Madam Tsundere is an attack

Can't we just change a tree and hang him? "

This time, Yan Yugui was no longer silent, but said to her in an almost joking tone: "But there is only one tree planted in my forest."

Kunyu was half stupid, Yan Yugui turned his head to look at the entrance of the alley, and Jiang Ruo was facing him, waiting slowly, he walked out without hesitation.

"Do you want to go back to the village?"

"I've lived here long enough, let's go to Changyou Valley."

"Okay." Yan Yugui smiled faintly, nodded at Gong Yanye, and went with Jiang Ruo.

"Your uncle, stop!" Kunyu followed pantingly, raised her finger slightly, who is Yan Yugui, he can hang out with a monster regardless of his care, but she, Kunyu, can't just stand by and watch.

Seeing that Gong Yanye was about to follow suit, Yan Yugui's eyes suddenly darkened, he looked at Kunyu indifferently, and said coldly: "Kunyu, you are presumptuous."

"god……"

Kunyu stepped back, almost blurting out a sentence, and at this moment, the street was suddenly in chaos.

"Ah! My pig ran away!"

The corners of Kunyu's eyes twitched, watching helplessly as a group of chubby pink and white pork chops came overwhelmingly, and the street was crowded. After calming down, the person she vowed to catch had disappeared without a trace.

In this situation, Kunyu couldn't help crying: This is the way that pig came up with to escape!

"What did you do?"

"No."

"Who is that?"

"It may have been an accident."

At this time, Yan Yugui and General Ruo, who were far away in the sky, looked at a loss, but although the scene was a bit awkward, Yan Yugui was very pleased that the problem could be solved without using a hand.

Jiang Ruo ran with Yan Yugui for a stick of incense without blinking, and then landed in the grove, looking at the unfamiliar scenery in all directions, Yan Yugui asked, "Where are we at this time?"

"Changyou Valley is three miles away."

"So fast?" Yan Yugui was surprised. In fact, he still planned to play for a few days. He didn't expect Jiang Ruo to be so real, and he took himself outside Changyou Valley in a single thought, "What if I don't wait until Changshan?" What about those little bastards?"

"Hey, I've already found them for you." Jiang Ruo pointed at him casually, Yan Yugui looked up, only saw a lush greenery, and the next moment, he could only hear his voice but not see him.

"Hey, it's agreed that I'll take the lead in dealing with the three-tailed cat. Why did you do it first! Also, let's just do it. Why do I feel that you're aiming at me everywhere? Every time I cut you, you block it. You're on the wrong team!"

"You move too slowly."

"Slow? What's wrong with my mantle? I see you are quite fast. You didn't let the three-tailed cat run away in the end. It's a fart."

"Master ordered, concentrate on dealing with the matter of Changyou Valley, and other disciples will take over from other places."

"I said literature, you are a deadhead, do you understand that you draw your sword to help when you see injustice? Don't you let me watch that family be disturbed by monsters, and wait for other disciples to come, that cat monster may eat a lot of human flesh!"

"Although he is a monster, he has no blood. On the contrary, you meddle in your own business and delay our meeting time."

"Where did I delay? Just looking at that old and unscrupulous magic stick, he might not know where to live happily, how could he reach Changyou Valley? You should be in a hurry."

As the representative of the "old, unscrupulous and cheerful", Mr. Yan Yugui rubbed the tip of his nose unnaturally, approached Jiang Ruo pretending to be serious, and said leisurely: "Look at these little bastards, they are clearly seniors. You are lower than me, what are you talking about behind your back?"

Jiang Ruo was silent for a moment, then suddenly leaned over and whispered in his ear: "If I remember correctly, you should be of the same generation, but because the master you worship is of high status, some silly disciples will naturally forget it, respectfully I respectfully call you: Brother Tuwang."

Yan Yugui rubbed the tip of his nose again, avoiding the itching in his ears, and hummed, "I can't see through it."

He raised his palm and patted a yellow talisman on Jiang Ruo's head. After the white mist passed, a silver fox lay softly in Yan Yugui's arms.

"As long as you dare."

Yan Yugui smiled lightly, and said: "There's no way, Chang Shan talks too much, you can save a lot of unnecessary trouble by showing up like this."

Jiang Ruo grunted, and curled up in a more comfortable position. In order to prevent the three people below from continuing to slander him, Yan Yugui made a formula and landed in the middle of the three.

Chang Shan:!

Literature: ...

Gansui:?

"We meet again." Yan Yugui narrowed his eyes and greeted them with a smile on his lips.

"Hello senior apprentice."

The corner of Yan Yugui's mouth twitched, thinking that this group of scumbags were indeed not as good as they looked, and secretly slammed him, but they were polite on the surface.

He also did enough acting, adhering to the responsibility of being a "brother", and asked with a warm smile: "I just heard you talk about the three-tailed cat, but what troubles did you encounter on the way here?"

"When I mention this, I get a little angry!"

Sure enough, a three-tailed cat can blow people up.

In front of Yan Yugui, Chang Shan unceremoniously accused the viciousness of literature, and by the way, analyzed the misdeeds of literature from multiple angles and levels. Wenshu didn't interrupt him during the period, but just listened to his nonsense with indifference.

Yan Yugui's literary strength is clear, since he said that the three-tailed cat demon did not kill evil, there is no need to question it, but Chang Shan's reaction was too intense, which made Yan Yugui very puzzled, so he raised his hand Asked: "Well, what did that three-tailed cat demon do?"

"Snatch a kiss."

"Bride and groom?"

"The groom."

"female?"

With a sullen face, Chang Shan hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Master."

Come on!This is very strange, ordinary practitioners adopt the method of nourishing yin and nourishing yang, taking yang to seek yin, but this three-tailed cat has gone to an extreme.

"Then Sanwei can escape?"

Normally Nine Tails become Immortals, but if it is Three Tails, there is absolutely no problem with these people being dealt with cleanly, why were they lost instead?

As soon as the question was asked, Chang Shan and Wen Shu looked at him inexplicably at the same time, so frightened that Yan Yugui also pointed at himself, and then stared blankly at the silent Gansui.

Gan Sui faltered for a moment, pointed at Yan Yugui, and said, "Tu Wang, Senior Brother...there's something in that three-tailed cat demon that we can't beat."

"What?" Yan Yugui said as he looked at himself, then raised his right hand almost in disbelief, shaking out the string of warm and lustrous blood crimson beads, "You said he has this thing in his body ?”

Kansui quickly nodded his head twice.

The corners of Yan Yugui's mouth twitched, and he was quite broken. He rubbed the center of his brows with his free hand, and said tiredly: "I see, you guys go to Changyou Valley first, I want to meet that cat demon for a while."

He was about to leave, Chang Shan thought for a while, and added: "The city we pass by will get married in a few days, the cat demon must know that we are gone, and now he is only temporarily hiding. Maybe it’s good to try your luck somewhere..."

Yan Yugui waved his back to the three of them, but did not speak.

No.: ☆, Yuppie is the best ([-])

The author has something to say: Fan Cai Piaoxiang plus women's big boss

The sky is bright and the sun is bright, the forest is not quiet, Yan Yugui is not in a hurry, sometimes he turns into a wisp of white smoke and walks a few hundred steps faster, if the general on his body has become lazy, he just lies on his shoulder and falls asleep.

"That guy named Chang Shan seems to be a bit extreme."

"Hmm." Yan Yugui slowly removed the wooden branch on top of his head that was stuffed by a dead fox at some point, took a deep breath, and said, "He committed the common fault of the Misty sect."

Jiang Ruo snorted lightly, climbed onto his head, and said leisurely: "The number one immortal sect is belittled by you so much, you can really do it."

Yan Yugui took him off the top of his head dumbfoundingly, and put him in his arms, "Why did I belittle you? It's just that Chang Shan has learned some shortcomings from Misty disciples."

"Then tell me, what's the shortcoming?"

"Being good is too evil, being evil is too good." Yan Yugui said concisely, looked at him with a nod, and said solemnly: "It's not just misty, it's like this in all three thousand worlds, whether light or heavy, hidden or visible."

Jiang Ruo said 'um' in an unclear way, then suddenly turned into a human form, took Yan Yugui's hand, and pulled him into his arms, tightened his arms, and closed his eyes: "Do you have something? Things are hiding from me?"

"Why do you suddenly ask like this?"

"Feeling." Jiang Ruo clenched his sleeves tightly, fell silent for a moment, and sighed heavily, "I pretended not to know, but it doesn't mean you can act recklessly. Since the Lindu incident, you have become very strange. Nothing can make me understand, I would rather you be as simple as when we first met..."

"I'd rather you be simple than worry about me being so complicated." Yan Yugui frowned slightly, closed his eyes and calmed down for a moment, then lazily said: "Jiang Ruo, I really can't hide anything from you. "

Yan Yugui held his hand behind his back, and walked slowly with Jiang Ruo, eyes closed, recalling carefully, "I lost Ku Jiangzhu in Lindu that day, and I also fell into a nightmare..."

Jiang Ruo tightened his fingers, his eyes changed, and he said in a deep voice, "What did he show you?"

"you are dead."

Jiang Ruo frowned, looked softly, and looked at him seriously, "I won't die."

As if to remove the uneasiness in his heart, Jiang Ruo slightly nodded, looked at him at the same level, and said calmly: "Not only will I not die, but I will live with the sun and the moon, and live with the heaven and the earth. As long as the sun and the moon will appear , Heaven and earth are immortal, I will appear."

"So everything Nightmare showed you is fake."

"Speaking of this really makes people's scalp tingle." Yan Yugui sneered, raised his hand and slapped him, and looked away, "Why are you like this, you are usually not serious, but when you are serious, it makes people Can't take it."

To be honest, Jiang Ruo usually didn't have a serious word, and today the atmosphere just blurted out. I didn't expect this little Taoist to take it seriously, and he was really angry!

Yan Yugui teased him to relieve his boredom, he was happy physically and mentally, clasped his hands in front of him, there was a warm smile on the corner of his mouth, but his eyes were a little blurry.

In fact, the truth was not spoken.

I don't know when, the self-proclaimed Piao Miao Zhengdao also began to become a sanctimonious hypocrite, telling lies in a routine, even Jiang Ruo, a dead fox who has been famous for thousands of years of cunning. Can be fooled.

Jiang Ruo can be open and frank, but Yan Yugui can only hesitate.

Fortunately, Jiang Ruo didn't think too much, and the two arrived in that small town before sunset.Others don't know, but Yan Yugui is clearly aware of the power of the blood crimson bead, so he is eager to take it away.Naturally, he was apprehensive about going to Changyou Valley. Although there were several people from Changshan sitting in the town, there were still many nights and dreams. Yan Yugui decided to make a quick decision, and if he arrived at the destination, he found out about the family who was preparing for the wedding.

The two families who are going to be married, one is Fan and the other is Cai, and Yan Yugui will come to the home of the man's parents, that is, the Fan family.The Fan family has heard about the three-tailed cat. In fact, the marriage should not have happened this year, but Mr. Fan had a serious illness a few years ago, and his health was deteriorating. As a last resort, Father Fan decided to let the old man leave with peace of mind. this marriage.

After the discussion between the two families, Fan's father started to make a big splash and paid a lot of money to get a few Taoist priests to subdue the demons. Of course, it is impossible for these two Taoist priests to defeat the three-tailed cat demon, but there must be a brave man under the reward. For this large sum of money, it is okay for a few people to take risks.

The three-tailed cat demon is quick and agile, and to catch it, Yan Yugui must replace those Taoist priests and establish himself in the Fan family.

Shaking his hands casually to show his divine power, Fan's father willingly 'invited' the guy who was eating and drinking before out of Fan's house.

If General Yan Yugui moved into the 'East Palace', as soon as he stepped over the threshold, the head of the Fan family hurried over to explain the situation in detail.Could Yan Yugui not know about the Fan family?But he didn't have the nerve to put on a face, and listened to a few words pretendingly. As for the name of the little milk dog of the Fan family, and the name of the little fairy of the Cai family, he really didn't care, sorry. ^O^/

Staying like this, Yan Yugui ate and slept well during the day, and at night, if he was turned into a red wave, and was confessed so shamelessly for three days, Yan Yugui suddenly realized a very serious matter. From the beginning, I planned to get in touch with the three-tailed cat demon without distance, so the idea of ​​pretending to be a newcomer was formed outside Changyou Valley. To be on the safe side, it is best to change both couples. After the replacement, they will naturally become Yan Yu. Returning to the general, but when it comes to the trivial matter of who will be the husband and who will be the wife, the two almost quarreled!

Jiang Ruo vowed not to follow the Fengguan Xiapei. Of course, Yan Yugui also hated that thing. When he was in Meicheng, the matchmaker cut two men's clothes according to their stature, and asked Yan Yugui to wear women's clothes. Why not give him a pair of clothes? Hemp rope, he hangs the southeast branch himself!

But the three-tailed cat demon was in front, and the two had to compromise. Yan Yugui insisted that Jiang Ruo pretend to be a woman, and if the objection was ineffective, he would simply ignore him. As long as Yan Yugui wiped his mouth, he would turn into a fox and pretend to be deaf and dumb , give him a big fox tail.

Seeing that the wedding date was approaching, Yan Yugui couldn't bear it anymore, and finally slapped Ruohuahu with the talisman in time.

The two knelt on the couch facing each other, Yan Yugui arranged his hands and feet like a well-behaved little daughter-in-law, and then lifted the corner of the yellow talisman on his forehead with satisfaction, and then... a cold gaze shot over , straight to the heart.

Yan Yugui covered his lips and coughed lightly, avoiding his sight, and carefully summarized four things for him.

One: The three-tailed cat demon kidnapped the bridegroom officer, and he wanted to take out the blood crimson bead, if you don't understand this.

Second: Generally speaking, this matter is still inside the Misty Sect, and he doesn't want to trouble him.

Third: If the demon has silver hair, it is difficult to cover up. If it is wearing a red hijab, it will be fine, and it will not attract the suspicion of the three-tailed cat demon.

After all, the three-tailed cat demon only focuses on men, and doesn't deliberately look at Jiang Ruo, the 'bride'.

Fourth: Yan Yugui really wanted to see Jiang Ruo's appearance in women's clothing, and was extremely curious.

Of course, Yan Yugui could only whisper in his heart about the fourth point. If he said it outright, he would have to tear off the talisman paper attached to his forehead even if he was afraid of losing all his demonic power, and then put it on his forehead. Yan Yugui is going to die!

Yan Yugui shook his hands at him, looked at him cautiously, grabbed a large handful of talisman papers with both hands, and said: "Now you say that you agree or not, if you agree, I will tear off the talisman papers, you Tomorrow An An will put on her wedding dress, if you don’t agree, then you can only paste more talisman papers and forcefully send her to the hall.”

Jiang Ruo's face seemed to be getting darker, while Yan Yugui tried his best to show a kind, gentle and bright smile, "You don't talk? Then I will take it as your consent. Don't turn your face and deny people for a while, and don't touch me ..."

There is a kind of you to stick this talisman on your face and then talk!

Jiang Ruo was so angry that his lungs were going to explode, seeing Yan Yugui's fingers slowly approaching, and in an instant he was about to tear off the talisman on his head, Jiang Ruo was lucky enough to count silently in his heart.

Four, three, two, one...

Boom!

After a muffled sound, Jiang Ruo succeeded in pressing Yan Yugui under his body. Without restraint, he immediately opened his teeth and claws, showing the appearance of all evil, and said with a grin: "Little Taoist priest, you are going to turn the world upside down, how dare you Calculate me."

Yan Yugui didn't care about how he gritted his teeth, but just frowned and rubbed his waist, thinking that this damn girl is really strong, and he would break his bones before he gave up.

"How can you not count your words, you clearly promised not to move your hands or feet and not turn your face!"

Seeing that he still mentioned it, Jiang Ruo raised the blue veins on his forehead, and lifted him with his right hand, with a gloomy expression, "When did I say that, you added a few forbidden words on the talisman paper, and now you dare not admit it." Yes!"

Yan Yugui was originally 'guilty', but now that Jiang Ruo pointed out, he kept silent, propping the quilt with his arms, pulled himself out from under Jiang Ruo's body, rolled his eyes, and lay on his back ignoring him.

Jiang Ruo was dodged by him, but his right hand was still holding his ankle. After he calmed down for a moment, he bullied him again and pushed him back under his body.

Yan Yugui tilted his head slightly, holding Jiangruo's slightly drooping silver hair with his hand. He liked the color very much, and always