I, Yuelao, quit!

Chapter 1 A little moon fell from the sky

Tianting, Yue Laosi.

Su Yun held a ball of tied red thread and put a pair of scissors in his arms, and tiptoed into the warehouse where the red thread was piled up.

When pulling the red line in the morning, I ran into a scumbag who had seven beds. Su Yun worked so hard to smooth out the knot of evil fate for him all morning, but he still hasn't untied it.

In the end, the desperate Su Yun chose to take out the scissors, and let him start all over regardless of his bad and good fate.

He deliberately walked lightly, while turning his head to see if anyone noticed his unusual movements behind him.

After all, there is a director who is elusive and always likes to deduct wages, so he must be cautious and cautious.

After hiding in the corner, Su Yun took out the scissors, and was about to cut off the dead knot on the red line violently with a few clicks, when a cool sound like thunder suddenly exploded in his ear.

"Su Yun, what are you doing? Violently breaking the knot of the red line will result in deductions of wages."

Su Yun reacted very quickly and immediately changed the direction of the scissors in his hand, and trimmed the almost non-existing hairs on the red line in his hand 'gently and carefully'.

He made up nonsense with seriousness.

"Report to the director, this red line seems to be a bit forked, I will trim it for you, and I have no intention of violently untying the knot!"

Director Qin Wuyuan raised his eyebrows slightly, he sneered and said coolly.

"Oh? It's a pity that the red line has not yet developed the function of bifurcation. One hundred spirit stones will be deducted from the monthly salary."

After being sentenced to the 'death penalty' of deducting wages, Su Yun's expression of pretending to be calm collapsed in an instant, and the dumb hair on the top of his head fell down limply.

"What the director said is that I will definitely remember what the director taught me, and recite it sincerely a hundred times day and night."

"but……"

Qin Wuyuan ignored Su Yun's messy flattery, he looked directly at Su Yun, and changed the subject.

"Now there is an opportunity for you to get promoted and raise your salary."

Su Yunteng stood up suddenly, and the hair on the top of his head that had been wilted suddenly exploded, he said excitedly.

"Director, no matter how many difficulties and obstacles there are in this opportunity, it is my appreciation that you are willing to give me..."

"Go to the world and help someone lead the red line."

Su Yun sat down calmly in an instant, buried his head and pulled the red thread beside him, and said in a sad tone.

"...But, Director, I think Heaven needs my diligent little screw even more."

When he caught the word "go to the world" in his ears, Su Yun immediately understood why the director wanted to lift himself out of the corner, and deliberately suppressed his violent temper to talk nicely to himself.

Because although Yuelaosi has hundreds of Yuelao matchmakers, they can't find a single person who is willing to go down to earth.

There is no other reason, but because recently the various divisions of the heavenly court have sent migrant gods to the world to make their lives more and more miserable.

Because of poor management of the company, Little God of Wealth is struggling on the verge of bankruptcy and liquidation. He eats a bowl of instant noodles for three yuan every day, and he can't even add a braised egg.

In the end, he could only rely on the beast koi who encouraged him to buy more lottery tickets to live a miserable life.

And Yuelaosi is the first Xiaoyuelao who lives in the world. He failed to pull the red line, and even got himself into it. He was cheated of money and feelings, and finally squatted by the river and cried loudly, saying that he no longer believed in love. .

While Su Yun was recalling the tragic past of the descendants of the immortals, a man staggered towards Qin Wuyuan with a weeping face.

While running panting, he shouted in a crying voice, "Director! Something is wrong! That man's red thread is broken again!!!"

Qin Wuyuan's brows twitched fiercely.

The man who was rushing over was tripped by a ball of red thread scattered on the ground, and fell down beside Qin Wuyuan's legs with a plop.

Su Yun was terrified when he saw it, but that man didn't care about tidying up his embarrassing self, so he hugged Qin Wuyuan's thigh and cried out.

"Director! After that person's red line was broken, the name on the Sansheng Stone floated green all over the line, so green that it was almost glowing! We kicked the Sansheng Stone several times according to your instructions, but we still haven't recovered..."

Qin Wuyuan stared at the marriage book that the man handed over, and the thick ink writing on the marriage book was gradually fading away.

His aura was already unstable, and Su Yun could even vaguely hear the roar of thunder and lightning in the sky caused by the excessive fluctuation of his spiritual power.

"And most of the marriage books in Fengyuan Hall are on fire! We haven't had time to back them up yet! We have to work overtime until dawn again, Director, why are our lives so hard..."

Qin Wuyuan closed his eyes, sneered a few times, exerted a little force on his fingers, and he unconsciously squeezed the blank marriage book into a ball of waste paper.

Su Yun could hear the killing intent from those sneers, and the cold air climbed up his back in an instant.

Qin Wuyuan held the wreckage of the marriage book and said softly.

"I broke the red line 99 times, and the three life stones and the treasure book of marriage were all messed up. We, Yue Lao, had hundreds of people working overtime all night for him. ..."

Just when Su Yun thought that the director said that he would personally go out to help that person lead the red line, Qin Wuyuan raised a frightening and cold smile, and said every word in a gloomy voice.

"...kill him personally."

Su Yun was so frightened that he threw the ball of red thread out instantly. The ball of red thread was slapped and fell to the corner of the wall, and rolled back into Su Yun's arms in aggrieved manner.

Qin Wuyuan threw out the fragments of the blank marriage book in his hand, and the fragments burned up in the air instantly.

He changed the subject, "However, it doesn't matter, even if I can't go to the world, don't you still have you? Hmm, Su Yun?"

"Are you going to the world to take Yue Laosi's life?"

"Director, actually I..."

"I have written the title and the report for you. It just so happens that there is only one candidate for the Yuelao Branch of the Tianting Office in the Human World, and that is you."

"...I actually just want to be in Heaven..."

"Oh, by the way, haven't I told you about the salary and benefits of the Tianting's office in the world? It starts at [-] spiritual stones per month, and the year-end bonus and performance bonus are calculated separately. There are spiritual liquid and other benefits during the holidays..."

Before he could speak, Su Yun immediately stood up, ignoring the ball of red thread that fell to the ground, tightly holding his hand, and said with tears in his eyes.

"Sir, stop talking! The world is my true destination! That person's marriage needs my rescue! You believe that I can help that person get the red line!"

Ten thousand spirit stones for a month!

After he saves for 100 years without eating or drinking, he can buy a 100-ping house in the center of Tianting!

Qin Wuyuan almost didn't get used to Su Yun's changes before and after, he was silent for a moment, then said resolutely.

"Okay, then you can descend to the mortal world now, and go directly to the mortal world in the body of a god, and you don't need to ask for a physical body from the commanding officer over there."

"Ah? Director, isn't this a bit too fast, I'm not ready yet..."

"The sooner you go down to earth, the sooner your salary will be calculated."

"Director Qin, in fact, I am always ready to go to the world, and I can start right now! There will be no delay!"

Almost in the blink of an eye, Su Yun stuffed the ball of red thread into the storage bag, and then carried his almost empty little treasure bag, holding his head high.

"Director, let's go!"

Half an hour later, Su Yun carried the "Gift Pack for Beginners from Immortals" handed to him by the director, and tied his treasure bag with only two thousand spirit stones around his waist.

Standing in front of the entrance to the human world with the determination to die.

Yue Laosi's entrance to the human world is very narrow, it looks like a dark hole, surrounded by a simple wooden fence.

Anyway, everyone is unwilling to go to the human world, and the place around the entrance to the world is so barren that no one has to sweep it with a thick layer of fallen leaves.

Qin Wuyuan stood beside him, frowning and flipping through the marriage book.

"After you go to the human world, remember to report the situation of that person to me at any time, and try to get that person a red line as soon as possible."

Su Yun was looking down at the dark entrance, he swallowed nervously, tentatively took a step inside, and then retracted quickly.

Why is this entrance more terrifying and eerie than the so-called Zhuxian Terrace in human novels?

Don't dare to jump.

I feel that after this skip, my originally bright divine life will fall into a place of eternal doom.

Qin Wuyuan looked back at Yue Laosi's nearly destroyed Fengyuan Hall, and his mood became worse.

"As long as you can lead him to the red line within a year, I will give you another [-] spirit stones as a bonus."

Before Qin Wuyuan finished speaking, he felt a gust of cool wind blowing over his face, and along with that gust of cool wind were Su Yun's words that were gradually going away.

"Director, I'm going to the world right now! Time must not be lost! Within a year, I will definitely bring that person's marriage certificate to see you!"

When Qin Wuyuan raised his head, he found that there was no one around the entrance to the world, and the bleak autumn wind swept a few fallen leaves to cover the place where Su Yun was standing just now.

"..."

Su Yun, who was still hesitant about how to jump to reduce the ground contact area, has already jumped down in a heroic posture of throwing a well.

17 spirit stones are calling him, when not jumping now!

Jump one second earlier, help that person get on the red line one second earlier, and get promoted and raise salary one second earlier to marry the brilliant god who is rich and handsome!

"...Why did he jump into the well? Did I not tell him that Yue Laosi's exit to the world is the top of the acacia tree?"

Qin Wuyuan closed the marriage book with no expression on his face, "Forget it, I won't die anyway."

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