The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

At dusk and sunset, the children who had been playing around in the streets and alleys for a day were urged by their families to go back for dinner one after another.A small figure walked alone on the side of the road, kicking a stone at every step, and muttering: "The river is rushing, my sister and I went to pick flowers. My sister picked a lot, and I only picked one." Small handle."

He walked with his head down, and accidentally bumped into an aunt who was shopping for vegetables. The aunt frowned when she saw him: "Hey, you ugly thing, be careful when you walk!"

Obviously bumping into this child was a very unlucky thing, the aunt patted the dust that didn't exist on her body, and walked around the bend.

The child was very annoyed when he heard what the aunt said, but he couldn't vent it. He muttered: "That girl in your family is not very attractive, see if I don't steal everything from your family tonight!"

From the right side of the child's face, he is still a well-behaved doll, but if you go around to his left side, you will be surprised.What an ugly half face, it is full of red and yellow pustules, some of which are extremely large, as if they are about to burst out of pus and blood.The child was dressed in rags, with several big holes in his trousers and bruises on his knees, like a little beggar on the street.

When it was time for dinner, smoke was rising from the chimneys of every family, and the smell from the stove made dogs bark and children's stomachs growled.He rolled his dark eyes, pretended to be casual, and went to a sesame seed stall. While the owner and his wife were busy packing for the customers, he quickly reached into the basket and took out two sesame seed cakes, then turned and ran.

The guest saw this scene out of the corner of his eye, and signaled to the boss: "That ugly thing is here to steal sesame seed cakes again."

The boss was about to chase him, but the lady boss held him back, and said softly, "Don't chase, it's just two biscuits."

The boss stuttered a little, and said helplessly, "But he comes to steal every day, every day, so it's impossible to guard against it."

The proprietress smiled and said, "What's the matter with your two biscuits? If you can't sell them, it's not leftover. I think next time I tell this poor man to come and get them. Why steal it?"

The guests praised: "Jia Niang is really kind-hearted. This child killed the whole family. Everyone would go around when they saw him. I really admire you for taking care of him. Do you think my biscuits are cheaper?"

The proprietress pretended to fight, and said angrily: "I come to buy it every day, and I still bargain every day. I think you are the most picky person in the world!"

The guest slipped away with his head in his arms, turned his head and smiled and said, "Jia Shaobing, take care of your wife!"

Jia Shaobing scratched her head and smiled, looking back at her mother-in-law, her eyes were full of doting.

Jia Niang tidied up the stall swiftly, and said, "Old Jia, I think that child is very pitiful, no one cares about it and no one cares about it. Everyone here is kind-hearted and cold-hearted, and they only care about themselves, which is really chilling. "

Jia Shaobing smiled honestly: "Okay, okay, next time, next time, I'll give him more, give him some."

The ugly boy ran into a house in a hurry. The house was quite large, with two majestic stone lions at the door. It must have been the mansion of a rich family, but now it was deserted, dilapidated and lifeless. There was only a thin tree in the yard. The peach tree gave birth to tender green branches, and it was still a living thing.

The ugly boy sat under the peach tree, took out the biscuits in his arms, and babbled while gnawing: "Boss Jia's biscuits are really good, fragrant and crispy, but I was almost discovered today, that dog has really sharp eyes... …I also met Aunt Li today. Her daughter-in-law couldn’t have children after marrying a rich man, and she was bullied by her husband’s family every day. I think she has a very weird temper now. Why don’t you go to her house to find some pickles at night? Tired of eating biscuits..."

He talked to himself with great enthusiasm.After eating the biscuits, he shook off the scum on his body and began to weed the peach trees.The child's thinking is to talk about whatever comes to mind, and often the next thing he finds interesting is talked about before the last thing is finished.Speaking of the fact that Chen Er Gouzi tripped the school teacher to eat shit, he laughed loudly, rubbing his hands on the tree trunk, deliberately scratching the tree's itch.

The branches of the peach tree swayed, as if they were being tickled by him, and they laughed out loud.

The child wanted to hug the peach tree with both arms, but unfortunately his arms were too short to hold him. He looked up at the tree trunk, as if looking into someone's eyes: "When I can hug you, you will bear peaches. "

The peach tree shook its branches twice to agree.

After the ugly boy took care of the peach tree, he babbled with it for a long time before going back to sleep.

In the middle of the moon, the peach tree stretches its branches and leaves, absorbing the essence of the moon. Two thin branches are looming, turning into two slender arms, and the leaves at the tips turn into white and tender fingers.The two arms groped up and down his body, touched the crown of the tree, and found that it was still a thick branch. He paused for a while, and put down his hand as if a little disappointed.

After a while, Peach Tree's hand pinched a piece of green leaf on his body, kneaded it into green powder, and sprinkled it towards the room where the ugly boy was.The powder floated on the left side of the ugly boy's pus-covered face in the breeze. The pus-filled wound had obviously not been carefully cared for by the owner, and it seemed to be festering.The powder melted into the wound, and the pustules began to slowly heal at a speed visible to the naked eye.

As the sun rose, the ugly boy got up and ate a simple meal, wiped his mouth, watered the peach tree, and ran out of the yard.

He came to a book school, and it was the time for morning classes, and the sound of children reading loudly could be heard from the school.He tiptoed to the back window of the school. The window lattice was so high that he could barely poke his eyes out on tiptoe, poked a small hole in the window paper, and peeked inside at the teacher's lecture.

The gentleman asked: "Mysterious and mysterious, where does the door of all wonders come from?"

The ugly boy answered in unison with the children in the school in a low voice: "Lao Tzu."

The gentleman nodded, and asked again: "Heaven is healthy, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement. What's the next sentence?"

The children looked at each other without making a sound.The ugly boy whispered without hesitation: "Geo-kun, a gentleman carries things with virtue."

It's a pity that his voice is too low, only he can hear it.Both feet were numb on tiptoe, so I switched to one foot, freeing up one after a while, and moving around.Accidentally, the ugly boy bumped into a wind chime tied to the window lattice, and it made a crisp jingle sound.

A big guard from a private school came out of nowhere, and when he saw him, he waved away impatiently: "Ugly thing, it's you again, don't get in the way here. This is a spiritual object that the old lady of the Song family begged for from an expert." , don't be tarnished."

The ugly boy flattered him: "Brother, I'll just listen here for a while, just for a while! I'll leave after morning class."

The big man in the nursing home pushed him with his hands: "Don't be ignorant of good and evil, ugly things want to climb branches and become phoenixes! Go, go, if this bell is contaminated with the aura of an unlucky ghost like you, what will happen to the future Young Master Song?" , can you bear you!"

The ugly boy pursed his lips and muttered, "It's not certain whether it will be born or not."

The big man in the nursing home slapped him on the head with his big hand, and opened his mouth to scold him for being unlucky, when the ugly boy ran away in a hurry.

It seems that there is nothing to learn recently. The ugly boy is wandering in the street boredly, with his hands folded behind his head, and a straw in his mouth, like a local hooligan.

Jia Shaobing and his wife are busy making dough, brushing with oil, and baking cakes.Jia Niang glanced at him out of the corner of her eye and called out, "Hey, kid, stop."

The ugly boy thought to himself that he wanted to settle accounts with me, so he ran away.

Jia Niang shouted loudly: "Stinky boy, I don't ask you for money, I have something good to tell you!"

The ugly boy stopped suspiciously, looked at her defensively, and said, "What a good thing, Mrs. Jia, I don't have any money."

Jia Niang waved at him, "I'll tell you when you come here."

The ugly boy didn't trust him very much, but he couldn't bear his curiosity, so he walked over step by step, ready to run away at any time.

Jia Niang moved him a wooden bench and ordered, "Sit."

The ugly boy would rather bend his legs than bend them, and said with a stiff neck: "A man has gold under his buttocks, I won't sit."

Jia Niang let out a "puchi" laugh and said, "You bastard, you don't sit if you don't sit. Let me ask you, what's your name?"

The ugly boy has always been called "ugly thing", "unlucky ghost", and "broom star". This is the first time someone has asked him what his name is in a serious manner.He himself is not sure about his real name, he only knows that "Taofu" is vaguely written on the dilapidated plaque at the door of his house, and he vaguely remembers that when he was very young, his mother always called him "Help your son, help your son". The name sounds a lot like "Pig Two", which is indecent.He made up a name casually, and said: "My name is Tao Zhizhu, peaches are peaches of peaches, and helping others is helping others. Why do you ask this? Could it be that you want to find a girl who matches my horoscope for me?"

Jia Shaobing was also amused by him, and looked back at his daughter-in-law with a smile.Jia Niang said: "You are still young, and the marriage is very early. I usually see you wandering around in the street every day, isn't it quite free?"

The ugly boy said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, I am usually very busy and have many important things to do."

Jia Niang squinted her eyes with a smile, and said, "Oh, it's just a coincidence. Originally, Lao Jia and I wanted to hire a small worker to deliver the goods for us, and we would pay the wages for the food and drink. Since you are usually busy It's fine, then it's fine."

The ugly boy said anxiously: "Hey, Mrs. Jia, Mrs. Jia, Miss Jia, I'm busy, there's still time for delivery!"

Jia Niang said: "Okay, Tao Zhizhu, since this is the case, then we might as well sign a contract. The main purpose of hiring you as a small worker is to deliver sesame seed cakes to the big families who ordered orders in the morning, noon and evening. Let's get started. We'll provide you with three meals a day to eat well and satisfy you, ten big money a month, paid once at the beginning of the month, how about it?"

Tao Zhizhu was elated and nodded hurriedly.

Jia Niang took out a written contract and a pen and handed it to him, saying: "Then sign it and make a deposit."

Tao Zhizhu didn't move his pen, hesitantly said: "...I don't know how to write my name."

After hearing this, Jia Shaobing took another piece of paper, picked up a pen and taught him with a smile: "You, look, there is a 'wood' and a 'sign', so, just read Tao. To help, to help others, you need to work hard. However, there will be, there will be resistance, just read, help."

Tao Zhizhu could only see the children in the school holding pens to write and draw from a distance. He had never touched a pen before, and he was holding this ink-stained wooden stick in his hand, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

Jia Shaobing held his hand and patiently taught him how to use a pen.Tao Zhizhu is extremely perceptive, and he was able to write his name neatly in no time.He was overjoyed, but suppressed his excitement, pretending to be old-fashioned: "Then it will be the boss and the boss's wife."

Jia Niang patted him on the head lightly, handed him a large package of sesame seed cakes and a basket of vegetables, and said, "Smelly brat, I have paid you in advance for this month's wages, here, put them in the basket. You can save flowers."

Tao Zhizhu was stunned, not knowing what to say, he asked in confusion, "Are you... not afraid that I will run away?"

Jia Niang laughed and said, "Little ghost, no matter how far you run, you have to come back to eat sesame seed cakes, right?"

Tao Zhizhu's eyes got wet, and he pretended to be indifferent and said: "Your sesame seed cakes are salty." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and left without waiting for the two to answer, for fear that they would see the tears in his eyes.

Tao Zhizhu returned home, excited and jumping, and sat down under the peach tree, hugged the trunk excitedly, and said, "Peach tree, I'm so happy today!"

Peach Tree patiently listened to him tell what happened today, and was quite happy with him, the branches swayed and danced.

Tao Zhizhu was in a rare mood, cleaned up the kitchen, fiddled with the vegetables Jia Niang gave him, and lit the fire to stir-fry.He was cooking for the first time, without oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, vegetables, radishes, and eggs with shells were poured into the pot, poured some water and boiled.

After a while, black smoke came out of the kitchen, and the peach tree shuddered in the wind from the smell. Tao Zhizhu walked out of the black smoke, holding a plate of black things in his hand, and walked to the peach tree On the table, I poured more than half of it into the soil of the peach tree, and said: "Peach tree, this is my first time cooking, you can try it, if it doesn't taste good, I will improve it."

The peach tree was so frightened that it almost uprooted itself, and thought to itself that this lump of blackness was so powerful that one bite could poison a cow to death.In the evening, the peach tree turned into a half-human shape, and tried to twist out the healing powder again, but this time the twisted powder turned out to be extremely poisonous, so I had to give up silently.

This peach tree absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon and the essence of human beings to take care of it, and slowly transforms into human limbs. The huge tree crown gathers and shrinks to the size of a fist, bursting out bright green light, and the green light gradually disappears. The head gradually emerged.This is a beautiful face, which is almost like Tao Zhisuke's right face, and looking at its left face, it is also bumpy like Tao Zhisuke's left face.In order to confuse ordinary people, most of the ghosts turn into portraits that they think are the most beautiful. This peach tree only gets along with Tao Zhizhu all the year round. In its eyes, the pitted pustules on the left face are not only a risk of infection, but also beautiful.Therefore, Tao Zhisuke's appearance was beautified a bit according to the same pattern, and it became the current appearance.

Peach tree touched his face happily with his hands, very satisfied with his progress.

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