Boss, your love rival has come to kill you

"Uncle policeman, we are really not in a traffic jam. Believe me, we are good citizens with moral integrity." Lai said sincerely to the traffic policeman who suddenly fell from the sky, sniffling his nose and wiping his tears.

"Yes, Uncle Police, I, I'm still a child, a treasure, a treasure." Ren Xiaowu said.

"Are you a giant baby?" The young traffic policeman gave him a blank look, then turned to Lai and said, "No shock, why don't you press and stack Arhats together?"

"Really, it's not shocking. If you don't believe me, ask my fans." Lai said, handing the phone to the traffic policeman, "I'm live broadcasting, and they can all prove my innocence."

- I'm sorry, Brother Bao, I can't.

- Brother Bao is still innocent?

- Brother Bao, Brother Bao, you are using the rear camera.

-I don't know if it's shaking or not, but I can hear the screaming clearly.

Lai said that seeing the teardown barrage rolling by one by one, he couldn't help roaring in his heart, saying that it's true love!

"Look, the audience is still very honest," the traffic policeman closed his notebook and said solemnly, "Tell me about your current people, the car shakes, and the suicide is broadcast live. Is it interesting?"

Lay said, "..."

Ren Xiaowu, "..."

"Be careful in the future, such a small car, the two masters can't use it in it, are you aggrieved or aggrieved?"

Lay said, "..."

Ren Xiaowu, "..."

"... Uncle policeman, we are really not shocked," said Lai, turning around, poking up his buttocks, and pointing at his pants. "My ass was bitten by a dog, and my brother is disinfecting it for me."

Lai said that he was wearing a pair of black slacks on his legs, and no blood stains could be seen. The young traffic policeman almost pressed his face to his buttocks before he found two small holes. He straightened up, looked at Lai and said, Looking at Ren Xiaowu again, his eyes turned back and forth several times before he said to Ren Xiaowu, "You have sharp tiger teeth!"

Ren Xiaowu, "..."

"Okay, I'll fine you two hundred this time, and I'll invite you to the police station for a night if we meet again next time. We have all the records here."

Seeing that he jumped into the Yellow River, he couldn't explain clearly, so Lai sniffed and took out his wallet, "Uncle policeman, I have a question, how did you know we were in a car shock here."

The traffic policeman bowed his head and wrote while saying, "Some citizens reported it. There are still many good citizens who care about the construction of urban civilization. You should learn from them."

"...Hey!" Lai replied, and asked tentatively, "Who reported it?"

The traffic policeman raised his eyebrows, "Why, you still want to take revenge?"

"No, no," Lai said, shaking his head again and again, laughing, "Learn from Lei Feng."

After paying the fine and sending the traffic police away, Lai said with his hips crossed and slapped on the roof of the car, "Which bastard is full enough to report me!" He turned his face to the phone screen and said to the live broadcast room, "Is it you?"

-no.

- not plus 1

- not plus 10086

- Brother Bao, are you mentally retarded? You didn't even tell us where you were.

- i know who it is

- If you know who adds 1, please call me Di Renjie.

-Know who adds 10000 to Bao Zheng.

-Where to go here, which detective will die? Little Conan's friendly reminder, I also know who the criminal is.

Lai clicked his tongue, looked at the bullet screen and said angrily, "Detectives, tell me?"

- 10 minutes before your car was interrupted by the police uncle, a black Cayenne passed by your car, and the friends who saw it deducted 1.

Lai said, looking at the 11111 neatly brushed across the bullet screen, his heart moved, "Brothers, has anyone recorded my live video?"

As soon as he finished speaking, several viewers chatted with him privately.

Lai said that he would open one at random, download the video in it, and watch it slowly while leaning against the car door.

At the beginning of the video, it showed the distant mountains and the greenery outside. After more than ten minutes, a black Cayenne really broke into the camera, and the speed was relatively slow. glanced sideways.

Because the scenery here is good, and in order to distract himself from his butt, Lai said that he started a live broadcast to play with a group of fans. Since the scene of Ren Xiaowu tinkering with his butt is somewhat restricted, he has been using the rear camera to chat with the audience friends , I didn't expect to catch the bastard who reported him.

Lai said to fix the picture, zoomed in with his hand, stared at the people in the car window for a long time, and then let out a groan, feeling thousands of muddy horses galloping past in his heart.

Although the picture is blurry, for the person who robbed his little boyfriend half an hour ago and was bitten by a dog, Lai said that he has a deep memory of that face.

The person in the picture is not Li Lun, but someone else.

Oh shit!

asshole!

Depend on!