Dasheng is bald every day in Liaozhai

The little gangster Zhu Juren rubbed his legs and waist, rubbed the places that should be rubbed, and also rubbed the places that should not be rubbed

Then Xiao Hei carried Zhu Juren back

"yooooooo~" The people in the Huabi Hot Pot Restaurant made strange noises when they saw Xiao Hei holding Zhu Juren back, with meaningful smiles on their faces

I don't know why, but some people's smiles are particularly wretched

"What are you laughing at!" Zhu Juren's face was a little hot, obviously he didn't have any strange thoughts, but he immediately felt very embarrassed when other people teased him like this

"Xiao Hei, you have grown up." Grandma patted Xiao Hei on the shoulder solemnly, and then glanced at Zhu Juren who was blushing.

Zhu Juren usually wears white clothes, Xiao Hei has always been black... one black and one white, it matches well

"Yeah." Xiao Hei nodded, his voice a little shy

"It's fine, it's fine." Tao Zi stood up from the ground, put down the chopsticks, they just ate hot pot together, the hot pot was very spicy, and his mouth was swollen from the heat

He felt that Grandpa and Green Snake Spirit had separated, and they hadn't blended together for almost half an hour... After half an hour, both sides calmed down, and probably wouldn't have another shot

"Wait, didn't you leave some for me?" Zhu Juren had already come down from Xiao Hei's arms, and he saw that there was only pepper left in the hot pot floating in the bright red soup

"You're going to run away..."

"You guys are so inhumane!" Zhu Juren felt that his heart was hurt, and his heart ached.

……

In the cave, the Green Snake Essence was hugging a yellow-haired child and teased him curiously. The expression on his face was full of surprise, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"This thing is really fun." The Green Snake Essence teased the infant child with one finger

"This is not a thing, this is your son..." Grandpa said helplessly

The child was a little angry when he was teased by the green snake spirit's fingers. No matter how hard he grabbed it, he couldn't catch it. It was very annoying, and his little face turned red

Keeping his eyes on the finger of the green snake spirit, he seized the finger of the green snake spirit and stuffed it into his mouth when he saw the right moment, and finally took a bite

"...This kid has a good mouth." Green Snake said in a daze, looking at the blood on his finger

Back then when he just broke his shell, he didn't have much strength in his body. I didn't expect that this kid could bite his fingers just after breaking his shell. What a formidable young man!

"Hmph!" The child who was staying in the green snake spirit's arms kicked the green snake spirit and fell to the ground, crawled to the side of the pile of gourd-shaped eggs, circled the eggs, smashed it, smashed it Fell asleep

"Have personality! I like it!" Green Snake Spirit is almost a brainless brat now

"I seem to have discovered a secret... You see, when we were playing, the eggs hatched by themselves, and our spiritual power was not drawn as fast. Can we think that as long as we do a few more rounds, the eggs will hatch faster?" The Green Snake Essence spoke thoughtfully, but upon hearing it vaguely, it seemed that there was some truth in it

"What kind of logic are you talking about! The baby just born is a yellow baby, right? That's because we are doing very pornographic/violent things, and we want to hatch the next baby, and the next baby will be a green baby. What do you think I should do?" Grandpa thinks that the thinking of the green snake spirit is really scary sometimes, how did he think of it!

Green snake spirit, green snake spirit, he is silent

"Hey, someone is here." As Tao Zi and the others approached, the Green Snake Spirit finally sensed that someone was there, and it was a diversion from this strange topic. He always felt that something strange would happen if he continued.

"There are a lot of them. Two very powerful ones brought a bunch of monsters here... to find fault? They even kidnapped my two children. They are definitely here to find fault!" The green snake spirit picked it up and placed it beside the stone bed. The sword went out aggressively

Since seeing Huang Wa's birth with his own eyes, he now has something called "responsibility" appearing in his heart

He intends to reason first before being a hooligan. If there is really no other way, then he can only be a hooligan directly.

……

Then, the green snake spirit was rubbed on the ground by Sun Wukong

"Look! Master! Although there is an extra me on the golden cudgel, it still won't affect the duck when you fight people." The subduing magic pestle condensed into a solid body, and said excitedly

The person of Jiang Mochu is a beautiful and cute little Zhengtai, now he is looking at Sun Wukong with sparkling eyes and begging for praise... a normal person would praise him when he saw it

"How could it be unaffected? If I hadn't subconsciously withdrawn some strength just now, I would have killed this snake demon." Monkey King tilted his head, trying not to look at the subduing magic pestle.

He has used the golden cudgel for hundreds of years, and he has long been used to the weight of the golden cudgel. strangled in the cradle

But I don’t want to praise the subduing magic pestle so easily. Monkey King feels heartache when he thinks that such a cute subduing magic pestle has attacked his own golden cudgel. I felt cold for a while, and felt like he was going to be attacked

"Hey!" The human form of Jiangmochu dissipated, and he probably went to the Golden Cudgel for comfort.

Sun Wukong "..."

Why do I suddenly feel a huge sense of guilt in my heart?

"Do you treat me like air..." The green snake spirit who was pressed to the ground by the golden cudgel struggled to speak. It is really uncomfortable to leave him alone and start chatting on his own ah!

"Okay, do you want to come and cultivate a fairy?" Taozi removed the golden cudgel that Sun Wukong was pressing on the green snake spirit to prevent the green snake spirit from escaping, and took out a tattered book from her arms and placed it in the The green snake spirit flickered

"Do you want to cultivate immortality? Do you want to get rid of the identity of a fairy? I see that you are covered with golden light, and a golden light shoots from your forehead straight into the sky. You are a good seedling!" in front of

"Who would want to cultivate immortals! Isn't it good to be a fairy? You are free, why do you have to go to the Heavenly Court to accept those rules? And I heard that the Emperor of Heaven not long ago issued a new rule of heaven 'no dating' I even We already have children, so we have to break up after we become immortals!" The Green Snake Essence will not go to cultivate immortals

Now it is almost spread in the demon world, the Emperor of Heaven has issued a new rule of heaven "no dating", many demon cultivators have given up cultivating immortals

Tao Zi: "..."

So is it the fault of the idiot Emperor? !

Tao Zi stood up and walked around the green snake spirit for a few times, then squatted down again, and took a pink book from her arms, which was "Double Cultivation Techniques"

Tao Zi opened up the double cultivation method so that the green snake spirit could see

I saw the sound of dual cultivation skills, white light emitted from the pages of the book, and a projection emerged from the book

Is it two people, they are doing something indescribable, or a color picture

After three seconds, the person in the picture actually started to move, and made a blushing and heartbeating sound... This is not only a color picture, but also a picture with sound!

"So, now I'm going to randomly pick a cutie to give away this book of double cultivation exercises. Who is this cutie?"

Tao Zi closes the double cultivation method, and the picture with sound disappears in an instant