Long Junju likes his supermodel boyfriend

"Could you please say it again?"

"You, you are pregnant."

Bai Xuming rolled up his T-shirt, revealing his eight-pack honey-colored abdominal muscles with amazing lines and two curvy mermaid lines.

He scolded fiercely: "You are fucking blind! I am a man!"

He was diagnosed and treated by Dr. Tu—the only doctor in this [-]th-rate private clinic—he blushed, and whispered BB in his heart: I know, can a woman's crotch be the same as yours.

In order to save money, Lao Chen, the broker who selected this clinic at a glance on the map software, pushed Bai Xuming away weakly, and sat down on his chair with a sad face.

He murmured in confusion: "What should I do? When you become pregnant, you can only shoot Taobao elderly men's clothing..."

"Your brain is trapped by the door! How could I be pregnant!"

Bai Xuming slapped the table, and there was a loud thunder, and Dr. Tu trembled along with the little succulents on the table.

Old Chen was also frightened back to his senses. He looked up at Bai Xuming, his eyes filled with sadness: "You're right... definitely not, no..." He nodded as he spoke, not knowing the end Who is comforting.Suddenly, his head stopped, and an extremely horrified expression appeared on his face.

"Xiaobai! That in your stomach! Is it a tumor!" Old Chen said in horror.

Bai Xuming was also taken aback. After being shocked, he felt that what he said seemed to make sense, so he turned to Dr. Tu and asked, "Is that a tumor?"

"No, I already said it was a baby—"

boom!

Dr. Tu's fat little succulent was knocked to the ground by him.

Bai Xuming grabbed his collar with one hand across the table and half-lifted him from the chair.He grinned grinningly and warned: "Are you courting death, try playing tricks on me again!"

Dr. Tu shrank his neck like a quail pointed at by the police, feeling both fear and excitement in his heart.The fear is because of Bai Xuming's beautiful muscles and brutal force value visible to the naked eye, and the excitement is because his handsome villain face is too close.

Dr. Tu has been a vegetarian for many years, but his appearance and charm are very ordinary. His only gift is that he has a strong desire, which has never been relieved.

His wrinkled facial features and blushing appearance successfully disgusted Bai Xuming, making the latter naturally think of all kinds of perverted greasy men he had encountered over the years. For a moment, he seemed to swallow a cup of lard raw, and the desire to vomit It used up my throat like a high tide.

"Fuck."

His eyes were full of disgust.Pushing Dr. Tu back into the chair, he grabbed Lao Chen's thick shoulders and left the consultation room.

Lao Chen is a tender and fat man. He is over 40 years old, and he still maintains a generous body and a thin and white skin in a hard life. He feels fat but not greasy, comparable to the best pork belly.When the two of them were poor and had nothing to eat, Bai Xuming coveted this body several times.

At this moment, his arm was pinched by Bai Xuming's big eagle-claw-like hands, the white flesh overflowed from between his fingers, the pain made him want to scream.

"Hey! Don't go."

Bai Xuming strode out, his face so gloomy that he could drip water.

He thought, Lao Chen is indeed an idiot, otherwise how could he find such an idiot hospital and listen to the nonsense of an idiot doctor.

Like an insulator, Lao Chen didn't know anything about his dissatisfaction. He trotted on tiptoe to keep up, while persuading him earnestly: "Xiaobai, we can't hide our diseases and avoid medical treatment."

Bai Xuming was so angry that he changed from cursing secretly in his heart to cursing explicitly in his mouth.

"Troubleshooting Nima B, what kind of third-rate black-hearted clinic did you find? Are you still pregnant? You are also a man. Let me see if you are pregnant!"

He is covered with tendons, and Lao Chen is covered with pork belly. The latter will never dare to provoke him when he is angry.

So he responded with all his mouth: "Yes, yes, you are right."

The two walked out of the Little Rabbit General Clinic at the speed of running away from the paparazzi back then. Although the name was Little Rabbit, there was a Pleasant Goat with blank eyes printed on the signboard. His horns were soaked in brown-red rust and On the white hair, it looked like it was bleeding, very much in the style of a domestic ghost movie poster.

Bai Xuming squinted his eyes, wondering how this clinic was able to open until now?Except for a parent like Lao Chen who is strict with others and treats himself leniently, who would bring patients here to see a doctor?Suspected of living too long, huh?

But what made him most angry was the fact that the consultation fee was in vain.

Although it’s not much, only 20 yuan, it’s worth a cup of milk tea with pearl chia pudding and milk cap in Shanghai, but given his economic conditions where drinking Wahaha mineral water is too expensive, it’s inevitable that he will lose his pectoralis major. Strongly regret.

He came out a little unwillingly, if he was the arrogant one before, he would inevitably beat him up.But now it's gone, he thought that if he was arrested for beating someone again, how could Lao Chen have the money to bail him out, besides, Mengmeng has already started school, stationery and other things also cost money, and what he promised last time Her new schoolbag...

Alas, he sighed helplessly in his heart. When he turned his head, Lao Chen had already bought a bag of chestnuts at the fried food stall next to him and started eating, his face puffed up like a 40-year-old hamster.

"Damn it! You're wasting money again!"

Bai Xuming cursed angrily, wishing he could pick out the chestnuts he ate with his hands, and then go to the chestnut stand to apply for a refund.

Lao Chen swallowed quickly, with a calm expression.After so many years, he knew how to tame Xu Ming's hair, peeled a big warm chestnut and fed it to the young man's mouth, flattering him, "Is it delicious?"

Bai Xuming nodded with a sweet taste melting on the tip of his tongue.

"Then eat more, there will be a job soon."

When Bai Xuming heard that there was a job, he didn't care about it, swallowed the chestnut and hurriedly asked, "What job?"

"Cosplay wig."

Bai Xuming nodded again, he was already very skilled in this kind of work, so he ate another one with peace of mind.

Bai Xuming is a model, 188cm tall, masculine and sexy, and extremely handsome.He debuted at a very high starting point. He was the champion of the China Model Contest and was originally a star of tomorrow. However, because he offended a big shot, he was blocked in the circle. He went directly from a supermodel to a wild model. Most, was the object of widespread ridicule among former colleagues.

Now the most jobs he takes are from Taobao.

Thanks to Papa Ma and Papa Zhang.

Dr. Tu peeked inside the door frame, and quickly closed the doors of the clinic after making sure they were leaving.He stretched out screaming, his mouth gaping like a hippopotamus.The complaints in his heart came out one after another like ants coming out of their nests. He has been tired recently, which is really choking.

He rolled up the lower edge of the white coat and tied it around his waist, and the long coat suddenly became a short one. Then he knelt down on the ground skillfully, with his calves and arms on the ground, and his buttocks raised.He didn't turn on the lights when he was doing these actions, only a few rays of sunlight peeking through the crack of the door. If people saw this scene, they would definitely scream, after all, it was really like a cult scene.

He exerted strength quietly, and within two seconds, Dr. Tu suddenly twitched like an epileptic seizure, and his tongue was almost thrown out. There were a few white lights like electric current flowing around him, and when he regained his strength, his ears and tail Long ears and a furball tail have emerged from the roots of the vertebrae.

Cool!

Like a little Japanese girl, he knelt on the ground with splayed legs, with one hand up and the other down, gently caressing his two furry organs.

If there was a mirror here, he would be able to see how perverted he looks at this moment, but unfortunately there is no one, so he rubbed and pinched it happily, feeling in his heart that the feeling of the hand can teach him to show his body.

Yes, Dr. Tu is a good rabbit, not a very beautiful kind of rabbit, so he failed to enter the entertainment industry. Many of his fellow countrymen with good coats in the past are now big stars, which makes him very jealous.

His household registration booklet says No. 47, Guanchang Street, Meidong District, Hangzhou City, a non-human urban household registration, but his shop is located in Linpu District, Shanghai.

This is because the Street Supervision Committee randomly checks the goblins who do not work hard in their jurisdiction every quarter, and then sends these guys who cannot create labor value back to the mountains.It is not a typical behavior of not working seriously if there is no special situation on weekends.But there are policies and there are countermeasures. Dr. Tu learned from his predecessors that as long as you move out of your registered residence, the street supervision will not bother to go all the way to check you.

However, the skynet is restored, and it is sparse but not leaking.

On this day, he will pay the price for his mistake.

When he staggered back to the consulting room, he saw a fairy sitting on the chair that he usually scratched his feet.

He was taken aback and felt very guilty: "Auntie, why are you here!"

The fairy raised her eyelids and looked at him proudly.She was a snake before she became a fairy, and her status was relatively high due to her race.

She intentionally sighed loudly to cover up her biological hunger when she saw the rabbit spirit, and asked, "Do you know that you are wrong?"

Dr. Tu was as timid as a grain of rice, and his eyes burst into tears in an instant: "I know! Please don't send me back to the mountains!"

He was afraid that he would be forcibly sent back to the mountains, and he would have to live a life of soaking up dew and eating grass every day, and being chased all over the mountains by rural children with rich spare time.

"Hmph, I know you're still so courageous!" The fairy scolded with staring eyes.

Dr. Tu was so frightened that he was about to kneel on the ground: "Grandma, please be considerate. I have a hard time when I just came out of the mountain, and I am afraid that I will be exposed."

"What are you exposing! Can you teach you how to expose yourself by talking about it?"

"Why is this a matter of lip service, you are not someone who doesn't know the supervisory committee, and you directly tied it up!"

She Huan tilted her head, not understanding what he said.

"What's the matter with the supervisor?"

"...Ah? Don't you care about the supervisory committee?"

"I'm talking about Long Jun's child, what are you talking about?"

"..." Doctor Tu suddenly felt that he had received too much information: "Mr. Long? Child?"

She Huan couldn't see his bewildered look.Now she has a heavy responsibility and must find Lord Xiaolong's position in a very short period of time. The cadres above said that if this job is not done well, not only will her cultivation be confiscated, but she will also be sent back to the mountains of her hometown in Yunnan.

"Don't pretend to be stupid! The little brother who just saw a doctor with you is pregnant with Long Jun's child."

Dr. Tu made two oohs, and suddenly realized.

"Grandma, are you looking for that little brother?"

"Nonsense! Otherwise, I'll come to play with you? Do you know how much trouble Donghai is making about this kid? You even let him go. You're so kind!"

Doctor Tu completely understood now.

Modern human science and technology are developing too fast, the air is full of high-frequency radio waves, and the magic power of goblins is no longer as accurate as before, and the decline in air quality has seriously hindered the use of the sky eye.Mana can only be 100% effective in the enchantment created by the goblin himself, so She Huan was able to find it here.

"Oh!" He wailed, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really don't know, otherwise I wouldn't let him go even if I hugged his feet."

"You don't even read United News, do you? Are you worthy of living the life of a modern goblin?" She Huan was going to be so mad at him that she wanted to hang him right away.

The 'United News' she was talking about is a dark web site - different from other bloody and cruel dark web sites, this dark web site is a goblin's news site, which publishes major news every day, and there will be a red and black list at the end of the month, encouraging and Criticize leprechauns who behave extremely well and extremely badly.The invitation code is issued together with the account book.

"It's my fault, so what do you think now?"

"I still want to ask you what to do!" She Huan stomped angrily, and the little succulent that had just fallen to the ground instantly turned into succulent sauce.

Dr. Tu was afraid that he would suffer the same fate, and was sweating profusely when he glanced at the medical records on the table from the corner of his eye.

Cheering in his heart, he set off a salute to celebrate his survival.

"Hey! Got it!" He grabbed the case book with only three pages, and presented it to She Huan respectfully: "Look, grandma, this is his case."

She Huan snatched it over and saw that there were indeed three big characters written on it: "Bai, Xu, Ming."

"Look here, look here, here is the phone number!"

She Huan glanced at his face and immediately became happy, and within two seconds he asked with a straight face: "Why do you need someone's phone number for your case?"

Doctor Tu smiled embarrassedly: "It's sold for fifty cents."

She Huan, a rich and powerful class, couldn't empathize with Dr. Tu's behavior of a petty citizen, so he clicked his tongue in disgust and put away the case.

"Okay, I took this thing away. As for you, I will call the supervisory committee."

Dr. Tu didn't expect that she could be so vicious after he made a contribution, so he rushed over and wanted to grab the corner of her skirt.

"Hey! Don't be grandma!"

She Huan's sleeves rolled up and turned in a circle before disappearing, leaving only the little rabbit sitting on the ground and crying.

The makeup artist who does makeup and hair for Bai Xuming is the owner of the store. When she was young, she liked cosplay. After she got married, she opened an online shop selling wigs with her husband.

"Little handsome guy, you can hold this." She brushed her long wavy hair with prairie green highlights and dyed bright red, carefully trimmed her bangs again, and sincerely admired Bai Xu Ming's face value.

You must know that although Yusuke Makishima is very popular, no one dares to challenge his death fluorescent green - she has won five tops in total, and it has been enlarged for half a year, not to mention that the click-through rate is very low even if it is sold.

"Come on, sister will give you some more powder... Oh, your face is really long."

Bai Xuming pursed his lips tightly, allowing her big fluffy brush to sweep over his face, and the loose powder exploded in the air, like small white fireworks.

The photographer is the owner's husband, a very shy person. After listening to the owner's 10 minutes of mental infidelity, he decided to express his dissatisfaction with a tactful cough.

The shopkeeper didn't even look at him, and attacked him with a sticky mouth: "What's the cough, do you want to drink Jizhi syrup?... Tsk tsk tsk, the skin is so good, you can't even see the blackheads on your face."

She got too close, which made Bai Xuming blush a bit in embarrassment, but fortunately, his skin was dark and he was heavily powdered, so it was basically invisible.

There are usually two extremes in cosplay hard photos, either do not make any expressions, show people coldly and fully imitate the paper man, or imitate the character's signature expressions or movements as much as possible.Most cosplayers couldn’t do the last one, but Bai Xuming managed to do it after watching three Makishima Yusuke cuts.

Although he was downgraded from a professional model to a wild model, he is still at the level of a champion.

Lao Chen was very pleased, and the owner and his wife were also very moved. Lao Chen wanted to take the opportunity to increase the money, but was rejected.

When he changed his look, the owner praised him very much, spoke highly of his face and business level, and spoke boldly and excitedly.It made Bai Xuming feel ashamed and annoyed, he really didn't understand how she could be infatuated with other men in front of her husband, so he told her a little angrily to shut up: "Quickly stop talking about you!"

"Oh! You're shy!" The owner screamed in surprise.

"To shut up!"

"The villain's face is so handsome!"

The owner's excitement intensified.

Bai Xuming was so angry that he rolled his eyes.

Since the model has no dead ends in all directions and the professional level is extremely high, the shooting was completed in half of the estimated time.The shop owner enthusiastically expressed that he must be looking for him to take pictures next time, and forced to add Bai Xuming's WeChat account (in fact, it was Lao Chen's), expressing that he would introduce him to friends who sell cosplay clothes.

Bai Xuming was very happy, so that he could get another income, but he was too embarrassed to say thank you directly, so he had to turn his eyes to the side and promised fiercely: "Next time if you talk less, I will give you a [-]% discount."

The owner of the shop happily spun and jumped after receiving the treatment from the manga hero.

The owner's husband asked them to take the money and go home quickly.

Bai Xuming earned a total of one thousand and five this time, he gave Lao Chen one thousand and two, and kept three hundred for himself, planning to buy a better schoolbag for Mengmeng.

"It's really unnecessary, her previous one is not broken." Lao Chen nodded his money and persuaded him sincerely.

Bai Xuming shook his head: "I promised her to change it."

They walked around the stationery store near the Conservatory of Music and felt that the prices were too high and unattainable, three hundred?Just buy a better pen.

Old Chen knew that he had good intentions, and when he saw the disappointment in his eyes, he hurriedly shouted: "You have money and nowhere to spend it? Walk around, buy online, and you can buy three for three hundred." Then he pulled him out. Stationery shop.

Bai Xuming felt sorry for Mengmeng.

"Old Chen, start picking up more work for me tomorrow... the men's underwear, too."

As soon as he said this, his stomach hurt sharply.Such a handsome guy with long legs and good looks suddenly knelt down in the street, and a large number of female students who silently observed him took the opportunity to surround him. Lao Chen was pushed aside, and Bai Xuming was immediately asked, "Do you want to drink water?" Where does it hurt'''here'''I'll help you'' was overwhelmed.

He convulsed for a while and gradually felt better. The little girls were still chirping and caring about him. Although he was grateful, he still felt noisy, so he said thank you without an object, and stood up.

The young lady closest to him saw his smooth and obvious mandible line passing by her eyes, and blushed all of a sudden. The other two young girls who reacted quickly stood up and asked for WeChat, but Bai Xuming ignored them. Let Lao Chen help him and leave.

When I got home, Mengmeng was sitting on the sofa watching the bears come and go, her bangs were blown apart, and she was completely gone from the smoothness before going out in the morning.She is a fan of Bald Qiang's stepmother, and has always disliked the uselessness of Bald Qiang, but she still continues to chase this mentally handicapped drama for him.

But Bai Xuming knew that it was actually because she didn't have a smartphone.

Mengmeng is in the third grade, and the children in the same class have a smart phone, and some have their own computers, but because of financial difficulties, these "toys" in the eyes of Chen Mengmeng don't have any.So she doesn't know internet celebrities, mobile games, or online novels.It was hard for Bai Xuming to say whether this was a good thing or a bad thing, but he thought that if he had the ability, he should let Mengmeng live the same life as other children.

"Brother Mingming, your phone is ringing!" Mengmeng ran up to him, leaning on the table and jumping.

Bai Xuming smiled, knowing what she was thinking.

"Help me pick it up."

"Okay!" Mengmeng picked up the phone excitedly, unlocked it with her fingerprint, and picked it up in a childish voice: "Hi, hello, who are you looking for?"

The other end of the phone hesitated for a while, and an empty voice came from the other end of the phone, which reminded Mengmeng of the dulcimer sound he heard in music class.

"Excuse me...is that Mr. Bai Xuming?"

"Please wait a moment." Mengmeng covered the microphone: "Brother Mingming is looking for you, he seems to be a handsome guy."

"You can tell whether you're handsome or not." Bai Xuming flicked her forehead and took the phone back: "Hello, how are you?"

He could hear the breathing of the other party, a little anxious.

"Hey?"

The other party hummed, and Bai Xuming waited for a while, but still didn't hear him speak.

"Hello! If you don't tell me, I'll hang up." After Bai Xuming finished speaking, the other party directly pressed the phone.

"..."

fuck.

He was blocked again for no reason, almost swearing again, but he was still thinking about not being able to say it in front of Mengmeng.

"What's the matter with brother Mingming?" Mengmeng asked curiously with her big eyes open, her two ponytails became one higher and one lower as she tilted her head, looking very playful.Bai Xuming sometimes sees her so cute and wonders if she is really Lao Chen's daughter.

"It's okay. The other party hung up without saying anything. It's probably a prank."

"Ah, so boring."

Meng Meng didn't leave after she finished speaking, she kept blinking like a little goldfish with her bulging cheeks.Bai Xuming was so familiar with her tricks, he immediately realized what kind of mess she had made, and sighed helplessly.

"What are you doing again?"

Mengmeng looked around and made sure that his father was squatting on the toilet and couldn't get out for a while, so he leaned into Bai Xuming's ear and whispered: "I beat up Chen Hongyu's deskmate, the teacher wants to call the parents."

"How serious is it?"

"It's not serious! His skin is so thick and he left a fingernail mark. The teacher insisted on calling the parents. I think she just wants to see you!"

Mengmeng's head teacher is a young woman just over thirty, and Bai Xuming has nothing to do with her.The number of times he went to school last semester was several times that of other parents. Every time he went, he listened to the personal pedagogy lecture given by the head teacher.

But even if he is dissatisfied, he can't show it in front of Mengmeng again: "You must respect the teacher, understand?"

"understood."

Mengmeng deliberately draws a long tone to act like a spoiled child.

Bai Xuming loved her the most, and he couldn't bear to say harsh words at all, so he had to use the same old way to teach her: "Be good at school, you know?"

"Know it."

The author has something to say: the detailed place names are edited, this article is very pseudo-scientific, just have fun with it.

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