What kind of experience is it for Shanghainese to drift north?

...it's over....

There was a thump in my heart, I froze in place, I forgot that I had added Fu Pingqiu's V letter before pretending to be B, and now the photo in Moments that I forgot to delete was seen by the landlord.

I turned around immediately and saw the man holding his chin and looking at me with a playful expression.As if waiting for me how to explain this problem of doves occupying magpies' nests.

Before I could answer, he continued to say mercilessly: "I remember last week you wrote that you hired a nanny on X Huan? Why didn't I know?"

"Actually, I didn't...just," my words became awkward, and my tongue was awkward. This was the first time I was so honest in front of others, as if I had been stripped naked. "I'm sorry, I used your family to pretend that I was rich...I'll delete it right away. Including those experiences on X, I made up some of them... Cough."

It's also very tiring to be exposed by him all the time, so I just had a showdown.Unexpectedly, Fu Pingqiu just chuckled lightly, as if he already knew it.

"I have studied similar psychology, like you. By distorting the facts to exalt oneself, gaining attention, and eager to gain self-satisfaction from the praise and admiration of others, part of the reason comes from my own inferiority complex, fear of myself As long as you are a little behind, you will be looked down upon... Only try to shape yourself to be perfect. In fact, there is no need for this, because everyone will have shortcomings, and there will be places where they are not as good as others... But everyone will also have their own shining Isn't it the place?"

He stopped talking and took a deep look at me, "I think you are very good, there is no need to pretend at all. And I don't mind your shortcomings."

"Don't say that...as if you like me." I muttered in a low voice.

"Haha..." He smiled generously, "Yeah, you guessed it right, I have a crush on you, and it feels very comfortable to hug you."

My typing hands stopped, and my breathing stopped.

He immediately explained, "...don't get me wrong." I breathed a sigh of relief and took a sip from the coffee cup on the table.

"I mean fuck 'you."

"Pfft—" the coffee in his mouth spewed out without stopping.

Looking up at him, he actually looked calm and calm, and said that in a tone that wanted to ask me if the coffee was hot... Fu Pingqiu is a devil, right? ? !

I said, "Brother Fu... I was wrong about this matter, but can I make a suggestion to you?"

He seemed a little surprised, raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "You say."

"That's...that, why not find a regular boyfriend? I've heard a lot of rumors that the domestic gay scene is too chaotic."

Hearing what I said, his eyes dimmed, and he held a slightly bitter smile, "How do you know I haven't looked for it? Because...it's too hard to find."

"I don't believe it," I knocked my phone on the table subconsciously, "I know that the gay circle is small, but you are 1! Is it difficult for me to find you with such good conditions? Even I... I mean , I have more than 80 conditions to find a partner."

I have carefully listed the more than 80 conditions... Even I have found Yu Ruoxuan who suits me.I was worried about not wanting to irritate him, so I didn't say it straight away.

"...You don't know, my requirements are higher than yours." Fu Pingqiu smiled wryly.

"No way, what request do you have?" I was speechless thinking that he wouldn't ask for the richest man in the industry or something...

"It's pleasing to the eye," he said.

"And then?" I waited for his next line.

"No more," he said.

"Ah?" I was stunned, and wanted to laugh a little, "Just one...you have to be pleasing to the eye. Does such a person exist?"

"Existence," Fu Pingqiu turned his face, his scorching eyes seemed to pin me down, "you."

One word easily blocked all my mean words.

He refused to give me a breather, and said by name: Zhang Kedou, I want to know, how much can I meet your requirements?

His sudden confession was like a bomb, shaking my heart pounding.I don't feel very good, the hard disk in my brain is hot, and the server has declared a strike.If Fu Pingqiu was a girl... I swallowed and thought, I might agree without hesitation.

I can't ignore this extremely crucial one.

"Uh..." I didn't dare to look him in the eyes, I lowered my head and said apologetically, "I... already have a girlfriend, I'm sorry."

"Oh, it's okay." Fortunately, his voice didn't sound too depressed, with a sense of relief, "Congratulations to you too."

I glanced at him quietly, "Then you..."

"I'm fine," he said with a smile, with an expression I couldn't figure out, "You don't have to take it to heart, of course we'll still be friends in the future."

On the night when I was confessed by Fu Pingqiu, I didn't know what kind of mentality I had when I fell asleep. My body kept sending out excitement commands of unknown origin, and I didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night.In the end, I had to force myself to read the c++ formula silently to fall asleep.

Before I knew it, it had been nearly a month since I confirmed my relationship with Yu Ruoxuan last time.During this month, I tried my best to maintain my status as a good boyfriend, and I sent v letters to her almost every day.In addition to the ordinary greetings, there is one thing that makes me very tired. Yu Ruoxuan seems to really regard me as a master who understands everything. She not only wants to chat with me about her thesis, but also wants to communicate with me about various Chinese and foreign writers.

I got along very easily in front of Xiao Wang. Xiao Wang is a very simple coding machine, and everything other than a computer is useless... People are also stupid, and it is easy to fool, but Yu Ruoxuan is different, she understands everything, girls Thoughtful and delicate, it is difficult to pretend in front of her.How can I refuse, if I say something wrong or don't understand it, I will reveal my truth, and I can only accompany her every day to flip Goethe Schillerbrüderhaven, which is miserable.

During this period, we went out to meet two or three times, and the place was arranged at the coffee shop or the B library. The main things we did were not to help her with the computer or to help her borrow books. They were all very serious. After dinner, we went home .

On the weekend of this day, Yu Ruoxuan suddenly sent a message saying that her thesis has been successfully handed in, and she is waiting for the defense, and there will be a short period of free time in the future. There is a movie she really wants to see is being released, and she wants to invite me to watch it together.

Going to the movies...is finally a couple activity with a date atmosphere, and you can get rid of those annoying literary people.I cheered up, replied immediately, and booked two weekend movie tickets for her together.

The weekend appointment with Yu Ruoxuan came soon.

At noon that day, I specially changed into a newly bought formal suit and made myself look elegant.The young man in the mirror has a handsome face, tall and long legs, he doesn't look like a programmer at all, but looks like a business elite attending a meeting with a big boss.

After appreciating it with satisfaction, I didn't forget to spray some louixvuitton's spring limited edition perfume for myself.I really like the smell of this perfume. The top note is an elegant and fresh mint scent, and the back note can taste a faint mellow wine fragrance. It makes people feel as if as long as they stand beside this man, they will be attracted by his charm. There is something to attract.

At the entrance of the cinema, I saw a stunning woman.

It can be seen that she has also been well-dressed, and the color of her lipstick is unexpectedly suitable. In the vast crowd of ordinary girls, it is as eye-catching as a little red in a thousand leaves.Such a fairy is my girlfriend, so I can't help feeling a little complacent.

Yu Ruoxuan chose a literary romance film.The story is about the male and female protagonists who have had a crush on each other since middle school. After the college entrance examination, the boy confessed to the girl: the boy designed a little magic trick, made a balloon with a love letter folded into a paper crane, and purposely sneaked into a balloon seller in the park. Among the hawkers, he brought the girl back later, bought her a bunch of balloons, and told her that inside the balloons were paper cranes with magical blessings written on them.The girl popped the balloon, opened the paper crane, and was surprised to see that it was not a blessing, but her own name.But the girl had already decided to go abroad, and the boy agreed to stay in the country and wait for her. Three years later, the girl returned from studying abroad, only to learn that the boy was getting married... She attended the boy's wedding with a sad heart. The one with the magic paper crane...

Although the plot is a bit clichéd, it is a movie as gentle as a confession balloon, but unfortunately there is no happy ending to match it.When the movie ended, I saw Yu Ruoxuan beside me was crying.

She is a sentimental Pisces girl, and sometimes I am a straight guy, I don't know what to say, so I have to gently wrap my arms around her shoulders.She fell on my shoulder and cried for a while before her mood improved.

I was about to pull her away, but she suddenly raised her head and approached my face... The sudden kiss caught me off guard, so I lowered my head and kissed her submissively.

After being kissed by me, Yu Ruoxuan smiled through tears, as happy as Xiaolu.I led her out of the cinema, she suddenly lowered her head, telling me not to send her back to the dormitory today.

I don't understand: "what's the matter?"

"Tadpoles... shall we go out to live today?" She whispered shyly.