Boss, your love rival has come to kill you

"Who is he?" Li Lun narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked Fang Chi, who was on the side, looking condescendingly at the figure plopping into the car, with an elusive expression on his face.

Fang Chi held the galloping Chihuahua in his hands and scratched his head embarrassingly, "He is my ex-boyfriend, he just treated you as my new face, I'm sorry, Brother Li, I made you laugh."

"Well," Fang Chi asked coyly, taking a sneak peek at Li Lun's expression, "I'm gay, don't you mind?"

Li Lun shook his head and said, "I don't mind."

He turned around and sat back on the wicker chair, wiped the table with a napkin, ordered another cup of coffee, and sat opposite Fang Chi to continue chatting.

And Lai here said that after his little brother was kicked out by the Chihuahua, he covered his buttocks and howled and asked Ren Xiaowu to take him to the hospital quickly.

As a result, the urging was too hasty, the accelerator under the younger brother's feet was too hard, and Xiao Xiali gave him a joke halfway.

"Boss, I can't help it, the engine is burning..." Ren Xiaowu said helplessly as he closed the hood with a bang.

"Aw—" Lai wailed, lying on the back seat, beating his chest and stamping his feet, "God is going to kill me!"

"Old, old, boss, no...not so..."

"Why not!" Lai said, slapping Ren Xiaowu on the forehead,

"Here," Lai said, pointing to his feet, "I don't see a car for half an hour. Do you know how many people get rabies and die every day?"

"Old, Boss, don't worry, I, my... let me see first... look at your wounds, wounds."

Lai said that he took off his trousers with a whimper, and retreated to the knees. Ren Xiaowu was delighted to see that there was a large blood stain on one side of his boss's underwear, which looked like his aunt's side leakage.

Lai kicked his foot and said angrily, "Laugh! You still have the heart to laugh, your boss is dying, and you still laugh!"

"Boss, I, I was wrong, I...don't stop laughing," Ren Xiaowu pursed his lips, and said seriously, "Boss, you...you need to take off your panties, let me help...help you ?”

"Oh," Lai said in response, lifting his hips, and asked Ren Xiaowu to take off his underwear, and the wound bitten by the Chihuahua was fully exposed in the air.

The wound area is not large, only four small holes, but it looks quite deep.

"Xiao Wu, come on, take a picture of Grandpa, I'll take a look."

"Hey!"

Ren Xiaowu took a close-up shot of the buttocks and handed it to Lai, and it turned out that the former's photographing skills were really 'excellent', and several small holes were shot bloody and miserable, and Lai said that he cried when he saw it.

This is too miserable.

"I'm going to die, I'm really going to die!" Lai said, pouting his buttocks and beating Ren Xiaowu howling earth-shatteringly, "My QQ account with five figures and four crowns hasn't been sold yet, and my out-of-print game equipment hasn't been sold yet. , I haven't married a wife yet, I haven't fucked Fang Chi's ass yet... woo woo woo~"

Ren Xiaowu grabbed the paw that Lai said was beating his chest, and said sincerely, "Boss, boss, just... just... give me... no... won't it be done?"

Lai said, but shook his head gruntingly, "No, what should you do if you use up your number?"

Ren Xiaowu rolled his eyes greatly in his heart, Boss, you are going to die, why don't I think about the affairs of the world.

"Xiao Wu..." The wailing person suddenly stopped, his black eyes rolled around, and he strangled his little brother's neck with a smile, "You suck the poison out for me?"

When Ren Xiaowu heard this, one head instantly became two adults, and when he met a boss who was completely retarded in his common sense of life, his life was really hopeless.

"Why, you dislike my ass?" Lai said, looking at Ren Xiaowu's tangled expression of wanting to die, he bit his finger sadly, his peach blossom eyes blinked, and his wet eyes were about to cry.

"Boss...boss, look!" Ren Xiaowu suddenly put his mobile phone in front of Lai Shuo, and the title "Emergency measures after being bitten by a dog" came into view.

Lai said that he took the phone and clicked on the link to enter, and read word by word: After being bitten by a dog, you should immediately squeeze the wound, drain the dirty blood, then wash it with 20% soapy water, and then rinse it with clean water... cut Do not use your mouth to suck! ! !

"But on TV, don't you suck it with your mouth after being bitten by a poisonous snake?" Lai said, blinking, and raised his head blankly.

Ren Xiaowu rolled his eyes speechlessly, uneducated, really scary!

After saying goodbye to Fang Chi, Li Lun drove back to the city, and from a distance, he saw the small Xiali that had come to trouble him before, parked on the side of the road with double flashing lights.

He slowed down and glanced at little Xiali as he passed by.

There were only two people inside: the stuttering boy pressed Fang Chi's ex-boyfriend's leg with one hand, and rubbed his butt vigorously with the other. Fang Chi's ex-boyfriend was lying on the back seat and screaming.

Tsk, the picture is really exciting.

Li Lun took out his cell phone, and with a smile on his lips, he made a call.

"Hello, hello, is the city management supervision team? I saw someone parked on the side of Linhui Road, Guanlan Avenue, playing with car vibrations, and they were two men. This kind of behavior has a very bad impact on the construction of our urban civilization. Well, isn’t our city going to evaluate civilized cities recently, I think it is necessary to take some measures against uncivilized behaviors in this regard.”

"Oh, no thanks, I just happened to meet. Building a civilized city is the responsibility of every citizen."

"Okay, bye."

After hanging up the phone, Li Lun's gloomy mood caused by Lai Shuo rose again. He turned on the stereo and listened to light music all the way back to the city.