The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

The distance between Dong'e and Luoyang is [-] kilometers, and it takes a day and a night to ride a horse.Before he was on the road, Pan Yue discovered a fatal problem - he couldn't ride a horse!

The horses used by Luoyang Taixue are all Dawan horses, which are majestic and majestic, and they must be very majestic to ride.It's a pity that Pan Yue spent a lot of effort and tried to get on the horse several times, but all ended in failure.

While eating melon seeds, Shi Chong watched him slip from the horse's back, hugged the horse's belly tightly and did not let go, mockingly said: "Pan Yue, are you drinking its milk? Why do I feel that this is a male."

Pan Yue said angrily: "You can just make sarcastic remarks! May you eat sunflower seeds and knock out your front teeth!"

Shi Chong smiled with two rows of gleamingly white teeth: "Hey hey, you are going to be disappointed. The big white teeth passed down in my family can last until the age of 90!"

Pan Yue rolled his eyes, vented his strength in his hands, and fell off the horse's belly.With an expression of "you hot chicken", Shi Chong pulled him up from the ground, and said, "This is what you have to do when you get on a horse." After finishing speaking, he slapped the melon seeds off his hand, grabbed the rein and mane with his left hand, and stepped on the horse with his left foot. On the stirrup, he cast a flying eye at Pan Yue, "Look at it!" He exerted strength with his left hand and left foot at the same time, his body was like a light bird, and he sat firmly on the horse's back very chicly and handsomely.

"This is the way to ride a horse." Shi Chong stood tall, grabbed the reins with both hands, clamped the horse's belly with his legs, and shouted: "Drive!" The horse immediately jumped into the air and galloped away.

Not long after, Shi Chong came back from a leisurely walk on his horse.

"Awesome bug!" Pan Yue couldn't help but admire, "I can't tell you look handsome when you're riding a horse!"

After being praised, Shi Chong immediately went to heaven: "I have a lot of handsome days!"

Pan Yue was about to laugh at him when Yang Rongju came out with two packages on his back and said, "It's packed, let's go."

Pan Yue took a package, was about to turn around, thought for a while, ran over and hugged Shi Chong tightly, and said with a smile: "Little bug, take care!"

Shi Chong was stunned, and after a while he sniffed unnaturally, and said, "It's...it's not that I won't come back, why hug me, you bitch..."

Pan Yue smiled and waved at him, and set off with Yang Rongju.

Shi Chong unconsciously followed a few steps behind, and shouted: "Idiot, bring a few more black donkey hooves before you go to the grave, don't let the zombies eat your brains!"

"Understood! Bring back the endless donkey's hooves to make soup for you!"

Shi Chong stopped in his tracks and giggled for a while, not knowing why.

Because Pan Yue, who had just learned how to ride a horse, was overly excited, he drove the horse around, and felt that everything was new along the way, so he insisted on stopping to take a look, which led to two consequences.One is that they did not arrive at Dong'e as scheduled, so they could only rest at the post station for one night.The other is that Pan Yue's thighs were all worn out, and he started crying and howling when he got off the horse. When he walked, he had to spread his legs apart and move like a duck.

Angry and funny, Yang Rongji picked up his collar and strode into the station,

Pan Yue: "... If you have something to say, say it well... Why are you strangling me again..."

Yang Rongji said bluntly: "I think you walk too slowly." His serious words made Pan Yue speechless, so he had to carry himself all the way to open a room.

Wait...a room?Pan Yue looked at Yang Rongji suspiciously: "Our travel allowance is only enough to open one room?"

Yang Rongji looked innocent: "The original plan has already arrived in Dong'e at this time."

The implication is to blame yourself?Pan Yue choked.

When he got to the room, Yang Rongji closed the door with his backhand, put Pan Yue on the bed, and went to untie his belt.

Pan Yue: "It's indecent!"

Yang Rongji looked helpless: "Have you not applied medicine to your injury? It will only hurt more tomorrow."

Pan Yue was persuaded, so he had to let him take off his pants and apply the ointment on the wound with his fingers.Pan Yue looked at his little junior brother with fascination. The young man in front of him was as clear and pure as the one in his memory. When he was concentrating, he frowned slightly, carrying the unique seriousness of a young man.His fingers were cool, Pan Yue thought, it must be very comfortable to hold in summer.

As soon as Yang Rongji looked up, he saw Pan Yue's idiot-like eyes, and immediately blushed: "What are you looking at! Let's look at collecting money!"

Pan Yue quickly withdrew his gaze: "Ah, I'm sorry, I was in a daze just now."

Yang Rongji threw the ointment on the table, blushing, "I'm warning you again, I'm not a broken sleeve!"

Pan Yue wondered why you have such a big temper, and I didn't say that you have broken sleeves, so he begged for mercy: "I know, you have said it several times."

Yang Rongji waved his hand angrily, blowing out the candle with the wind of his palm, turned on the bed, turned his back to Pan Yue, and closed his eyes.

Pan Yue: "..."

Pan Yue: "How about I sleep on the floor."

Yang Volume's eyes widened suddenly: "Why?"

Pan Yue: "Don't you hate broken sleeves..."

Yang Rongju snorted coldly: "As you please."

Pan Yue rolled himself up into a caterpillar, wrapped himself in the quilt and wriggled to the edge of the bed, then slid down and fell to the ground with a "bang".

Yang Rongju: "Keep your voice down!"

Pan Yue: "Okay, okay."

He saw that Yang Rongji was very dissatisfied with him, but it was windy outside the house, and he might catch a cold the next day if he slept for one night, so he had to tiptoe to the ground, and he fell asleep after a long day of traveling.

After a while, Yang Rongji was awakened by a light snoring, and saw Pan Yue lying on the ground sprawled on the ground, the quilt had already gone somewhere, his mouth was slightly open, and he snored a little, obviously exhausted from the day's travel.The moonlight gently shone on Pan Yue's delicate side face, his face was even more immature with his eyes closed, and his black hair spread like a cloud.Yang Rongju's eyes flicked across his curled eyelashes, ruddy lips, and delicate butterfly bones, and finally landed on his bare, milk-like white chest, and he couldn't help but take a tight breath.

As if a little surprised by his own reaction, Yang Rongji frowned slightly, and involuntarily picked up the poorly sleeping person on the ground with his arms, put him on the bed, and then gently tucked him in the corner of the quilt.

"Crazy." Yang Rongju cursed in a low voice, but he didn't know who he was talking about.

The next day, Pan Yue woke up yawning. He was really exhausted yesterday, and he woke up feeling refreshed.But when he saw Yang Rongju, he immediately cried out in surprise: "Zongju, why are your eye circles so dark, did you not sleep well last night?"

Yang Rongji's face was dark: "It's not because you snored so much last night that the ground shook, it's strange that you can fall asleep!"

Pan Yue looked at him apologetically: "Oh, I'm so sorry, I snore when I'm tired, why don't you wake me up?"

Yang Rongji said angrily: "Wake up! You won't wake up even if I kick you. I have no choice but to go out for a stroll."

Pan Yue: "Ah... I'm sorry, volume, why don't you go to sleep again, I promise not to disturb you!"

Yang Rongji: "Don't sleep, let's get down to business first."

A thought suddenly flashed into Pan Yue's mind: Didn't he sleep on the ground last night?Why did you wake up in bed?He shook his head, thinking that it was probably because he thought it was cold on the ground in the middle of the night, so he climbed up.He timidly packed his things and prepared to leave.

When you arrive in Dedong'e County, you will be surrounded by mountains and rivers. The scenery here is quite beautiful with green mountains and blue waters, and small courtyards with red walls.There are often people performing juggling and selling "authentic donkey-hide gelatin" in the market.

The sun was shining brightly, and Pan Yue saw a vendor selling donkey-hide gelatin with a donkey. He dragged Yang Congju over there: "Congju, look, the donkey skins are selling so well. The donkey hooves must be pretty good too. Let's buy two!"

Yang Volume: "...This is the gray donkey."

Pan Yueqi said: "Aren't they all donkeys? If you change the color, the zombies won't recognize you?"

Yang Volume: "Maybe zombies are picky eaters."

Pan Yue: "..."

Yang Volume: "Be careful, if you feed a zombie a gray donkey's hoof, it will eat shit for you."

The corner of Pan Yue's mouth twitched as he imagined the scene of a stiff zombie stuffing something into his mouth, and he said frantically, "Stop it!"

The two walked around and finally arrived at the Dong'a Yamen, and the county magistrate had been waiting for a long time with a sad face. Seeing the two of them was like meeting the god Daluo: "Oh, my two little Taoists, you really called me Wait! It’s good to be here, it’s good to be here, why don’t you serve tea to the two priests?!”

The county magistrate sent someone to pour tea, but Yang Rongji knew that he was deliberately avoiding others, so he said: "Your Excellency, you have something to say."

The county magistrate sighed, and said: "You two priests, to tell you the truth, if the case wasn't dangerous, I would definitely not bother Tai Xue. Judging by the current situation, I'm afraid my black hat will not be safe!"

Pan Yueqi said: "How dangerous it is, my lord, tell me."

The county magistrate said: "In the past eight days, eight people have died in a row. They are usually strong and strong men. I don't know what kind of enemies have caused them to suffer such disasters!"

"Eight people!" Pan Yue was shocked, "This is really an extremely dangerous case!"

Yang Rongji asked: "What are the common characteristics of the deceased? What is the family background? Besides murder, did the murderer also steal property?"

Pan Yue looked at him with admiration, and said, "You have asked three times in a row, and every sentence hits the nail on the head!"

The county magistrate also followed Pan Yue's flattery to Yang Rongji and said: "The Taoist priest really hit the nail on the head! The eight deceased were all tenant farmers, and their families were ordinary. They had little money, and they didn't find anything missing from the deceased's house. As for the common characteristics... maybe The deaths were extremely tragic."

"Oh?" Yang Rongji thought for a while and said, "Can my lord take us to see the corpse?"

The county magistrate said: "It's natural. But... the two priests must be mentally prepared, don't be scared."

Pan Yue thought to himself, I don't watch too many horror movies, how could I be afraid of your corpses, and said, "Your Excellency, you are too worried."

When they arrived at Yizhuang, the county magistrate opened the door and gestured for him to come in.Pan Yue stepped into the door, turned around and rushed out, squatting on the side of the road and retching.

The county magistrate had no choice but to say, "I told you to be mentally prepared."

Pan Yue: "But you didn't say you were going to the cesspit!"

It turned out that the Yizhuang exudes a foul stench, which is like a cesspool.Pan Yue vomited again and again, and said, "Why is it so stinky!... This smell is so murderous, my lord, do you want to compost the corpses so that they can thrive?!"

The county magistrate handed the two towels and said, "Master Daoist, it will be better to cover your mouth and nose with this."

Pan Yue rolled his eyes to the sky: "Why didn't you take it out earlier... You must have done it on purpose..."

The county magistrate showed an innocent smile, and Pan Yue lost his temper, so he had to cover his mouth and nose tightly and let him in.

The author has something to say:

Xiaogong Xiaoshou is about to start tomb robbery!

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