The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

Old man Meng felt more and more recently that he should retire early.It's not because of anything else, but because his most promising senior disciple, Pan Yue, started to help him train his disciples with Yang Rongji after recovering from a serious injury. Mix well.Slowly, it completely replaced him, causing him to drink tea every day, walk around, and enter old age early.

His three chief disciples used to be like a disc of loose sand. You don't like me, and I think you have something wrong. Now they can be so happy and harmonious, which is really comforting to his teacher.By the way, what about Shi Chong?It seems that I haven't seen this kid for a long time.Forget it, this kid doesn't like practicing kung fu very much, let's just ignore him and go see his two precious apprentices.

School martial arts field?not there.

Library Pavilion?not there.

Weaponry?not there.

Hey, why are there so many people in the chicken coop in the backyard?Aren't the two leading ones his precious apprentices?

I saw Pan Yue and Yang Rongji hunched over, each surrounded by one side, slowly approaching a big rooster in high spirits.The rooster was forced to retreat by them, nodding its head, scratching its paws, watching the two vigilantly, ready to break out.

Pan Yue said in a deep voice: "Everyone, watch out, brother today will teach you how to catch birds and monsters!"

After all, he and Yang Rongji swooped at the same time, one grabbed the rooster's wings, and the other grabbed the rooster's neck. Now the big rooster crazily scratched the ground but it didn't help, it could only stir up the dust.

Old man Meng nodded secretly, feeling more relieved in his heart: "Seeing how these two apprentices have become so talented, I can rest assured that I will hand over the Imperial Academy to them and go out to travel around the world."

Pan Yue hugged the big rooster and said happily: "Ahaha, run, why don't you run away? No one will come to rescue you even if you lose your leg! While old man Meng is away, quickly pluck this chicken Throw it in an iron pot and stew it, and eat meat tonight, hahaha!"

Old man Meng roared: "Pan Yue!"

Everyone's eyes widened in fear when they heard the voice, and they turned their heads tremblingly.Pan Yue wailed: "Master, listen to my explanation..."

Old Man Meng: "Explain!"

Pan Yue swallowed and spit: "Master, do you want to eat braised chicken?"

Old man Meng: "..."

Recently, Pan Yue felt that everyone was a little strange. There seemed to be some commotion in Luoyang Taixue, but they were deliberately hiding it from him.Especially Yang Rongji, three times a day, he will definitely find out all kinds of reasons, find time to leave, and don't know what to do.Not to mention Shi Chong, who hardly saw anyone during the day, and fell asleep when he came back at night. When Pan Yue asked him what he was doing, he said ambiguously, "Of course it was to earn money to marry a wife."

Pan Yue gossiped: "Have you got a date?"

Shi Chong: "It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you."

Pan Yue: "???"

Pan Yue suddenly felt a little bored, and old man Meng scolded him not to lead his disciples any further.Today he wanted to secretly go to play with the children, but when Yuan Bao and a few disciples saw him from a distance, their expressions changed and they made a detour.

Pan Yue thought to himself: Am I so scary?Or is old man Meng so scary?

He was rather bored, wandering around by himself, turning and turning, not knowing what to do.He can only be beaten in the school martial arts field, and the books in the Cangshu Pavilion are extremely difficult to understand. He feels like an old man left behind, no one cares, and he is lonely.After walking for an unknown amount of time, I realized that I had reached the chicken coop in the backyard again.

I can only be a wimpy cook for the rest of my life.Pan Yue thought dejectedly.

A group of roosters and hens were yelling "cuckoo cluck", and suddenly there was a discordant sound-"clang clang".Pan Yue looked up, and saw a chicken in the noisy flock that was particularly eye-catching. It was red all over, with long tail wings dragging on the ground, bright red feathers, soft and shiny, and two strange eyes, as if Cataracts usually have two pupils.

Pan Yue was bored enough to be idle. Seeing that the chicken was born beautifully, he went up to pluck the feathers and said with a sinister smile, "Little chicken, chicken, your little feathers are really beautiful, I will give one to the chef brother." How are you~"

The red chicken said vigilantly: "Qing, qiang!"

One person and one chicken started a life-and-death competition in the chicken pen. After a hand-to-hand fight, Pan Yue found that he couldn't even beat a chicken and was pecked. Stew you!"

The red chicken said contemptuously: "Qing, qiang!"

Pan Yue returned to the hall sullenly, ready to wait for dinner, and then went back to sleep.As soon as they arrived, they found that everyone was there, and they all rushed forward and surrounded Pan Yue.

Pan Yue: "???"

Yuan Bao was the first to speak: "Master, happy birthday!"

Today is the birthday of the original owner of this body, and coincidentally, it also happens to be Pan Yue's birthday.

Pan Yue burst into tears in an instant: "You guys, you have kept it from me for so many days just to..."

Yuan Bao served a bowl of freshly cooked noodles, and said with a smile, "Why are you crying! It's taboo to cry on birthdays. This is the longevity noodles I made for you. I wish you a long life, elder brother, and lead us to Luoyang Taixue To glory!"

Pan Yue wiped away his tears, pinched Yuan Bao's chubby little face, and said with a choked smile, "Don't cry, don't cry, thank you Yuan Bao! You're going to grow up soon!"

The rest of the disciples got to know Pan Yue well on weekdays, and they also sent gifts to Pan Yue one after another.Among these gifts are many indescribable things such as a jar of fireflies, colorful butterfly specimens, wolf teeth and tiger teeth, and even Longyang Mitu. They are all worthless gadgets, but it can be seen that these children carefully prepared them. of.Pan Yue had runny nose and tears streaming down his face. This was really the warmest day since he came to this world. He was so moved that he didn't know what to say, so he had to thank the children again and again.

Old man Meng came over with a smile, handed him a small black box, and said, "It's a birthday present for the teacher, open it and have a look?"

Trembling, Pan Yue opened the box, and saw inside was a black concave iron sheet the size of a human thumb, with a thin long stick extending from one side, like an ear pick with a big head and a small body.

Pan Yue tried to identify it for a long time, but was still confused, and asked, "Master, what is this?"

Old man Meng smiled and said, "Take it out, hold that little stick, and say 'big' silently in your heart."

Pan Yue followed suit, only to feel that the gadget he was holding between his two fingers suddenly grew bigger and almost fell to the ground. He took a closer look and was startled: "This, this, this is an iron pot?"

It was a jet-black round-bottomed iron pot.

Old man Meng kept smiling: "Doesn't my disciple like to eat chicken? For my teacher, I made you a magic pot using Dinghai Shentie. You can make it bigger or smaller at will. From now on, you can eat stewed chicken anytime, anywhere."

Pan Yue said with a bitter face: "...Master, you still remember that I took the lead in catching chickens."

The door was kicked open with a "bang", and the perennial green shirt, dressed like a green onion, finally came back.

Shi Chong smiled and said, "Hey, it's so lively!" He leaned in front of Pan Yue very naturally, hugged him gently, looked him up and down, and said, "The food is good recently, I've gained a little weight."

Pan Yue punched him in the chest, and said with a sneer, "Damn bug, where have you been these days, there's no one there!"

Shi Chong immediately covered his chest, half bent down, and groaned repeatedly: "Fuck, Pan Yue, you, Iron Sand Palm! It hurts me to death!"

Pan Yue looked down at him, and said anxiously, "Are you okay, your hands were a little heavy just now, bug?"

Shi Chong straightened his waist as if nothing had happened: "You're kidding, you alone don't even have mana, how could I be injured by you?"

"Crazy!" Pan Yue swung another old punch angrily. This time Shi Chongxue behaved, and scrambled away from Pan Yue's attack range, with a look of fear on his face.

Pan Yue said: "Where did you go these days? It's so mysterious, everyone is wondering!"

Shi Chong said with a smile, "I took on some private work and earned some pocket money." He took out a money bag from his pocket, threw it into Pan Yue's pocket, and said heavily, "According to the rules of our family, the wages are handed over to the daughter-in-law, here, here." You. By the way, happy birthday, go buy some new clothes by yourself."

All the disciples started booing: "Wow, the second senior brother is really a good family man!"

"It's too sweet, I was fed a mouthful of dog food!"

"The cold rain slapped my face indiscriminately, I want to be pampered like this!"

Pan Yue looked embarrassed: "Bug, what an embarrassment! Our family rule is that the first salary should be filial to parents."

Shi Chong: "..."

Yuan Bao: "Let's have a family dinner! I told the back chefs about the big brother's birthday today, and they said they wanted to cook more good dishes today!"

Pan Yue's expression changed: "How dare you believe what the chef said! I just saw a very beautiful chicken in the chicken pen. I cooked it myself and stewed it. How about adding a dish for everyone?"

When they heard that senior brother was going to cook, everyone was beaming and applauded repeatedly.

Pan Yue happily went to the chicken coop with a knife and caught the extremely beautiful rooster. He plucked the hair and scalded the water while humming a song, and chopped it into small pieces with his arms. Stew on.

At the family banquet, everyone gathered together, except for a third child.Everyone waited and waited. The large plate of fragrant braised chicken on the table was almost cold, and Yang Rongji appeared.

Yang Rongji: "Oh, I'm late, I'm late, I'm delayed by something. By the way, have any of you seen the Chongming bird in the chicken coop in the backyard? I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked."

Pan Yue asked suspiciously, "Chongming bird?"

Yang Rongji scratched his head: "Hey, it's okay to say it. Isn't this your birthday? I found it after a lot of hard work, and I plan to give it to you to play with. Quickly help me find it, I don't know where it is going." Where is it!"

Pan Yue tremblingly said: "You said, but, a bird that looks like a chicken and has strange eyes?"

Yang Rongji was surprised and said: "Yes, you have seen it? Did you see where it went?"

Pan Yue was cold all over, and sat down on the ground, pointing at the table tremblingly: "Volume, I, I, I am guilty..."

Yang Rongju didn't understand: "What's wrong? Flying there?"

Everyone has a horrible expression.Yang Rongju's gaze gradually moved down until it landed on the table, a pot of fragrant braised chicken, no, braised Chongming bird.

Later, according to a complaint from a neighbor of Luoyang Taixue: "The monks went crazy that night and kept yelling 'you stewed the bird'. Yes, saying such a thing, how can it not make people think too much!"

The author has something to say:

Chongming, I'm sorry for you, please forgive my unbearable brain hole.

The Taijia Banquet is over, and the next chapter starts a new mission!

Volume Three: The Peach Demon