Sir, do you have a survival guide?
Chapter 4
"Would you like to invite Professor Shen to take a look?"
"Him? You want to freeze us to death?"
"But Professor Shen is the only school doctor, otherwise what if this kid dies?"
"He's out of breath."
"Hey, wait, don't call me Professor Shen anymore, I'm angry again."
Xia Yunyi was disturbed by chirping noises. He was forced to open his eyes and saw a group of people surrounding him. He sat up in fright:
"what!"
Seeing that people woke up, the circle of people surrounding Xia Yunyi retreated and dispersed at the same time, heaved a long sigh of relief, and began to chatter softly again.
After Xia Yunyi sat up, he rubbed his arms and rolled his eyes, only to realize that he was sitting on a sofa, and the girl who had scared him before had turned into a normal look again, with only one pair of hands, and the lipstick on her face was covered with After washing it, he was being squeezed into a corner by a group of people, and there were hardly any people in sight.
"Little classmate, I am the director of the teaching office here, are you okay?"
Just as Xia Yunyi was still in shock, a woman in a professional skirt squeezed away the crowd, walked over, carefully sat beside Xia Yunyi, adjusted her black-rimmed glasses, and asked softly.
Obviously this woman's professional dress is tightly worn, and even the top button is buttoned up, but there is still a seductive charm in her eyes and every move, especially her eyes, which are watery like Containing smoke and mist, with an extremely enchanting figure, he looked at Xia Yunyi reproachfully at this moment, without revealing a trace, but it just made people feel half-dressed.
But Xia Yunyi had no fancy ideas at all. After experiencing so many things, he judged at a glance that the director in front of him was definitely not a human being, because how could a normal person give people such a strange and charming feeling?
Seeing that Xia Yunyi's face turned pale and his pupils shrunk to the size of a pinprick, the woman didn't even say a word for such a long time, knowing that the child must have been frightened, so she persuaded the teachers and leaders who surrounded her to leave:
"Since the classmates are awake, you should stop surrounding them and go back."
"But……"
"But everything is blocked here, and I can't even breathe smoothly. Get out soon."
The woman's willow eyebrows were erected, and she glared at the person who just objected.
Those who objected just shut up, and the rest of the people did not dare to object when they saw the woman's resolute attitude.
After all the people around had left, the girl who had scared Xia Yunyi before was the last to go out. She walked out respectfully and closed the door behind her. It turned out that the door next to the girl was the director's office.
"My surname is Bai," the director asked with a smile when everything in the office became quiet, "Is there something wrong with my classmates?"
"Teacher," Xia Yunyi couldn't keep his mind, but still asked without giving up, "Are all monsters in this university?"
Director Bai continued to smile: "Yes."
"Is it possible... Is it a monster?"
"How is it possible?" Director Bai covered his mouth and chuckled, "All those who received our notice are monsters~~ The system will not go wrong~~"
The system... can't go wrong...
Xia Yunyi carefully recalled his 18 years, and after confirming that he had never had any signs of being different from ordinary people since he was a child, he said tremblingly:
"Then everyone eats people?"
"Cannibalism is against the law," Director Bai said with his almond eyes wide open, but then added, "At least we won't cannibalize on the surface."
Not on the surface, but secretly? !
Xia Yunyi's face turned pale further, he swallowed, compared the possibility of being eaten on campus or in the office, he took a deep breath, and confessed to Director Bai:
"Director, I'm actually human."
Director Bai's eyes widened in surprise.
Xia Yunyi twitched the corners of his eyes, and tried hard to meet Director Bai's eyes, which strengthened the credibility of his words.
After a while, Director Bai reached out and poked Xia Yunyi's forehead, and said angrily:
"How can the current students even make up such an excuse? Going to school won't kill you."
"It really took my life," Xia Yunyi smiled wryly, "I'm really human."
Seeing that Xia Yunyi was about to cry, Director Bai was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said:
"Okay, okay, you are human, I will take a picture of you with a mirror later, so that you can see your true self."
Obviously, Director Bai still didn't believe in Xia Yunyi. She felt that the current students had gone to great lengths to avoid going to school.
So Director Bai got up, walked gracefully into the office cabinet, rummaged through the cabinet for a while, took out an ancient mirror from inside, wiped the dust on it, and sat back beside Xia Yunyi again:
"Here, look, this is your—"
The next second, Director Bai froze.
In the mirror, there are two figures, one is a white fox, and the other is Xia Yunyi.
One person, one fox.
Xia Yunyi asked Director Bai weakly: "Can I drop out?"
Director Bai: "..."
In the next half hour, Xia Yunyi witnessed the birth of a strong woman with his own eyes.
After putting down the ancient mirror, Director Bai hurriedly rushed out to call to find someone. In an instant, the entire Academic Affairs Office was full of monster sounds, mixed with Director Bai's charming scolding voice, and then unknown colorful lights flashed from time to time, reflecting the entire office. One piece of red, one piece of green, one piece of blue.
Another hour later, Director Bai came back.
Obviously, what happened to Xia Yunyi caused Director Bai a lot of headaches. When she came back, her hair was loose, but Director Bai didn't notice it at all. When she came back, Director Bai held a file, looked at Xia Yunyi strangely for a while, and said:
"Sorry, the system checked itself and found that it was correct. Moreover, because of the special nature of our school, your student status cannot be changed."
Xia Yunyi: "..."
Seeing Xia Yunyi's face of despair, Director Bai couldn't bear it, so he planned to kindly remind him:
"Student, have you read the blue book we sent out?"
Xia Yunyi began to sob at this moment: "No. My luggage..."
"Why are children so careless nowadays?" Director Bai snorted, and then said, "I don't even read the attention book. Classmate, I remind you, after you go back and find the matter book, read the credits page carefully, understand?"
"Ok?"
"Credit credit!" Director Bai said, hinting at something, blinking his eyes non-stop.
credit?
Xia Yunyi finally realized: I heard that credits are very important in college, could these credits help him drop out?
Thinking of this, Xia Yunyi asked tremblingly again: "Director, my roommate, don't you eat people?"
"No, no," Director Bai waved his hand, looking at Xia Yunyi with sympathy and strange eyes, "If students have any difficulties, they can come to the teacher, and the teacher will definitely help."
Hope.
Xia Yunyi felt sad, and when he was about to get up, he suddenly thought: "My luggage!"
"Don't worry," Director Bai waved his hand and said, "According to your situation, our school senior management held a meeting and sent your suitcase to the dormitory. Your roommate will pick you up later."
"But……"
"There's nothing that can't be done."
Director Bai suddenly turned his brows upside down, and the brilliance in Xia Yunyi's winking eyes flashed, as if there were thousands of worlds hidden,
"Student Xia, no matter what, why not settle down first, how about it?"
"Calm down first..."
After murmuring these words, Xia Yunyi walked out of the Academic Affairs Office in a daze without looking at Director Bai for a moment.
After leaving the Academic Affairs Office, Xia Yunyi suddenly woke up with a shudder.After the things in front of him became clear, Xia Yunyi's brain that had been muddled before became clear again, and his face immediately turned pale:
Director Bai just now, I'm afraid he played some kind of trick on himself.
What made him even more terrified was:
He has roommates? !
His roommate wouldn't eat him while he was sleeping, would he?
"Xiao Xia, we meet again!"
A familiar voice interrupted Xia Yunyi's train of thought.
Xia Yunyi looked in the direction of the voice, but he didn't expect that it was Hu Tong.Hu Tong ran towards him and patted Xia Yunyi on the shoulder: "Little brother, we are really destined!"
Xia Yunyi looked distraught: "Are you appointed by Director Bai, my roommate?"
"That's right, Director Bai sent someone to tell me personally. I'm so happy. What's wrong with Xiaoxia? Seeing that your expression is not right, why, don't you want me to be your roommate?"
"...No." Xia Yunyi choked up a little, he couldn't tell if he was relieved or frightened, "I just think that we are really destined."
Hu Tongzhanger was puzzled.
With Hu Tong as a roommate, Xia Yunyi felt a lot better, because too much time wasted in the Academic Affairs Office, and it was already dark, so Hu Tong, who had received his student card, invited Xia Yunyi to the cafeteria for dinner.
"Okay."
Xia Yunyi, who was in a low mood, heard that there was something to eat, and thought that it was impossible for him to leave this school immediately, so he comforted himself that he could eat enough anyway, so he reluctantly pulled himself together and followed behind Hu Tong, but he was also very curious :
"Brother, do you know where the cafeteria is?"
"Of course." Hu Tong was a little proud at first, but after thinking of something, his face turned dark, and he explained through gritted teeth, "I visited the whole school."
Didn't he reprimand Meng Lihua for a meal before?
This was good, and later, when Menglihua was leading the way, in order to get revenge, she deliberately took a detour and took Hu Tong around the entire campus for a whole circle.
This "shopping" can be the "shopping" of "dang bang bang".The advantage is that Hu Tong remembers every detail of the campus, which can be used as a living map; the disadvantage is that after Hu Tong returned to his dormitory, he was so tired that his legs almost broke.
But even so, the moment Hu Tong heard the news that Xia Yunyi needed him, he got up from the bed without hesitation, and ran to find Xia Yunyi happily.
There's no way, he just wants to spoil this soft and cute little brother.
With Hu Tong's guidance, the two found the cafeteria in no time.
Xia Yunyi looked at the very, very, very wide cafeteria lobby, dumbfounded: "Why is it so big?!"
From the outside, the cafeteria looked like an ordinary building, but inside, Xia Yunyi found that it was as big as a football field, with a long row of windows and two floors.
"It's no surprise."
Hu Tong touched Xia Yunyi's head and asked, "Is Xiao Xia a vegetarian or a meat eater?"
"Huh?" Xia Yunyi was confused.
"If you are a vegetarian, go to the west," Hu Tong patted Xia Yunyi affectionately, seeing how thin he was, and said, "If you eat meat, go to the east."
"What about the second floor?"
"The second floor is for the teacher and the teacher's assistant," Hu Tong shrugged and said, "We can't go up. Besides, Xiao Xia, there are a lot of dishes on the first floor, enough for us to eat."
While Hu Tong was dutifully explaining, Xia Yunyi saw someone walking past them carrying a plate of raw meat, the smell was pungent.
For a moment, Xia Yunyi wanted to vomit.
"If you can't stand it, you can go to the north, where there are cooked food, suitable for monsters with bad stomachs."
Hu Tong saw Xia Yunyi's discomfort in a second, and thought that the child was still a young demon, so he said hastily.
"Go, go to the north."
Xia Yunyi wanted to cry again, his nose was a little sore, and his voice started to choke unconsciously.
Fifteen minutes later, Xia Yunyi came back with a bowl of rice bowl that he didn't know what it was called.
Hu Tong had chosen a seat a long time ago, sitting there eating raw meat, Xia Yunyi thought about it, and sat next to Hu Tong with his own rice bowl.
"Why do you only eat so little?"
While Hu Tong was eating, he said that stuffing large chunks of raw meat did not affect his speech at all.
Xia Yunyi looked at the sea bowl in front of Hu Tong with a pale face, compared with his own bowl which was less than a quarter of Hu Tong's, and said:
"I can only eat so much."
He is the appetite of ordinary people, okay?
Hu Tong muttered something, and then urged Xia Yunyi to eat.
There was blood splattered in front of him, smelling fishy smell, Xia Yunyi was frightened again and again, he lost his mind to eat, he used chopsticks to pull the vegetables on the rice bowl, and was surprised to find that there were chicken legs in the fish rice bowl.
what is this?
Xia Yunyi continued to pick and pull, and finally found that the thing in front of him was not a fish at all, but the pair of chicken legs grew on the body of the fish.
Xia Yunyi: "..."
"Hey, hey, Xiao Xia, what's wrong with you, don't scare me!"
These were the last words Xia Yunyi heard before losing consciousness.
"Him? You want to freeze us to death?"
"But Professor Shen is the only school doctor, otherwise what if this kid dies?"
"He's out of breath."
"Hey, wait, don't call me Professor Shen anymore, I'm angry again."
Xia Yunyi was disturbed by chirping noises. He was forced to open his eyes and saw a group of people surrounding him. He sat up in fright:
"what!"
Seeing that people woke up, the circle of people surrounding Xia Yunyi retreated and dispersed at the same time, heaved a long sigh of relief, and began to chatter softly again.
After Xia Yunyi sat up, he rubbed his arms and rolled his eyes, only to realize that he was sitting on a sofa, and the girl who had scared him before had turned into a normal look again, with only one pair of hands, and the lipstick on her face was covered with After washing it, he was being squeezed into a corner by a group of people, and there were hardly any people in sight.
"Little classmate, I am the director of the teaching office here, are you okay?"
Just as Xia Yunyi was still in shock, a woman in a professional skirt squeezed away the crowd, walked over, carefully sat beside Xia Yunyi, adjusted her black-rimmed glasses, and asked softly.
Obviously this woman's professional dress is tightly worn, and even the top button is buttoned up, but there is still a seductive charm in her eyes and every move, especially her eyes, which are watery like Containing smoke and mist, with an extremely enchanting figure, he looked at Xia Yunyi reproachfully at this moment, without revealing a trace, but it just made people feel half-dressed.
But Xia Yunyi had no fancy ideas at all. After experiencing so many things, he judged at a glance that the director in front of him was definitely not a human being, because how could a normal person give people such a strange and charming feeling?
Seeing that Xia Yunyi's face turned pale and his pupils shrunk to the size of a pinprick, the woman didn't even say a word for such a long time, knowing that the child must have been frightened, so she persuaded the teachers and leaders who surrounded her to leave:
"Since the classmates are awake, you should stop surrounding them and go back."
"But……"
"But everything is blocked here, and I can't even breathe smoothly. Get out soon."
The woman's willow eyebrows were erected, and she glared at the person who just objected.
Those who objected just shut up, and the rest of the people did not dare to object when they saw the woman's resolute attitude.
After all the people around had left, the girl who had scared Xia Yunyi before was the last to go out. She walked out respectfully and closed the door behind her. It turned out that the door next to the girl was the director's office.
"My surname is Bai," the director asked with a smile when everything in the office became quiet, "Is there something wrong with my classmates?"
"Teacher," Xia Yunyi couldn't keep his mind, but still asked without giving up, "Are all monsters in this university?"
Director Bai continued to smile: "Yes."
"Is it possible... Is it a monster?"
"How is it possible?" Director Bai covered his mouth and chuckled, "All those who received our notice are monsters~~ The system will not go wrong~~"
The system... can't go wrong...
Xia Yunyi carefully recalled his 18 years, and after confirming that he had never had any signs of being different from ordinary people since he was a child, he said tremblingly:
"Then everyone eats people?"
"Cannibalism is against the law," Director Bai said with his almond eyes wide open, but then added, "At least we won't cannibalize on the surface."
Not on the surface, but secretly? !
Xia Yunyi's face turned pale further, he swallowed, compared the possibility of being eaten on campus or in the office, he took a deep breath, and confessed to Director Bai:
"Director, I'm actually human."
Director Bai's eyes widened in surprise.
Xia Yunyi twitched the corners of his eyes, and tried hard to meet Director Bai's eyes, which strengthened the credibility of his words.
After a while, Director Bai reached out and poked Xia Yunyi's forehead, and said angrily:
"How can the current students even make up such an excuse? Going to school won't kill you."
"It really took my life," Xia Yunyi smiled wryly, "I'm really human."
Seeing that Xia Yunyi was about to cry, Director Bai was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said:
"Okay, okay, you are human, I will take a picture of you with a mirror later, so that you can see your true self."
Obviously, Director Bai still didn't believe in Xia Yunyi. She felt that the current students had gone to great lengths to avoid going to school.
So Director Bai got up, walked gracefully into the office cabinet, rummaged through the cabinet for a while, took out an ancient mirror from inside, wiped the dust on it, and sat back beside Xia Yunyi again:
"Here, look, this is your—"
The next second, Director Bai froze.
In the mirror, there are two figures, one is a white fox, and the other is Xia Yunyi.
One person, one fox.
Xia Yunyi asked Director Bai weakly: "Can I drop out?"
Director Bai: "..."
In the next half hour, Xia Yunyi witnessed the birth of a strong woman with his own eyes.
After putting down the ancient mirror, Director Bai hurriedly rushed out to call to find someone. In an instant, the entire Academic Affairs Office was full of monster sounds, mixed with Director Bai's charming scolding voice, and then unknown colorful lights flashed from time to time, reflecting the entire office. One piece of red, one piece of green, one piece of blue.
Another hour later, Director Bai came back.
Obviously, what happened to Xia Yunyi caused Director Bai a lot of headaches. When she came back, her hair was loose, but Director Bai didn't notice it at all. When she came back, Director Bai held a file, looked at Xia Yunyi strangely for a while, and said:
"Sorry, the system checked itself and found that it was correct. Moreover, because of the special nature of our school, your student status cannot be changed."
Xia Yunyi: "..."
Seeing Xia Yunyi's face of despair, Director Bai couldn't bear it, so he planned to kindly remind him:
"Student, have you read the blue book we sent out?"
Xia Yunyi began to sob at this moment: "No. My luggage..."
"Why are children so careless nowadays?" Director Bai snorted, and then said, "I don't even read the attention book. Classmate, I remind you, after you go back and find the matter book, read the credits page carefully, understand?"
"Ok?"
"Credit credit!" Director Bai said, hinting at something, blinking his eyes non-stop.
credit?
Xia Yunyi finally realized: I heard that credits are very important in college, could these credits help him drop out?
Thinking of this, Xia Yunyi asked tremblingly again: "Director, my roommate, don't you eat people?"
"No, no," Director Bai waved his hand, looking at Xia Yunyi with sympathy and strange eyes, "If students have any difficulties, they can come to the teacher, and the teacher will definitely help."
Hope.
Xia Yunyi felt sad, and when he was about to get up, he suddenly thought: "My luggage!"
"Don't worry," Director Bai waved his hand and said, "According to your situation, our school senior management held a meeting and sent your suitcase to the dormitory. Your roommate will pick you up later."
"But……"
"There's nothing that can't be done."
Director Bai suddenly turned his brows upside down, and the brilliance in Xia Yunyi's winking eyes flashed, as if there were thousands of worlds hidden,
"Student Xia, no matter what, why not settle down first, how about it?"
"Calm down first..."
After murmuring these words, Xia Yunyi walked out of the Academic Affairs Office in a daze without looking at Director Bai for a moment.
After leaving the Academic Affairs Office, Xia Yunyi suddenly woke up with a shudder.After the things in front of him became clear, Xia Yunyi's brain that had been muddled before became clear again, and his face immediately turned pale:
Director Bai just now, I'm afraid he played some kind of trick on himself.
What made him even more terrified was:
He has roommates? !
His roommate wouldn't eat him while he was sleeping, would he?
"Xiao Xia, we meet again!"
A familiar voice interrupted Xia Yunyi's train of thought.
Xia Yunyi looked in the direction of the voice, but he didn't expect that it was Hu Tong.Hu Tong ran towards him and patted Xia Yunyi on the shoulder: "Little brother, we are really destined!"
Xia Yunyi looked distraught: "Are you appointed by Director Bai, my roommate?"
"That's right, Director Bai sent someone to tell me personally. I'm so happy. What's wrong with Xiaoxia? Seeing that your expression is not right, why, don't you want me to be your roommate?"
"...No." Xia Yunyi choked up a little, he couldn't tell if he was relieved or frightened, "I just think that we are really destined."
Hu Tongzhanger was puzzled.
With Hu Tong as a roommate, Xia Yunyi felt a lot better, because too much time wasted in the Academic Affairs Office, and it was already dark, so Hu Tong, who had received his student card, invited Xia Yunyi to the cafeteria for dinner.
"Okay."
Xia Yunyi, who was in a low mood, heard that there was something to eat, and thought that it was impossible for him to leave this school immediately, so he comforted himself that he could eat enough anyway, so he reluctantly pulled himself together and followed behind Hu Tong, but he was also very curious :
"Brother, do you know where the cafeteria is?"
"Of course." Hu Tong was a little proud at first, but after thinking of something, his face turned dark, and he explained through gritted teeth, "I visited the whole school."
Didn't he reprimand Meng Lihua for a meal before?
This was good, and later, when Menglihua was leading the way, in order to get revenge, she deliberately took a detour and took Hu Tong around the entire campus for a whole circle.
This "shopping" can be the "shopping" of "dang bang bang".The advantage is that Hu Tong remembers every detail of the campus, which can be used as a living map; the disadvantage is that after Hu Tong returned to his dormitory, he was so tired that his legs almost broke.
But even so, the moment Hu Tong heard the news that Xia Yunyi needed him, he got up from the bed without hesitation, and ran to find Xia Yunyi happily.
There's no way, he just wants to spoil this soft and cute little brother.
With Hu Tong's guidance, the two found the cafeteria in no time.
Xia Yunyi looked at the very, very, very wide cafeteria lobby, dumbfounded: "Why is it so big?!"
From the outside, the cafeteria looked like an ordinary building, but inside, Xia Yunyi found that it was as big as a football field, with a long row of windows and two floors.
"It's no surprise."
Hu Tong touched Xia Yunyi's head and asked, "Is Xiao Xia a vegetarian or a meat eater?"
"Huh?" Xia Yunyi was confused.
"If you are a vegetarian, go to the west," Hu Tong patted Xia Yunyi affectionately, seeing how thin he was, and said, "If you eat meat, go to the east."
"What about the second floor?"
"The second floor is for the teacher and the teacher's assistant," Hu Tong shrugged and said, "We can't go up. Besides, Xiao Xia, there are a lot of dishes on the first floor, enough for us to eat."
While Hu Tong was dutifully explaining, Xia Yunyi saw someone walking past them carrying a plate of raw meat, the smell was pungent.
For a moment, Xia Yunyi wanted to vomit.
"If you can't stand it, you can go to the north, where there are cooked food, suitable for monsters with bad stomachs."
Hu Tong saw Xia Yunyi's discomfort in a second, and thought that the child was still a young demon, so he said hastily.
"Go, go to the north."
Xia Yunyi wanted to cry again, his nose was a little sore, and his voice started to choke unconsciously.
Fifteen minutes later, Xia Yunyi came back with a bowl of rice bowl that he didn't know what it was called.
Hu Tong had chosen a seat a long time ago, sitting there eating raw meat, Xia Yunyi thought about it, and sat next to Hu Tong with his own rice bowl.
"Why do you only eat so little?"
While Hu Tong was eating, he said that stuffing large chunks of raw meat did not affect his speech at all.
Xia Yunyi looked at the sea bowl in front of Hu Tong with a pale face, compared with his own bowl which was less than a quarter of Hu Tong's, and said:
"I can only eat so much."
He is the appetite of ordinary people, okay?
Hu Tong muttered something, and then urged Xia Yunyi to eat.
There was blood splattered in front of him, smelling fishy smell, Xia Yunyi was frightened again and again, he lost his mind to eat, he used chopsticks to pull the vegetables on the rice bowl, and was surprised to find that there were chicken legs in the fish rice bowl.
what is this?
Xia Yunyi continued to pick and pull, and finally found that the thing in front of him was not a fish at all, but the pair of chicken legs grew on the body of the fish.
Xia Yunyi: "..."
"Hey, hey, Xiao Xia, what's wrong with you, don't scare me!"
These were the last words Xia Yunyi heard before losing consciousness.
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