The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

There were only three corpses in Yizhuang. The closer he got, the more Pan Yue was sure that the stench was emanating from the corpses. He wrinkled his nose and said doubtfully, "I don't think it's the smell of corpses, but the smell of excrement. .”

County magistrate: "When the deceased was found, he urinated all over himself, and the filth was all over the floor."

Yang Rongji suddenly asked, "Why are there only three?"

The county magistrate: "Hey, the other five were taken back by the family and buried. It doesn't matter if they are always kept here."

Pan Yue walked around to a corpse, and saw a young man with no injuries on his body, but his face was stiff, with a look of panic, and his lips were bruised. He asked, "How did this man die?"

County magistrate: "Smothered to death with a quilt."

Pan Yueqi said: "You can see that there is no trace of struggling or fighting on his body. Why do I feel that he smothered himself to death?"

The county magistrate: "The head of the small road is really a fantastic idea."

Pan Yue looked at the county magistrate with twitching corners of his mouth, wondering if you have any opinion on me?

Yang Rongji pointed to another corpse, and saw a big gash on the head of the deceased, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He asked, "Is this corpse killed by a blunt instrument?"

County magistrate: "Exactly."

Yang Rongji pointed at another corpse with a severed arm: "This one was killed by a severed arm?"

The county magistrate: "The Taoist chief is really clever!"

Pan Yue roared in his heart: His reasoning is a clever calculation, and my reasoning is a whimsical idea. You must have a problem with me!

Yang Rongji nodded, and said: "Understood, it seems that the murderer is extremely powerful, good at many kinds of weapons and killing methods, it can be said that he is an extremely dangerous person."

The county magistrate wiped his sweat: "I think so too."

Yang Rongji: "I have an idea in mind, I will visit the family of the deceased next time, so I won't bother my lord."

The county magistrate paused for a moment, and said repeatedly: "Good job, thank you for your hard work."

Farewell to the county magistrate, Pan Yue said solemnly: "I vaguely feel that something is wrong, then..."

Yang Rongji continued: "You are right, those corpses are suicides, not homicides."

Pan Yue was stunned, blinked his eyes and said, "Volume, I just want to say that the county magistrate has a lot of opinions on me, what are you talking about?"

"..." Yang Rongji said, "First of all, there are no signs of struggle on these corpses. Secondly, there are obvious scratches and brick debris around the wound on the forehead of the second corpse, so the deceased was not hit by a blunt object, but He died by crashing into a wall. The third corpse was obviously a right-handed man, and his left arm was broken, but the knife edge was slanted towards the outside, what does this mean?"

Pan Yue suddenly realized: "If the murderer cut his left arm with his right hand, the knife edge must be facing the side of the torso. So... the murderer must be left-handed!"

Yang Rongji supported his forehead: "If the murderer is left-handed, then his right arm would be broken."

Pan Yue's eyes widened: "Wait...you mean, the deceased cut off his left arm?...but, that's not what you told the county magistrate just now..."

Yang Rongji smiled slightly: "I have felt a little strange since he brought us to Yizhuang. He has been trying to induce us to think that the dead are all homicides. What made me most suspicious was when I tested his 'murderer is human' At that time, he actually agreed."

Pan Yue patted his thigh: "That's right, before coming here, Master said that it was the magistrate of Dong'e County who asked us for help because he suspected that there was a demon in trouble!"

Yang Rongji nodded and said: "So, the county magistrate just now must have ghosts."

Pan Yue stepped forward and pinched his face: "Why are you so smart!"

Yang Rongji: "You!...Stop!"

Pan Yue scratched his head: "I still don't understand one thing. Since it was a demon, why did the deceased commit suicide? Could it be that he was frightened..." He opened his eyes suddenly, "Could it be that he was frightened to death?" of?!"

"Smart." Yang Rongji looked at him approvingly, "Do you still remember the wizened girl that Master said?"

Pan Yue murmured: "No wonder...the first corpse hid in the quilt out of fear, thus smothering himself to death. The second corpse crashed into the wall in fear and died. The third corpse...maybe thought that he There was something on his left arm that frightened him, and he cut off his own arm with a knife!"

Yang Rongji said: "Exactly."

Pan Yue clapped his hands together: "The case has been solved!"

Yang Rongji said with a smile: "It's just our guess now, next, let's search for evidence."

Pan Yue thought: "Since the county magistrate did not prevent us from visiting the family of the deceased, it means that he must have done his best, so where can we look for clues?" He suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Volume, I have a good place!"

"You!" Yang Rongji said angrily, "This is the good place you said?!"

Pan Yue said confidently: "That's right, where else can it be... This is the place with the best news since ancient times, and it's written like this in novels!"

A smeared and gorgeous woman waved a handkerchief at them: "You two handsome young masters, what are you doing standing at the door, come in and play~"

It is the brothel.

Yang Rongji: "Go by yourself, this kind of place... Anyway, I won't go!"

Pan Yue hugged his arm and begged, "Let's just go in and say a few words, and I promise I won't do anything!"

Yang Rongji couldn't bear to be embarrassed by his tugging on the street, so he could only say: "Okay, okay... Do whatever you want, but you can promise, don't do anything!"

Pan Yue jumped up happily, and was finally lucky enough to have a glimpse of the legendary brothel, and was immediately pulled in by the bustard's arm.As soon as he entered the door, he was dazzled by the curling cigarettes and the winding railings. Two delicate and spring-like girls slowly came up to hold his hand, and said sweetly: "Little Lang is really handsome, but he is so handsome to us. The girls here are all inferior."

"Where is it?" Pan Yue was touched by the girl's slippery hand, half of his body was numb, and he followed them inside without thinking.Two other girls also went to hold Yang Congju's hand, but they were shocked by his cold face and took half a step back, complaining three parts and complaining seven parts coquettishly, "Why is this young master so vicious?"

Pan Yue struggled over and grabbed Yang Rongji's hand, begging for mercy with a smile at the girl: "Miss, don't be surprised, this young man... is not a womanizer!"

"Oh?" The girl rolled her black eyes over Pan Yue and Yang Rongji, and then she muttered something to the woman beside her. He turned his ass and walked away.The girl took Pan Yue's hand and walked into a private room surrounded by crocodile tents, poured wine for them, and said with a smile: "My name is Menglu, this is the first time for the two young masters to play. live."

Pan Yue drank the wine unceremoniously, and said, "Miss Monroe, to tell you the truth, we came here to inquire about some news."

"Yo." Monroe said with a smile, "The place of fireworks naturally only talks about love affairs, but do you want to know which girl is better at martial arts?"

"No, no." Pan Yue was a little embarrassed, "I want to find out, do any of you know these people?" He wrote down the names of the victims he saw in Yizhuang just now on a piece of paper, and handed it to Monroe look.

"I don't know." Monroe said decisively without even looking at it.

Pan Yue: "..."

Yang Rongji signaled him to keep quiet with his eyes, put a piece of silver on the table in front of him lightly, and asked, "Do you recognize me?"

Meng Lu smiled sweetly, received the silver in her arms, and said, "I don't recognize it."

Yang Volume: "..."

At this time, the woman suddenly poked her head from outside the veil, seeing that the three of them were relatively silent, she smiled and said, "You two, I brought it here." As soon as the words fell, four or five handsome young men filed in. All of them were supple and tender, and they flocked to Pan Yue and Yang Rongju, flirting with each other saying "good brother" and "what are you playing?"

Pan Yue was speechless. It seems that Yang Rongji's "not close to women" just now was misunderstood by the old bustard as "close to men".Two or three teenagers grabbed Yang Rongju's sleeves together, almost tore off his outer robe, but Yang Rongju couldn't get rid of it, and in desperation, he cursed in Luoyang dialect: "What are you doing, go to the ball! "The vigor surged all over the body, and it actually shook the youngsters to the two sides!

Monroe slapped the table: "Presumptuous! The two young masters are so angry, are you going to bully people in our backcountry just because you are from the imperial city!"

Pan Yue was dumbfounded, and said again and again: "Girl, don't be angry, my junior brother didn't mean it!"

Yang Rongji's expression was cold, and he was about to leave with a flick of his sleeves.

Monroe scolded in her hometown dialect: "If you come to Luoyang and have money, then it's great! When you come to us, you have to do as the Romans do. I think you Luoyang people don't know how to be polite!"

"Wait..." Pan Yue bowed and apologized to Monroe while going to pull Yang Zongju, suddenly flashed in his mind, he turned to Monroe and said, "Girl, what do you mean by what you just said?"

Monroe became even angrier: "I'm sorry, the people in the city are so shameless, including the little leaf lung that came a few miles ago, it's so embarrassing! Why, fight?"

Yang Rongji also realized the problem, sat down, and the two stared at Monroe with piercing eyes. Pan Yue said, "Girl, all mistakes are ours. You should drink your saliva first... You just said that the day before yesterday Someone from Luoyang?"

Monroe snorted coldly and said, "Yes, that big man is even more stupid than you guys. He came to us drunk and kept saying that he wanted to find the most beautiful girl, but when we brought him here, he hated this and that, saying that we all It’s a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates! Drive him away without moving his nest, scare people everywhere, and scare all our guests away!”

Pan Yue's eyes sparkled: "Miss, do you know who that man is from?"

Monroe rolled her eyes: "How do I know... At that time, I wished I could tie him up and throw it away, and I was still in the mood to ask this?!...Oh, by the way, that bastard even scolded Cao Zhi a few times, saying 'Cao Zijian' This old fritter, the throne is easy to see, but the things are hidden!', you say, how annoying it sounds!"

Pan Yue and Yang Rongji looked at each other, both were shocked - it seemed that someone had made the move before them.

Pan Yue: "Girl, this money should be regarded as an apology to you." Then he glanced at him and motioned Yang Rongji to pay.

Yang Rongji: "..." I had no choice but to take the money.

Monroe calmed down: "The two sons often come to play~"

The author has something to say:

Yang Rongji: Brother, don't think it's your first time to come to brothel, it's my first time too!

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