I, Yuelao, quit!

City S, Yuelao Temple in Luoqiu Mountain.

Luoqiu Mountain is an unremarkable hill, so short that it takes only half an hour to traverse the entire mountain, and there are no rare trees or animals.

There is only a dilapidated Yuelao temple that has been in disrepair for a long time and a thousand-year-old tree that is said to be miraculous.

In the early morning of weekdays, there was only a black Porsche driving at high speed on the road leading to Yuelao Temple on Luoqiu Mountain.

Lu Yue put on a bluetooth headset and connected to the assistant's call.

After routinely reporting his itinerary to him, the assistant reminded him: "Mr. Lu, the business meeting that Mr. Gu and you made an appointment with will start in half an hour."

"Well, I see."

The assistant paused for a while, then asked cautiously, "Mr. Lu, where are you now?"

After the car turned a curve, the mottled courtyard wall of Yuelao Temple appeared in sight, and Lu Yue lied without changing his face.

"On the way to the company."

The mechanical voice of the car navigation suddenly broadcast the report intimately, "I have arrived at the destination Luoqiushan Yuelao Temple. This navigation is over. I am very happy to serve you..."

The high-pitched navigation voice was clearly transmitted to the other end of the phone. The assistant was silent for a while, and said politely without losing embarrassment.

"Mr. Lu, I'll wait for you in the meeting room in half an hour."

"it is good."

After hanging up the phone, the assistant stood in front of Lu Yue's desk and sighed helplessly at the thick stack of documents on the desk.

Luoqiu Mountain is on the outskirts of the city, at least two hours' drive away from the company, how could Mr. Lu come here in time?

Is it possible to teleport over?

Suddenly, a pair of small horns emerged from Lu Yue's collar, followed by a pair of claws.

I saw a miniature dragon clawing at the neckline of Lu Yue's suit jacket, yawning, and lazily crawling out, lying on Lu Yue's shoulder.

It glanced sleepily toward the window.

"Lu Yue, as a friendly reminder, it's at least a two-hour drive from here to your company. Are you going to teleport to your office with a spiritual spell later?"

After making a sharp turn, Lu Yue braked the car neatly, and the little dragon on his shoulder was almost thrown directly onto the rear window.

He parked the car in an open space [-] meters away from Yuelao Temple, untied the suit jacket that bound him, and opened the car door wearing only a thin shirt.

"Ah."

Xiaolong was frightened by the sudden sudden brake just now, and the whole dragon was in a bad mood. He clutched a strand of Lu Yue's hair as a safety belt, and sparks sprang from his tail because of the fright.

"I'm really curious what brand of heart medicine your assistant bought, and it can withstand so many scary office changes."

"And Lu Yue, you have to go for snacks while pretending to be an ordinary person. Remember to check the weather forecast before you go out. Don't always dress against humanity in the cold weather like it's summer..."

Lu Yue pinched Xiaolong's tail expressionlessly, trying to pull Xiaolong off his clothes.

Xiaolong was so frightened that he tightly hugged Lu Yue's cufflinks with his paws.

"Why Lu Yue, don't beat me! Don't think that you can do whatever you want when I get smaller..."

Lu Yue paused for a moment, then indifferently picked up Xiaolong and stuffed it into the pocket of his suit jacket.

The cufflinks that Xiaolong hugged tightly as a lifebuoy also left together.

He draped his coat around his wrist, scribbling it on when he was going to see other people.

Xiaolong was still struggling in the pocket of his coat for a long time, and finally stuck out his head.

"...Lu Yue, can't you give me a little dignity as a dragon! Be careful, I'll take care of other masters outside every minute..."

Lu Yue put his fingers against Xiaolong's head and stuffed it back into his pocket, "Noisy, shut up."

He looked up at the acacia tree covered with intricate red lines in the distance, and the flowers on it were all in the state of budding.

The acacia tree on Luoqiu Mountain is the only acacia tree in the world.

It is also the exit of Yuelaosi Unicom to the world.

The knife-like cold wind blew violently, and the crown covered with red threads trembled a few times in the strong wind, and a marriage flower fell from above.

Lu Yue stepped through the piled up withered yellow leaves, and saw the new grave under the tree and the sacrificial bouquets at a glance.

A grave was built under the acacia tree at some time, and a tombstone carved with jade stood on the tomb.

There is only a white snake curled up on the tombstone, and it does not indicate who the owner of the tomb is.

There is a bamboo flute and a large bunch of withered marriage flowers in front of the tomb.

Lu Yue glanced over and saw that the marriage flowers were covered with dried red-brown blood, and his heart sank immediately.

He came too late.

There was a light-colored note stuck on the Marriage Flower. Lu Yue took out the note and found that it was inscribed in blood 'survivor' in the center.

The last stroke of the character '人' fainted with some blood, as if the person who wrote the blood character shed tears on it when he wrote the last stroke.

Xiaolong poked his head out with difficulty, and counted the number of marriage flowers in front of the tomb with his paws.

"Another eleven flowers."

Lu Yue said softly, "It's not eleven flowers, but eleven lives."

Xiaolong sighed, "The 'widow' sacrificed another eleven lives to this cold-blooded white snake, a total of 110 lives..."

Lu Yue remained silent, he bent down to pick up the unbloomed marriage flower that had just fallen from the acacia tree, his brows were furrowed, he didn't know what he was thinking about.

Looking at the top of the acacia tree, Xiaolong hesitated for a long time, "Lu Yue, something seems to have fallen from the sky..."

Lu Yue's body tensed slightly, he raised his eyes to look up to the sky, with his right hand on his waist, the hilt of the silver long sword looming at his waist, and a cold light flashed quickly on the sharp blade.

The next moment, Su Yun suddenly appeared on the top of the acacia tree.

Su Yun hugged the luggage in his arms in a daze, like a little squirrel holding a huge nut.

He sat on the top of the tree and looked around in confusion. After feeling the loneliness of "Looking at all the small mountains", he still didn't realize where he was, and leaned back——

"Ah, ah, where is this place, Director!"

Xiaolong couldn't bear to look directly, covered his eyes with his paws, and watched the little Yuelao fall from the top of the tree through the gaps in his paws.

Xiaoyue Lao was blocked by the red thread connecting the branches, and then fell down 'unimpeded'.

By the way, it was entangled into a horrible red thread human flesh dumpling.

It was stunned and sighed, "...this month's appearance and moves are quite coquettish."

Lu Yue just glanced at the 'landing' Su Yun indifferently, and when he confirmed that he was not a threat to him, he turned his gaze back to the Marriage Flower.

Even though Su Yun fell in front of him, lying on the ground dying, rubbing his butt, hissing in pain, Lu Yue's eyelids did not twitch in the slightest.

Dutifully playing the role of an ordinary person who cannot see the gods.

Su Yun felt that he was very likely to become the first immortal who fell directly to death in the mortal world.

Before they have time to shine and heat up and save the infatuated men and women in the world, the blood will splash on the bottom of the acacia tree and be turned into a pile of loess by the years.

When he was thrown to pieces, he miraculously found time to think about his epitaph.

'In 8102, Su Yun, the elder of the Heavenly Court, fell to his death'.

While rubbing his aching buttocks, Su Yun silently made an account for Qin Wuyuan in his heart.

Work injury!lose money!

When he recovered a little bit, he was surprised to find that there was someone in front of him.

Su Yun gasped for an instant, and fell heavily, but screamed in pain because of touching the injured buttocks.

"Everyone! How could there be anyone here..."

Qin Wuyuan stuffed him with a copy of "Terms and Conditions for Mortal Personnel Sending Outside the Heavenly Court" before driving him into the mortal world.

He roughly scanned the terms and conditions, and recited the hundred or so articles that would deduct the spirit stone three times, and finally reached the state of memorizing them fluently.

The first clause that will deduct the spirit stone is to appear directly in front of mortals in the state of a god, without changing into clothes suitable for the mortal environment, or without using the invisibility spell to ensure that mortals cannot see themselves.

Su Yun looked around nervously. There is no person from the Department of Prison and Punishment here, so he should not be found.

He held his beating heart in shock and let out a long breath.

Lu Yue slightly shifted his gaze to the terrified Xiaoyuelao in front of him, watching the dull hair on his head trembling back and forth like a tumbler.

In the bottom of his heart, he silently made an account for Xiaoyue Lao.

The heavenly court sent mortal personnel to appear in front of mortals without changing their clothes or invisibility, and deducted one hundred spirit stones.

"...But this person doesn't seem to see me?"

Su Yun clutched his butt, slowly moved back to Lu Yue's side, and approached Lu Yue curiously.

However, because of a sprained waist, he didn't control the strength well, and leaned forward too much, almost falling directly into Lu Yue's arms.

Lu Yue's brows twitched slightly, and his pupils dilated unconsciously.

Xiaoyue Lao in front of him was wearing a red robe with golden thread patterns and marriage flowers, lined with a plain white silk shirt, and wearing black boots inlaid with jade.

Her long black hair was tied up casually with a red ribbon, a red thread was wrapped around her white wrist, and the other end of the red thread was floating in the air.

Lu Yue is purely face-blind. He sees everyone with a standard combination of two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Anyway, no matter how long an ordinary person grows, they can't grow in this range.

He judges people by the strength of their spiritual power, not their appearance.

Beauty and ugliness don't matter to him.

But it was the same pair of eyes, but the eyes of the person in front of him were as clean and pure as a baby's, with a happy and lively light shining through the blackness.

When she smiles, there are actually a pair of cute little pear dimples on her face, which are lightly dotted on her cheeks that are somewhat plump.

Lu Yue understood the word 'pleasing to the eye' almost instantly.

For some unknown reason, he mentally canceled the account purchase of one hundred spirit stones just now.

Forget it, he wasn't really a mortal anyway.

And it's too troublesome to keep accounts.

When he was about to fall into Lu Yue's arms, Su Yun braked in time and abruptly stopped his fall.

If he really fell into this person's arms and was discovered by this person and caused unnecessary panic, he would be confiscated with three hundred spirit stones.

He was struggling to support the ground with one hand, while the other hand barely touched the Marriage Flower that fell to the ground.

Holding his breath, he stared blankly at Lu Yue as if he had lost his soul.

For a moment, their faces were very close, as if they were borrowing seats to kiss.

Xiaolong was so startled that he fell all the way down Lu Yue's shoulder, barely holding on to Lu Yue's other cuff button, fluttering in the wind.

Su Yun murmured, "This man..."

Just when Xiaolong thought that another person was fascinated by Lu Yue's beauty, Su Yun quickly pulled out the marriage book from the bag beside him.

Comparing the rough portrait in the marriage book to the man in front of him.

He was overjoyed, his voice was trembling with excitement, and his eyes burst out with a strong light like a carnivorous animal seeing its prey.

"... Isn't that the man I'm looking for who broke the red line 99 times?!"

Su Yun pulled out the brief introduction in the marriage book, and read carefully one by one.

"Lu Sheng, male, 36 years old, the general manager of a certain company, has been on blind dates many times but has not succeeded once... So far, he has broken through 99 marriages, and is number two on the first-level blacklist of Yuelaosi."

"...The director's friendly note: If he breaks free from marriage again, it is recommended that he be single for the rest of his life, and engrave him and his right hand together on the Three Lives Stone."

When hearing this 'No. [-] person', Lu Yue, whose expression had never changed slightly, pursed his lips, glanced at Su Yun beside him who was reading vigorously, and was actually a little annoyed.

Xiaolong laughed until his stomach ached, rolling back and forth in Lu Yue's pocket.

"Warmly congratulate Director Lu for opening up a new position for Yuelao Division's first-level blacklist!"

There are only two seats on the first-level blacklist of Yue Lao Division, all of which are occupied by a man named Lu Mingyue.

The first name is Director Lu Yue from Heaven, and the second is President Lu Shenglu who wears a vest in the world.

"..."

Lu Yue ruthlessly shook the suit jacket on his hands, and after a graceful parabola was drawn in the air, Xiaolong, who laughed too exaggeratedly, was thrown to the ground with a snap.

Su Yun tied the black rope used for tracking traces to Lu Yue's hand like handcuffs, twisted it back and forth several times, and then tied a knot to lock it firmly.

Then wrap the other end around your wrist.

Su Yun bit the black thread with his teeth and tied a knot with force. He even showed a sharp little canine tooth because he smiled so happily.

"17 spirit stones, I have successfully captured you!"

The author has something to say: Gong’s real name: Lu Yue (yue, four tones), vest: Lu Sheng (sheng, four tones)~