deep sea

There was a noise outside the door, Jian Chengye followed the old village chief, and behind the old village chief followed a group of villagers who lost their things, surrounded the pickup truck, and began to claim their own things.

"I'm an old bachelor, I don't have money to ask for a wife, and my poor family doesn't even have a TV set. The most valuable thing is this rice cooker. This group of vile things, even the guy who eats me has to be stolen. Fortunately, I was caught. , otherwise what will I cook with tomorrow!"

"Isn't this my old hen? I was still counting on Kaichun to lay eggs for my grandson to eat. Fortunately, it wasn't stolen by these thieves."

"Why is my new cotton padded jacket here? I spent more than 600 yuan to buy it during the Chinese New Year. It was worn by my relatives to support the scene. I didn't take all the clothes in the cabinet, so I just took this one. These thieves have really good eyesight." good."

After claiming the things in a hurry, Aunt Li pointed to the black pickup truck and said: "I heard from people who lost their things in the next few villages that they saw lights flashing in front of their houses before going to bed, and thought it was a car passing by at night. After thinking about it, the next morning, when I found something missing at home, I suddenly realized that it was thieves who drove over to steal things. This group of thieves is probably the same group that stole a few villages next door.”

The old village head nodded: "Aunt Li's words are reasonable." Turning his head to look at Jian Chengye: "Where is the caught thief locked?"

Jian Chengye: "It's tied up in the living room."

A group of people followed him to thank him. Aunt Li took his hand and said in a loud voice: "It is good to have a soldier in the village. We are not afraid of thieves and criminals. Come and catch one, or two to catch a pair. It’s just a pot, don’t be afraid. This morning, my aunt also told you to lock the doors and windows when you sleep at night to prevent thieves from coming in and stealing things. It seems that my aunt will take it back!”

Uncle Zhang: "This time, it's thanks to Cheng Ye, otherwise it would be so sad to lose something at home during the Chinese New Year."

A group of people stood and chatted, and Jian Chengye handed over all the three thieves and the pickup truck to the old village head, and left the follow-up matters to him.

Entrusting this matter to him means you can trust him. The old village head patted his chest and swore: "Leave this matter to me. Tomorrow I will definitely send all three of them to the bureau. Lost one, you just have to settle accounts with me!"

Standing at the door, Fu Ze'an watched the three little thieves leave in a crowd surrounded by a crowd: "The folks in the village are very enthusiastic and simple."

Unlike in the city, the neighbor is this family today and that family tomorrow. If you are lucky, you bump into someone outside. If you are in a good mood, you nod your head and say hello. If you are in a bad mood, you pass by.

Walking into the room and closing the door, he didn't refute his words, and nodded in approval: "When I was in the third year of high school, something happened at home, and they helped me a lot afterward. They knew that I had no money for college, so they gave me money openly and secretly. , all the specialties made at home are sent to my house. They remember my kindness, but these things can’t be accepted. It doesn’t matter to me whether I go to college or not. It’s very good to be a soldier. It just happened.”

Fu Ze'an didn't speak, but just nodded.

Fortunately, I went to the boot camp that summer vacation. Fortunately, after graduating from high school, you did not choose to go to college, but chose to enlist in the army, and only then did you meet that summer.

Jian Chengye: "I'm going back to my room to sleep, you go to bed early, will the hot water bottle be hot?"

Fu Ze'an: "Hot."

After getting up early in the morning and having breakfast, Fu Ze'an yelled to go to Qingyun Peak to climb the mountain, saying that it was hard to come to the north once, and he wanted to climb the mountain in the north no matter what, to see the scenery in the north.

There was nothing he could do about it, so he nodded and agreed, changed his clothes, stuffed a few bottles of water and a few biscuits into his backpack, if he was hungry on the way, he could take them out to eat, got up and was about to leave when he saw Fu Ze'an sitting at the table He tossed his bottles and cans, not at all ready to go.

I held something in my hand and applied it to my mouth. After applying it, the color of my lips was different, and they looked very moisturized: "I packed my things and I can go, but you are still dawdling to put something on your mouth. "

The slender fingers covered the lipstick cover: "The weather is too dry in winter, my lips are dry and often peeled, so I must wear lipstick."

His eyes fell on his lips: "Your mouth is peeling, why don't you apply this lipstick of mine, the effect is very good, it will take effect immediately!"

Frowning, she refused without any hesitation: "Don't paint, these are all things that women are crazy about."

Looking at the bottles and cans on the table: "Is there any difference between these things?"

Decisively: "Of course there is a difference!"

Picking up the bottles and jars on the table, I introduced them to him one by one: "This green bottle is filled with aloe vera gel for hydration, and this small jar is filled with eye cream, which is particularly effective in removing dark circles and bags under the eyes..."

After introducing him in one breath, he asked, "Do you understand?"

Jian Chengye didn't speak, but he could tell from the expression that he didn't understand. He murmured in his heart and confirmed his eyes, this is a straight man of steel.

Jian Chengye: "Hurry up, I'll wait for you at the door."

I waited at the door for a few minutes with my bag on my back, and I couldn't help urging: "When can you pack up and go, I'll give you 1 minute, if you haven't finished messing around, I won't accompany you, I'm going to go by yourself .”

After finishing the last stroke of the eyebrows, he lifted the backpack he had prepared earlier: "It's time to go."

Look at his upturned white face: "Is there any good-looking girl in this village, who will show her upside down so clean!"

He smiled and said, "Here you are."

Her heart beat faster for no reason, she pursed her lips and said, "Get lost."

Turning around in a good mood, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, took a photo of the snowy ground the two walked through, and said with a smile: "Life needs a sense of ritual, and I want to be a person who lives delicately every day boy!"

A merciless blow: "You are no longer a boy of 78, but an old man who is about to turn [-]."

Straight men just don't have a trace of romance. Fortunately, he is used to it, and he naturally rolled his eyes: "Fuck you, what good is it for you to say that to me, don't forget that you are the same age as me, and you are also an old man!"

While chatting, he walked to the foot of the mountain and grabbed his arm: "Don't go so fast, let's take a group photo together before going up the mountain."

Jian Chengye: "What's so good about this place?"

Fu Ze'an: "Because you live here, it's not unusual to see these things every day. There's nothing to see. I came here once from a long distance. It's rare to see this kind of scenery. Stand still and look at the camera!"

Take 20 photos in a row with the selfie stick. If the photos are not good, then go back and delete them slowly.

Although the weather is warmer than the previous few days, the snow on the mountain road has not melted. During the New Year’s Eve, relatives are walking with each other to warm up at home. Few people come out to climb the mountain. The mountain road is covered with white snow. Walking in front, Fu Ze'an followed behind him, stepping on the footprints he had stepped on, feeling happy in his heart.

It was near noon when I finally climbed to the top of the mountain. The temperature was low in winter and I wore a lot of clothes. I was going uphill all the way, so I couldn't help panting a few times. Jian Chengye took out water and biscuits from his bag and handed them to him: "Eat something."

On the top of the mountain, you can see many scenery that cannot be seen on the flat ground. Pointing to a small bungalow in the direction of 12:00, he said: "That house is your home!"

Jian Chengye: "Yes."

After taking a few bites of biscuits, I started to flip the camera: "Stand there and don't move, I'll take some pictures for you!"

In the camera, Jian Chengye's waist is straight, his hands are tightly pressed against the seams of his trousers, and he stares at the camera seriously without blinking: "This is not in the army. What are you doing in a military posture? Relax your body and change your posture." , it would be better if you could smile on your face.”

Walking quickly to his side, he gave him a chestnut: "Fu Ze'an, are you going to heaven? Is it because I have been so kind to you these two days that you are directing me now without blinking your eyes?" one time."

Fu Ze'an: "Aren't I taking pictures for you? How can you keep one pose in the same position when taking pictures? Just cooperate with me and take two pictures in two different poses."

Jian Chengye: "The military posture is the most beautiful posture in the world. It is both solemn and majestic. There is no other posture that is more suitable for taking pictures than this one. If you don't want to take pictures, go away and cool off."

A tongue-twister made his head ache a little, except for the serious ID photo, the group photo in the military camp, who would stand in a military posture when taking personal photos!

I really can't communicate with this steel straight man, take a step back: "I also think the military posture is the most handsome posture in the world, since you like this posture, then I won't change another posture, let's change the position and assemble Well, you can't let me take more than 20 photos in the same position in the same position."

Randomly moved a few positions, and took nearly a hundred photos in one breath, as the old saying goes, if there are bad ones, go back and delete them.

Although it is not necessarily that he will delete it.

Handed the camera to him: "You take a few photos for me, I want to keep these photos as a souvenir."

He posed several poses for the camera, and took less than 3 minutes to shoot. Jian Chengye threw the camera back into his hand, and asked with a puzzled and delusional face, "The filming was done so soon?"

He still has a few poses left.

Jian Chengye: "Yes."

Unbelievably looking at the photos in the camera, there are photos of him squinting in the cold wind, photos of him pressing the shutter before his pose is in place, photos with blurred faces, and the last full-body photo. Obviously, the height of 1 meters abruptly made the feeling of 9 meters.

In summary, none of them are good and can be preserved. Take a few deep breaths.

I thought to myself: I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all, straight men take pictures like this, how can you expect them to take good-looking photos, it's good if he can take pictures for you and don't feel disgusted, really. Don't get angry and don't ask for too much!

Squeeze a smile: "These photos are not bad, I like them very much, let's take a few group photos and go back."

After choosing a few suitable locations, I pressed the shutter button to take several photos in a row, and started to descend the mountain contentedly. When I reached the foot of the mountain, the sun was already setting, and I walked back to the small bungalow while chatting.

As soon as he entered the house, Fu Ze'an lay on the sofa with his camera in his arms, flipping through the photos taken today one by one.

Jian Chengye was holding a vegetable basket, and was standing at the door ready to go out: "There are no fresh vegetables at home, I will go to the vegetable garden to pick some vegetables, and cook hot pot to eat at night, you stay at home."

Fu Ze'an: "Okay."

Walking on the snowy ground with a vegetable basket on his shoulders, there was still a distance from the vegetable garden, when a gentleman-looking man walked up to him and blocked his way.