The Blaze of Xueba

Boyhood ([-])

Zhou Yan followed Li Lie to the school wall, Li Lie said with a smile, "Let's eat outside."

Isn't this equivalent to violating the school's school rules prohibiting going out of school?Zhou Yan was inexplicably excited, he nodded without hesitation, "Okay."

"Let my brother show you what a martial arts master is."

After Li Lie finished speaking, he quickly climbed up the crooked neck tree. The school uniform tied around his waist swayed from side to side with the blowing wind. He stepped onto the low wall effortlessly and jumped down easily. No buffering.

He is really a master of martial arts.Zhou Yan thought to himself.

Li Lie shouted outside, "Hurry up and jump over here!"

Hearing this, Zhou Yan took a deep breath. He put one foot on the tree with crooked neck, and then imitated Li Lie to hook onto the fairly wide wall. Although the movement was fluent, his body was a little trembling.

Li Lie spread his hands with a smile on his face, as if he was going to catch Zhou Yan.Zhou Yan frowned and said, "Go away, I'm going to jump off." As he spoke, he jumped down solemnly like a diver. Fortunately, Li Lie supported him with a strong wrist, otherwise Zhou Yan would have jumped. You have to face the loess and plant a dog-eat-shit somersault.

Li Lie asked eagerly, "Are you okay, did you wipe it?" He held Zhou Yan's hand and looked over and over again, Zhou Yan pulled out his hand, feeling that Li Lie cared too much, and said coldly, "It's not you hand, why are you so nervous, besides, I’m fine.”

Li Lie patted his head and laughed, "You are really indifferent, young master. It must be the first time you skipped school. Why, is it exciting or exciting?"

Zhou Yan smiled triumphantly, and thumped the chest of Li Lie who came closer, "Thanks to you, I'm so excited that I'm going to heaven." It was the first time he had violated school rules and regulations in so many years, and he was a bad student. The rebellion has become bigger and bigger like a fire, and he feels unprecedentedly happy and free.

Then Yang Wei jumped down with a buffer speed of 80.00%, and Wu Pang also climbed over the wall as if he was stuck. He fell to the ground as expected, and consciously used his butt to make intimate contact with the cock.

Yang Wei scolded, "Wu Fei, you have climbed over the wall so many times, but you haven't made any progress at all. What do you think you can do with your piss?!"

Wu Pang patted his buttocks and got up, probably because he himself felt cowardly, so he didn't refute Yang Wei's words. He looked like a bear, and said with a smile, "My urination is so big, I can even eat you when I'm hungry." .”

Yang Wei's palm landed on his shoulder, "It's a shame to eat, but I didn't expect you to have such a strong taste that even your compatriots would eat it, eh, it's inhumane."

Li Lie interrupted the pair of Haier brothers' daily pinching, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, the sun is shining, let's go eat quickly."

It was meal time at this time, and the restaurant business outside was in a mess. The seats were full of people, mostly students. Judging by the color of the school uniforms, some were from No. [-] Middle School, and some were from Xigao. Zhou Yan looked around happily, all this was new and exciting to him.

After walking for a while, I finally found a Malatang restaurant with fewer people. Li Lie and Zhou Yan sat side by side, and Yang Wei and Wu Pang sat opposite.

Li Lie raised the menu and said, "I invite you to order this meal, you can order as you like."

Yang Wei and Wu Fatty coaxed, "Brother Xie Lie!" Immediately, the two shiny heads got together, keeping their heads on the brightly colored menu.

Zhou Yan said to Li Lie, "Are you so rich? You always invite me."

Li Lie nodded with a smile, "Didn't you see that your brother is a local tyrant who hides his secrets?"

Zhou Yan put the menu on the table, stared at Li Lie up and down for three seconds, and jokingly said, "Oh, can't local tyrants even afford a watch?"

Faced with Zhou Yan's thorn, Li Lie had to give in. He didn't say a word, holding the menu and thinking about what he wanted to eat.Yang Wei and Wu Fatty are veterans, and they ordered in a few minutes. Li Lie is also a master at food, and quickly handed over his order to the boss.

Zhou Yan was still circling around like ants on a hot pot. In his eyes, there was no difference between meat, vegetable, vegetable, and soy products, and there was no hierarchical concept. He really didn't know where to start with a pencil.

Li Lie thought that this young master is really otherworldly.He took the pen in Zhou Yan's hand and asked, "You don't have any taboos, do you?" Zhou Yan shook his head hesitantly, "No, I don't know much about food."

"That's good." Li Lie buried his head and drew a few outlines like he usually does a question, and ordered Zhou Yan's dishes.

Wu Pang's stunned head and blue eyes stared at the kitchen, his five fat fingers slammed on the table, thinking to himself, why hasn't it been served yet, he's starving to death!

Yang Wei had nothing to do, and he wasn't too hungry. He had a panoramic view of the scene between Li Lie and Zhou Yan just now, and then contacted Li Lie's 360-degree smiling dog face with Zhou Yan on weekdays. Consciously glowing with a cheap smile like a spring tide.

Malatang was served, each bowl was big and rich, Wu Pang seemed to be eating ginseng fruit like Zhu Bajie, he ate it quickly and didn't taste the taste, but found that others had just started eating.Yang Wei showed kindness and gave half of it to Wu Pang with the appearance of my Buddha's compassion. He found that he not only wanted to eat this spicy soup, but also the dog food thrown by the opposite side anytime and anywhere.

People really are still ignorant.He couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Li Lie carefully ordered rich dishes for Zhou Yan, all meat and vegetables, and the staple food was wide noodles that he usually chose based on Zhou Yan's taste. Seeing that Zhou Yan was quite satisfied, his heart soared slowly.

Normally, Li Lie and Wu Fat would talk about family affairs when they were together, but both of them would stop at the point and not go into depth.If Yang Wei was added, they would be basketball fans gathering together to chat about basketball. Now that Zhou Yan was added, the atmosphere suddenly became a little weird. They didn't know how to open their mouths, but they couldn't just eat, how embarrassing it would be.

Li Lie had to do it. He estimated Zhou Yan's appetite, and said, "I don't know what will happen if the physics teacher knows that we skipped class collectively. He won't be so angry that he won't come to class for a week?" He broke out in a hot sweat, He put down his chopsticks and poured down the iced Sprite.

Zhou Yan also took a sip of Sprite, and took up the conversation, "It is possible that the physics teacher is a menopausal woman who can't sell her cuteness."

Wu Fat and Yang Wei were stunned for a moment, they didn't expect that Xueba, who usually had a serious face, would still be so sharp.Yang Wei got excited and asked, "What about the chemistry teacher?"

"A plaster cast with an expressionless face."

"Where's the biology teacher?"

"It has a fish face that represents the temperament of this discipline."

"Where's the political teacher?" Wu Fat suppressed a smile and asked cautiously.

"Ignorant Hitler."

"Where's the history teacher?"

"Great inheritor of the lengthy footbinding."

"What about geography?"

"The little old man with mischievous eyebrows is probably the aftereffect of squinting at the globe too much."

Speech cannons ah.Even Li Lie couldn't help but admire Zhou Yan's ability to know people when he saw blood, but what he saw more was the unknown side of Zhou Yan's heart, which was very different from the serious and boring him in his daily life. Same.

As if he was looking for something.

After eating, Li Lie paid the bill. For some reason, he was a little anxious. After calming down for a while, he realized that this anxiety came from the fact that they were a team of four, and now he just wanted to be alone with Zhou Yan.

He found that Zhou Yan was also inexplicably anxious. The four of them were either stuck talking or talking with each other, not on the same point at all.

At this time, Yang Wei played his role as a paparazzi. He sniffed that he was a light bulb, so he dragged Wu Pang away quickly. Come with me now, and I'll run errands for you to buy snacks after class."

These words had an immediate effect, Wu Pang immediately walked like flying, and ran forward like a big dog with Yang Wei.In the end, Yang Wei gave Li Lie a comprehensible wink: Brother Lie, you must repay your kindness today and tomorrow!

The world of the two of them became very quiet. Li Lie's restless heart finally fell to the ground. After passing through the noisy crowd, Zhou Yan slowed down. He said, "Thank you."

Li Lie circled his shoulders familiarly, and said in an intimate tone, "Hey, Zhou Yan, you should save me thanking me in the future, how can another thank you be enough?"

"what do you want?"

Li Lie showed his true face in Lushan, smiled meanly, hooked Zhou Yan's chin with his hand, and said, "Why don't you make a promise with your body."

After saying these words, Li Lie's feet hurt tremendously, and he stared at the angry Zhou Yan with wide eyes, unable to speak a word due to the pain.

After Zhou Yan stepped on the gangster Li Lie, he went back to school without looking back. He thought: What a dog can't change eating shit!

After the incident of skipping class was revealed, the consequences would be very serious.Sure enough, the next day, Lao Cai was gloomy and silent in the class meeting.

It is said that when the physics teacher came to class, she found that the class was empty. She stood there for 10 minutes with a stern face as if she had come to a big aunt. .

Although this physics teacher is knowledgeable, he has no brains. He only cares about teaching test scores and knows nothing about human relationships.In front of all the teachers, I argued with Lao Cai, "Mr. Cai, you are good students in your class. They skipped physics class collectively. Are you good at it?! Is this how you usually manage students?! Everyone is blind Elder, there is no discipline! I worked so hard to prepare the lesson plans, but all of them ran out to play!"

Fortunately, Lao Cai was calm and did not argue with this menopausal woman. He knew very well that this was obviously a physical education class, because the first physical education class was self-study when it rained, and the physics teacher took advantage of it, but the next Several physical education classes were forcibly occupied, which made the sky angry and people complained, so the students had no choice but to "skip class".

Lao Cai looked gloomyly at the students stumbling around in the audience, thinking that they were really pitiful, they got up in the dark every day and studied non-stop, and finally had a physical education class to take a break and were occupied.But it is pitiful, and discipline cannot be lost. He asked, "Who took the lead in skipping class yesterday?"

The class was as quiet as a grave, with a serious atmosphere. After 3 minutes Li Lie stood up, "It's me."

Lao Cha guessed that it was probably Li Lie, and he reprimanded Li Lie harshly in front of the whole class, just like Mr. Lu Xun's "beating a dog in the water".

Zhou Yan was annoyed and couldn't bear it. He stood up abruptly and shouted, "There's me." Li Lie was scolded by Lao Cai and kept his head down. Gently tugging at the corners of Zhou Yan's school uniform with both hands, Zhou Yan understood, attached his right hand to his left hand, and shook it lightly.

Lao Cai hadn't recovered from Zhou Yan's sudden shock, and then he saw Yang Wei, Wu Pang and the people behind all stood up one by one, forming waves from back to front, and they all stood up, looking neat and solemn. The terracotta warriors and horses, and all shouted - and me.

It was the first time for Lao Cai to see such a strange thing after so many years of teaching, which posed a challenge to his work as a class teacher, but he quickly adjusted his mentality and scolded seriously, "Sit down, you think you are playing a youth dog Blood drama?!" He called Li Lie to the corridor alone to talk.

Qi Qiran, who was in the class, was sweating for Li Lie, and Zhou Yan peeked out from time to time.

Lao Cai said, "Li Lie, I always thought you were a child who could handle things calmly. Why are you so courageous and undisciplined that you incited the whole class to skip class together."

Li Lie said, "Teacher, you also know that it is a physical education class, and I should take physical education. If I am not disciplined, it is because the physics teacher was undisciplined first. I am just a step ahead of the uprising for the people."

Lao Cai sighed, thinking that he couldn't find anything to refute Li Lie, so he said, "No matter what, as the class monitor, you take the lead in violating discipline, and as the class teacher, I must punish you."

"Teacher, please hold your hand high." Li Lie said aggrievedly. Seeing Lao Cai's angry and unpretentious look, he expected that Lao Cai was on their side.

Lao Cai said, "You don't have to attend this class, you will be punished by standing outside, and you will also submit a 3000-word examination to the physics teacher and apologize to her in person."

Li Lie nodded, "I will."

Seeing that Li Lie's attitude was quite sincere, Lao Cai couldn't bear to add, "From now on, physical education class will be taught in a fair and aboveboard way. If anyone occupies the physical education class again, you can tell me."

Li Lie didn't expect to have this extra benefit. He couldn't help but be overjoyed, but he couldn't get angry in front of Lao Cai. After Lao Cai left, he climbed up the window like a monkey, and leaked this shocking top secret perfectly with his mouth. The people in the class were boiling for a while.

He sat on the window sill with his back against the wall, as if hiding behind the curtain, appearing and disappearing from time to time.As soon as Zhou Yan turned his head, he saw Li Lie's carefree posture. He looked down at Li Lie's side face, his hands were crossed in front of his chest, a pair of beautiful long legs were resting casually, and his black hair was fluffy. Growing up, this is the first time he has looked at him carefully, and he has envy in his heart: When will he be like him, free and unrestrained?

Li Lie surrounded the curtains while no one was paying attention, and Zhou Yan was surrounded. Li Lie said angrily, "Brother, do you think I have been possessed for so long? Then I will charge for it." Oh, 100 yuan a second."

"Cut! Who wants to see you, a rascal!" Zhou Yan saw that there were still 5 minutes before the end of get out of class, so he jumped onto the window sill, passed Li Lie, and jumped into the corridor.

"Brother, you are very skilled. Do you mind taking an apprentice?" Li Lie jumped off the window sill and leaned on Zhou Yan who was lying on the corridor looking at the scenery.

"I don't accept hooligans." Zhou Yan replied calmly, his eyes turned to the distance, looking at the fairly beautiful scenery of Fengqi Mountain.

Zhou Yan didn't expect that this bastard Li Lie would really play tricks on him. In broad daylight, this bastard Li Lie actually kissed him on the face.

Zhou Yan was confused.

Li Lie said unhurriedly, "Didn't you say I'm a hooligan? Hey, I'll give you a personal experience. It's free."

"Li Lie! I'm going to cut you!"

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, it was the first time that people in class 17 heard Zhou Yan roaring so loudly in the corridor, and then saw the angry Zhou Yan chasing Li Lie who was about to run around.

Wu Fat murmured, "What's wrong with Brother Lie and Zhou Yan? Could it be that they really fought?"

Yang Wei twitched his fingers and smiled like an expert outside the world, "Hmph, beating is kissing, scolding is love, you are still young, so you don't understand."