Sir, do you have a survival guide?

For Hu Tong, Xia Yunyi's sudden fainting gave him a big jump.

He was eating well, when suddenly Xiao Xia in front of him slammed his head on the table, making a loud "boom".

Hu Tong reacted for a long time before realizing that Xia Yunyi was dizzy. He hurriedly vacated the chair with the students beside him, laid Xia Yunyi flat on the chair, and then tried to breathe. Hu Tong's eyes widened again:

"I'm not breathing!!!"

At this time, Xia Yunyi was lying flat on the chair, with his eyes closed, his chest no longer rising and falling, one hand was hanging limply on the ground, his face was slightly blue.

After Hu Tong yelled so loudly, there was an uproar in the cafeteria, the freshmen chattered, and some were clever, and immediately called the monster that Lingzhi had transformed to see if they could come forward to rescue them;

The second graders rushed out immediately, saying they wanted to find the school doctor.

But generally speaking, the cafeteria was still in a mess, and there was no one eating.

When the first floor of the cafeteria was in chaos, there was finally movement on the second floor.

I saw a white-haired man appearing at the railing on the second floor. He looked down and frowned when he saw Xia Yunyi who was surrounded by Xia Yunyi in the middle of the third floor and the third floor, but he didn't say anything. Turn around and leave.

And when the white-haired man turned around, it happened that a freshman below shouted, "Go to the school doctor quickly." Hearing this sentence, the pale-colored eyes of the white-haired man deepened a lot. Turning around willingly, sighed, and walked down the stairs.

"Step aside."

A male voice that was as cold as a machine sounded, not loud, but this voice directly shook the soul of every student below like a sharp knife.

There was no time to think about who the man behind them was, just out of instinct, the students consciously vacated a passage leading directly to Xia Yunyi with a "swish".

The white-haired man impatiently put back the gold-rimmed glasses in his jacket pocket, and with everyone's gazes as if they were watching a god descend, he strode over to Xia Yunyi's place, squatted down, and asked:

"What did he eat?"

Only then did Hu Tong raise his eyes to see the true face of the man in front of him——

The white-haired man in front of him looks like a young man. He is wearing a long windbreaker uniform issued by university teachers, but his white hair reaches his waist, and the ends of his hair are tied with a headband. From this point of view, this teacher should be very old , otherwise you won't keep your long hair.

"Speak." The white-haired man urged while unbuttoning Xia Yunyi's coat.

Hu Tong came back to his senses, and quickly replied: "I didn't eat anything."

Hearing this, the white-haired man frowned, and put his hand on Xia Yunyi's left chest. There was a blue gleam on the palm of his hand, and then for some reason, the white-haired man stopped his spiritual energy in the next second, and turned around. After staring at Xia Yunyi's face for a while, he slowly pulled up Xia Yunyi's shirt.

"Teacher, Xia Yunyi is not breathing yet." Hu Tong was worried.

"It's too much of a hindrance here."

The white-haired man bent down, hugged Xia Yunyi vigorously, ignored Hu Tong, and walked towards the entrance of the cafeteria.

Seeing the white-haired man approaching, the onlookers retreated to the side one after another, as if they were afraid that they would not be able to avoid it in time, so they gave way to a passage, and after a while the white-haired man disappeared at the entrance of the cafeteria with Xia Yunyi.

Hu Tong watched his younger brother disappear in a daze, and when he was rolling up his sleeves to grab him, the classmates on the side quickly stopped him:

"Do you want to die?"

Hu Tong said angrily: "That's my brother!!!"

"But, the one holding your brother is Professor Shen." The classmate said.

Hearing this name, Hu Tong's face froze for a second. He came back to his senses and asked, "...is that Professor Shen I was thinking of?"

"En." The classmate patted Hu Tong's shoulder painfully and left.

poon:"……"

I still remember that before he went to school, the seven aunts and eight aunts and cousins ​​of his family told him that after college, if you don’t want to die, just remember one sentence——

Thousands of troops and horses avoid Shen Baitou.

So, the little brother must be fine, but I don't know if there will be something missing when he comes back.

Hu Tong struggled for a long time, but still chose to wait cowardly for the younger brother to come back by himself.

……

Xia Yunyi's coma this time was the longest one, and it may have been directly connected to sleep at night.

When he woke up again, he found himself in the dormitory, with a small floral sheet brought from home under the bed, and a small floral quilt covering his body.

Blinking, Xia Yunyi let out a long sigh: college life is really exciting.

"Xiao Xia is awake?"

Hu Tong's head suddenly popped out from the side. From Xia Yunyi's point of view, it was a beard suddenly hanging on the side of the bed rail. Xia Yunyi almost yelled in fright, but he instantly understood the structure of this dormitory——

Get off the table and go to bed.

Wait a minute, isn't he in a coma?How did you get to the dormitory?

Seeing Xia Yunyi's confused face, Hu Tong handed over a bowl of millet porridge distressedly, and said, "Drink some porridge, you didn't eat anything yesterday."

Looking at the steaming millet porridge, Xia Yunyi's nose was sore, he took it with a sob, sat on the bed, and said:

"Brother, it's so kind of you to buy me porridge early in the morning."

When Hu Tong heard this, he touched his nose guiltily.

Actually, not him.

In the middle of the night last night, Professor Shen suddenly came to the dormitory again, and brought Xia Yunyi who was still in a coma by the way, but this time Xia Yunyi was breathing.

After coming to this dormitory, Professor Shen's huge coercion instantly aroused a few roommates who were lying in the salty fish, doing hygiene, making the bed for Xia Yunyi, and making the messy dormitory spotless. Without saying a word, the professor picked him up, threw him on the bed, and left.

After Professor Shen left, several roommates still didn't dare to move, sticking to the corner of the wall in disbelief that Professor Shen had left.

Later, Hu Tong was the first one who dared to move, and because of the proximity of the bed, Hu Tong climbed onto the bed and covered Xia Yunyi with the quilt.

Finally, the roommates breathed a sigh of relief and lay down to rest. In the end, Professor Shen came again early in the morning. It was still Professor Shen's huge coercion that woke up the roommates.

After Hu Tong tremblingly opened the door, Professor Shen handed over a bowl of porridge and spoke for the first time:

"When the man wakes up, let him drink it."

At that time, Hu Tong was still a little confused. When he took it, he asked a lot: "What's in it?"

After Hu Tong asked this question, Professor Shen narrowed his eyes. The light reflected by the gold-rimmed glasses made the lens white, covering the deep meaning in his eyes. Under the horrified eyes of Hu Tong and his roommate, Professor Shen lips Corner micro hook:

"You can try."

Say it and walk away.

The other two roommates didn't believe in evil, and each took a sip before Xia Yunyi woke up. As a result, after ten seconds, the expressions of the two of them changed, and they ran out with an "oh", and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Therefore, in the bedroom of four people, after Xia Yunyi woke up, only Hu Tong and Xia Yunyi were left.

Just when Hu Tong was debating whether to tell Xia Yunyi what happened when he was unconscious, Xia Yunyi had already finished the porridge, and smacked his lips after finishing it. Judging from his expression, he seemed very satisfied.

Hu Tong stared at it for a while, but found nothing unusual, and asked, "Do you feel any discomfort?"

"No," Xia Yunyi said with a smile, with a little more blood on his face, "this porridge is really delicious."

"Oh...that's good." Hu Tong thought for a while, but stopped talking.

"What's wrong?" Xia Yunyi asked, tilting his head.

"It's nothing," Hu Tong still decided not to tell Xia Yunyi, and changed the subject, "I found your blue book, please take a good look."

"Okay, thank you brother." Xia Yunyi was full of air.

Hu Tong was taken aback for a moment, then scratched his head foolishly, and smiled.

After eating a bowl of porridge, Xia Yunyi gradually gained strength, observed that there was a single guard in the dormitory, so he went in to wash up, and when he came out after tinkering, he found Hu Tong lying on the bed and fell asleep.

Xia Yunyi thought for a while, then gently opened the blue book that Hu Tong put on the table, and read it.

The full name of this blue book is "Jiuhua University Freshmen's Notebook for the First Year of Enrollment". The first page is a map. Xia Yunyi glanced at it and turned it over. All are credits.

It turns out that in this school, each freshman’s initial credits are [-] points, and afterward punishment and rewards are based on credits. For example, after completing a professional course, credits will be added depending on whether the professional course is passed; as a teacher assistant, after the semester ends , It is up to the teacher to decide whether to award credits and so on.

There are more credits deducted. For example, if you fail, you will be deducted from the credits of the corresponding professional courses; if you fight in the school, you will be deducted points; Items, deduction points, blah blah blah.

However, compared with rewards, punishments are much more credits deducted. On the last line of the credits page, it is specifically written that you can graduate if you earn [-] credits; The school is kicked out of the school gate.

"If the credits are deducted as negative points, you will be kicked out of the school."

Xia Yunyi murmured this sentence twice, and then, his eyes instantly darkened.

He seems to have found a way.

He can, try to deduct all the credits within one year, and then he can leave.

Xia Yunyi was deeply impressed by his own wisdom.

Judging from the course explanations later, the first year of college is some professional basic courses, especially the basic courses have a lot of deductions, as long as he doesn't go to class, and then strive to become a teacher's assistant, it's fine to screw everything up.

Then, from a logical point of view, this teacher must be a very strict teacher, stern and selfless, preferably a little stingy, and a teacher who has a bad relationship with his classmates is the No. 1 choice. Credits deducted.

The abacus of the battle plan was crackling in his heart, Xia Yunyi took out his mobile phone, and was about to seriously check online which teacher is the most suitable.

"Hey, no internet?"

Xia Yunyi shook his mobile phone and found that there was no signal at all, and the symbol in the upper right corner indicated that the mobile phone was blocked.

No internet.

Xia Yunyi panicked, but he didn't believe that the school was so strict that students were not even allowed to make phone calls.Xia Yunyi took it around and found that there was a QR code on the last page of the blue book, and the book read:

Campus Network and Information Login.

A dormitory key and a campus card are attached.

He tore off the keys and campus card and put them aside. For the sake of the Internet, Xia Yunyi scanned the QR code on it without saying a word. After scanning, Xia Yunyi's mobile phone went black under his gaze.

Xia Yunyi: "..."

crashed? !

Just when Xia Yunyi was about to cry, the phone turned on again, but this time it showed that an app had been reinstalled on the phone, and then the signal and WiFi were all there.

Xia Yunyi took a look at this newly installed app, its name is:

dedicated nonsense

The name is unique enough.

Xia Yunyi entered with great interest and found that it was a forum.

The forum is divided into three sections. Xia Yunyi searched for a long time before finding the forum of his own school. The other two were one for self-cultivation and the other for human entertainment.

——Stick to the top

——Explanation by Teacher Jiuhua

Click to enter, and the number one ranked is Shen Wuya.

This name is so cool.

Xia Yunyi watched it with great interest.

This post is based on the information provided by the landlord at all levels of seniors and sisters. It is ranked according to the degree of danger and attention required by the teacher.

Shen Wuya, nickname, Shen Baitou

Risk level: five stars

The chief job is school doctor, associate professor.

Although he is a school doctor, his skills are also very good. Basically, the medicine can cure the disease, but the way of treating the disease is very tossing the demon. Those who have treated the disease under his hands always feel that he wants to dissect the demon while treating the demon.

Although he is a professor, he has no students under him. He has been in school for so many years, and he will come out to teach elective courses every other term. However, the students who go there will be forced to skip classes because they can’t understand anything in class or because the content is too abnormal. Shen Baitou hung up more than half of his credits, and his credits were deducted like running water.

Summary: Thousands of troops avoid Shen Baitou.

The latest information: Shen Baitou is recruiting an assistant, which is rare in a thousand years. As a senior, the landlord advises all new students who want credits not to apply for the job because of the generous rewards above.

Hereby marked.

Xia Yunyi glanced at the attached advertisement for recruiting assistants, and found that, as the host said, Professor Shen's assistants have generous subsidies, and they can also practice with Professor Shen, and Professor Shen has only one requirement for assistants:

Don't get in the way.

A good one is concise and clear.

After reading all the precautions, Xia Yunyi hugged his mobile phone with bright eyes, and listed Shen Wuya as the number one target.

After reading the nominated teachers, Xia Yunyi slapped his thigh:

Just him.

As long as you become this Shen Wuya's assistant, after committing suicide, let Shen Wuya deduct all his credits!

Xia Yunyi looked up to the sky and laughed loudly. After finding the application letter, he rushed out of the dormitory quickly, ready to print it and hand it in immediately.

Hu Tong: "Huh—"

He didn't realize that his little brother was going out, and he lay on the bed and slept soundly.