Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

If one day you find out that your good friend in Two-dimensional is someone close to you in three dimensions, what should be your reaction?

Tang Yi felt that this kind of thing could only happen in novels.

But Qu Ziqian's voice was so similar to Zha Zha, it was hard for him not to doubt.

Tang Yi ate his food bite by bite, from time to time he secretly raised his eyes to glance at Qu Ziqian who was eating dinner while watching TV, and then automatically substituted into the patient and gentle poisonous brother in the game...

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Fuck, it's like a dream! ! !

How is this possible!

Qu Ziqian didn't seem to notice that Tang Yi was secretly looking at him, watching TV very calmly.

"By the way, are you ready for tomorrow's report?" Qu Ziqian asked casually.

Tang Yi nodded, and then remembered that the man was watching TV and couldn't see his movements, so he said again: "It's been done a long time ago, but I guess there will be a lot of people tomorrow, and we are not in the same college , may have to report separately and take care of each other.”

"En." Qu Ziqian responded briefly, and continued watching his TV.

The boring Mango Channel TV series can be watched with such relish, what is wrong with the landlord's aesthetics ==.Tang Yi complained silently in his heart.

"By the way, Ziqian, do you usually do anything online other than post-processing?" Tang Yi asked seemingly unintentionally.

"Ok?"

"Such as...going to post bars, watching videos...playing games?"

Qu Ziqian smiled elegantly, "I usually follow anime."

cartoon!Tang Yi's eyes lit up, and he immediately forgot about the relationship between Brother Du and Qu Ziqian.

"Hey, what do you watch? I also follow new episodes every day~"

"Look at everything, the giants who are making black baskets and attacking recently..."

"I'm also watching Black Basket! But I haven't finished it yet. I've only seen more than a dozen episodes. The Giant of Forbidden Base has been updated this week? I've been busy these days...I haven't had time to make up the code yet. Oh yes, you Do you read Natsume's Book of Friends? Or Hakuouki?"

Qu Ziqian laughed, "You actually watched the girl series too."

Tang Yi scratched his head in embarrassment, "It's important to broaden the animation reserves... Every day when I write comprehensive comics, I must watch a few. Anyway, it's quite interesting to watch~"

"Hey..." Tang Yi smiled cheaply, "You must have seen it if you said that, so you have the nerve to complain about me!"

"Didn't you mention it first?"

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After eating and drinking enough, Tang Yi chatted with the landlord about anime and went back to the room contentedly. He just sat down and saw the empty word document and the minimized game on the computer. He immediately slapped his head and regretted The intestines are all green.

... Nest, why is the quilt full of crooked floors in a daze!

He obviously wanted to ask him if he played games!

But it seems that Qu Ziqian didn't hide anything...and he talked to him very naturally, it didn't look like he was hiding anything from him.

Maybe it's also possible that he doesn't know that Brother Pao is Tang Yi himself?

Or maybe, he made a mistake?

Tang Yi boarded the game, yy was still hanging there, but it was much quieter, probably all went to eat.Tang Yi looked at the yy channel with only one sub-channel, and suddenly had a plan, thinking that this method was wonderful.

He turned on the voice changer that he hadn't used for a long time, adjusted a girly voice that could be faked, and smiled like a chrysanthemum that had bloomed.

Whether it is or not, you will know if you try the reaction.

Du Ge was still hanging at the kitchen and goods yard behind the beauty picture, he sent a secret chat and found that Zha Zha was actually there.

"I thought you went to eat." He turned on Liberty mic and said casually.

"..."

There was an eerie silence on the channel for a long time.

"...?!!!!"

There was a long silence over there, and he asked uncertainly, "... Pao, Brother Pao?"

"Huh? Why did you call me?"

I rely on?

I rely on? !

Me? ! ! !

Qu Ziqian was scared silly.

He switched back to the yy channel uncertainly, and saw the green dot in front of the blue horse called "Σ(っ°Д°;)っHangover" flickering, and instantly felt like Uncle Fork who had eaten a hundred eggs. The candied haws are still painful.

"...Brother Pao, are you a woman?"

"Didn't you say on the first day that I'm a girl playing with a male account?" Tang Yi's fake girl has reached the point of insanity.

"..."

Qu Ziqian couldn't find his own voice.

A word kept roaring in his mind——

Damn I found the wrong person! ! !

Lying in a low voice is unreliable! ! !

He quickly opened Late Jun's QQ to poke Dichang, but Dichang was not online.

Busy late-stage gentleman: Sing low! !The hangover ID you gave me last time is wrong!

Busy late-stage gentleman: Abducted to YY, why is she a girl!Dare to be more reliable!

Busy late-stage gentleman: Are you sure he is delicious called Pao Ge?Can't Paoge eat it?Or Brother Pao can't eat?

Qu Ziqian took a deep breath, Tang Yi was right next door to him, he couldn't be so irritable, even if he found the wrong person, the right owner was still under his nose, and he couldn't escape.

After calming down a bit, Qu Ziqian paid attention to some other details.

He looked at Tang Yi's nickname in YY, and felt something was wrong again.

The blue horse also has a male gender attached to it.

Don't tell him that there is such a coincidence in the world, the girl who just abducted in the game is also called "Hangover".

Qu Ziqian narrowed his eyes, and then right-clicked on the blue horse to view his channel.If nothing else—

He narrowed his eyes and slowly laughed out loud.

The guild I belong to, Yudi who listens to Luomei, the administrator of all channels, resident.

Hangover, oh hangover, even if you want to punish him, at least put on your own vest.

Yudi who listens to Luomei is the channel name of the music club Tang Yi was in before.

Well, since Tang Yi wants to play, then he will continue to play with him.

Hearing Qu Ziqian's laughter inexplicably, Tang Yi, who was still enjoying himself, was completely unaware of the crisis he was about to face. "Zhazha, what are you laughing at?"

"It's okay, I thought you were a big man who picks your feet like me, who knew it was a girl."

Tang Yi thought that if Zha Zha was Qu Ziqian, or knew his real identity under his id, he would not be so calm, so Qu Ziqian answered so smoothly, but he really thought that he was thinking too much.

"Well... Didn't you also say that you are a girl with a male account?"

"Which one of us lied to whom?" The voice over there was a little smiling, making Tang Yi almost think that he had revealed his secrets for a moment.

Tang Yi felt a little guilty, but quickly changed the subject and said, "What do you do behind the beauty picture?"

"Follow me, go around the house, go to the front of the house over there and find Xiao Mengzi to give him candied haws."

Tang Yi obediently followed behind the nun, Du Ge, and Du Ge went around behind the house, and he also went around behind the house. After going around two houses, Du Ge jumped down from the steps and walked directly behind a wooden box. Tang Yi also chased after him, but he directly bumped into the patrol guard.

"..."

"Huh? Why were you caught again?" Brother Du's voice sounded so serious that it couldn't be more serious. "Talk to the person at the door, and come directly to the back kitchen and goods yard."

"..."

Tang Yi didn't notice anything wrong, he had already regarded his arrest as a very normal thing, and he didn't suspect Zha Zha at all.

He ran over the same route as before, stepped down the steps, and bumped into the patrol guard again.

"..."

At this moment, Brother Du added as if he remembered something: "Before going down the steps, remember to adjust the angle of view to see if there is anyone outside."

Qu Ziqian installed a plug-in box and team monitoring on his computer. It was easy for him to hide the dog in the beauty picture, but Tang Yi, who had never installed anything before, was different. It was his first time to come here. In the picture of beauties, the number of dog bumps has skyrocketed.

Seeing that the fun was enough, Qu Ziqian asked Tang Yi to follow him, and took Brother Pao, who turned into a beautiful woman, to Xiaomengzi.

Tang Yi gratefully thanked him with tears in his heart.

He felt that Zha Zha was really going to make him cry stupidly. 【…】

The tasks after that are fairly simple. After bribing Xiao Mengzi, she can go to the old lady or the old man in Shuangxing Gongzhao to get her waist card, and then go to the back kitchen to do the food delivery task of the waiter eight times, and then fly to Zhang Shanshi can collect all the waist cards by killing the scum there.

When he successfully sneaked into the hall to complete the task, Tang Yi felt finally relieved.

"Gongxi, the first time to complete the beauty picture get√"

"I'll say I don't want to come again..."

"Think about your broken army."

"..."

In fact, on 25 Nanzhao Palace would also lose the army, but Qu Ziqian was defeated by Brother Xiaopao today, so he didn't tell him his plan.Although it's a bit extravagant to change the army with chivalry, Brother Pao didn't ask, did he?

"By the way, Brother Pao... No, Sister Pao, your voice is so low, I can't always hear what you are saying." Little Tomato, who hadn't made a sound for a long time, suddenly appeared. Tang Yi was a little strange, so he adjusted it. own microphone volume.

"how about this?"

"Well, actually, I also think you have a low voice." Qu Ziqian said nonsense with his eyes open, and followed Tomato's words.

Tang Yi was surprised to see that the volume bar below him was already red.

"I've turned it all the way up."

"You replace the sound card with the main sound driver at the mixer, and then turn on the microphone enhancement." Qu Ziqian "kindly" reminded.

Tang Yi himself was also very strange, so he followed Zha Zha's instructions.

"how about this?"

An overloaded (Note 1) male voice broke out in the channel.

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……

So the channel went quiet again.

"Sister Pao, no brother Pao, you turned on the voice changer!!!" Little Tomato yelled loudly.

"Brother Pao, so you still like to play like this? It's too harsh." Brother Du's voice sounded so serious that it couldn't be more serious, but Tang Yi could barely hear a teasing smile.

"..."

Tang Yi wanted to chop off his hands.

Once the sound card on the mixer is set up, his voice will naturally become normal.

He... damn jumping into the Yellow River can't explain it clearly.

Of course, Qu Ziqian knew the principle of voice change. In fact, Tang Yi’s voice is small, he only needs to turn on the microphone to enhance it. Other settings are completely redundant...but he won’t say it.

"Hey...that, actually, I forgot to turn it off the last time I played." Tang Yi gave a plausible reason, and said cheekily: "I forgot that I turned this on..."

"Brother Pao, you really still have such a voice that sounds good to your ears." Zha Zha made a very pertinent comment over there.

"Hehehehe..." Tang Yi could only laugh dryly.

Why did his good plan seem to be disrupted again.

Should he do the math to see what's wrong with his recent character.

Speaking of which, Zha Zha lived in the same city as me, but when I thought about it carefully, when I added his QQ, I was not the same person as Qu Ziqian's QQ.

...Tang Yi resolutely felt that it would be better to ask directly than to try and test.

"By the way, Zha Zha, I have a question for you."

"kindness?"

"You..." When the words came to his lips, Tang Yi suddenly didn't dare to ask, and hurriedly turned a corner, "You...do you have any other QQ?"

"Yes." Qu Ziqian replied simply.He paused for half a second, then continued, "Nickname is, busy late-stage gentleman."

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Eh?

……Eh? ! ! !