Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

He had heard of the prestige of the beauty pictured as a god-torture a long time ago, and it was only when he came here that Tang Yi realized that he really thought the realm of god-torture was too low-end.

——There is no most cruel, only more cruel.

Zha Zha said to let him follow behind him and avoid the guards and patrol dogs, Tang Yi did so, but every time he saw Zha Zha passing by easily, he would stand not far behind Zha Zha with a sullen face and be caught by Zha Zha. dog bites.

He really followed Zha Zha very, very cautiously!But those patrolling NPCs seemed to focus all on Tang Yi's Paoge. No matter how he hid, after the poisonous brother who turned into a nun passed by, the one who was caught was always Paoge.

A Nine Palace Formation went around for 10 minutes and it still didn't work. In desperation, Qu Ziqian had no choice but to poke Tang Yi into YY.

[Team] Nezha hangs southeast branch: You come to yy and I will teach you directly

Tang Yi felt that he had clearly reached the realm of seeing all directions and hearing all directions. He hid behind the curtain when he saw a dog, but he would still be caught just like this, and even dogs appeared in all four directions.Even Zha Zha didn't know how Tang Yi managed to be surrounded by dogs.

So Tang Yi joined Brother Du's channel.

The channel is a small channel that has just been established, and there are five people who brought Tang Yi into it. Except for the ID of Nezha Hangdongnanzhi, who can be recognized at a glance, the rest of them don't know Tang Yi at all.

Tang Yi didn't turn on the mic, and when he saw him enter YY, the few who were already inside quickly sent him a blue horse (Note 1) and said hello.

"this is only……?"

Tang Yi saw that the little green dot in front of the purple horse OW (Note 2) called "ketchup" lit up.

——Soft girlish voice.Tang Yi silently put a label in his heart.

"Here's a newcomer, the one you dragged."

——Liu Yun, weakly receiving the sound.

"Hey, Brother Pao~"

——Zha Zha, the evildoer Gong... um... eh? !

Tang Yi was a little dazed, wait, this voice seems... Where did I hear it?

"Brother Cannon?"

The somewhat familiar voice repeated again.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ==It’s okay, I was cutting the window just now.

"Well, in this way, you follow behind me, and then go in after the dog walks past, sticking to the cloth..."

While Tang Yi did so, he tried hard to recall where the familiar feeling brought to him by this voice came from.

It’s just that the moment I heard it, I felt familiar, but if I really think about it, I can’t seem to think of anyone I know who can be named with this voice...

He thought of his master Watermelon in the club before, the gay friends he met in other games, and the singing guys he met on other YY channels, but it seemed that his voice didn't match.

He must have heard this sound somewhere. People who play music are very sensitive to the timbre of various sounds. Although they often meet people with very similar voices, it cannot be ruled out that Zha Zha’s voice just collided with someone. .

"Hey wait! Don't bump into the dog! Hey Brother Pao!!"

"..."

As soon as Tang Yi lost his mind, Brother Xiao Pao rushed straight in front of the dog, and of course he was caught back by the dizziness.

He seemed to feel the helplessness of the poisonous brother over there, and there was a strong sense of powerlessness in Zha Zha's voice, "Brother Pao, don't just hide from the dog next to you, but also pay attention to the front."

[Team] Is Pao delicious?

"It's okay, you are behind me... Oh, I'm sorry! I was caught, don't follow me...!"

"..."

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: You are too late...

"Puff ha ha, you are so funny..." The girlish voice called Ketchup laughed very shamelessly.

"Little Tomato, you're dead, I haven't been caught for a long time!" Du Ge immediately retorted.

"What are you doing? Are you a beauty picture?" Another voice of Yu Jie popped up, Tang Yi glanced at the channel, it was a girl named Luo Shui Qingluan.

Little Tomato's cheerful voice continued: "Hey, do you want to come!"

"Hey, I haven't made a team yet..." The royal sister Luo Shuiqing who was called "Jiji" replied.

"Where is Qutang Gorge, I can't find the place..."

"Chichi, below the middle of the map!"

"Oh, I see, I see..."

"Brother Renpao just came, why don't you act stupid?"

"Stupid people from Miaojiang, why don't you get caught for taking pictures of beauties?"

……

Tang Yi listened to the mixed conversations in the earphones, and suddenly doubted whether it was the right decision for him to enter YY.

He seems to have misunderstood Zha Zha... How does he feel that in this channel...

Are they all a bunch of funny comparisons==?

"Brother Pao, why don't you turn on the microphone?"

Tang Yi glanced at a military lady named "Luoshui Qingluan" and a cat named "Little Tomato" who joined the group, and typed in the chat box:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious? Let’s not open it yet, we’ll have dinner later

Qu Ziqian was at a loss in the next bedroom. Is there a relationship between turning on the microphone and eating?

Tang Yi was still struggling. The more he listened to Zha Zha's voice, the more he felt it sounded familiar. He must have heard it before, but he really couldn't find anyone in his mind who could match him.

In a daze, Jiugongge actually asked him to pass it, and Brother Du's voice over there was much more relaxed.

"Could it be that you are an expert, you really are an expert, you want a brand, and then come here to buy a small wooden figure, two candied haws, four thirteen incense..."

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

"...?" The other side hesitated for a moment, seeing Tang Yi's Brother Pao still standing in front of the npc Meng Manor, and asked, "What's wrong?"

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: I ordered the wrong one, he didn’t seem to give me a brand.

"Choose again."

[Team] How delicious is Paoge: He said he didn’t want to talk to me

"..."

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: There is an extra buff, ignore me for 1 minute

"..."

"Hahahahaha... Brother Pao, you made him angry!" Little Tomato laughed happily.

"Brother Pao who will be angry with you for a minute~" Luo Shui Qingluan was also teasing him.

"Hey, it's okay, let's go shopping first, and then ask him for the brand after shopping." Brother Du was patient as always, "A small wooden figure, two candied haws, and four thirteen incense sticks."

Tang Yi obeyed obediently, he had already been delayed in Jiugongge for almost half an hour, and he could clear the following tasks as quickly as possible.

Following the poisonous brother dressed as a nun to the npc Jia Chengwu, Tang Yi smoothly followed Zha Zha's instructions to accept the task from the second brother, and then took the beaten fat chicken and goose to feed the npc Jia Yituo.

Jia Yituo is a big monk, very fat, with thick and round beads hanging around his neck, standing beside a fire.Tang Yi roasted the fat chicken and goose with thirteen spices, and then talked to Jia Yituo.

He just ordered it by accident...how come you monk is not overwhelmed...

……

God is sorry to see you, but I ignored him for another minute.

"Brother Pao... If you want to praise him, he will give you a badge..." Zha Zha could not help but smile.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: But he is so fat, won’t he be stuffed to death if he eats so much ==

There are two crispy passion roast chickens and two gluttonous roast geese with thousands of flavors. How can a normal person's appetite not be enough?Even with Tang Yi's famous big stomach, he could eat two whole chickens at most.

Well, he wouldn't admit that he was actually hungry.

[Team] Nezha hanging on the southeast branch: ...

It is probably because Shensi has been hanging on who is related to Zha Zha's voice. Tang Yi seems to be absent-minded when making a beauty picture. Unsurprisingly, the NPC Qiu Dazui was angered again.

Tang Yi was embarrassed, he felt that he must be born with the missions of the Beauty Picture series, but it has been delayed for so long, and he doesn't want to do other things, so he just spends time until the mission is over, and he will stop coming to this place in the future .Helping Qiu Dazui tease the general Gong Wei, Tang Yi got another beauty card.

When it came time to paint a portrait of Qiu Saisai, Tang Yi had the experience of being a beauty to praise others, so he praised her as a country and a city, and painted her with a melon-seeded face, a graceful figure, a slender willow waist, and a three-inch golden lotus. I made the right choice, but it was a pity that my hands slipped, and he painted freckles on others.

Qiu Saisai was very angry, "Anyone who doesn't understand my mother's beauty is not worthy to talk to me!"

"..."

Qu Ziqian looked at Brother Pao who was in a daze in front of Chou Saisai, suppressed a smile and asked, "Brother Pao, are you finished painting?"

Tang Yi stayed for a long time before typing in the team:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: The anger of the four sided generals...

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: I got an achievement called the anger of the four side generals

There was an eerie silence in the channel for two seconds.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!"

"Brother Paohahahahahaha!"

"Hahaha Nezha took you to do it and you can still get this achievement hahahaha..."

"The anger of the four generals hahaha!"

"Brother Pao, you are so funny..."

……

"After drawing the picture, come here, and when the first wooden figure starts to walk to the right, run down the side in one breath, and walk down the steps below in the same way."

Tang Yi guessed that Zha Zha was about to cry because of him.

He could even hear the sound of those girl papers hitting the table on the channel.

He looked at his watch, it was already past six o'clock in the evening, and he was delayed for almost four or ten minutes in the beauty map... Speaking of which, at this point, why hasn't Ziqian asked him to eat today?

Tomorrow is the day of the report, and he really wanted to rest early tonight, but it's a pity that the beauty map really didn't let him go.

"It's okay, take your time."

Zha Zha seemed to want to say something, but saw Tang Yi's Pao brother pass the wooden puppet formation in one breath, and was not caught, so he let out a "huh" in surprise.

"Oh my god, Brother Pao, you are still in the beauty picture..." Little Tomato sighed casually as he was drawing at the gate of Baidi City. "Jiji and I both came out so much later than you."

"I don't even make pictures of beauties." Liu Yun also said.

Zha Zha didn't answer, Tang Yi was a little surprised.

He went to the edge of the cliff to get the quest items, and came back to hand in the quest to the npc. Zha Zha was a little faster than him, and was waiting for him at the npc.Just as he was about to ask Zha Zha what to do next, the bedroom door suddenly clicked.

Tang Yi subconsciously cut a window by reflex, and Quzi's modest, gentle and elegant smile came in through the crack of the door.

"Xiao Tang has eaten."

His gaze stayed on Tang Yi's computer screen for a second. For some reason, Tang Yi always felt that his landlord was smiling so much...it made him shudder.

Could it be that playing games by yourself is taking up the Internet speed of the landlord?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was a possibility. Tang Yi hurriedly told Zha Zha to eat in the game. He just turned off the game and wanted to get up. Suddenly, he seemed to realize something and froze in place.

He stepped on his slippers in a mess and went out. Qu Ziqian had already arranged the meals, and he was wearing a ridiculous rabbit apron, looking like a good man at home.

"Hey, today... it's quite late for dinner today."

Qu Ziqian sat down slowly, set the table and chopsticks, and said without changing his face: "Well, I forgot the time with an apprentice."

Tang Yi stared at him without blinking, trying to read something from his expression, "Late apprentice?"

"No." Qu Ziqian replied very simply, "Is it... teaching basic skills?"

Tang Yi held the chopsticks, but he didn't touch the food for a long time. When he heard Qu Ziqian calling him to eat, he suddenly realized why Zha Zha's voice sounded familiar to him.

However, Zha Zha was with him all afternoon... His probing eyes sneaked on Qu Ziqian, and wandered around the dishes again.

Did he think too much?

It's not such a coincidence... Ziqian doesn't look like a person who can play games, let alone how would he have time to prepare dinner.

"Why, I'm going to stare at my face with a hole, do I look so pretty with flowers on my face?" Qu Ziqian smiled gracefully.

Embarrassed, Tang Yi hurriedly averted his eyes and began to pick up the food with his eyes and nose carefully.

But as soon as he didn't look at the face, the stimulation of the voice became more clear, and he felt more and more that Zha Zha's voice overlapped with Qu Ziqian's.