Dasheng is bald every day in Liaozhai

Grandpa is really tired. After hatching two gourds, his spiritual power was almost drained, and he had several rounds with the green snake spirit

He thinks he's going to suffer from kidney failure

"I'm not playing anymore..." Grandpa said weakly, while pushing the body of the green snake spirit with his hands, trying to push the green snake spirit down

Although it is tight, warm and soft, but grandpa really can't get up

"I'm going to suffer from kidney deficiency!" Seeing that he couldn't push the green snake spirit, grandpa roared, trying to wake the green snake spirit up

"You scumbag, you are ruthless, you beast, run away after eating, and run away when you pull up your pants..." The green snake spirit kept moving, muttering words, and a pair of yellow eyes stared at grandpa

"Your head is full of yellow waste, no wonder your eyes are yellow." Seeing the green snake spirit kept going, grandpa gave up struggling and started chatting instead to divert his attention

"Huh... I don't know who took me to read the study materials back then." The green snake spirit paused, and some tears overflowed uncontrollably from his yellow eyes

Because the movement is a bit big, and he has been moving, a little panting

The green snake spirit's hair fell on grandpa's face, it was very itchy

"Tsk..." Grandpa remembered, when he was attacking the green snake spirit, he often took the green snake spirit to watch porn

Bringing the original naive, honest and ignorant monster into an old driver

That was actually the TV that he turned on because he was afraid of being bored, but it was used by his grandfather as a sex education player for the green snake spirit

"Hey, do you have any films in your hand? I have hibernated for so long and I can't believe there are no new tricks?" The green snake spirit approached Grandpa and poked him in the face

It's obviously a very childish move, but under the current situation and atmosphere, there is an inexplicable ambiguity

"there is none left"

The system is gone, and the TV attached to the system has long since disappeared

"Is it gone... Forget it, it's good to review the previous things."

"Ka... Kaka" There was a small cracking sound in the originally silent cave

Grandpa turned his head and saw that there were slight cracks on the yellow gourd, and it was about to break out of the shell.

"Wait, egg, look at our egg!" Grandpa patted the green snake spirit's arm

"Ah? Egg... let me see." The green snake spirit buried her head in her eyes for a while and felt that there was nothing new about it. After all, she watched it every day.

"...I mean the egg that fell on the ground!" Grandpa covered his face helplessly,

He really can't deal with such a naive and violent person.

……

Taozi felt that they were not far from the cave of the Green Snake Spirit, he felt that the breath of the Green Snake Spirit and his grandpa were intertwined, there was me in you, the kind of you in me, it was like water □□□

"Wait, wait, let's stop for a while, we'll go in later" Tao Zi immediately called to stop

Although he has very little experience of this kind of thing, he still understands what he should understand.

"Huh? Why, I think we're almost there," Zhu Juren asked in confusion

He saw a path that was clearly developed by man

Why stop?

very strange this

"...The reason is very simple, why don't we stop and have a picnic, and we will go in when the time is up." Zhu Juren couldn't feel what the two people in the cave were doing, and Tao Zi didn't bother to explain, it was really embarrassing explain

When this kind of thing is said in broad daylight and in broad daylight, I always feel that something bad will happen!

"Yes, yes, I feel a little thirsty," echoed my grandma

She doesn't want to rush in, rushing in now is like sweeping/pornography...

"Oh, my legs are a little sore"

"How about a hot pot picnic?"

"Come on, sisters, let's review how to play mahjong"

"Let's guess who is on top, Taozi or Monkey King"

"Everyone sit on the floor, don't be particular about it"

The fairies also sat on the spot one by one, some took out hot pot equipment to cook hot pot, some took out mahjong to play cards together, and some changed back to their original forms to check the fertility of the land here

Only Zhu Juren stood in the middle in a daze, looking out of place

"What are you doing?!" Seeing that everyone was about to rest, Zhu Juren couldn't help asking

"Why did you give up halfway... A celebrity once said that today is cruel, tomorrow will be cruel, and the day after tomorrow will be beautiful. Many people died in the night of tomorrow, and you are now dying in the night of tomorrow! If you hold With such an idea, your hotpot restaurant will be ruined tomorrow!" The more Zhu Juren said, the more excited he became, his face turned red

……

The audience was silent, and after three seconds of silence, everyone went about their business again.

Noisy, but it looks like home

"You, you women with no ambitions! Hmph!" Seeing that everyone ignored him, Zhu Juren even continued with the previous matter

He was very angry, after hearing what he said from the bottom of his heart, at least don't play mahjong, cook hot pot and discuss attacks!

"I can't stand you anymore, I'll go quietly! You are not allowed to come to me!"

Zhu Juren left with a flick of his sleeve, he is very sad now, really

"...Xiao Hei, go and look at Zhu Juren, don't let him do something stupid." Grandma was silent for three seconds at first, and she didn't know what to say for a while

So she took three seconds to reorganize her words

Sometimes, race is really an insurmountable gap. It is impossible for her to explain it to Zhu Juren herself. You must know that she is a girl!

"..." Xiao Hei nodded, and followed Zhu Juren with a chain

Zhu Juren said not to come to him, but in his heart he hoped that those people would come to him

For this reason, he walked a bit slowly, and Xiao Hei caught up with him in two or three steps.

"Leave me alone!" Zhu Juren flicked his sleeve angrily again.

"..." Xiao Hei did not speak, but followed Zhu Juren silently.

He's a stone monster, he doesn't know anything

"Why don't you talk?" Zhu Juren walked to a dry and collapsed tree trunk and sat down, beckoning Xiao Hei to come and sit down

Zhu Juren walked for a long time before, and now he walked away in a fit of anger, his feet hurt a little

"...Well" Xiao Hei made a symbolic sound, walked over and sat next to Zhu Juren

Grandma told him to take care of Zhu Juren. He had to observe and take care of Zhu Juren at a close distance, in case something happened that he could not help in time

"What are you picking up?" Without Yingying and Yanyan around, Zhu Juren felt a little bored, so he began to observe Xiao Hei

Xiao Hei, he is very dark, his whole body is like stone, he seems to be very difficult to get along with, but after getting along for a long time, you can find that Xiao Hei is actually a very gentle person, the kind who takes care of you in obscurity

"I'm looking for a beautiful stone." Xiao Hei answered Zhu Juren's words this time

This sound is very low, there is a feeling of self-contained speakers

Listening to this sound is like a ribbon flying out of xfu chocolate and circling around you

Zhu Juren felt his face was a little hot

Xiao Hei is a stone demon, he likes to find beautiful small stones as part of his body

If you can take Xiao Hei apart, there are actually some beautiful stones inside Xiao Hei. Xiao Hei just uses the black stones on the outside to protect the stones inside.

"...Let me help you find it." Zhu Juren also buried his head and looked for stones on the ground.

When he was at the Huabi Hot Pot Restaurant, Xiao Hei often helped him with work. Now that he ran out by himself, Xiao Hei came out to look for him again. He is very grateful to Xiao Hei

If he left just now but no one chased him out, God knows how embarrassing he would be!

Zhu Juren searched for a long time, and then helped Xiao Hei put the stone into his body

He felt that his anger was gone, and it was time to go back. Now that he went back, he might still be able to eat hot pot in time, and he could also have a game of cards with the girls in the hot pot shop.

But when his feet touched the ground, he felt as if his feet were useless

sore, can't walk

Zhu Juren is a thorough scholar, the kind who is soft and easy to overthrow

Although he has worked in the Huabi hot pot restaurant for a long time, he is still a bit overwhelmed by the long-distance walking like today

Seeing this, Xiao Hei walked over automatically, and put his hands on Zhu Juren's shoulders.

"Let me rub it for you"