Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

There is a tree with pink petals next to Wendaopo’s pavilion. Standing under the tree, you can see scattered petals falling. Tang Yi used to like the scenery here very much. He walked along the direction of the tree to the mountain and found a nice one. From the viewing point, you can see the sea of ​​trees under Tangmen Mountain, but you can only see it if you turn up the picture quality.

Brother Du came very quickly this time, Tang Yi didn't call him into the group, but stood at the door of the pavilion waiting for him to come.

As soon as the poisonous brother Pojun came over, Tang Yi blew up the real oranges in his bag, as well as the lanterns and small fireworks he had collected for a long time, set them off one by one around the poisonous brother, and then stood in a place with a good view place, dry standing and not speaking.

[Jianghu fast horse flying report! "Is Paoge delicious?" the chivalrous man asked Poe to "Nezha hanging on the southeast branch" chivalrously using the legendary [True Orange Heart] to declare to the world: "Is Paoge delicious?" Nezha's admiration for "hanging the southeast branch" regards the sun and the moon as an alliance, enlightens the world as a mirror, roars mountains and rivers as evidence, and respects ghosts and gods as evidence.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!All knights, you can hurry to Wendaopo to witness the sincere confession of "Is Paoge delicious?" 】

As soon as the world announcement came out, plus the real orange that Zhazha gave him during Zhanluan, the two of them announced it to the world.

He quickly received Xiang's secret chat, and it was rare that he didn't have a poisonous tongue.

[Bone Age] quietly said to you: #呲牙炒哥!Congratulations! ! !

Tang Yi pursed his lips and said:

You quietly said to [Bone Age]: What is there to congratulate?

[Bone Age] quietly said to you: Really Orange #Scared

You quietly said to [Bone Age]: Don't mention it

[Bone Age] quietly said to you: ... What's wrong?

You quietly said to [Bone Age]: Don’t ask, talk later ==

[Poke three times] Quietly say to you: What the hell? !Hit =l=

You quietly said to [poke three times]:...Third Master==You are talking to me

[Poke three times] whisper to you: ... I don't understand what you are talking about

[Poke three times] whisper to you: You didn't see anything just now =l=

……

Tang Yi set off the fireworks silently. The small fireworks were set off very quickly, but he stocked up a lot and set them off continuously. In the end, the real oranges had disappeared. He still had a bunch of them in his bag.He also squandered like selling goods to clear the warehouse, and sat on the ground in meditation when it was time to adjust his interest rate.

He sat down, and Du Ge also sat down. Tang Yi looked at the two Tang Du with broken military uniforms on the screen, and thought of the previous agreement to stick his chest to his back, and suddenly felt a little melancholy.

Brother Du sat very close, almost facing each other with Brother Pao's mask on his face. Tang Yi quickly manipulated Brother Pao to stand up, and then flew far away in the flying kite.

Wendaopo is very close to the waterfall and cliff where Tang Xiaoxi often appears. There is a small pool on the side of the mountain at the height of the middle of the cliff. It is also an unknown scenic spot of Tangmen. Tang Yi landed on it as soon as possible. There.

Brother Du focused on him, and soon followed Da Qinggong to chase after him.

Tang Yi took a deep breath, and began to send messages in the near chat channel:

[Expression] [Is Paoge delicious?] He kicked up and just hit the ass of [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]!

[Expression] [How delicious is Brother Pao] pinched his knuckles, reached out and knocked a double ring of crispy chestnuts on the forehead of [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch], immediately on the forehead of [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] A small bun grew out.

[Expression] [Is Paoge delicious?] said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: "Why are you thicker than the corner of the city wall!"

[Expression] [Is Paoge delicious?] Use a 50-pound sledgehammer to hit [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] on the head. down.

[Expression] [How delicious is Pao Ge] raised his right fist, gnashed his teeth and shouted: "Down with [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]!"

[Expression] [How delicious is Brother Pao] began to consider whether to kill [Nezha hanging southeast branch].

[Expression] [How is Paoge delicious?] I am very disappointed with [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: "[Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] is hopeless."

[Expression] [How delicious is Pao Ge] said awe-inspiringly: "I have killed 230 people in my life, and all of them were treacherous, evil, righteous and unlucky people. [Nezha hanging southeast branch], you are the 230th person !"

[Expression] [How delicious is Brother Pao] cut it off with one knife, and swiped [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]'s money bag in half!

[Expression] [How delicious is Brother Pao] severely slapped [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] several resounding slaps on the face, making [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] stare at his eyes and look for his teeth all over the floor.

……

The poisonous brother over there stood still, and then also posted an expression on the near chat channel:

[Expression] [Nezha hangs southeast branch] staring at the figure of [How is Paoge delicious?], the saliva can't help but flow all over the place...

[Expression] [Nezha hanging southeast branch] took advantage of [How delicious is Paoge] not paying attention, and kissed [How delicious is Paoge] on the face with lightning speed...

[Expression] [Nezha hanging southeast branch] looked at [Is Paoge delicious], his face turned red.

[Expression] [Nezha hangs southeast branch] seems to have something to say to [How delicious is Brother Pao].

[Expression] [How is Paoge delicious?] avoid [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] in distress.

[Expression] [Nezha hanging southeast branch] knelt down in front of [Is Paoge delicious?].

[Expression] [How delicious is Brother Pao] hit [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] with a hammer, and said with a grinning grin: "Go and be in a daze!"

[Expression] [Nezha hangs on the southeast branch] gently holds [Pao Ge delicious] in his arms.

……

Tang Yi rummaged through the emoticons and emoticons, until he couldn't find any more emoticons to send, then he turned off the game and went offline.

Qu Ziqian thought that he should have calmed down after losing his temper, but Tang Yi just went offline and he couldn't figure out what was going on.Tang Yi threw all the fireworks out just now. He wanted to take a screenshot secretly, but Tang Yi didn't give him the chance.

He couldn't find Tang Yi in the game, so he went to watch qq and yy, but Tang Yi also went offline from qq and yy.

Qu Ziqian left a message for Tang Yi, and then borrowed some money from relatives and friends to buy a real orange from a trading house, and sent a letter to Brother Pao, saying that he was not allowed to return it to him.

After finishing everything, he turned off the game and stared at the computer in a daze for a long time, finally couldn't hold back, sneaked out of the room and stood at the door of Tang Yi's bedroom shamefully listening to the corner.

It was very quiet inside, Tang Yi didn't seem to have turned on the light, he didn't know if he was asleep or bored inside watching the computer.

Qu Ziqian leaned against the door panel for a moment, then thought of a clever solution.

He ran to the kitchen, made a cake with the rice cooker, sprinkled a layer of nuts and cashew nuts on the surface, coated with condensed milk and sweet salad, cut it and knocked on Tang Yi's door with a plate.

Tang Yi was sitting on the bed and looking at his mobile phone. When he looked up and saw Qu Ziqian wearing that ridiculous apron with crumbling teeth and holding a tray in his hand, he immediately understood what he was going to do.

He stared straight at Qu Ziqian, which made Qu Ziqian feel scared.

"Well, I steamed a cake when I was bored at night, and treat you to supper~"

Qu Ziqian put the plate on the bedside table, took out a cut piece from it, and handed it to Tang Yi. He wanted to sit next to him, but found that Tang Yi was sitting in an awkward position. It was strange which side he sat on. , had no choice but to stand opposite Tang Yi with a dry smile and let him stare straight at him.

Tang Yi didn't speak, took a bite of the cake, lowered his head while biting, and threw the phone away.

He still hasn't figured out whether Ziqian is Zha Zha, but seeing him holding supper to please himself, Tang Yi still can't help but overlap Qu Ziqian with the Zha Zha in the game. There are many things he wants to ask, just ask Not exported.

If you make a mistake, you will probably be regarded as someone who is inexplicable if you lose your temper casually.

He gnawed on the cake, and after a while, he swallowed one piece, his head was in a mess, and he didn't know what to think, and then his paws naturally took the second and third pieces...

At the sixth block, Qu Ziqian grabbed him.

Tang Yi raised his head with a blank face, and saw Qu Ziqian's expression of disapproval, and his eyes were faintly worried, "Don't eat so much at night..."

Only then did Tang Yi come to his senses, looking at the piece in his paw, he couldn't eat it anymore.

Of course he couldn't eat it... When Qu Ziqian made the cake, he put six eggs in it, and he ate five yuan, that's nearly four eggs, it's no wonder it wasn't enough!

"Oh, by the way, you haven't eaten yet." Tang Yi conveniently stuffed the piece in his hand to Qu Ziqian.

Qu Ziqian didn't have such a big stomach as Tang Yi, he was really not hungry at all, but he took it along and took two symbolic bites.

Tang Yi was in a bad mood, even a fool could see it.

Qu Ziqian asked tentatively, "What's wrong?"

It was fine if he didn't ask, but as soon as he asked, Tang Yi, who was opposite him, grabbed onto the Crumbling Tooth Rabbit on his apron, and pulled him so hard that his neck sank, almost falling onto Tang Yi.

Fortunately, the foot was stable enough... Qu Ziqian sweated silently.

Tang Yi, who caught someone and lost his temper, also knew that he was pulling too hard, so he withdrew his hand embarrassingly, and Qu Ziqian rubbed his neck and stood up straight.

As soon as he stood up straight, he realized that he was being hugged. Qu Ziqian was still holding a half piece of unfinished cake in his hand. When he lowered his head and saw Tang Yi's furry head buried in his waist, his whole body became stiff immediately.

Er, this unfolds...

Tang Yi was very quiet, he didn't say anything, he just hugged him tightly. After a while, Qu Ziqian felt his waist getting wet, his eyes softened, his fingers moved stiffly, and then he hugged him back Tang Yi's head began to smooth.

Tang Yi's voice was muffled, he didn't know whether he regarded Qu Ziqian as Zha Zha or he already knew Qu Ziqian's secret, and complained, "You scum...you big scum..."

He hugged him tightly, Qu Ziqian let him hug him with his head up, and patted him on the back as if comforting.

"It's okay...don't cry..."

"Hmm... you unscrupulous Miaojiang people..."

"Yes, Miaojiang people are the least moral..."

"Grave egg..."

"good……"

"Old paper wants to kill you..."

"Alright...just stand and let you hit whatever you want..."

……

Tang Yi's fist on the back actually hurt, but Qu Ziqian didn't make a sound; Tang Yi refused to raise his head, and Qu Ziqian didn't dare to move. It wasn't until the broken-toothed rabbit was trampled into a horrible scene that Tang Yi slowly He loosened his paws, blushing in embarrassment and didn't know where to look.

Qu Ziqian looked at the red-eyed young man opposite and sighed, reached out and rubbed the other's head and said, "Don't think too much, go to sleep."

Only then did Tang Yi obediently turn over, rolled up the quilt and curled up in the bed.

Qu Ziqian wanted to remind him that his clothes hadn't been taken off, and his greasy paws hadn't been washed yet, but seeing Tang Yi's already dead pig, not afraid of boiling water and pretending to be dead to the end, he was embarrassed to say anything, and left the bedroom with a plate .

Before leaving, he did not forget to help him set the time for the air conditioner and turn off the computer.