't know either.

The song finally ended, Xia Qi blushed, but luckily the light in the private room was weak, no one noticed anything unusual.

"Wow, the boss is amazing, I didn't expect the boss to sing so well!" Several people ran over to toast Mr. Yin, and Xia Qi quietly hid in a corner to cool down.

At this time Lu Jinjian leaned over: "Yin Lang, I want to sing with you too."

Yin Lang refused: "No need, I'm tired."

She was persistent and pestered Yin Lang: "No, just one song, okay? That Lin Weiwei? You can order "I'm going to marry you today" for me."

Lin Weiwei was about to have a seizure when Xia Qi held her back.

The atmosphere in the private room is a bit delicate.

The singing stopped for a while, and the dice players stopped playing. The dozen or so people present all looked at Lu Jinjian acting like a baby.

Yin Lang was a little displeased: "I said I don't want to sing."

Lu Jinjian was humiliated in public, and couldn't hold back his face: "Why do you sing with others and not with me? What do you mean by you?"

"It's not that I don't want to sing with you, it's..." Yin Lang looked at Xia Qi, and the two sat in the far corners of the room, looking at each other from a distance.

"What is it?" Lu Jinjian followed Yin Lang's line of sight to look over there, Xia Qi quickly withdrew his gaze, avoiding the battlefield.

"I don't want to sing with you." Yin Lang withdrew his gaze, lowered his eyes, and said indifferently.

Lu Jinjian was slapped in the face by Yin Lang, she made a fuss and ran away in a rage.

The atmosphere in the private room was awkward, Assistant Meng quickly turned on the music and lights, and shouted: "Comrades, get up!"

The atmosphere returned to its peak.

After a few rounds of games, more than half of the wine was consumed, and the night had just begun. A few happy people proposed to play the king game: "Whoever draws a certain number can order others to do anything."

First round draw.

Lin Weiwei won the prize, and she said, "The person who gets number 2 will go to the private room next door, and have a toast with a stranger of the opposite sex."

The man on the opposite side who was playing with the sieve before stood up shyly and shyly for a long time before going, and came back after a while, with a mournful face: "Every girl next door is taller than me."

second round.

The little girl won: "The person who draws number 4, please speak out the color of the underwear you are wearing."

Assistant Meng blushed and raised her hand: "Big red."

Everyone laughed, and his face turned pale: "Why, you can't do it in your natal year."

Third round.

Xia Qi was drawn, and he thought for a while: "The person who draws No. 5 finds someone to carry it on his back, walk around the corridor outside, and play Zhu Bajie to carry his wife on his back."

Yin Lang stood up.

Everyone was booing, he took a look and said to Xia Qi, "It's just you."

Xia Qi opened his mouth wide, he didn't expect to throw a stone at his foot.

Yin Lang was wearing a suit and hadn't changed at home yet, so he half squatted down with Xia Qi on his back, showing his back: "Come up."

Xia Qi hesitated for a long time: "How about I change it, the corridor outside is too long..."

The people next to him were laughing and booing, Yin Lang half squatted and did not move: "Why are there so many nonsense, you proposed it yourself, come up."

Xia Qi lay down on the ground with restraint, and as soon as he got up, Yin Lang picked him up from the ground, grabbed the back of Xia Qi's knees with both hands, and the heat of his palms burned through his pants.

Colleagues very actively turned to the music of "Zhu Bajie Carrying His Wife", and the little girl contributed her mobile phone very actively: "My mobile phone is very good at playing music, and the key point is that it is loud when it is air-conditioned."

The mobile phone was hung around Yin Lang's neck. When the little girl pressed the button, a suona festive voice came out: "Didididi~Dididi~Didididididididi..."

The people who laughed in the audience turned their backs.

"Wait a minute, let me turn the volume to the maximum." The little girl didn't think it was enough, and set the volume and single song cycle mode on the phone, "Okay, Mr. Yin, let's go!"

Yin Lang was helpless, and said to the little girl: "I'll ask HR to raise your salary and buy you an apple later. The voice is too good."

Everyone behind laughed and applauded Yin Lang Xia Qi.

Xia Qi regretted it.

If someone came out of the room now, they would see a man running fast in the corridor with another man on his back. He also brought his own BGM with a corridor echo, dripping and dripping.

Xia Qi wanted to laugh when he heard the music, but he didn't dare, holding back.

"Daughter-in-law," Yin Lang's voice came over the music, "you'd better cover your face."

Xia Qi is keeping her back straight now, trying to reduce the physical contact between the two of them as much as possible, as if this can relieve Yin Lang's burden.

His brain stopped spinning, and he asked blankly, "What's wrong?"

Yin Lang said: "First, you are an artist, it's not good for people to see you like this."

After he finished speaking, he felt soft breathing from the crest of his neck, a little itchy, presumably Xia Qi buried his face in his neck.

"Second," Yin Lang ran with a heavy load, panting a bit, "You are my wife, there is no reason for a new wife to be seen by others."

Only then did Xia Qi realize that his heart was beating faster than a long-distance run of 800 meters, beating wildly in his chest, but he pretended to be normal: "Damn, take advantage of me? Let me go." Come down, I'll carry you on my back."

Yin Lang refused, and laughed again, and the chest vibration when laughing spread to his chest: "Can you move your back?"

Xia Qi said stiffly, "What's the matter..." At this moment, the door next to him opened suddenly, and he quickly hid his face in the hollow of Yin Lang's neck.

The man who came out of the door next to him was stunned for a moment, and then blurted out after seeing it clearly: "I rely on Zhu Bajie to carry his wife hahahahahaha! Are you Zhu Bajie hahahahaha!!!"

Yin Lang was not annoyed when he was laughed at, he gestured towards the other party, and quickly passed by.

Just as Xia Qi was about to raise his head and continue talking, Yin Lang reminded him: "There is a toilet in front, there are many people in the toilet, so lower your head."

Xia Qi quickly shrank back.

When the toilet arrives, people hear their voices before they see them. They only listen to the festive music of "DiDiDiDi~DiDiDi~" from far to near. Say hello: "Excuse me, let me go, let me go."

Only then did the people react, loud laughter erupted behind them, Xia Qi's exposed ears turned red with embarrassment.

Fortunately, after passing the toilet, there were fewer people in the corridor again. Yin Lang's voice was panting, and came from the front: "Daughter-in-law, you have to take responsibility for me."

"Who is your wife?" Xia Qi didn't dare to look up, her heart beating like a drum.

"You are my daughter-in-law." Yin Lang didn't know whether it was because of drunkenness or because of the game, he spoke recklessly, "You have to be responsible for me."

Xia Qi was silent for a long time, and asked, "What's the responsibility?"

Yin Lang said: "At any rate, I am also the son of a well-known domestic real estate developer and the president of Jialang, but someone saw me playing the game of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife. What do you think, huh?"

Xia Qi was entangled, so she asked next, "What do you think?"

The author has something to say: the relationship is not determined so quickly.