The Blaze of Xueba

Boyhood ([-])

Zhou Yan felt that he was about to split due to Li Lie's frequent schizophrenic behavior. He watched Li Lie run out suddenly in a daze. Then the corner of his mouth moved inexplicably.

Those two goods are still kind of fun.He thought about Li Lie's behavior just now with a long reflex arc, and smiled carefully.

Li Lie ran back to the classroom after expressing his passionate emotions madly. The moment his butt touched the chair, the preparatory bell rang. As usual, he asked the whole class to quiet down and preview the upcoming class. Then he didn't sleep on the table as usual, but straightened up and took out the textbook to preview.

Damn it... Zhou Yan has been peeking at Li Lie since he entered the classroom, is this guy still Li Lie... Just when he looked away from the corner of his eye, Li Lie looked at him with a smile and said, "Student committee, you also You have to set an example, don't keep looking at me, this handsome guy, you have to preview the class that will be taught today, you know?"

Zhou Yan's heart was complicated, and he thought that if this guy was given some sunshine, he would not be able to find the north. He ignored Li Lie, took out his physics book, and began to study hard.

The first and second classes in the morning are the best time to fall asleep. Except for the students in the first three rows sitting upright listening to the class, the other students in class 17 are either falling asleep or on the way to falling asleep.

Except for Zhou Yan, of course.It's just that I didn't expect that today Li Lie, like Zhou Yan's imitation, would actually look at the blackboard, listen to the lecture, and take notes with style.

Is the sun coming out from the south?

Wu Fat and Yang Wei couldn't hold on after the first class. He slid his hands and fell on the table naturally.But the physics teacher doesn't finish class in the middle, and he has two classes in a row. Physics is an important and difficult subject. Everyone (mainly those who are awake) dare not complain. There is no way.

After finally getting out of class, the physics teacher finally left after assigning homework with a book in hand.Li Lie didn't even have time to take off his glasses before falling on the desk. His waist was tired and his head hurt. He didn't expect that being a good student was so difficult. It was a real pain. He just wanted to sleep for a while during the twenty minutes between classes.

He had just closed his eyes, but he didn't expect that radio gymnastics music, which hadn't been played for thousands of years, would be played from the loudspeaker in front of the classroom today, and there was also the male duck's voice of the dean of teaching:

Please come to the playground quickly to gather the students in the first grade to do radio gymnastics.

Please come to the playground quickly to gather the students in the first grade to do radio gymnastics.

Please come to the playground quickly to gather the students in the first grade to do radio gymnastics.

This shout resounded every 3 minutes, and it was magical.Li Lie's heart was racing, and he wanted to blurt out the word "fuck", but he restrained himself when Zhou Yan was by his side.

Li Lie stood up and said to the whole class, "Now you all go to the playground to assemble, don't be coy, and when you arrive at the playground, stand up quickly and get ready to do exercises."

The people in the class talked a lot, and they all walked out of the classroom suspiciously with "a hundred thousand why" faces:

Why do you suddenly have to do exercises today? Is the dean full of food?

I would rather do the questions than do the exercises, it's so embarrassing, and I'm not a primary school student.

I almost forgot how to do it, I'll be ready to move later, who wants to stand still with me?

……

Although there was a lot of chatter and reluctance, he still walked out of the classroom despite the urging voice of the dean.

Zhou Yan sighed, he didn't want to do exercises either, those twittering complaints in the class were exactly what he was thinking in his heart, yes, he wasn't a primary school student, what kind of exercises between classes...it was annoying.

He glanced at Li Lie, and somehow asked him, "Do you know why you suddenly have to do exercises between classes today?" As soon as he said this, he regretted it. How could Li Lie know, this sentence is a bit like talking And say something.

Li Lie looked at him with a smile and said, "You want to know?"

Zhou Yan was full of regrets in his heart, and immediately turned cold, and walked past Li Lie, pretending that he hadn't asked that stupid question just now.

Li Lie originally wanted to tease Zhou Yan, but he didn't expect this young master to be so ruthless. He caught up with Zhou Yan who had already walked out of the classroom, happily put his hands on his shoulders, and said, "Because we changed the principal."

"What does changing the principal have to do with doing exercises between classes?" Zhou Yan asked puzzled.

Li Lie said proudly, "Do you know how to kill chickens to warn monkeys? I heard that the new principal is vigorous and decisive, unlike our old principal who was eccentric and ignorant. It must be the new principal who asked us to do exercises today. On the one hand, he has to rectify Our first-year discipline, on the other hand, is to show his skills to other school leaders. This is called seeing the big from the small, and knowing the small from the small."

Zhou Yan was confused when he heard this, "You make it sound like some kind of political struggle."

Li Lie patted Zhou Yan's head, pretending to be deep and said, "Son, you are still young and don't understand the dangers of the world."

Zhou Yan pushed Li Lie's hand away, "How old are you? You're not a brat, you've watched too much House of Cards." Bi Zhouyan ran down the stairs to the playground with Li Lie behind him like an eagle Like a chick catcher, he ran after him happily.

Because the secret school motto of No. 10 Middle School for many years is that learning is everything, and things that have nothing to do with academic performance are not important and can be regarded as nothing, so this mere radio gymnastics is actually a waste of time in the eyes of many students. , There was no enthusiasm, and the pace slowed down. As a result, all the first-year students did not gather in the playground until the bell rang for the third class after [-] minutes.

The new principal standing on the platform was a middle-aged man with a normal build. He looked vigorous, with a fire burning in his eyes, as if he was ready to do something big at any time.Holding the loudspeaker in his hand, his lungs were about to explode when he saw this group of high school freshmen standing staggeringly and whispering to each other.

He glared at this group of students, and the IQs of the students in No. [-] Middle School were not low. Seeing the silent principal, he gradually calmed down consciously.

After a long time, the principal took the loudspeaker and scolded sharply, "It's the first time I've seen students like you as the principal for so many years. Doing exercises is slower than shitting. Are your legs disabled? Hearing the sound on the radio?" Shouldn’t the voice be rushing down quickly?! Standing upright, everyone is staggering, did you go to be a thief last night?! Today we don’t get in line and we don’t go to class or eat!”

The headmaster yelled sharply, and continued to roar like an instructor in the army without breathing, "Now the monitors of each class come out to form a formation, and when doing exercises, they stand in two rows and stand in two rows according to their height. Girls are in front and boys are behind, and the distance between exercises should be based on the length of the open arms of the two neighbors!"

After hearing this, Li Lie started to line up in class 17. He is a very clear-headed person, and he is well-versed in personnel and affairs. The study committee members of the class are arranged together.

After the roar of the headmaster, the crowd that had been scattered like sand became more dignified. He came down to inspect in person. When he reached class 17, he stopped, nodded slightly, and asked the students at the front which class they were in. Answered class 17.

The principal asked, "Who is the monitor of Class 17?"

Li Lie ran out and replied loudly, "It's me, Li Lie."

The principal said, "This team is well lined up." Seeing Li Lie's high spirits, he felt a little fond of this boy. The so-called like-minded people attract each other. He was attracted by Li Lie's strong aura and endured it. He kept patting his shoulder and said bluntly, "I appreciate you very much."

After hearing this, Li Lie immediately lowered his head and said humbly, "This is what I should do as the monitor."

The principal didn't stay for long and ran back to the platform. Li Lie turned around and saw boys and girls from class 17 and other classes looking at him, showing expressions of curiosity, envy, admiration, envy or disdain, but these people It wasn't the object he wanted to pay attention to, his heart was always only on that person, he glanced at Zhou Yan, but the young master didn't look at him.

He just knew he wouldn't be the same as these ordinary people, he was different.But he was a little disappointed. He was praised by the principal in front of all the teachers and students in the school. He couldn't help being proud of his heart that hadn't overflowed for many years. He really wanted that person to see his light and be affirmed by that person.

Fortunately, over the years, he is used to disappointment, just like an injured person is used to pain, he doesn't mind.He scolded himself, what a hypocrite!

The house leak happened to be raining all night, and the music on the broadcast over there just finished reorganizing the formation was stuck again, always "Now let's—" before the broadcast was over, there was a squeak.

The headmaster didn't rush, and he didn't panic when he was in danger. He called to remind him, and after several reminders to no avail, he went to the radio to fix it himself. After a while, it was repaired, and the radio began to play music fluently.

Zhou Yan was just gloating about whether there was no music, so he didn't need to do exercises. He didn't expect that the abominable principal had an indomitable spirit, and he insisted on letting them do exercises in shame.

As soon as the music started, all the students in the grade started to move in black and white school uniforms, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven..." Seeing that everyone around them was doing exercises meticulously, Zhou Yan found himself The worry just now is unnecessary, what to be afraid of, isn't it just doing exercises, who can't do it!His blood surged up for a moment, and he was forced to move with the music while tearing his face away.

This bewitching movement made Li Lie, who was standing obliquely behind him, laugh so hard that he couldn't stretch his hands straight. He almost couldn't help laughing and lay on the ground. He looked at Zhou Yan's funny movements and thought, is he doing exercises? Is it the wronged little daughter-in-law who waved her hands and feet dryly to revolt? Is he going to revolt like Cheng Sheng and Wu Guang...

There was a part of radio gymnastics that turned backwards, but Li Lie didn't turn the other way. He saw Zhou Yan's serious face coupled with his ridiculously funny and stiff movements, and finally he couldn't hold back his buttocks laughing and lay on the ground, as if The epileptic man laughs until tears are in the corners of his eyes.

Fortunately he stood at the end, Lao Cai stood at the front and didn't see him. He got up and started doing exercises again. In fact, he himself was not much better than Zhou Yan.

The more than three minutes of exercise time between classes was finally over. Everyone stood apart like wooden stakes. It was not until the principal said to gather that everyone got together in an orderly manner. The principal was afraid, and no longer dared to procrastinate casually.

The principal shouted at the top of his voice, "Today is equivalent to an audition. From tomorrow onwards, as long as it is not raining or snowing, you have to run down to do exercises as soon as possible after the second class, regardless of whether the radio music is playing or not! Students! Not only to study, but also to exercise and exercise discipline!  …”

Exactly the same lecture as the dean.

Li Lie rushed from behind to the front, and said to Wu Fat who was standing in a row with Zhou Yan, "Fatty, let's change positions, you stand at the back."

Wu Fat originally wanted to hide in the crowd so that he could make small movements and talk, but he was reluctant and kept his body still.Li Lie glared at him, and said, "Lao Cai is not behind, and besides, I will protect you from the front, so you are afraid that you will be in trouble. I will treat you to eat after class is over."

Under Li Lie's hard and soft tactics, the fat man sat firmly in the back with a ball of laughter, and when he met his old acquaintances and fellow villagers behind him, his eyes were full of tears.

Seeing Li Lie's series of actions, Zhou Yan asked, "Why are you standing here?"

Unexpectedly, Li Lie said seriously, "Standing here can better listen to the principal's speech."

A series of ellipses appeared above Zhou Yan's head.He was speechless.

Li Lie couldn't hold back in 3 minutes, and suddenly showed his fox tail. He leaned on Zhou Yan's shoulder and said with a smile, "Zhou Yan, I can clearly see the movements you did just now. .”

Zhou Yan blushed, and Li Lie thought it was more fun. He wanted to pinch his face, but because of the crowd, he could only swallow his saliva, looked at him with a smile, and said, "You are very standard, I just use it You are a role model, and you forgot about exercises during class, who remembers, and only you can remember and do well."

After talking about this bunch of nonsense, Li Lie remembered Zhou Yan's uncoordinated limbs when he was doing exercises just now, and he immediately laughed, laughing unscrupulously.

Zhou Yan thought that Li Lie was really praising him, but in a blink of an eye, seeing this guy's deadly expression, he knew that things were not that simple. He cursed inwardly, and stepped on Li Lie's foot to silence his wanton laughter.