What kind of experience is it for Shanghainese to drift north?

Once when I wandered into his room bored at night, I saw him wearing glasses, holding a small brush and carefully gesticulating against a small wooden bowl.Fu Pingqiu doesn't usually wear glasses. According to him, he only wears them when careful operations are required. He looks more bookish when he wears them. I don't know how many girls he will be fascinated by.

The bowl is about the size of a palm, and its body is black. There is nothing special about the outside. When Fu Pingqiu turned the bowl over, I noticed that there were two swimming fish and a translucent golden Beads are like swimming fish chasing a precious orb.The scales and patterns on the fish body are lifelike. Even a layman like me can see the extraordinary carving work, and I can't help but think that whoever eats with this kind of bowl is really reckless.

Seeing that I was curious, he called me over.When I walked into his room, I saw that he still had half a bowl of vermilion lacquer in his hand, and he was using a paint-stained brush to add color to the koi in the bowl.

While painting, he introduced to me that this bowl is an antique from the Ming Dynasty, and it was a rare item for rich merchants in Jiaxing at that time.Different from other lacquerware, its carved lacquer is inside the bowl.The painting is made of high-quality transparent lacquer, and the bowl is engraved with "double fish playing with beads". The ancients used the technique of "hundred treasure inlay" to inlay glass beads in the bowl, and the brilliance was revealed under the infiltration of wine. , is extremely beautiful, and has the meaning of attracting wealth and gathering treasures.Therefore, this bowl was used to hold wine rather than to eat in ancient times.

I nodded with half understanding, and saw his last strokes filling in the scales of the fish, and the fish seemed to be alive in an instant.He suddenly took my hand and said that there was only one bowl left without complementary colors, and asked me if I wanted to try it.

When I heard it, my head shook like a glass fiber reinforced plastic, and I backed up again and again, saying no, no, no, this is a cultural relic that must not be destroyed by me.

Fu Pingqiu laughed and insisted on stuffing the paintbrush into my hand. "It's all right, it's just the bottom of a bowl. You know how to color it? Besides, the bottom of the bowl won't be seen by others when it's exhibited. And if you think about it, your few strokes can be passed down to several generations with this bowl." After the person, don't you feel moved?"

The end of the sentence is very tempting... But even though he said that cultural relics are cultural relics, I still don't think so, and my face showed embarrassment: "You are not afraid that I will ruin it...I mean if my hand shakes , What should I do if I apply it to a place that should not be applied?"

"Hahaha..." Fu Pingqiu laughed so hard that tears were about to come out. I felt a little strange from it, and just about to ask him what he was laughing at, he said, "Actually, it's not true..."

"what?"

"Tadpole, you are so cute. You didn't even think about it, how could a real cultural relic be taken home casually by someone. This is just a handicraft imitation for my practice." He laughed.

"...Damn it!" I yelled extremely unwillingly, "If you didn't tell me earlier, bring it to me to draw", I snatched the bowl from his hand and started to spoil it rudely.

(Am I really low in EQ? Even I wouldn’t admit it. It took a month before I discovered Fu Pingqiu’s secret...he told me on his own initiative.)

I was sweating happily on the court that day.

The score was 1:1 in the first half. In the second half, we exchanged control of the field with the opponent continuously. Entering the final stage, the atmosphere was extremely stalemate. Just one goal difference can determine the final outcome.

When the ball was passed to me again, it was already quite close to the opponent's goal. I hooked the ball and rushed towards the opposite side quickly, grabbed a gap in the opponent's space, and successfully dribbled the ball around the defender. The goal was very close, and a Nice opportunity.In the blink of an eye, I shot the goal suddenly! - The ball went in!

"Yes! Awesome!" I yelled, and I was too excited to kick the swivel chair I was sitting on far away.

A man's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "I really don't understand you programmers. You would rather stay at home and play football on the computer than go to the playground yourself."

Looking back, I saw that Fu Pingqiu was standing at the door of my room, looking at me with folded arms and half a smile.

"Don't tell me, you can still hit 11 in college." I raised my eyebrows and looked back.

"I really played a team 1:0." He said indifferently, and now I think it is possible for this man to say anything.I didn't want him to say suddenly: "I'm going out tonight, I won't come back to live, you can cook or order takeaway."

... This is the first time that Fu Pingqiu is not living at home.

His life before was quite regular, he would go home from get off work on time every day to cook, just like a good family man.Such a man has never had a girlfriend... I wouldn't believe it if I didn't know his life.I glanced at him maliciously, and it's not a business trip, so it's conceivable what I'm going to do if I don't go home all of a sudden.

"Brother Fu has a girlfriend?"

"No," he shook his head and said, "go on a date."

"..." I stared at him, why can he say it so frankly with that abstinent look... It's a foul.It's a bug.

"What? As a normal man, of course I have needs. So I'm here to let you know." He lightly tossed his phone, smiled at me with his heroic face, and was about to turn around and leave.

No, it shouldn't be like this.

In my imagination, shouldn't Fu Pingqiu's normal life be that he had a crush on a lady of the same major during college, and then got drunk and accidentally confessed his love at the graduation ceremony before finally connecting with her and working together? Get married and have children as soon as you are stable, buy a small and warm new house in Haidian District, and grow old together forever...

But that's not him.This is not the case.I thought to myself how could this man's private life be so slutty, just like when I first saw his computer screen.

"Wait for me." After the words blurted out, I didn't know what I wanted to do.

Fu Pingqiu stopped and turned to look at me.

"Haha, it's nothing, it's just... why did you suddenly choose today? It's so late, and you have to go to work tomorrow morning, isn't it okay?" I laughed dryly.After I finished speaking, I felt that I was a bit too much, too personal, and my relationship with him has not yet reached that level.

"Ah, because I was teased by a fool on the Internet, I don't feel good if I don't fuck someone. Thank you for your concern, I have good physical strength." Fu Pingqiu said calmly.But the tone is getting more and more...even giving me the illusion that another person is speaking.

How can I say that they also went out to do errands specially to take care of me, I am somewhat embarrassed.I hesitated and said that I really don't mind if you bring someone back.

Fu Pingqiu stared at me, his expression suddenly became complicated and difficult to interpret, like a deep spring.

You'll mind, I heard him say firmly.Because it is a man.

…At first, I thought I would turn pale with shock, or turn my face in disgust, but when I learned of this fact, I didn’t have such a big shock as I imagined… Could it be that my subconscious felt this way about him?

"I'm not sick. Sorry, I didn't tell you when I signed the contract..." He said guiltily, "I'm afraid..."

"...it's okay, I won't discriminate against you. I don't discriminate against gays." I said as calmly as possible.

I have said before about my feeling about being gay, I really do not discriminate against gays, and I am not a foreigner. (No, I'm not discriminating against outsiders either.)

Later Fu Pingqiu just left.I don't know where he went to date the man.

Because I was bullied by idiots on the Internet, I don't feel good if I don't fuck someone.Chewing his words that I misunderstood, it turned out that it was a man who fucked.Fu Pingqiu's good image in the past was greatly reduced in my heart after this night. Not only was his private life chaotic, but he was also a homosexual.I really can't imagine what Fu Pingqiu will look like when he fucks another man... Heh, no matter what, the person who gets fucked by him is lucky, because he is too good in other aspects.

Only then did I realize that I am also a man, and living with a gay...isn't that a big deal.I'm not a pure gentleman, I don't go out for sex, I just think the ladies outside are too dirty.If you don't like it, you don't want to touch it at all.

I was so disturbed by this incident that I didn't have the mood to continue playing games.I haven't vented for a long time, so I simply turned on the AV in the computer, took off my underwear to my ankles, and shot a pistol by myself.

The appearance of the women in the AV does not satisfy me, the forehead is too wide, the eyes are too small, and the sound of calling the bed is not pleasant enough.It's ridiculous that such a woman is the dream girl in the mouth of the former roommate... I think if this film was made by that Japanese actress, it might be much better. (But that Japanese actress won't make these.) The man in the film who is moving wildly on the woman's body is even uglier. I don't even want to look at him more, for fear that I will wither halfway.

Fu Pingqiu would watch it too...GV.What kind of man would make him orgasm?Little fresh meat?

With a low snort, I ejaculated, and my penis softened.It was that sense of emptiness again... I opened the cigarette case with my hands still stained with semen, took out a cigarette and lit it, and lay on the seat with my head up, lost in thought.