Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

When Tang Yi woke up the next day and got up, thinking about the stupid thing last night, he was so regretful that his intestines were green.

He covered his face in frustration, unwilling to greet the landlord again, and completely evolved into an ostrich, stuck in the room and unable to come out.If he hadn't seen that the towel he was washing with was still wet, Qu Ziqian would have thought that Tang Yi hadn't gotten up all this time.

Tang Yi said that when he was not completely sure whether the landlord was Zha Zha, it was really a pity to rush over and bury his chest like this...

... He had a black line on his head, wishing he could find a hole to bury himself.

One misstep will cause eternal hatred!

He rolled over and over on the bed with the quilt in his arms, and then rolled into a ball with the quilt, how stupid and stupid he looked.

In fact, he really wanted to find an opportunity to take a peek at Qu Ziqian's brain computer again, to see the post-production projects inside... But he was also worried that if it really wasn't the post-production of his songs, it would be... Master Su Already("?□?)/

Why don't you find an opportunity to apologize to the landlord and kneel... Tang Yi sighed helplessly with an embarrassing face.

nozuonodie...

He really did a good job.

He sneaked outside and found that his landlord was squatting in the bedroom watching the computer, so Tang Yi heaved a sigh of relief and slipped to the kitchen to start.Qu Ziqian has been cooking dinner for so long here, so for the convenience of apologizing to others, he should do something to express it.His eyes inadvertently drifted to the leftover cake from last night. The cake covered in a fresh-keeping cover was still attractive, but Tang Yi couldn't help but blush a little.

He quickly patted his face, then took up his apron and prepared to start work, but when he saw the big rabbit with broken teeth, he seemed to wilt again.

...Oh, is this a deliberate reminder of what stupid things he did last night (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻?!

Tang Yi set up the frying pan in embarrassment, and when the range hood was turned on, the sound of the machine quickly overwhelmed his messy thoughts.

It was probably because there was a lot of movement in the kitchen. When he was about to pick up the pot and get the plates, he found an extra hand behind him and directly opened the cabinet for him.

The cupboard in the kitchen of Qu Ziqian’s house hangs above the sink and the chopping board. Tang Yi had to stretch his hand to reach the door of the cupboard. He had just raised his hand halfway, and a piece came from behind his neck. A hand opened the cupboard before him.Qu Ziqian was two centimeters lower than him, so that he was stuck on Tang Yi's back in such a tandem.

Feeling the chest pressed against his back, Tang Yi's face burned up.

"Why are you working so hard today and remember to cook?" the person behind him asked with a half-smile.

Tang Yi took the plate from him, and deliberately made the movement of the pot big, trying to escape from such a dangerous distance, and said, "Isn't it too unreasonable to let the landlord cook all the time?"

Qu Ziqian smiled, "Renting my house originally included food and lodging."

"..." Tang Yi was silent for a while, after thinking about it, he still felt that it would be better to speak directly, so he put down the pot and turned around to talk to Qu Ziqian, but he didn't expect Qu Ziqian to follow him too closely, and he almost hit someone's nose when he turned around superior.

Tang Yi almost broke out.

"...Actually, I just wanted to apologize."

"Ok?"

"Yesterday... last night..." Tang Yi faltered twice, then said with a sudden heart: "Last night I was in a bad mood, I don't know what was possessed by something and threw a temper tantrum at you..."

His voice seemed to be choked suddenly, then he opened his mouth, and turned his head to the side uncomfortably, "Also...cough, anyway...I'm sorry. You, you just pretend that I have a convulsion..."

Qu Ziqian looked at him with a funny face, "You yesterday? What's wrong?"

"Just... just..."

Didn't I just bury my chest for you, I have to let the old paper say it before it's over, grave bastard!Tang Yi complained in his heart, but he was still serious on the face.

Seeing that he couldn't utter a word for a long time, Qu Ziqian took a step forward. The kitchen was not very spacious, Tang Yi was blocked in front by him, so he could only lean back on the desk, not knowing what Qu Ziqian was going to do.

Seeing the landlord's lethal face getting closer, and Tang Yi subconsciously still thinking of Qu Ziqian as Zha Zha, this guy blushed shamefully again.

"By the way, you all know that I came out in high school and dared to hug me last night?"

"That..." Tang Yi was stunned suddenly. "ah?!"

"...Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssupess..." Tang Yi suddenly raised his head, his degree of fright was no less than that of a grass-mud horse mythical animal like ten thousand prolapsed wild dogs running wildly in his heart.

"Boom!"

"boom!"

"Aww!! Pah--"

Tang Yi squatted down with his head in his arms, and when he raised his head too violently, he hit the cupboard behind him directly, the back of his head hurt so badly, he held his head bitterly, tears came out of his eyes.

"Uh, are you okay?" The culprit, Qu Ziqian, hurriedly squatted down to see how his head was bumped, but Tang Yi glared at him as soon as he raised his head.There was no deterrent effect in the first place, and with the little teardrops hanging from the corners of the eyes, it didn't feel fierce. On the contrary, there was an illusion of looking after a fried fur rabbit.Qu Ziqian stretched out his paws to help him rub the sore spot, and took two symbolic breaths, and said helplessly, "Didn't the senior tell you when you came to rent the house?"

Tang Yi gritted his teeth, "When did he tell me!!"

Qu Ziqian looked gentle, and Tang Yi automatically labeled him a "gentle scum". "I have told him to explain clearly to others in advance to save..."

"Saved?"

Qu Ziqian coughed and explained: "This...is this cohabitation? All the people who come to rent a house are men, and I'm a crook. In case...cough, let me make it clear in advance that if people want to rent, they will rent or not. If the rent is too big, I won’t rent it.”

"But the senior didn't tell me!" Tang Yi was quite upset.

"...Maybe he forgot?" Qu Ziqian felt that the senior didn't find anyone for so long, so he didn't say anything about the possibility of trapping Tang Yi.==.

"No, that's not the point!" Tang Yi covered the back of his painful head with one hand, and pulled the clothes on Qu Ziqian's chest with the other, gritted his teeth, "What do you mean you came out in high school?!"

Qu Ziqian looked innocent, "It's literally."

"..." The corners of Tang Yi's mouth twitched. These days, people with good wives, good families, and good men at home are all so fucking gay!

No... The point is, he has been sleeping with a gay man under the same roof for so long!

... No, that's not the point, the point is—

Last night, he hugged this gay guy and buried his chest in tears, and he still got angry!

o! m! g!

Let him die!

……

Ha ha.

Hehe, he must be dreaming.

Tang Yi suddenly laughed, stood up with his head in his arms, and said to himself: "I must have written too much recently, so I was assimilated by the group of girls who read the text. I can even dream." That's nonsense, oh, how do you usually wake up? Hit the wall to see if it helps..."

Qu Ziqian hurriedly stopped him and said, "Stop! Be good, don't make trouble...you are not dreaming!"

Tang Yi shook off his claws, and said viciously: "Be good, you sister! Don't make trouble with your sister! Fuck you, you're such a crook, how can Lao Zhi look directly at you in the future!"

"...==Then you last night..."

"..." Tang Yi took a deep breath, his ears turned red, "It was purely an accident! Do you understand natural disasters! Old Paper just treats you as..."

Hey?

Tang Yi was stunned suddenly.

Wait, what right does he have to complain about Qu Ziqian, isn't he messing with Zha Zha himself?

Although the game Two-dimensional is different from the real three-dimensional, but... but he, he himself seems to have become... gay Σ(っ°Д°;)っ without knowing it?

Oh my god, this world is so scary, it must be the wrong way for him to open his eyes! !

"Who do you think I am?" Qu Ziqian stared at him with a half-smile.

"I..." Tang Yi paused, and finally regained some of his IQ, "I just had a fight with my girlfriend yesterday! Don't think about it!"

"Girl friend?" Qu Ziqian narrowed his eyes and asked back with a frown.

"Difficult, could it be that you are just as troublesome as you are looking for a boyfriend!" Tang Yi bit his head and retorted.

"When did you hand it in?" Qu Ziqian raised his eyebrows, feeling that there was something wrong with Tang Yi's words.

Tang Yi's mind turned quickly, and he immediately thought of Fang Junmo's little army lady, and replied: "Gao, high school classmates... wait, you care about me?"

"I have the right to care about the emotional health of the tenants." Qu Ziqian said with dignity.

"It's a democracy now!"

"In my house, you are the people and I am the Lord."

"You fuck off!"

"Don't make trouble, why didn't I know you had a girlfriend?"

"Qu Ziqian, why are you asking so many questions! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

"I am your landlord."

"I'll pay you back!"

"So tough?"

"I..." Tang Yi was very confident at first, but when he was asked such a sudden answer, his momentum suddenly dropped, and when he turned his head and saw Qu Ziqian's expression of pain in the face, his heart skipped a beat. With a click, he realized that he was a little out of line.

Originally, I apologized to Qu Ziqian, but this time... Fuck, what kind of evil is this... _(:3∠)_

"Tang Yi, didn't you see it?"

"……What?"

Qu Ziqian paused every word, with a serious face, "I'm chasing you."

"..."

Tang Yi lowered his head and fell silent.

After a long while, he was heartbroken, and suddenly punched Qu Ziqian, and then asked:

"Does it hurt?"

Qu Ziqian was stunned by the sudden beating, rubbed his chin and said honestly: "It hurts."

Tang Yi punched him again.

But this time, Qu Ziqian tactfully caught it.

Tang Yi held his chin with a serious face, and said seriously: "This is not scientific."

"What's unscientific?"

"I'm sure I must be dreaming." Tang Yi puffed his cheeks, full of depression, "But why does it still hurt when I hit your hand?" He said to himself, shaking his hand: "Such absurd things can only be seen in dreams. Well, maybe there will be some disharmonious scenes in the future. As a pure boy, it's better to wake up early... Lao Zhi should definitely give up writing porn, and continue like this Sooner or later, I will change from a rotten boy to a gay..."

Qu Ziqian turned his face and said softly, "Xiao Tang, you are not dreaming."

"Well, that's what people in dreams say when they're dreaming. It's like drunk people say they haven't—uh—"

"Well?!"

Tang Yi's eyes widened. Even if it was a dream, this... this development is too unexpected!Nima, as a good boy who hasn't handed over his first love yet, he...he...

Fuck the song is for your uncle!The old paper's first kiss qaqqq! ! !