deep sea

After tidying up the kitchen, there was nothing to do at home, and no guests came. Fu Ze'an was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. Jian Chengye picked up an orange on the table and threw it at him: "I just tasted one of the oranges I bought this morning. It’s not sour but sweet, you can eat one too.”

Steadily catches the thrown orange, puts down the phone and peels the orange to eat. The first piece tastes wrong in my mouth: "You big liar, this orange is not sweet at all, it's so sour."

Jian Chengye: "Maybe the one I ate is sweet, but the one you peeled is not sweet."

The TV was broadcasting the noon news broadcast, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw some peeled oranges placed messily on the coffee table: "What do you mean, I don't eat them because they are sour, and they are wasted here."

Glancing at the oranges on the table: "It's not that I stopped eating because of the acidity. When I was eating longan when I was a child, I accidentally swallowed the core and almost got stuck in the trachea. My throat was still inflamed and swollen for several days. Since that day At first, I had a psychological shadow on fruits with seeds, and the oranges on the table had seeds in them."

Jian Chengye picked up the orange on the table and stuffed it into his mouth: "There are so many things to pay attention to when eating fruit."

Sit upright: "I read the weather forecast, tomorrow will be sunny and the temperature will be 16 degrees."

He frowned: "And then."

It's not a weather announcer, and it's definitely not as simple as just stating a sentence, watching him quietly waiting for his next words.

Fu Ze'an: "It's not easy for me to have the opportunity to come to your house once. I report back to the army after the Lantern Festival. It's only the second day of junior high school. There are still a few days before the Lantern Festival. You can't do it these days, just let me stay at home Hold on, don't take me out for a walk. I really want to see the scenery in the north."

Jian Chengye: "There's nothing interesting nearby."

For a radius of ten miles, if you look around, there are either mountains or fields. There is nothing to see, especially the trees in the north are not like the south. Even in winter, the leaves of the trees in the south are green and green, while the leaves in the north are bare in winter, without any vitality. .

what a few bare trees can be nice

Read out the name of the place on the phone: "Qingyun Peak, there is a Qingyun Peak nearby. The sun will rise tomorrow, which is just suitable for mountain climbing. I can't see such a snow scene in the south."

Jian Chengye: "You did your homework well, and you've found out all the mountains near my house."

Smiling slightly, continue swiping the phone.

Just kidding, he had already prepared everything.

Otherwise, why did he bring a selfie stick and a camera? I just wanted to take this opportunity to take more photos. One day in the future, he really separated. He also has some photos to commemorate. The rest of his life will not be too lonely.

The leftovers only need to be warmed up, stir-fry some fresh vegetables, make a makeshift dinner, put on fluffy pajamas, and watch TV on the sofa in the living room. There is floor heating in the house, so you don’t feel cold even if you wear a piece of clothing .

Suddenly felt that the back of the neck was scorching hot, and subconsciously shrank his neck: "It's so hot."

The trick was successful, he sat on the sofa with a chuckle, and handed him the hot water bottle he just filled: "I bought it in the town this morning, your feet are too cold to sleep at night, put this hot water bag next to your feet tonight, It will be much warmer.”

The quick work resulted in a hot water bottle. It turned out that he was busy with this in the kitchen just now, pouring hot water into it.

The corners of the mouth couldn't stop rising, the corners of the eyes were curved, and he smiled sweetly.

There is a fluffy protective cover on the outside of the hot water bottle. It is super comfortable to hold warm and soft in your arms, and you don't have to worry about water leakage.

He gave him a blank look like a fool: "I brought this here specially to warm your feet, not for you to hold and play with, go and put it under the quilt by yourself, and when you go to bed after watching TV, It's warm under the blanket."

Fu Ze'an obediently held the hot water bottle and put it under the quilt: "Okay."

Sitting together, the two big men naturally wouldn't watch the soap operas at the golden 8:00. After the news broadcast, they switched the TV to the military program. Quite beautiful and harmonious.

11:30, it's almost time to go to bed, stop watching TV, stop checking Weibo, and go to bed in their respective rooms.

When Fu Ze'an got into the quilt, it was warm inside the quilt, and he stretched out his feet to lean against the fluffy hot water bottle, which was very comfortable.

When I was at home, no matter how high the heating was turned on in the room, it would still be cold under the quilt.

Falling asleep contentedly.

A car passed by the house, and the room was instantly brightly lit, and then heard a slight sound, Fu Ze'an sat up alertly from the bed, after serving in the army for so many years, especially as a special soldier, he developed a special soldier Good habits, very bad habits for ordinary people, sleep lightly no matter where they are, and always be alert to the surrounding environment.

Carefully distinguish where the sound came from, quickly got out of bed and pushed open the door, Jian Chengye moved in unison with him, the two stood at the door of the room in the dark and looked at each other, Fu Ze'an lowered his voice and whispered: "Thief."

Jian Chengye: "Yes."

They dodged and hid behind the door with a tacit understanding. They have been partners for many years. Most of the time, they don't need too much explanation. They just look at each other and know what to do next.

Wait quietly, the thief comes in.

Skillfully picking the lock, a tall man and a short man got into the house one after the other. The two made gestures, intending to rummage around to find valuables at home.

A slender figure seemed to rush out of the door, and the door slammed shut. The two of them were startled, and subconsciously felt that something was wrong. Compared with stealing valuables, life is more important than life, so they wanted to push open the door and run.

Jian Chengye stretched out his slender legs in the dark. The tall man was in a hurry and just wanted to escape. He didn't pay attention to the protruding legs. He leaned forward and hit the ground in a big character shape. After finishing the tall man, he quickly turned his head Get rid of the short people, control them, make them unable to resist, find a rope from home, quickly tie their hands and feet, pull the lamp and throw it aside.

Fu Ze'an rushed out the door and saw a pickup truck parked under the big tree next to the bungalow. Standing beside the truck was a fat man. His fat body was looking around in the dark night, obviously looking out for his companion.

With a sneer, his body merged with the night, he approached the pickup truck with light steps, bypassed behind him, and quickly grabbed him before he could react, pinching the back of his neck with one hand, and the other One hand grabbed his wrist and turned back, a force forced him to bend down, and pushed him into the bungalow.

The chubby body was constantly struggling under his hands, and he yelled loudly while struggling: "Let go of me, let me go quickly, who are you, shameless, sneaking up on me from behind, if you don't let go, believe it or not, I'll call someone else. "

Fu Ze'an thought it was funny, calling someone over at this time, he might be praised as a hero who catches thieves, without fear: "Just open your mouth and yell loudly, the more people come, the better, there are a lot of things on the pickup truck, I believe that the people in the village should all know their own things."

The fat man struggled even harder, and was pushed into the room. When he looked up, he saw his two companions who were tied up with ropes and thrown in the corner. He thought to himself, this time he really fell.

Jian Chengye quickly tied the fat man's hands and feet with a rope in the same way, and threw the three of them together.

He straightened his clothes and clapped his hands, saying, "It's quite courageous to steal something on my head."

The short man squeezed out a good-looking smile on his face: "Brother, we really didn't mean to disturb your sleep. You should know that you are so mighty and have great supernatural powers. Even if we were killed, we wouldn't dare to steal from you."

The tall man quickly answered: "Brother, it's not easy for the three of us. It's the Chinese New Year and it's so cold at night. We don't want to go out to steal things, but the family really can't open the pot. It doesn't matter if I'm the only one in the house. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry, but I have the old and the young, and I can't let them go hungry."

The fat man nodded in agreement: "It's really not easy for us."

Blinking his eyes desperately, forcing out a few tears, his face was covered with meat and he put on a pitiful expression, how funny it looked, how funny.

Jian Chengye glanced at the three meaningfully: "Speaking so much nonsense, what do you want to express, do you want me to let you go?"

Unified nodded vigorously, and the tall man said: "Brother, please let the three of us go, and give us a way to survive. We haven't touched anything in your house, and you haven't lost anything. Our life is not easy, please hold your hand high. "

Jian Chengye: "Shut up."

Looking at the height and the shortness, it is annoying to have a fat man, he has no masculinity at all, and he just does some sneaky things.

If it was him, no matter how poor he was, he would never see the things about stealing chickens and dogs at night.

The three of them shut up obediently and didn't dare to talk anymore. Tonight was really bad luck for eight lifetimes. When they met such a master, they were arrested without touching anything in the house.

Fu Ze'an stated what he saw outside: "There are half a load of things piled up on the pickup truck. It is estimated that they are all the results of tonight. How do you plan to solve this matter?"

Jian Chengye thought for a moment, and came up with a reasonable solution in his mind: "I'll go find the village chief, and ask him to notify those who are short of things in the village to come and get them. As for these three people, I will hand them over to the village chief, and let the village chief suppress them." Going to the police station, I finally went home, I just want to have a good rest, and I don't want to worry about these bad things."

When the fat man heard that he was going to be sent to the bureau, he was shocked: "Brother, don't tell me, let's discuss it carefully. The three of us were really forced and helpless. We only thought of the way out of stealing things in order to make a living. Please, brother!" Let us go, we will return all the things we stole, and we will never steal again.”

Who wants to squat at the police station this New Year's Eve!

It's okay to ask for anything, it's still cold to death.

Jian Chengye curled his lips in disdain. He didn't believe this kind of words. Judging by the proficiency of these three people's skills, it was very natural to touch them. I will earn money with my own hands, and I will not do such sneaky things, and the three of you should reflect on the situation."

The fat man retorted in a low voice: "We steal things with our hands. We have no skills. Generally, we can't pick the locks, and we don't know where valuable things are hidden!"

Hearing the whispered BB's words with pricked ears, Jian Chengye's eyes fell on the round fat man, and his knees were bent against his lower abdomen: "Is it necessary to look for smoking at night, it's reasonable to sneak around!"

The fat man was in pain, his face was grim, tears were about to fall from the pain.

After the fight, he clapped his hands and returned to Fu Ze'an: "I'll go and inform the village chief, you stay at home and watch them, don't let them run away."

Fu Ze'an: "Yes."

The fat man watched Jian Chengye leave, and his eyes fell on Fu Ze'an, who was guarding them. He was white and tender. When he spoke just now, he spoke with an authentic foreign accent. He knew he was being fooled at a glance, and said with a sad face: "Oh, my stomach hurts so much. My stomach hurts so much, am I going to die!"

Lying on the ground in pain, his hands and feet were bound, making it inconvenient to move, so he could only roll his whole body on the ground for more than half a minute, but no one responded.

Taking a sneak peek at Fu Ze'an, sitting on a chair and playing with his mobile phone, he didn't care about him at all, and chanted loudly: "Oh, my stomach hurts so much, little brother, my stomach hurts so much!"

The voice is so loud that you can't ignore it even if you want to ignore it. The chubby body is lying on the ground with white skin. At first glance, it looks like a wriggling maggot. The painful expression on the face is unreadable: "If you want to run, just say it, no need Come on this set."

"Brother, I really didn't lie to you. This stomach really hurts. The big brother kicked me just now. It may have hurt my internal organs. Can you loosen the rope for me? I'll sit and rest for a while!" If you don't let go, you can add: "I promise to sit still and never run away!"

The previous sentence was somewhat believable, but the latter sentence was completely free of 300 taels of silver here, so he raised his brows: "Really?"

Seeing that he took the bait, a smug smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Where did he come from, he was so innocent and easy to deceive, then he lowered his head and continued to pretend to be in pain: "Oh, my stomach really hurts, it hurts like a heart attack It hurts, and I dare not run under your nose, little brother, please help me loosen the rope."

She hooked her lips and smiled: "It's okay, just continue to suffer."

Then continue to swipe your phone with your head down.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and the expression on his face froze instantly. What kind of coquettish operation was it?