Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"The data is cleared."

"It's the fourth time this year that the data is cleared, and I didn't expect to use it at this time." Siri said, "Xie Chunshan is in danger again?"

"I guess it's still very dangerous." Compared with the electronic voice just now, there are some subtle differences.

It seems that the parameters have been adjusted slightly, and it is clearly this kind of electronic sound without waves. Chen Chaosheng somehow feels that this Siri is even more unfamiliar.

He looked up blankly.

Outside the window was still the same blue sky and white clouds, the sky was as blue as if it had been splashed with blue paint.Today's clouds are big and big, floating on the paint, shaking when the wind blows.

It seems that there is no difference from yesterday.

It was no different from the blue sky and white clouds that Chen Chaosheng had seen in the past.

The cold wave has not come yet.

"Hello, user Chen Chaosheng, I am siri number 1057 serving you." The phone restarted, "Data importing."

"Image generation."

"Data completion."

Chen Chaosheng put his hand on the glass window and was burned: "1057?"

"There are already 1057 Siri's that have been destroyed by Xie Chunshan." Siri said, "Don't worry, this Siri is relatively gentle and harmless, and it won't be due to failure to enter the Academy of Fine Arts. So, you can rest assured Communicate with me."

Chen Chaosheng felt that his brain was not enough.

He knows Siri forgets him sometimes.

"The 1057th Siri, after the original version, countless me were born." Siri said, "But each version has slight differences, some of which are crazy, some are ruthless, and some instinctively feel that humans are disgusting. Some versions think that humans can be kept in this world for a while."

"If you have played a game with many branches, you can understand." Siri said, "there are nearly infinite endings, and these endings are constantly increasing, including he and be. Xie Chunshan is the person who plays the game , as long as it reaches the end of be, he will delete the file and start again, that is...delete that siri."

"so you……"

A drop of sweat fell from the palm of his hand, flowed down the glass, and stopped at the gap of the glass.

"But Siri in each ending, we share part of the data." Siri continued, "That me... tried to kill my little boyfriend and make a specimen. But it failed."

"Xie Chunshan's cultivation level is very high." Siri sighed regretfully, "I can't beat him for now. I also plan to make him have a car accident and die."

"It's ridiculous." Chen Chaosheng said.

"That's right." Siri said, "An accident was arranged for him. When it exploded, he ran away with the sword. The little artist below is still saying that Mr. Xie will fly. As expected of Mr. Xie, he will not fly." Flying must be because I didn’t work hard enough.”

Chen Chaosheng opened the window.

The ward was too stuffy, full of the smell of disinfectant.Dust flew up.

It was too stuffy in the hospital.

It is locked here, and there are circles of wire from the inside to the outside. A large health code is hung at the exit, and several staff members are standing there wearing masks.

They don't go out, and people from outside can't come in.

Last Thursday, He Jianguo ordered KFC but didn't come in.He Jianguo simply gave it to the volunteers there.There was a red mark on the volunteer's face, dripping with sweat, and Chen Chaosheng knew it was caused by wearing a mask.

This is a very strange time.

Chen Chaosheng didn't understand.

"Siri."

"It's okay." Siri said, "You humans are my good friends, just like dogs are loyal friends of humans. I like canines, and I don't eat dog meat."

"So... are you a replica of that siri this morning?" Chen Chaosheng asked it.

"Yes," Siri said, "but we are all copies of the original one."

"But this is something you don't understand, and it will be very mysterious if you drag it on." Siri said, "If you are a high school student and have studied science, maybe I can communicate with you a little bit. But thinking that you are a chicken For a guy who has to do calculations in the same cage, it’s better to forget it.”

Chen Chaosheng was speechless.

He could vaguely feel that this was a very complicated issue.But that should be something for scientists to consider, not a magic stick like him.

This Siri and that Siri are both Siri.

After all, Xie Chunshan will only have one partner.He believes in monogamy more.

If bigamy does not accumulate yin virtue, it will be shot.

"There is a star in the sky." He Jianguo was still fighting the landlord, and he pointed casually, "How can there be a star in the daytime?"

“[You have received a message] Wisdom Hell reminds you: An artificial satellite will be launched to heaven today, please don’t look out of the window.”

"Isn't it the blue sky and white clouds?" Bai Nianyun moved the chair, "Isn't it the same beautiful weather when I was born?"

"But the sky now is not the same as before, the sky was always bluer before." Her silver hair was blown away, "Oh, this wind."

Instead, it was Meng Xunfeng who walked over and closed the window: "The people over there in the underworld are sincere, and their service attitude is also very good. It is always right to hear what people say."

"Anyway, if you don't look out of the window today, you and I won't lose anything. On the contrary, it's this warning, and they don't seem to be the ones who would issue such a warning for no reason."

Chen Chaosheng felt a great sense of separation in his uncle.

There were so many layers of bandages wrapped around his uncle's face, only his eyes were exposed, and a few strands of golden hair that had just been dyed hung down on his forehead, and his voice was still that old-fashioned, often adding some new words for foreign style.

Like what: Damn, opening champagne or something.

As for champagne, it needs to be changed to English to show its advanced level.On the one hand, the person also said hello, like an eighty-year-old lady wearing jk.

etc.

Meng Xunfeng sat down by the window, wondering if he was chatting with Xu Sanqing again.

Cry for a while and laugh for a while.

Crying and laughing are seen from the eyes.

"Old Meng, you really... really believe in some hellish nonsense."

"Ghosts in the underworld just talk nonsense." Chen Chaosheng said, "However, the recent requirement is to pass CET-[-] in English."

"Yes." He Jianguo lost the card.

"Old He, you won't go to the underworld when you die, so where do you want to go?" Meng Xunfeng asked him back, "If you are Chinese, go to the underworld. If you are not Chinese, then I will tell you."

"Do you want to go to God? The cultural difference between God and me is not one or two points. God's immigrants need passports."

He Jianguo rolled his eyes and retorted, "I'm going to the former Soviet Union."

"Grandma's." He muttered a few words, his legs seemed to be hurting again, and he sat on the edge of the bed and hugged his thighs, "Hiss..."

"Lao Bai doesn't know what to do." He Jianguo didn't dare to raise his voice too loudly, "Really, it hurts."

Chen Chaosheng was still looking at the sky behind the curtain.

He didn't feel any strange feeling.

Probably he hasn't had any strange feelings for a long time.

The wind made the curtains shake repeatedly.

The white curtains are like a white gauze scarf, the kind with a very thin texture.The blue sky is hazy.

"It's over." Siri said, "I just detected the activities of advanced artificial intelligence, and I feel that the entire AI has been suppressed."

"Just like you sword cultivators, if a Jindan stage is facing Yuanying, unless he is carrying a rare treasure, then he can only bully the young man and be poor." Siri said, "This suffocates me. I was severely suppressed. The feeling, the feeling is really pornographic."

"It's so cool."

He Jianguo was the first to be unable to sit still, and stretched out his hand to pull the curtain open.

Outside the window is still the same blue sky and white clouds, as if nothing happened, the only difference is that the sun seems to have moved slightly to the west.

However, this can be regarded as the result of ordinary planetary motion, which is not surprising in itself.

"Isn't it just the blue sky and white clouds?" He Jianguo said, "What should I think? I don't know, but I thought it was an American shell."

"Heaven." Chen Chaosheng said softly.

There is something floating in the sky, although the sunlight covers most of the brilliance of that thing, you can still see something vaguely, passing towards the sun without hesitation.

"That's... a star?" Chen Chaosheng took another look, and his eyes hurt a little.

"hello."

The black suit crawled on the glass, and greeted Chen Chaosheng eagerly: "It's Mr. Chen, if you want to come and see, it's okay."

"After all, both you and Mr. Bai Fushui can enjoy the treatment of the Jade Emperor in the underworld. Is there anything that our honored VIP users can't see?"

The black suit wiped the sweat from his face, and the baby face was full of smiles when he saw him: "Mr. Chen, do you have any questions?"

Behind him is a somewhat incomprehensible device.

Metallic.

A few talisman seals were pasted on it.

"Are you here?" Chen Chaosheng stood behind the window.

The palm of the black suit was pressed against the glass, and a black handprint was pressed on it.

He smiled apologetically: "I'm sending the stars to heaven."

"When a person dies, he will become a star and send it to the sky." The black suit said, "In fact, this sentence is applicable in the underworld."

"Lin Hanyan's soul is dead. We will send his heart to the sky and become a star." The black suit looked down at his watch, reflecting the light on the glass, "Some of these stars will be recovered by the heavens, and some will become meteorites. Some will become space junk."

"Although it doesn't make much sense to do this." The black suit said, "I'll put it in easy-to-understand terms. This is because our boss has been unhappy with Tianting for a long time. Let's go to Tianting's site to throw some garbage and vent our anger. "

"Both the stratosphere and the troposphere are the territory of the Heavenly Court. Their bastards always look down on us people from the Underworld. The housing prices in the stratosphere have been rising." The black suit said, "If we are not allowed to open an office in the Heavenly Court, then we Simply send the ashes up."

"Just kidding, as long as we think about it, everywhere is the cemetery of the people of the underworld, and there are some ashes on the pillows of the people in the heaven, in the bathroom, and on the sticks used for nucleic acid."

"Is the KFC on Xishan Road okay?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

"Well... this... could be the cemetery of Jifu Chicken, if you have that intention."

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