Bai Xuming has been suffering from insomnia during this time, because the abdominal cramps are always frequent at night, and every time he has pain, he wakes up profusely in sweat.But this night he ushered in the long-lost peace, no abdominal pain, no nightmares, only...
Wait, what is this?
In his half-dream, half-awake, he suddenly realized that something was entangled with him.
Hot, powerful, oppressive.
He opened his eyes suddenly, and all he could see was a pair of strangely smiling eyes.
"Fuck!"
He screamed and sat up.
It turned out that there was another person lying on his narrow single bed, and this person was struggling to stick to the edge of the bed like a standing poker card.And the things that entangled him just now were the hands and feet of this person.
When Bai Xuming was still terrified, he subconsciously kicked him out of the bed at lightning speed.
"ah!"
The man screamed and fell to the ground.
Bai Xuming was panting excitedly. When he looked away from this person, he realized that the whole room was covered by a layer of dark blue flowing fluorescent substance, which was seamless, even on the floor, and the whole room was flowing. Dim light like an aquarium.He couldn't help wondering if he was dreaming, this scene was too surreal.
The people on the ground quickly got up again after a muffled sound.It was dark at night, Bai Xuming sat on the bed and could only see the outline of the guy in his eyes - because of this, his muscles became more and more tense because he couldn't see anything clearly, and he was ready to do anything at any time, but the guy didn't do anything aggressive , just clinging to the edge of the bed obediently.
Bai Xuming's heart was full of vigilance, and the two looked at each other for a while, the more Bai Xuming looked at it, the colder his vest became, thinking, this might be a female ghost.
White dress, long black hair.
Isn't that the image of female ghosts in movies?
The female ghost tilted her head, revealing a mouthful of white teeth that could reflect the light, and she seemed to be smiling.
Bai Xuming was nervous. Seeing that she was still smiling and not serious at all, he felt even more uneasy.
He scolded: "Laughing fart! You are a fucking human or a ghost!"
The man seemed to raise his head, and when he spoke, his voice was clear and ethereal, and his tone was not hurried or slow.He explained: "I am neither a human nor a ghost, I am the Dragon Lord."
Deaf Army?Pyorrhea?
What the hell? His explanation sounded like nonsense to Bai Xuming, and he thought he was changing the subject.
Bai Xuming frowned, the small piece of quilt he was clutching in his hand was soaked with sweat, his heart was pounding, as if the blood flow was accelerating.
"What do you want?" There was an inaudible tension in his voice.
The other party seemed to move, and there was a rustling sound as the cloth rubbed against the bed sheet.
Bai Xuming gritted his teeth, wary of his attack.
"...I'm here to look for you." Long Jun lowered his head and said something that female ghosts are used to saying. After finishing speaking, he seemed to be secretly pleased, and then lowered his voice and pretended to be serious. Said: "Baby can't live without father."
Bai Xuming's expression changed from stunned to full of doubts, and finally fixed on the angry crown.
His first reaction was that this is a man?The second reaction is that this person definitely has something to do with that quack doctor during the day.He kicked Long Jun back to the ground, quickly jumped out of the bed and sat across his chest, pinning him down with his knees, locking his throat with his hands like pliers.
He shouted: "Tell me honestly, what is your relationship with that doctor! How did you get in here!"
This force can cause great oppression to ordinary adult men, but it can't hurt the skin at all to Long Jun.He didn't blush or pant, and looked straight at Bai Xuming's angry face.As a Dragon Lord, he has excellent night vision and can see things at night without hindrance.At this moment, Bai Xuming's astonishingly handsome face was less than a foot away from him, which made his skin feel hot.
The bushy eyebrows, the deep-set eye sockets, the straight bridge of the nose, the tight skin, the sharp eyes, the sexy lips.
Long Jun was distracted, and suddenly lost his strength, and his aura fluctuated wildly.
The abdomen suddenly throbbed like an electric shock, and Bai Xuming fell to the ground in convulsions before he could scream.
Long Jun was startled, and quickly hugged him and put him on the bed.
"God... are you okay?" Seeing him curled up in pain, Long Jun was flustered.He pressed his forehead against Bai Xuming's, and the faint light flowed on the contacted skin.
After a while, Bai Xuming stabilized visibly with the naked eye.He gasped loudly, terrified.In just a few seconds, he felt the severe pain of the muscles and organs all over his body being pulled towards his abdomen from all directions. His whole body was almost torn apart, and the blood plasma burst was almost a matter of the next second.
He stared at Long Jun angrily, and cursed through gritted teeth, "What the hell are you doing!" Beads of sweat slipped from his forehead to his collar one by one. Cover up.
Long Jun felt ashamed, now he looked at him as if he was looking at a kitten that had just been wronged and was blowing fur, and quickly comforted him: "It's my fault. I just... had distracting thoughts in my heart, I didn't control my 'qi' well, scared Here comes the baby."
Bai Xuming couldn't understand what he was talking about at all. He was in pain just now, and now his temper became more and more irritable.
"Speak in human terms! What a baby, what annoyance, you don't talk about these things!"
"It's not there or not." Long Jun was afraid that he might misunderstand, and hurriedly explained: "Look."
He put his hand on Bai Xuming's abdomen, a warm feeling brewed in his palm, and the latter watched his belly glow with golden light.
It blinded him in the dark.
Bai Xuming was terrified when he saw it, and couldn't believe that the light came from him.
What is this him?new magic?
Seeing the light flickering and dimming, Mr. Long showed a sweet look on his face. He said softly, "Look, this is Xiaolong's breathing. It is very steady, which means he is a healthy baby."
He changed his gesture again, from the palm to two fingers, and drew a pattern on Bai Xuming's abdomen. In just a second, Bai Xuming clearly felt that all five senses of his were blocked, and all his perceptions were closed. It turned into little bubbles that enveloped the glowing oval in the abdomen.
He could feel that this thing was breathing, absorbing nutrients, and splitting and developing.His eyes were clearly open, but he could only see the light in the darkness.
This is real.
Real life grows within me.
This knowledge made his legs weak and his heart weak.He didn't have the slightest joy of being a "mother" for the first time, only a sense of fear of being parasitized.
"What is this? Why is it in my body?"
Lord Long touched his head and said softly: "This is our little dragon. My red soul is only matched with you in the whole continent, so you gave birth to our child, and you are my partner. "
Bai Xuming shook his head tremblingly.
"No, this won't work. Get it out, I don't care who you are, I don't want this thing in my body."
An unprecedented fear enveloped him, whether it was the dark room or the eerie blue fluorescent lights, all aggravated his inner turmoil.The intermittent abdominal pain in the past few nights and the heart-piercing cramps just now have warned him that this thing residing in his body is very dangerous.
He didn't want to believe the fantasy statement of the person in front of him, but the feeling just now was too real.Without a womb, he could feel the pulse of life in his body, which made his mind go blank, and the resistance and nausea in his heart overwhelmed all emotions.
He is just an ordinary man, and he absolutely cannot accept that he is pregnant, and even has a big belly one day.
"No. If you take the little dragon out forcibly, you will die." Lord Long said embarrassingly, "The little dragon hasn't fully developed yet, so forcibly stripping it from the mother's body will suck you into a mummy."
Bai Xuming stared at him blankly, his mind full of 'sucked into a mummy'.
He couldn't believe the words.
How is this possible?He pressed his stomach unconsciously, and there was nothing unusual to the touch.Is it a dream?His eyes trembled violently, and his eyelashes fluttered like the wings of a dying butterfly.Please, it must be a dream, he prayed desperately, pinched himself, closed his eyes tightly, hoping that everything would return to calm.However, when he opened his eyes again, the dream did not disappear, and the person in the robe was still there.
"Ha," Bai Xuming choked with a stiff face, his limbs were numb, and his heart was cold.
"What are you? Do you say that I will die if I die? Scaring people without him."
Long Jun didn't understand his stubbornness, he just felt that things were so obvious that there was no room for doubt.But he felt Bai Xuming's aura explode like ice needles, he was puzzled but worried.
So he answered patiently again and again: "I am Dragon Lord, the ninth son of Qinglong, what I said is true, I did not lie to you."
"..." Bai Xuming raised his head and stared at him, his voice was as cold as a bayonet: "Get lost. I don't believe you."
Long Jun frowned and thought about it, and said, "I can prove it to you." After he finished speaking, the fluorescent blue substance on the side of the window suddenly flew around.
At this time, the sky was gray, and everything outside the window was silent, not even the cicadas.
Long Jun, who was wearing a white robe, walked to the window. He looked up at the sky, and the blue sky he saw was as clear as washing.
He stretched out his right hand, pinched the fingers of his sword, and muttered the dragon chant silently.I saw blue icons congealing in the air one by one, forming a ring with a diameter of about one foot and slowly rotating in the air. Lord Long turned his wrist and pointed to the sky, and said in a low voice, "Go." fly into the sky.
One second, two seconds.
Dark clouds gathered suddenly, lightning flashed suddenly, and roar followed.
Bai Xuming was taken aback, and immediately grabbed his phone to check the weather. Today, it's sunny, 22-29 degrees, with strong ultraviolet rays.
At this time, the sound of rain was already hitting the glass, and it became heavier and heavier. In just a few minutes, the wind howled, and the rain hit the windows like hailstones. The old window lattices creaked as if they could not bear the weight. call.
Long Jun stood in front of the window and looked back at him.His skin is like suet jade porcelain, cold and inhuman; but the lines of his facial features seem to be carved out of water, soft and beautiful with classic elegance.He stood there, against the light, like a statue of a god.If there is no expression on the face, you will not be angry and prestige, and if your brows are full of joy, you will be angry and spirited.
Bai Xuming held his breath.
He finally realized that standing in front of him was God.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Bai Xuming, who was immersed in shock, turned his head suddenly, and Lao Chen's voice sounded outside the door: "Little Bai! Wake up! It's raining heavily, have you closed the window? Come out and help collect some clothes." !"
Bai Xuming looked towards the door in panic, and lowered his voice and shouted, "Get invisible!"
"I won't hide."
"Aren't you Dragon King?"
"But Lord Long will not be invisible."
Fuck.Bai Xuming cursed inwardly, and asked Long Jun to hide behind the door, and Long Jun swiftly untied the fluorescent blue barrier.
As soon as the door was opened, Lao Chen shook his hair like a dog drowning in water, and the water splashed Bai Xuming's face.
"Hehe, you deserve it, who told you to open the door so slowly." Before Lao Chen was finished, he suddenly saw a piece of white cloth overflowing the door. He was startled, stepped on his mouth and cursed: "What the hell is that?" Son!"
Long Jun subconsciously pulled.
He was too strong. Old Chen just went to the balcony and his slippers were still wet. Now he slipped and fell to the ground.
Boom!
A loud bang.
Lao Chen wailed on the ground, and a concerned voice came from the opposite room: "Father! Are you okay!" Then there was a rustling sound.
Bai Xuming panicked and shouted quickly: "It's okay! I slipped a bit! Go on sleeping!"
"……Oh."
Hearing Bai Xuming's voice, Mengmeng was relieved, rolled up the quilt and continued to sleep.
Bai Xuming hurriedly dragged Lao Chen back to the room and closed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Lao Chen saw the strangely dressed Long Jun hiding behind the door.
Just as he was about to scream, Bai Xuming covered his mouth, and the flesh on Lao Chen's face trembled like a Shar Pei, looking very funny.
People are amazing, they can calm down immediately when they see people who are more panicked than themselves.
Bai Xuming finally calmed down because of Lao Chen's panic.
"Listen to my explanation."
Old Chen whimpered and shook his head struggling.
With a wave of Long Jun's hand, the fluorescent blue barrier sealed the room again.
"It's okay. I'm under the barrier, and we can't be heard outside." After speaking, he smiled obediently at Bai Xuming.Only then did the latter understand why the two of them had such a fierce fight just now, and Lao Chen didn't respond at all. He thought it was Lao Chen who had fallen asleep like a dead pig.
He let go of his hand, and Old Chen let out a long scream.
After calling out, he swallowed, and asked, "How do you bring a stranger home! We have agreed before, you need to go to a hotel outside! Mengmeng still lives at home!"
Bai Xuming slapped his strong upright index finger away, and said fiercely: "Is he the point? Look at the wall, I can still find a friend who can spell!"
Old Chen rolled his eyes, enlightened.
He rubbed his eyes and asked in shock: "Am I dreaming?"
"This is not a dream." Long Jun adjusted his robe, walked up to him and introduced himself politely: "I am Long Jun, and I am Bai Xuming's partner."
Lao Chen opened his mouth ahh, his eyes flicked from side to side between the two of them.
"Shut up!" Bai Xuming pulled Long Jun away and cursed, "Stop putting gold on your face!"
"Okay, don't be angry, be careful, kid."
Lao Chen made the sound of myocardial infarction.
"You...have children?!"
"Tsk. It's the one checked in the clinic yesterday."
"That tumor is really a child! How long ago did you get it?"
"No, it's..." Bai Xuming gasped, not knowing where to explain it better.
In the blink of an eye, Lao Chen's eyes filled with tears.
"I'm really sorry, Xiaobai...I had to carry the gas tank for you two days ago...I'm really, I'm not as good as a beast."
Bai Xuming was so angry that he couldn't help kicking him.He really didn't understand how Lao Chen's brain grew, and he was prone to emotional floods and couldn't find the point.
"I'm a man! It's not considered a pregnancy, at most...he put his child in foster care with me." He found a reasonable explanation: "Yes! Do you understand foster care?"
Old Chen, with confused eyes, obviously didn't understand. He was more concerned about another matter.
"...Then Xiaobai, are you, are you... intersex?" His voice became smaller and smaller.
"Double what?"
Long Jun repeated to Bai Xuming in standard Mandarin: "He asked if you are intersex."
Bai Xuming kicked Lao Chen again, his eyes were fierce.
"I'm not."
Old Chen let out a long breath, finally relieved.
"That's great. You don't have to worry about miscarriage with your legs and feet being smarter than your tongue all day long." Old Chen showed a kind smile, and then became puzzled: "Hey, then how will you give birth to the baby? "
"..."
Bai Xuming was startled, and stared at Long Jun.
"On the day a child is born, there will be a thunderbolt that reaches the sky..."
He won't hack me to death, Bai Xuming thought to himself.
He won't be hacked to death, Old Chen thought to himself.
"... This thunder will wake up Xiaolong's primordial spirit and let him escape from the mother's body."
"Is it from below the mother's body, above the mother's body, or from the middle of the mother's body?"
Bai Xuming gave Lao Chen a gouged look. Although he really wanted to beat Lao Chen who asked such a question, he also subtly wanted to know the answer.
"Uh... it just came out of the mother's abdomen."
"Cesarean section, I understand." Old Chen brushed his hair and stood up: "You young people just don't pay attention, and now there is nothing you can do. Xiaobai, look at this Dragon Lord, I will send Mengmeng to school in a while. Don't let her see it."
Bai Xuming nodded in a complicated mood, and couldn't help asking: "You just accepted it like this? Don't you think it's strange?"
"Of course it's strange. But, if it comes, let it be, let nature take its course."
Standing aside, Long Jun heard something in his words, and he looked at Bai Xuming, whose eyes were down and his face was heavy.
Looking at it, Long Jun couldn't help but secretly blushed the tips of his ears.So pretty, he thought.
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Wait, what is this?
In his half-dream, half-awake, he suddenly realized that something was entangled with him.
Hot, powerful, oppressive.
He opened his eyes suddenly, and all he could see was a pair of strangely smiling eyes.
"Fuck!"
He screamed and sat up.
It turned out that there was another person lying on his narrow single bed, and this person was struggling to stick to the edge of the bed like a standing poker card.And the things that entangled him just now were the hands and feet of this person.
When Bai Xuming was still terrified, he subconsciously kicked him out of the bed at lightning speed.
"ah!"
The man screamed and fell to the ground.
Bai Xuming was panting excitedly. When he looked away from this person, he realized that the whole room was covered by a layer of dark blue flowing fluorescent substance, which was seamless, even on the floor, and the whole room was flowing. Dim light like an aquarium.He couldn't help wondering if he was dreaming, this scene was too surreal.
The people on the ground quickly got up again after a muffled sound.It was dark at night, Bai Xuming sat on the bed and could only see the outline of the guy in his eyes - because of this, his muscles became more and more tense because he couldn't see anything clearly, and he was ready to do anything at any time, but the guy didn't do anything aggressive , just clinging to the edge of the bed obediently.
Bai Xuming's heart was full of vigilance, and the two looked at each other for a while, the more Bai Xuming looked at it, the colder his vest became, thinking, this might be a female ghost.
White dress, long black hair.
Isn't that the image of female ghosts in movies?
The female ghost tilted her head, revealing a mouthful of white teeth that could reflect the light, and she seemed to be smiling.
Bai Xuming was nervous. Seeing that she was still smiling and not serious at all, he felt even more uneasy.
He scolded: "Laughing fart! You are a fucking human or a ghost!"
The man seemed to raise his head, and when he spoke, his voice was clear and ethereal, and his tone was not hurried or slow.He explained: "I am neither a human nor a ghost, I am the Dragon Lord."
Deaf Army?Pyorrhea?
What the hell? His explanation sounded like nonsense to Bai Xuming, and he thought he was changing the subject.
Bai Xuming frowned, the small piece of quilt he was clutching in his hand was soaked with sweat, his heart was pounding, as if the blood flow was accelerating.
"What do you want?" There was an inaudible tension in his voice.
The other party seemed to move, and there was a rustling sound as the cloth rubbed against the bed sheet.
Bai Xuming gritted his teeth, wary of his attack.
"...I'm here to look for you." Long Jun lowered his head and said something that female ghosts are used to saying. After finishing speaking, he seemed to be secretly pleased, and then lowered his voice and pretended to be serious. Said: "Baby can't live without father."
Bai Xuming's expression changed from stunned to full of doubts, and finally fixed on the angry crown.
His first reaction was that this is a man?The second reaction is that this person definitely has something to do with that quack doctor during the day.He kicked Long Jun back to the ground, quickly jumped out of the bed and sat across his chest, pinning him down with his knees, locking his throat with his hands like pliers.
He shouted: "Tell me honestly, what is your relationship with that doctor! How did you get in here!"
This force can cause great oppression to ordinary adult men, but it can't hurt the skin at all to Long Jun.He didn't blush or pant, and looked straight at Bai Xuming's angry face.As a Dragon Lord, he has excellent night vision and can see things at night without hindrance.At this moment, Bai Xuming's astonishingly handsome face was less than a foot away from him, which made his skin feel hot.
The bushy eyebrows, the deep-set eye sockets, the straight bridge of the nose, the tight skin, the sharp eyes, the sexy lips.
Long Jun was distracted, and suddenly lost his strength, and his aura fluctuated wildly.
The abdomen suddenly throbbed like an electric shock, and Bai Xuming fell to the ground in convulsions before he could scream.
Long Jun was startled, and quickly hugged him and put him on the bed.
"God... are you okay?" Seeing him curled up in pain, Long Jun was flustered.He pressed his forehead against Bai Xuming's, and the faint light flowed on the contacted skin.
After a while, Bai Xuming stabilized visibly with the naked eye.He gasped loudly, terrified.In just a few seconds, he felt the severe pain of the muscles and organs all over his body being pulled towards his abdomen from all directions. His whole body was almost torn apart, and the blood plasma burst was almost a matter of the next second.
He stared at Long Jun angrily, and cursed through gritted teeth, "What the hell are you doing!" Beads of sweat slipped from his forehead to his collar one by one. Cover up.
Long Jun felt ashamed, now he looked at him as if he was looking at a kitten that had just been wronged and was blowing fur, and quickly comforted him: "It's my fault. I just... had distracting thoughts in my heart, I didn't control my 'qi' well, scared Here comes the baby."
Bai Xuming couldn't understand what he was talking about at all. He was in pain just now, and now his temper became more and more irritable.
"Speak in human terms! What a baby, what annoyance, you don't talk about these things!"
"It's not there or not." Long Jun was afraid that he might misunderstand, and hurriedly explained: "Look."
He put his hand on Bai Xuming's abdomen, a warm feeling brewed in his palm, and the latter watched his belly glow with golden light.
It blinded him in the dark.
Bai Xuming was terrified when he saw it, and couldn't believe that the light came from him.
What is this him?new magic?
Seeing the light flickering and dimming, Mr. Long showed a sweet look on his face. He said softly, "Look, this is Xiaolong's breathing. It is very steady, which means he is a healthy baby."
He changed his gesture again, from the palm to two fingers, and drew a pattern on Bai Xuming's abdomen. In just a second, Bai Xuming clearly felt that all five senses of his were blocked, and all his perceptions were closed. It turned into little bubbles that enveloped the glowing oval in the abdomen.
He could feel that this thing was breathing, absorbing nutrients, and splitting and developing.His eyes were clearly open, but he could only see the light in the darkness.
This is real.
Real life grows within me.
This knowledge made his legs weak and his heart weak.He didn't have the slightest joy of being a "mother" for the first time, only a sense of fear of being parasitized.
"What is this? Why is it in my body?"
Lord Long touched his head and said softly: "This is our little dragon. My red soul is only matched with you in the whole continent, so you gave birth to our child, and you are my partner. "
Bai Xuming shook his head tremblingly.
"No, this won't work. Get it out, I don't care who you are, I don't want this thing in my body."
An unprecedented fear enveloped him, whether it was the dark room or the eerie blue fluorescent lights, all aggravated his inner turmoil.The intermittent abdominal pain in the past few nights and the heart-piercing cramps just now have warned him that this thing residing in his body is very dangerous.
He didn't want to believe the fantasy statement of the person in front of him, but the feeling just now was too real.Without a womb, he could feel the pulse of life in his body, which made his mind go blank, and the resistance and nausea in his heart overwhelmed all emotions.
He is just an ordinary man, and he absolutely cannot accept that he is pregnant, and even has a big belly one day.
"No. If you take the little dragon out forcibly, you will die." Lord Long said embarrassingly, "The little dragon hasn't fully developed yet, so forcibly stripping it from the mother's body will suck you into a mummy."
Bai Xuming stared at him blankly, his mind full of 'sucked into a mummy'.
He couldn't believe the words.
How is this possible?He pressed his stomach unconsciously, and there was nothing unusual to the touch.Is it a dream?His eyes trembled violently, and his eyelashes fluttered like the wings of a dying butterfly.Please, it must be a dream, he prayed desperately, pinched himself, closed his eyes tightly, hoping that everything would return to calm.However, when he opened his eyes again, the dream did not disappear, and the person in the robe was still there.
"Ha," Bai Xuming choked with a stiff face, his limbs were numb, and his heart was cold.
"What are you? Do you say that I will die if I die? Scaring people without him."
Long Jun didn't understand his stubbornness, he just felt that things were so obvious that there was no room for doubt.But he felt Bai Xuming's aura explode like ice needles, he was puzzled but worried.
So he answered patiently again and again: "I am Dragon Lord, the ninth son of Qinglong, what I said is true, I did not lie to you."
"..." Bai Xuming raised his head and stared at him, his voice was as cold as a bayonet: "Get lost. I don't believe you."
Long Jun frowned and thought about it, and said, "I can prove it to you." After he finished speaking, the fluorescent blue substance on the side of the window suddenly flew around.
At this time, the sky was gray, and everything outside the window was silent, not even the cicadas.
Long Jun, who was wearing a white robe, walked to the window. He looked up at the sky, and the blue sky he saw was as clear as washing.
He stretched out his right hand, pinched the fingers of his sword, and muttered the dragon chant silently.I saw blue icons congealing in the air one by one, forming a ring with a diameter of about one foot and slowly rotating in the air. Lord Long turned his wrist and pointed to the sky, and said in a low voice, "Go." fly into the sky.
One second, two seconds.
Dark clouds gathered suddenly, lightning flashed suddenly, and roar followed.
Bai Xuming was taken aback, and immediately grabbed his phone to check the weather. Today, it's sunny, 22-29 degrees, with strong ultraviolet rays.
At this time, the sound of rain was already hitting the glass, and it became heavier and heavier. In just a few minutes, the wind howled, and the rain hit the windows like hailstones. The old window lattices creaked as if they could not bear the weight. call.
Long Jun stood in front of the window and looked back at him.His skin is like suet jade porcelain, cold and inhuman; but the lines of his facial features seem to be carved out of water, soft and beautiful with classic elegance.He stood there, against the light, like a statue of a god.If there is no expression on the face, you will not be angry and prestige, and if your brows are full of joy, you will be angry and spirited.
Bai Xuming held his breath.
He finally realized that standing in front of him was God.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Bai Xuming, who was immersed in shock, turned his head suddenly, and Lao Chen's voice sounded outside the door: "Little Bai! Wake up! It's raining heavily, have you closed the window? Come out and help collect some clothes." !"
Bai Xuming looked towards the door in panic, and lowered his voice and shouted, "Get invisible!"
"I won't hide."
"Aren't you Dragon King?"
"But Lord Long will not be invisible."
Fuck.Bai Xuming cursed inwardly, and asked Long Jun to hide behind the door, and Long Jun swiftly untied the fluorescent blue barrier.
As soon as the door was opened, Lao Chen shook his hair like a dog drowning in water, and the water splashed Bai Xuming's face.
"Hehe, you deserve it, who told you to open the door so slowly." Before Lao Chen was finished, he suddenly saw a piece of white cloth overflowing the door. He was startled, stepped on his mouth and cursed: "What the hell is that?" Son!"
Long Jun subconsciously pulled.
He was too strong. Old Chen just went to the balcony and his slippers were still wet. Now he slipped and fell to the ground.
Boom!
A loud bang.
Lao Chen wailed on the ground, and a concerned voice came from the opposite room: "Father! Are you okay!" Then there was a rustling sound.
Bai Xuming panicked and shouted quickly: "It's okay! I slipped a bit! Go on sleeping!"
"……Oh."
Hearing Bai Xuming's voice, Mengmeng was relieved, rolled up the quilt and continued to sleep.
Bai Xuming hurriedly dragged Lao Chen back to the room and closed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Lao Chen saw the strangely dressed Long Jun hiding behind the door.
Just as he was about to scream, Bai Xuming covered his mouth, and the flesh on Lao Chen's face trembled like a Shar Pei, looking very funny.
People are amazing, they can calm down immediately when they see people who are more panicked than themselves.
Bai Xuming finally calmed down because of Lao Chen's panic.
"Listen to my explanation."
Old Chen whimpered and shook his head struggling.
With a wave of Long Jun's hand, the fluorescent blue barrier sealed the room again.
"It's okay. I'm under the barrier, and we can't be heard outside." After speaking, he smiled obediently at Bai Xuming.Only then did the latter understand why the two of them had such a fierce fight just now, and Lao Chen didn't respond at all. He thought it was Lao Chen who had fallen asleep like a dead pig.
He let go of his hand, and Old Chen let out a long scream.
After calling out, he swallowed, and asked, "How do you bring a stranger home! We have agreed before, you need to go to a hotel outside! Mengmeng still lives at home!"
Bai Xuming slapped his strong upright index finger away, and said fiercely: "Is he the point? Look at the wall, I can still find a friend who can spell!"
Old Chen rolled his eyes, enlightened.
He rubbed his eyes and asked in shock: "Am I dreaming?"
"This is not a dream." Long Jun adjusted his robe, walked up to him and introduced himself politely: "I am Long Jun, and I am Bai Xuming's partner."
Lao Chen opened his mouth ahh, his eyes flicked from side to side between the two of them.
"Shut up!" Bai Xuming pulled Long Jun away and cursed, "Stop putting gold on your face!"
"Okay, don't be angry, be careful, kid."
Lao Chen made the sound of myocardial infarction.
"You...have children?!"
"Tsk. It's the one checked in the clinic yesterday."
"That tumor is really a child! How long ago did you get it?"
"No, it's..." Bai Xuming gasped, not knowing where to explain it better.
In the blink of an eye, Lao Chen's eyes filled with tears.
"I'm really sorry, Xiaobai...I had to carry the gas tank for you two days ago...I'm really, I'm not as good as a beast."
Bai Xuming was so angry that he couldn't help kicking him.He really didn't understand how Lao Chen's brain grew, and he was prone to emotional floods and couldn't find the point.
"I'm a man! It's not considered a pregnancy, at most...he put his child in foster care with me." He found a reasonable explanation: "Yes! Do you understand foster care?"
Old Chen, with confused eyes, obviously didn't understand. He was more concerned about another matter.
"...Then Xiaobai, are you, are you... intersex?" His voice became smaller and smaller.
"Double what?"
Long Jun repeated to Bai Xuming in standard Mandarin: "He asked if you are intersex."
Bai Xuming kicked Lao Chen again, his eyes were fierce.
"I'm not."
Old Chen let out a long breath, finally relieved.
"That's great. You don't have to worry about miscarriage with your legs and feet being smarter than your tongue all day long." Old Chen showed a kind smile, and then became puzzled: "Hey, then how will you give birth to the baby? "
"..."
Bai Xuming was startled, and stared at Long Jun.
"On the day a child is born, there will be a thunderbolt that reaches the sky..."
He won't hack me to death, Bai Xuming thought to himself.
He won't be hacked to death, Old Chen thought to himself.
"... This thunder will wake up Xiaolong's primordial spirit and let him escape from the mother's body."
"Is it from below the mother's body, above the mother's body, or from the middle of the mother's body?"
Bai Xuming gave Lao Chen a gouged look. Although he really wanted to beat Lao Chen who asked such a question, he also subtly wanted to know the answer.
"Uh... it just came out of the mother's abdomen."
"Cesarean section, I understand." Old Chen brushed his hair and stood up: "You young people just don't pay attention, and now there is nothing you can do. Xiaobai, look at this Dragon Lord, I will send Mengmeng to school in a while. Don't let her see it."
Bai Xuming nodded in a complicated mood, and couldn't help asking: "You just accepted it like this? Don't you think it's strange?"
"Of course it's strange. But, if it comes, let it be, let nature take its course."
Standing aside, Long Jun heard something in his words, and he looked at Bai Xuming, whose eyes were down and his face was heavy.
Looking at it, Long Jun couldn't help but secretly blushed the tips of his ears.So pretty, he thought.
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