That thing

This year is my third year with him.

We were high school alumni, college classmates, and now a couple.

Let me tell you in a low voice, about attacking and accepting, I will go up and down.

He has a low face, I have to give him some face in front of people, but it is all fake, you have to believe me, um, I will go up to him.

He is a photography fanatic and a patient with secondary illness.

I still haven't figured out how a good-natured youth like me, who loves learning, loves the motherland, loves the party, and supports socialism, can be broken by him.

Sometimes when he was tired after staying up late to study the real papers for the postgraduate entrance examination, he could still see him burying his head in front of the computer to edit pictures when he looked up.

I couldn't help kicking his chair, and asked him, "Hey, how did I fall in love with you?"

He looked back at me with two big dark circles under his eyes, smiled and stretched out his hand to stroke my head, "Baby, I am a gift from socialism to you."

Seeing that my face turned dark, he lowered his head and pecked my face, and coaxed: "Go to sleep, don't stay up, we're not missing this day."

He didn't say he didn't feel it, but when he said it, I felt really sleepy and yawned.

"Then I'm going to sleep, you hurry up too."

"Come on!" Before he could finish his words, I vacated, so scared that I grabbed his collar and a slipper fell to the ground.

"Damn it, Chen Zicheng, how many times have I told you, don't hug me!"

As a tall person who sat in the back row since I was a child, it is very shocking to suddenly accept that my partner is taller than me. Can't you give me some dignity?Ah, ah, ah!

I was so angry that I wanted to kick him to death, but he grabbed my leg as soon as I raised my leg.

"Daughter-in-law warm up the quilt obediently, don't kick the quilt, husband will come after a while."

Chen Zicheng was still talking nonsense in a serious manner, I just felt a rush of heat rushing straight into my head.

"Chen Bangchui, what about your face!"

"young married woman…"

He propped his hands on my sides, and every time he said a word, a gust of heat hit my face, making me want to shrink in, but we can't lose no matter what we lose, right, I said viciously, "There is something to say. "

There was a smile in his eyes, "When you are angry, you always speak softly, I listen to it..."

I don't need him to tell me what's wrong with him, because the last word has disappeared between our lips.

"Baby, go to sleep, I'm going to work."

I glared at him, after kissing and touching, you actually told me you were going to work!

"Did you choose me or choose your job?"

If you choose a job, I will kick you to death——I told him with my eyes.

Chen Zicheng really looked helpless, he stared at me for three seconds, and after three seconds, a tiger pounced on me.

Damn, I seem to be wrong!

-

Chen Bangchui has been busy in the studio recently. He started to make contacts since his sophomore year, and finally officially opened in the year he is about to graduate.

As I said before, he is a proper middle school patient, and the studio is naturally two-dimensional. Unfortunately, I am blind to things like two-dimensional and cosplay.

I remember when he first mentioned cos to me, I was taken aback and asked him, "Are you talking about the cosine function...?"

He lay down on the bed without saying a word. Thinking about it later, Chen Ersui probably had his heart broken.

It took a long time to realize that cos is not the cos of the cosine function, but costume, which means role-playing.

In the first 20 years of my life, I was known for being mature and stable in the eyes of my peers and various elders. As for animation and animation, I used to dismiss them as childish.

Until I met Chen Bangchui, Chen Ersui, God, no, socialism sent him probably to make up for the "childishness" that was vacant 20 years before my life.

On the first day of the opening of the studio, his connections in the circle were brought into play. Watching the orders rush by, several people in the studio were busy spinning and jumping like tops, and Chen Ersui walked with a thump.

"Bao, let's come into the circle and have fun." When they went to the bathroom together, Chen Ersui suddenly said this while washing their hands.I turned my head to look in surprise, his face was still as if nothing had happened, but he lowered his head as if trying to see through his fingers washed by water.

Seeing that I hadn't spoken for a long time, Chen Zicheng withdrew his hand and tightened the faucet. He smiled, "I suddenly had a convulsion, just kidding."

"Okay." I interrupted him.

"Yeah... what are you talking about!" Chen Zicheng lost his voice as soon as he yelled.

I couldn't help laughing, "I said yes."

After all, I also understand the feeling of wanting to share something I like with someone I like.

"You... don't force it, you will be preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination this year, I..."

Listening to him talking nervously, I feel a little happy for no reason.

"I took the GRE test in March and the TOEFL test in May, and it's only January now, so it's still early. Besides, the more you get to the test, the less anxious you are. I'm not in a hurry, what are you in a hurry for?"

Chen Zicheng seemed like he wanted to kneel down to me right then, "Daughter-in-law!" He hugged me and howled, "University bully! I love you so much!"

"I/R! Where are your icy palms touching!"

When I came out of the bathroom, the whole studio was silent, and I suddenly remembered that the bathroom here is not soundproof.

What the FUCK!

Chen Zicheng walked out behind me, and a little girl called "Ming Jiu" asked Chen Zicheng, "Why is the lady boss so angry?"

Chen Zicheng gave a "hush" and whispered, "I'm getting angry from embarrassment."

I really want to go back and tear his rotten mouth_>`

Promises must always be fulfilled. I started to go to comic exhibitions with Chen Zicheng one after another. He was in charge of photography, and I was in charge of looking and shopping.

Of course, I also quickly found a familiar and long-lost sense of freshness from Chen Zicheng.

He is totally different when shooting and everyday.

As long as he sees a particularly beautiful or handsome coser in front of him, as well as all kinds of strange characters, he immediately abandons the remaining remaining morals and goes forward.

Although he himself explained that it was "the degree of restoration is particularly high" rather than "good looks", for this reason he sneakily dragged me into a small corner to comment on the cosplayers. (I would like to apologize to those cosplayers from my family for clasping fists)

"Look at that girl, although she is very handsome, but as soon as she moves, it is obvious that she doesn't know the character well."

Me: "...Isn't that a man?"

Chen Zicheng gave me a strange look, "Girl." He didn't struggle too much, and immediately commented on the next one, "Look at this beautiful boy again, tsk, there is a shy look in this angry look, this look The movement that seems weak but is always in tension, the horizontal stripes of this prop, it seems that a lot of thought has been spent on it!" He smacked his lips.

I was silent for a while, a little confused, "Isn't this a girl?"

Chen Zicheng looked at me worriedly, "Did staying up late ruin your eyes?"

"..." I took a deep breath and decided not to argue with Asby.

After a while, Chen Zicheng turned his head to look at me with a cute face, and said, "Daughter-in-law, don't say what I just said, it's you who ruined my professional ethics. "

With a blank face, I watched a man who was nearly 1.9 meters tall with a "gentleman" arrow on his head stomping at me and acting like a baby.

At that moment, I seemed to understand the true meaning of "gentleman".

As for Chen Zicheng's "gender theory", it took me a long time to understand this.

I remember that it was a sunny day, no, it was raining... Forget it, I can’t remember what the weather was. Chen Zicheng and I finished drinking the 6 yuan bottle of Nongfu Spring in the comic exhibition. He stared at me deeply Say, "Would you like some water?"

I looked back at him affectionately, "Think."

Unexpectedly, I actually set up a flag and opened the door to another world.

When I walked to the door of WC, I remembered that I specifically confirmed the three words "men's toilet" and the sign without skirts at the door, but when I walked in, I saw a figure full of cross skirts.

This is just a mixed toilet, huh.

Seeing Chen Zicheng's usual expression, I also pressed down on the hundreds of millions of grass mud horses in my heart and filled the screen with black question marks, and started to concentrate on it without looking left or right and started to release water.

Because of my concentration, I didn't see that when Chen Zicheng looked at me, there must be a cunning smile hidden in his eyes.

After that, I had finished draining the water, and I didn't even dare to shake twice, just wanted to collect my things and leave. At this time, I saw a cute girl in a short skirt walking in.

She looked around first, then spotted the only vacant spot next to me.

I'm a little confused, do girls stand up when they go to the toilet?

Then I saw her swaggering over, lifted her skirt, took out the bag, and started to turn on the water.

If I was not bent enough in the last moment, then in the next moment, a thunderbolt blasted me into a shrimp roll.

Even after a long time, I have let go of my grudge against the pseudo-mother, but I still can't forget the fear of being dominated by the pseudo-mother that day.

Afterwards, I gave Chen a hammer and threatened him: "Don't think I didn't see the mockery in your eyes."

Only Chen Bangchui's aggrieved voice responded to me, "I really didn't know that you didn't know, and I really didn't laugh at you. I just glanced at you to ask if you have any tissues, oh! Daughter-in-law, I was wrong."

On the last day of September, I submitted my language scores, and it was a lie to say that I was not nervous.

Several schools I applied to have very high thresholds, not only based on grades, but also on your background and various experiences.And I understand that what I handed in is definitely not a perfect answer sheet.

Chen Zicheng hadn't been busy all day, he pretended to be preparing materials for me, but in fact he was standing in the way.

"Bang Chui, I'm a little square in my heart."

"Daughter-in-law." He shook my hand, "Don't be nervous, do your best and obey the destiny, you have done a good job." The hot temperature spread from my palm to my limbs, and my nervousness eased.

Yeah, fuck the fuck, I tried my best.

Chen Zicheng, who has always been calm, pulled me into his arms after the file was successfully sent. I bumped my head into his chin, and I felt my jaw hurt when I heard the muffled "boom".

"Baby, I really miss you."

I couldn't push him, so I could only put my arms around him, feeling a little embarrassed, "There's nothing to be reluctant about, it's not about life and death."

He sighed, "I can't bear to let you go, I can't wait to find a handcuff to tie you to me. It took me three years to catch up with you. I'm afraid that after another two years, I won't be able to catch up with you."

I was silent for a while, then said slowly, "Don't think too much, maybe I won't pass the exam at all."

"Stupid." He slapped me on the back in a serious manner, "...you know that as long as I promise you, I will do it. I promise to accompany you in the postgraduate entrance examination... I will accompany you in the next year's examination, The year after the exam, when you want to come back someday, we'll go see the aurora together."

I heard the cry in his voice, and was stunned for a moment.

He kissed me on the top of my head and continued: "I will go to you, and you will come back to see me. I will wait for you to come back."

When he finished speaking with his arms around me, my heart skipped a beat.I thought, it's over, this is the only person in my life.

In this relationship, Chen Zicheng seems to always be the one who compromises, because he has always practiced what he said a few years ago.

"As long as you take one step forward, I will take the remaining 99 steps."

But when two people in a relationship give their true feelings, there is no compromise.

I looked up at his face, his face was covered with snot and tears, and a big snot bubble was still hanging on his nose.

I couldn't help being happy just looking at it.

Chen Ersui, how could I, who was loved by you unreservedly, have the heart not to want you?

-

During the National Day, Chen Zicheng and I went to a lot of exhibitions, and we will also take a CP together to produce cosplay, but I still buy him to shoot the itinerary.

Occasionally when I got tired from shopping, I would follow him at a leisurely pace. Every time he finished photographing a person, he would look back at me with a silly smile.

"Is Shuaibi going to take the feature film?" The girl who was filmed received his gesture of completion, straightened her clothes, and happily jumped towards him.

Chen Zicheng blinked at me, then turned around to negotiate with the girl.

The girl is quite cute, with round eyes and a petite figure.

If it wasn't for someone, I would like such a girl, I leaned on the railing, thinking idly.

After a while, the girl and her friends and relatives left contentedly, before Chen Zicheng took a breath and came back with a DSLR.

"Tired?"

"I'm addicted to cigarettes." I touched the cigarette case in my pocket.

"I went to the market to buy vegetables and went home to cook." Chen Zicheng took my hand, but ignored my first words.

I couldn't help but bend the corners of my mouth.

The market to buy vegetables is very close to home, I am used to going to the supermarket, but Chen Zicheng insists that the vegetables in the market are fresher than those in the supermarket.

I am not the one who cooks, so I let him.

I have always thought that the scene of two men shopping together for groceries is horrifying, but the groceries aunt is much more enlightened than I thought.

"Xiao Chen, did you bring your younger brother to buy groceries today?"

I:"……"

Chen Zicheng glanced at me, then immediately turned around and said with a sneer, "He's my brother."

I:"……"

I forgot to mention at the beginning, I am indeed older than Chen Zicheng.

He picked a few tomatoes and muttered to himself as he picked them: "Don't be nervous, I will make you delicious."

The grocery shopping aunt's eyes lit up and she saw a business opportunity. She smiled brightly, "Dandan said, handsome guy, Tomato and I are a family, you can buy me too."

The childish ghost finally bought three tomatoes and three catties of eggs.

After having dinner with the family of "Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes", Chen Zicheng went to the bathroom to take a shower.

After opening the studio, Chen Zicheng's private accounts are basically public, and we never distinguish between you and me on communication equipment.

I played online games with his mobile phone, and he listened to music in the bathroom with my mobile phone.

The phone vibrated, and I turned the treatment into a normal attack, and the other party had a group attack skill plus a critical strike, and we were all wiped out.

teammate:"……"

Heartbroken, he quit the game, and a WeChat message popped up with two swipes.

"Da Da is meowing!"

Glancing at the profile picture, it turned out to be the cute girl from the comic show.

Having just been wiped out by the group, it is inevitable that I feel a little bit depressed, but fortunately, the beautiful girl's power is still there, so I have a chat with her.

Eh, tsk, I forgot to tell her that it wasn't me.

The cute girl is here to ask for a movie appointment, but I remember the name of the character very well, "My Wife Yuno", it really sounds like a very cute name.

"Remember the plan is next Saturday!"

Mengmei didn't forget to remind her one more thing at the end, I sent her back a cool emoji of pushing glasses.

After replying to the last sentence of the perfect girl, I fell asleep in a daze.In a trance, someone spread the quilt for me, took the phone away, then lowered his head and lightly licked my lips, it was a familiar breath.

The author has something to say:

[Chapter 1 was written three years ago. At that time, the writing style was immature and exaggerated. After reading it, he said it was very funny, and said that it was well written.

Picking up this story three years later, I thought about whether to rewrite Chapter 1, and then I decided to forget it. I still remember the excitement when I started writing, it was so funny. 】