Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"By the way, this is your takeaway." The black suit hung up a large plastic bag with a rope from below, "It's fried, right? No ginger."

"0035, didn't you send someone up?" Chen Chaosheng took the hot takeaway box, "Why..."

It is really fragrant.

It smells better than the hospital canteen.

The okra in the hospital cafeteria can smell of coriander.That cook's skill may not be bad, but he prefers coriander a little bit, and always brings private goods in the dishes.

Sweet, some parsley.

For spicy, come with some cilantro.

Sweet and spicy, with extra cilantro.

"Oh, no, why don't you earn some food delivery subsidies?" The black suit smiled shyly and wore plastic gloves professionally. Small money."

"You can give me the garbage after eating, and I'll send it to heaven for you." The black suit said, "That store is also the property of the underworld in the world."

"Your prefecture has a wide range of businesses." Chen Chaosheng put the bag on the table, "Stir-fry, takeaway..."

"Trust us in hell." The black suit said with a smile, "Don't worry, our pork is definitely not chopped off from dead people, and our soy sauce, vinegar, oil and salt are definitely not expired products. As for the ribs, they are definitely not from dead people." Dig out the ribs."

"It sounds even scarier." Chen Chaosheng looked more at the braised pork ribs, then at the black suit.

The price of pork is 16 yuan a catty.

Chen Chaosheng is worth at least a few hundred yuan.

"Don't worry. It has passed the quality inspection." The eyes of the black suit met him, "If you eat it, you won't die, but if you die, you will be compensated."

"Who's the one with the blond hair?" He looked back curiously, "It looks quite foreign."

"Howeyou?" English food in a black suit is very standard.

The price of the shirt was nine pounds and fifteen pence.

"Iamfine." Meng Xunfeng didn't raise his head.

"What did they say?" Chen Chaosheng asked Siri, "I don't understand foreign language."

"They call you little Xiba." Siri said, "Your uncle said you are annoying."

"Then I won't use hyaluronic acid either." Chen Chaosheng said.

He looked at the star in the sky.

The sun is too dazzling, just staring at it for a moment is enough to make people cry.

"Metoo." The black suit answered, "My little brother speaks good English."

"It's just that the voice sounds familiar." The black suit said again, "Is your voice hoarse? Why don't you come to our underworld to change your vocal cords?"

"We have a national day event in the underworld, so I will give you a loud and bright vocal cord, the kind that can sing bel canto."

"Has the technology of your underworld been able to do this?"

"Oh, yes." The black suit seemed to be talking about something very ordinary, "The hell is in the nth industrial revolution. After all, we were just a subsidiary of the Heavenly Court at the beginning. But I guess, the Heavenly Court will change in the future. It's really inappropriate to let the right to speak be in the hands of those old people who play mahjong every day as an affiliated institution of the underworld."

"There are not only birds flying in the sky, but also flies and mosquitoes. Excluding flies and mosquitoes, there are also small planes and saliva." The black suit said, "One day."

"Come on." Chen Chaosheng said.

This is still a new word for him.

Bai Fushui taught.

Bai Fushui said, if someone scolds you, just say come on.Refueling is a very practical word.

Bai Fushui scolded him, but Chen Chaosheng said come on.

"Then Lin Hanyan, is there any chance of coming back to life?" Whenever Chen Chaosheng thought of Bai Fushui, he thought of Bai Fushui's dead ghost partner.

"Him?" The black suit thought for a while. "He's an old ghost. He's older than Lord Hades, but he's just a bit brainy. We don't look for a partner because we're too busy with work. With his qualifications, even if he leaves the underworld in the future and jumps to the Heavenly Court, he won't be able to find a partner. To be able to find a good job without worrying about food and clothing is to always think about Bai Fushui so madly."

"His heart was sent to the sky by us." The black suit stood a little closer to the edge of the window, "The fragments are gone, even if we produce a similar soul container in the underworld, it is not him anymore, it is just a copy .”

"Where's Mr. Bai? How is he doing recently? If you can find Mengyi, if you can't find it... In fact, our underworld also has special services. If you have enough money..."

"Whether it's tall or thin, the underworld has it." The black suit smiled, "The price is fair, and I did nucleic acid before I came."

Chen Chaosheng's hands trembled, and the chili fried pork almost came out of the foam bowl.

"It doesn't have to be."

"You can follow our special website in the underworld, but this requires a ladder..." the black suit said, "Your net cleaning activities are always scary, but fortunately the server is located overseas."

"Let's talk about Lin Hanyan." Chen Chaosheng was almost led into a ditch by the thinking of the black suit, "His data..."

"His soul has already been reincarnated." The black suit regretted, "If Mr. Bai is willing to look for it, he can look for Lin Hanyan's father. After all, Lin Hanyan may still be a sperm at this moment, can you Successful reincarnation is still a problem.”

"Reincarnation is a technical job." The black suit added, "Some people can be reincarnated in Rome, but some people work hard for the rest of their lives to pay off their debts. But the opportunity for Bai Fushui has also come, and you can cultivate it."

"Pedophilia is not allowed." Chen Chaosheng interrupted him, "Pedophilia is not allowed."

"My suggestion is that Mr. Bai had better go to Lin Hanyan's father earlier." Hei Suit said, "If his father liked men, Lin Hanyan would not have been born."

Chen Chaosheng thought about it.

Think it's a serious problem.

But asking his senior brother to deliver the baby to his senior brother's object, it's even more strange to think about it.

"Lin Hanyan will be expelled from the intestines." The black suit thought for a while, "There are reincarnation failures like this every year, but... Lin Hanyan's father may still be a sperm right now, if he needs it so Intervene from the generation of Lin Hanyan's grandfather."

"It's more likely that Lin Hanyan's father's grandfather is still a sperm, so it needs..." The black suit said, "This...isn't sex, it's a biological problem of tall and short peas."

Chen Chaosheng sighed and said helplessly, "That's all."

"I figured that the fate of the two of them is not over, and it's far from the point of parting ways." He said, "The threads are entangled together, I can't understand."

"Lin Hanyan has him in his heart." The black suit said.

The sun is big again now.

The cold wave will only come tomorrow, and the wind is still scorching hot, making the back of the black suit sweat and faint.

"Our heart is a machine." He put his hand on his chest, "Do you want to see it?"

"I'm a little embarrassed."

The black suit zipped up from the place on his chest, and reached out to take out his heart.

Metallic, red heart.

It is engraved with a blue-green double ponytail.

"Ah... this... this is a cheapie." The black suit scratched his head, "I'm a little embarrassed. This is a limited edition model in the underworld. The newly released heart is a heat-sensing heart, which means it can rely on temperature."

"What's the use of this?" Chen Chaosheng asked.

"When a child's parents die, we can't just say that your mother is dead, and then save him." The hand in the black suit grabbed his heart, "That would have a bad impact on the child's life. , is not conducive to the physical and mental development of children, so that young people who are conducive to the development of this world cannot be produced.”

His heart beat slowly in the sun.

The scales open and close.

"Your underworld is very humane." Chen Chaosheng took his heart.

hot.

Even the heart of a dead man is hot.

It turns out that a man is also very passionate after death.

"Yes, at this time, we will take out the heart, and the heart will sing and say 'you~ Mom~ Mom~ is dead~'. When singing, the child will not be afraid, and he will behave himself fell asleep."

Chen Chaosheng thought about it, and felt that the black suit made sense.

Perhaps he has been out of touch with this world for too long, and he no longer understands what human beings like today.

Today is Double Ninth Festival.

But he couldn't remember his father's name.

When Chen Chaosheng was a child, he never had a ghost who could sing.

At that time, ghost messengers would only become a small game of broken heads and broken legs.

"Let me put the heart back first." The black suit said, "If we leave the heart for a long time, we will die in the world."

"Mr. Chen, if you don't want to live, you are welcome to come to our underworld for heart surgery."

"Not for the time being." Chen Chaosheng twitched the corner of his mouth, "I don't have the intention to enter the earth for the time being."

"Is it the heart of someone in your underworld?" Chen Chaosheng pulled out the rose on his chest.

Roses are cold.

"Well, we don't have such a technology in the underworld for the time being." The black suit looked at it for a while, "The technology that the underworld doesn't have, let alone the world. The design is too advanced, maybe some machine repair did it."

"By the way, Mr. Chen, do you want to follow me to the underworld?" The black suit said again, "The underworld is committed to developing tourism."

"No." Chen Chaosheng refused.

"Perhaps you can find some clues about Lin Hanyan there. I mean the electronic life and death book."

"It has been many years since the invention of papermaking. Later, electronic technology was born in this world. We no longer use paper life and death books, but electronic archives. The 830th census of the prefecture may still be able to learn from it." Find some information about Mr. Lin Hanyan."

"Including but not limited to: Lin Hanyan's age, place of birth, and size."

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