Madam Tsundere is an attack

He couldn't put it down because he played with it so much, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you agree?"

"Agree to what?"

Seeing that he still dared to pretend to be stupid at this moment, Yan Yugui glared at him, but still couldn't help but said in a warm voice: "Fengguanxiapei."

"marry you?"

"marry me."

Jiang Ruo gave a low smile, didn't reply, turned his face slightly, and rubbed against his fair cheek.

Yan Yugui felt uncomfortable, reached out and patted the hairy fox's head away, sat upright, looked at him seriously, and repeated, "Marry me."

Jiang Ruo still smiled lowly, leaned close to him, and kissed the tip of his nose with a lazy but tender voice.

"it is good."

The promise of a lifetime seems to be so set.

No.: ☆, Yuppie is the best ([-])

The author has something to say: "Old Mixer" - a mode of getting along with couples who are happy to bicker in daily life

After Zi Shi passed, Yan Yugui stuffed Jiang Ruo into Cai's house for no other reason than fearing that he would run away.

Yan Yugui was sitting down facing him, looking at Jiang Ruo with a gloomy face with a smile on his face, and the bride beside him was tremblingly holding rouge and gouache, smiling awkwardly, and directing a few women to give the 'bride' Make-up, fortunately, Yan Yugui sits in the town, and if there is a general, there will be no big fights.

After putting on the make-up, the idlers in the room left the scene automatically. Without others, Jiang Ruo quickly recovered his devilish nature and sat lazily on the wooden chair.Yan Yugui approached, helped the golden silk phoenix crown on his hair, and said with a chuckle, "It's a little heavy, but it looks good."

Isn't that right, Jiang Ruo was born good-looking, with a vicious look, but now with red clothes and jade embellishments, ignoring the flat chest, he is a peerless beauty embryo.

If Jiang Ruo didn't bother to pay attention to him, he glanced at him casually, and then tilted his head to another place. Yan Yugui half-dragged and half-dragged him to straighten him, and couldn't help but secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, he didn't wear this heavy body. .

"I have something to do later, so I'll change your clothes for you first."

Jiang Ruo yawned, answered vaguely, and squinted at Yan Yugui tossing those red wedding dresses on the couch. After half a stick of incense, Yan Yugui finally confirmed the order of wearing the clothes.

"Take off your clothes."

"I don't think it's necessary." Jiang Ruo was still dying, he was already dressed in red, so why would he need such a thing?Will it soon be possible to just put on a red hijab?

"Stop making trouble for me." Yan Yugui glanced at him angrily, then reached out and roughly tore off his collar, Jiang Ruo exclaimed all over, backed up frequently, his eyes filled with tears.

Yan Yugui: ...

It can be said that it is undoubtedly the actor itself.

He rubbed the center of his brows, and approached again, this time the movement was gentler, "I'll be half a head shorter in a while."

Jiang Ruo is taller than Yan Yugui, and now that he has a phoenix crown, Yan Yugui can't keep up with him, which is not a good thing.

He carefully took off Jiang Ruo's original red dress, and then put on the wedding dress for him with gentle movements.

The two stayed in the room without talking, Yan Yugui held the crimson sash in his hand, and then leaned close to him, listening to the faint breathing.As soon as the two hands moved behind Jiang Ruo, his body was grabbed by someone. Yan Yugui felt a sore nose when he touched it, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

"Hug."

Jiang Ruo caressed the back of his neck with one hand, and weaved through his hair with the other, making the room charming.

Taking advantage of the fact that he was still in control of the overall situation, Yan Yugui moved back a few inches, quickly wrapped his hands around Jiang Ruo's waist, and tied his belt into a tight knot.Jiang Ruojiao snorted, and was tired of falling on Yan Yugui's body again. Fortunately, Yan Yugui's eyes were quick, and he slapped him on the chest.

Jiang Ruo sat on his red quilt with tears in his eyes, silent.

"Be quiet when you are in the dark. After I am taken by the three-tailed cat demon, don't be impetuous, just follow quietly."

Jiang Ruo didn't know if he heard it, and lay lazily on the couch, propping his head with one hand, the phoenix crown was crooked and crumbling, and his slender legs were put together, dangling slowly.

Yan Yugui's earlobe turned red, and when he understood, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Little Taoist..."

Yan Yugui shivered, and looked back at him tremblingly, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Ruo saw him turn around, the corner of his mouth smiled even wider, he raised his hand, winked, and patted the head of the bed, "It's not too late to go after sleeping..."

Yan Yugui's nose bleeds and he runs away.Just kidding, how dare you stay by that evildoer's side at this juncture!

Seeing him running away, Jiang Ruo chuckled a few times, and fell asleep on the couch this time.

At dusk, red make-up, suona, and a load of betrothal gifts, painted with red lacquer and gold, are shining brightly, everyone is happy, and the front of Fan's house is full of prosperity.

The person in the wedding sedan chair has a phoenix crown and Xiapei, the Yiren has red makeup, and her blue silk is upright.With the spring in the curtain, Jiang Ruo took off the red hijab on his head, and opened the curtain with his jade fingers, looking at the man in red on the tall horse in front of him, with narrow eyes and clear eyes.Almost at the same time, Yan Yugui also turned his head to look at him, smiled faintly, hummed softly, and threw down the curtain.

Tsk, I'm so angry.

Yan Yugui gave a wry smile, and got off his horse.According to the customs of the world, Yan Yugui, as a husband, must kick the sedan chair door three times in front of the new year's welcome, and ask three questions, first, whether he is filial to his parents-in-law;After the woman answered, he could lift the car curtain and lead the bride across the brazier.

However, most of these were omitted, because Yan Yugui deeply felt that if he gave Jiang Ruo a disgrace in front of everyone, then what kind of three-tailed cat demon, don't even think about it, it would be ashes in minutes.

He lifted the curtain, even threw away the big hydrangea between the two of them, and took Jiang Ruo's hand directly.Under the cover of the red robe, Jiang Ruo gently scratched Yan Yugui's palm, Yan Yugui glanced at him slightly, and joked: "Jiang Ruo, do you think this is more formal than the time in Meicheng?"

The two deliberately changed their figures, so at this time Yan Yugui was half a head taller than Jiang Ruo. Hearing this, Jiang Ruo was puzzled, "Then do you want to do it again?"

"It doesn't make sense." Yan Yugui pursed his lips, suppressing a smile, "Your steps are a little too big, slow down."

"Oh."

Jiang Ruo responded, and then slowed down, walking in lotus steps, like that.

The red firecrackers were crackling outside the gate, Xi Po was smiling and obsequious, pinched her neck, and said sharply: "Mandarin ducks fly together, phoenix sings in harmony, we are in the sky together, if we walk together, we will return together."

That sound overwhelmed the exploding firecrackers, but not the voices of the people beside him.

"The sun in the east, the son of the other side, is in my room. In my room, you are walking in my room..."

"The moon in the east, the son of the other side, is in my door. I am in my door, and I am in my hair."

After listening to him, Jiang Ruo raised his eyebrows slightly, and was about to make fun of Yugui, but his hands were tightly held.

"Jianruo, remember every word I say."

His voice was faint, Jiang Ruo couldn't see his expression clearly through the Xihong veil, he asked: "You want to leave."

Not a question, but an affirmation.

The matter that had never been mentioned before, the words that were never dared to ask were spread out today, nakedly placed in front of the two of them, Yan Yugui turned sideways, helped him across the threshold with one hand, and asked him, "What do you think?" Am I going to leave?"

"meeting."

Jiang Ruo answered without hesitation, Yan Yugui frowned, and asked again: "Do you think I like you?"

"If you don't like it, why did you provoke me?" He thought for a while, raised his eyebrows slightly, and couldn't see that the person beside him had already rolled his eyes with a smile.

"What do you think I like about you?"

"This face."

"Well, I do have some self-knowledge." Yan Yugui nodded, the back of his hand was pinched severely, he smiled jokingly, his tone remained unchanged, "Then what if I don't like you anymore?"

"Won't you like it?"

"It's human nature to like the new and dislike the old."

"Then you're a scum." Jiang Ruo didn't get angry this time, instead he teased him, "You're a scumbag, you're a scumbag."

They chatted without any scruples. In the eyes of others, it was flirting between lovers, well, it was actually flirting.

"Then what if I don't like you anymore?"

Closer to home, back to the question just now.

"If you want me to remember your words, then you have to remember mine."

"Which one?"

"If you don't like me anymore, I'll kill you."

"Wow, that's scary." Yan Yugui naturally knew that he wanted to say that, but he still teased Jiang Ruo, covering his lips with one hand, and the smile in his eyes deepened.

The two had already stepped into the main hall, and there were not many people left inside. Fan's father naturally did not dare to accept the two people's big gifts, and walked far away, only the old man who presided over the marriage stood in front of the two, unfolded the silk paper, leisurely Said: "Take the sky as a witness, use the earth as a plan, choose a good day and auspicious day, make a marriage contract with two surnames, and pray for the white head together."

"Worship heaven and earth!"

Yan Yugui took half a step back, his hands still clasped.

"Second thanks to heaven and earth!"

"Bye husband and wife!"

The red gauze drooped at the waist, revealing a corner, and Jiang Ruo couldn't help but glance at him, seeing him smiling so brightly, he was slightly taken aback.

"Send to the bridal chamber."

Well, the tent is decorated with tassels, covered with red waves, all kinds of charming, all kinds of enchanting, and then he sleeps deeply and soundly.

When Yan Yugui left with General Ruo, all the guests were seated naturally, and there was no need to wait for the newcomers. After all, they were just going through the motions and acting.

The red candle flickered, and she went back to the new house, and took off the tassels and the wedding dress as if she was doing three things.Yan Yugui smiled lowly, grabbed the red hijab with one hand, and jokingly said: "The bride's red hijab must be lifted by the groom, that's a good fortune."

With clear eyes, Jiang Ruo pulled the red hijab over his head with one hand, leaned over slightly, and said lazily, "Is that so?"

After finishing speaking, he lifted the red hijab with both hands. Yan Yugui raised his finger helplessly, "I said it all..."

Snapped--

The red hijab fell down again, half covering Jiang Ruo's head, and half falling on Yan Yugui's head, Jiang Ruo took advantage of the situation to steal a kiss.

The two hid under the red hijab, their eyes met, and there was a slight smile in their eyes. If they wanted to get closer to steal a scent, Yan Yugui took a few steps back.Jiang Ruo pouted dissatisfiedly, lifted his hijab and cleaned it up briefly, while Yan Yugui sat on the pear blossom wooden chair, fiddled with the wine cup, and asked, "Do you want to drink Heying wine?

Jiang Ruo rubbed his sore neck, and sat opposite him, "Would you like a drink?"

"It's also possible to walk around."

"Then drink."

In fact, Yan Yugui didn't know much about the customs of the world, the two of them exchanged cups and drank the Hebei wine casually, then sat in the same place dumbly, Jiang Ruo looked at him with his head up, and asked, "And then?"

"I don't know, wait for the three-tailed cat demon?" Yan Yugui looked at him uncertainly, hesitating, should he set up some formations just in case?But if a formation is set up, will it be noticed?

"Then undress first."

Yan Yugui:? ! !

As Jiang Ruo said, his hands had crossed the wooden table and grabbed Yan Yugui's lapel.

"Etc., etc!"

Yan Yugui hastily pulled his hand away, and jumped long with one step, with a look of horror on his face, "Don't miss my business."

Seeing his cowardice, Jiang Ruo rolled his eyes, and was about to hook his fingers to pull him over when a few candles on the table flickered suddenly, and then all of them went out. on the table.

This play...is too fake!

But Yan Yugui didn't slander much, because the breath of the three-tailed cat demon had already reached the door, he rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground in a terrible way, unconscious.

No.: ☆, face-slapping husband and wife ([-])

The author has something to say: Harem sisters living in harmony

Yan Yugui woke up amidst a commotion.

In fact, he pretended to be dizzy at first, but he pretended to be dizzy for some reason!Thinking about it, the three-tailed cat demon is also cunning, and he can't worry about a mortal.

"What's the bet this time?"

"When will the gamblers wake up?"

"Let's make a bet."

Noisy, Yan Yugui struggled to get up and found himself lying in a dark cave, and a group of people were sitting in the middle of the cave, and he didn't realize that he woke up, still noisily...playing with apricots!

Well, Yan Yugui had already confirmed that the young husbands who had been kidnapped deep into the mountains were safe and sound, so he leaned closer, nodded and stared carefully.

"What's the bet usually?"

"Gold and silver jewellery." The person who was asked looked up impatiently, looked up at him, stupefied, and suddenly threw away the cards in his hand, "I don't want to play anymore, what a fart, Master Rabbit is awake! "

"Oh, Brother Qi is awake." Someone smiled and waved to him, "Come, come, let's make a bet."

Yan Yugui felt a toothache. He must have walked out of the place, or the way he woke up was wrong.According to the previous storybook, shouldn't he see a group of boys who were tortured to the point of being bruised and tied up in a dark and damp cave!

Although this idea is a bit cruel, it is not weird!Now these people are playing in the land of monsters with a kind face, pretending to be sisters and sisters, what's the matter with the situation of fighting to the death!

Yan Yugui frowned, tugged at the person beside him, and asked, "Well, do you know where the three-tailed cat demon is?"

"I don't know, but since you're all awake, he should be coming over soon." He waved his hand, suddenly frowned, and scolded, "Hey, don't play tricks on me, it's fun!"

Yan Yugui: ...

There was no saving this group of people.

Yan Yugui no longer expected to get any news from them, so he walked towards the entrance of the cave alone. At this moment, a child came over, and when he saw him coming out, he didn't ask much, just said: "The king is looking for you."

Yan Yugui nodded, and followed behind him. He observed all the way, restrained his breath, and walked around for a long time before arriving in a hall.

The little cat demon retreated without saying a word, Yan Yugui sighed, he suddenly missed Wuming very much.

Slapping the door open, he walked into the hall, and saw the man on the white feather couch at a glance.

The man's thin shirt was slightly damp, his long hair was drooping, and one eye was dark while the other was blood red. Yan Yugui knew that he had stuffed that blood crimson bead in his eye.

The man beckoned to him, Yan Yugui could only approach him slowly because of the 'demon poison' in his body, and then let him look at him.

"look into my eyes."

Yan Yugui stared at him, the man suddenly frowned, "You have evil spirit...in your body."

……

Please don't stress about the body!

"You are not an ordinary person." He put his finger on his neck and stroked it, and the fingertips were stained with blood.

Seeing him licking the blood on his hands, Yan Yugui suddenly understood something, and asked, "Can human blood suppress the crazy blood crimson bead?"

The three-tailed cat demon was not surprised, instead he yawned and looked at him with his chin resting, "You're right."

"We make a deal."

"What?" The three-tailed cat demon looked at him calmly.

"I'll help you take out the blood crimson beads, and you let them go."

The three-tailed cat demon frowned, and Yan Yugui said, "You don't want to?"

Thinking about it carefully, the blood crimson bead has both advantages and disadvantages. While it brought pain to the three-tailed cat demon, it also gave him endless power. For him, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

"Do you think those eyes are pretty?"

The question asked by the three-tailed cat demon was wrong, and Yan Yugui answered without hesitation, "Ugly."

Indeed, Yan Yugui, who is used to the seductive Hu Meizi, has rejected all other beauties.

As soon as the three-tailed cat demon raised his hand, Yan Yugui dodged immediately, "Don't try to charm people's hearts, you can't beat me, you are too weak."

Yan Yugui disliked it solemnly, and the three-tailed cat demon smiled lowly, then leaned over, condensed his breath with a palm, the two faced each other, and the hall was chaotic.

The thin lips of the three-tailed cat demon curled up, and her white fingers shrank slightly. In an instant, a demonic aura surged up, and Yan Yugui stepped back unhurriedly. smile.

The demonic aura closed, and the people in the middle dissipated like smoke. The three-tailed cat demon narrowed his eyes, his red eyes were bloodthirsty, and then his figure moved, dodging the palm behind him.

Of course, Yan Yugui didn't expect his slap to kill him. With one palm on the ground, Yan Yugui turned over and jumped, and then pinched his fingers, and the robe spread apart, like a blood lotus blooming in the world, bright yellow talisman Paper, cinnabar brush marks, indescribably beautiful.

The talisman paper surrounded the three-tailed cat demon layer by layer, and the spell was activated, but the three-tailed cat demon sneered, then pressed his right hand into the eye, and took out the blood crimson bead. In an instant, the formation shattered