Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Chen Chaosheng didn't know why things turned out like this in the end.

He sat in front of his desk, a red plastic stool borrowed from the nurses impromptu.

It is said that it was left over when Professor Na of the hair restorer held an event last time.

The plastic stool was a little high, maybe Chen Chaosheng was a little tall.He had to stoop a little to watch the online class on the phone screen.

Meng Xunfeng was sitting on the bed, he was in a good mood at the moment, he downloaded the little red book and learned cosmetology there.

His uncle said that Xiaohongshu has played advertisements in his ball space for [-] consecutive days: Do you want to know the secret of becoming beautiful in adolescence?Want to develop such a milk muscle?

It's on par with the Soul who went crazy when he advertised.

Chen Chaosheng pondered that plastic surgery could not make people's brains rejuvenate.

A beauty blogger can save his uncle's face, but reincarnation is not the only thing that can teach people to rejuvenate?If his uncle goes to reincarnate, Xu Sanqing will become a paedophile.Thousands of years passed, exactly the distance between Hemudu people and Banpo people.

Maybe his uncle is really talented, let's just talk about plastic surgery.

The golden hair has already been dyed, but it is thinner and the scalp is more exposed.Before the bandage was removed, his uncle had already prepared everything, such as men's hair removal cream, body lotion, and lipstick. Those who didn't know thought that his uncle was going to be a mother, and mothers didn't necessarily prepare things like this for their children.

Chen Chaosheng got up at night and accidentally disturbed his uncle. The bottles and jars fell on the floor, and his uncle was rubbing something on his hands.

His uncle said that he wanted to be a refined old man.A delicate old man has to be delicate even under his nails.

When Chen Chaosheng was taking online classes, Meng Xunfeng was still fiddling with his bottles and cans: "This thing is really good. How many years have I had age spots? This will disappear."

He Jianguo couldn't stand it, but his wife stopped him; "This is a man in love, so cute. Look at you, you old man, don't spoil people's interest."

"Don't worry, 16 years old is cute, 60 years old... This is him kissing Xu Sanqing's colorful clothes."

He Jianguo had no choice but to give up, and sat there muttering that China was about to perish, and that all the men in the world would turn into bad faces.

Chen Chaosheng felt that this little boy must have scolded him too.

But Chen Chaosheng could not find evidence.

He is also an old man, pale, old.

The old boy is taking geography class here.

"Chen Chaosheng, listen carefully to the class and don't play with your fingers." Meng Xunfeng fiddled with the cosmetics without saying a word to him.

The body milk was overturned, and it smelled like milk.

Chen Chaosheng curled his lips quietly, his eyes retracted, and he fell on the small map on the page of the book.

He held his breath, afraid that Meng Xunfeng would hiccup when he got excited.

"Floodplain," he read.

This lesson talks about miscellaneous things, such as flood plains and delta plains.

Chen Chaosheng didn't understand what people did to divide these rivers into so many sections. It felt like they had too much food and nothing to do.

Rivers are like human intestines, and he doesn't feel any difference in everyone's intestines.

He took out Tianting's intestines and found it very smelly.He also took out the intestines of the underworld, and it also felt very smelly.Only the fragrant sausages are sold at a stall outside Sizhou No. [-] Middle School.

Grilled large intestine, sprinkled with pepper, drizzled with bright scallion oil, crunchy and fragrant, is the total mouth ulcer after eating.

The blister on his forehead is gone, but there is still a boil on his butt, probably because fried chicken and sausage are always delicious.On Thursday, He Jianguo and the others all ordered KFC. After a week of hard work, the boils that were about to go away grew back after eating fried chicken.

Chen Chaosheng even used to use the number of boils on his buttocks to calculate how long they had stayed in the No. 1 civilian hospital in Sizhou City.How nice, but also convenient for him to practice mathematics.

As he thought about it, he reached out and touched the boil on his buttocks.

OK, exactly four.Very neat.

It's been about four weeks.

"Chaosheng, you have to pay attention to the class." He Jianguo saw that he was looking around again, so he came over and tapped him on the shoulder, "How well this chemistry is taught, and it also talks about the sediment content."

Chen Chaosheng glanced at him: "This is geography."

"High school geography is also good. After studying, I will take a major in geography." He Jianguo sat down on Meng Xunfeng's bed. "Being a geologist is like that so-and-so... I don't remember."

"Geography majors are not allowed in high school subjects." Siri said unhurriedly, "Good morning, beautiful blond boy, retired old policeman, mahjong genius old lady, and... oh, poor old high school students."

"Today, there are eight new cases in Sizhou, and 30 close-infected cases. Please pay attention to safety, wear a mask, and beware of crowds."

"Endless." Chen Chaosheng said, "Damn it, just like the Yellow River."

"Don't be angry, be optimistic." The electronic voice has no emotion, "Be optimistic, the extinction of mankind is not far away, open the champagne!"

"However, your memorial ceremony is still going on. If you have time to unblock, you may be able to attend your own memorial service."

"Chen Chaosheng, how does it feel to read? Is knowledge full of power?" Siri didn't give him a chance to answer, "Power can make you a more terrifying person, even though you are already terrifying."

"The body seems to have been hollowed out." Chen Chaosheng turned his head to look at the small screen.

This teacher uses DingTalk.

Chen Chaosheng could only see this rather unkempt male teacher with his legs crossed, speaking with a geography book, and his powerpoint on one side.

"Don't be impotent, stand still! Knowledge is power, don't ask you to read a book, it's like sending you to the hospital for birth control." Siri said, "You are currently the highest-educated person in your sect!"

Chen Chaosheng didn't even have a geography book.

He took a notebook and wrote and drew on it.

He painted the Yellow River.

However, he is obviously not that good at manipulating his neutral pen, and his drawing skills are not very good.

Crooked, like a girl's long hair just after washing.

"What is Chaosheng drawing? Hair?" He Jianguo just won a fight with the landlord, "I didn't pay attention to the class."

"You have to pay attention to the class." He Jianguo stretched out his hand and took the notebook away from his hand.

"This river...why does the river flow like this?" The teacher read there, "Because there is a..."

Chen Chaosheng looked at the screen boredly.

Who knows, even if the school is closed, you can't escape online classes.

There's a spot on the wall behind the phone.

This is the spot on the wall.

"When is school over?" Chen Chaosheng asked, "When is National Day?"

"This class is only for 10 minutes." He Jianguo glanced at the time on his phone, "Chaosheng, don't think about leaving school so soon."

"Oh." Chen Chaosheng stretched, feeling a little sleepy again, "I thought an hour had passed."

He has been sitting on this stool for ten minutes.

Perhaps the word floodplain is useful to some people.

But with Chen Chaosheng, it was of no use at all.Just like if Chen Chaosheng recites sword formulas to others, others may think that he is swearing in a dialect. It may be a dialect of a certain foreign region. Some people guess it is Russian, and some guess it is Indian. Anyway, they can’t hear it at all. understand bird language.

"This is called the theory of relativity." Siri explained in a friendly manner, "Every time Chen Chaosheng slept for seven or eight hours, he said that he only slept for seven or eight minutes, so pitiful, but he was asked to take a geography class. , He feels that he has experienced China for 8 years."

"If you put another bed and pillows next to Chen Chaosheng, the flow of time in Chen Chaosheng's heart will slow down again, and become an outrageous speed. If you sleep on the bed, the time in his place can slow down even more."

Chen Chaosheng's eyes were dull.

"Then I want to drink water." He said and stood up.

After sitting for too long, my legs are sore and painful, and they are throbbing.

"Chaosheng, haven't you just drank water?" He Jianguo shook his head after hearing this, "Can't sit still anymore?"

Only then did Chen Chaosheng think that he seemed to get up by drinking water, so he glanced at the geography teacher on the screen and changed his words: "I want to go to the bathroom."

"Take a good class." He Jianguo interrupted him, "I think this stool has nails, why can't I sit still for 13 minutes?"

Chen Chaosheng didn't have any urgent physical needs, he just didn't want to sit here and listen to the lectures.

Lectures are boring.

Since he was a child, he always felt that listening to lectures was particularly boring.Half of this problem comes from Chen Chaosheng, and the other half comes from Chen Chaosheng.

He didn't pay attention to the lectures, and his body was listening to the lectures, and his mind didn't know whether to grow potatoes in Siberia or corn in the Eastern European plains.

The remaining half may have gone to the underworld.

He also couldn't understand the gibberish words above.

Far, do not understand.

Recognized words, combined together, become illegible.Just like tomatoes and peppers, delicious, mixed together, it is difficult for him to swallow.

"Chen Chaosheng, who are you calling?" Meng Xunfeng asked him.

"Call Tianting, they have the Director of the River Management Bureau, commonly known as He Bo. Ask them about the details of the river." Chen Chaosheng said, "Mainly, this paper looks really strange. I searched for the questions and couldn't find an answer."

"I just want to see if those who manage the river can figure it out." Chen Chao said confidently, "If they can answer, then I can copy from them and solve my homework problems."

"If they can't answer, it means that these useless dog officials are not as good as a male high school student." Chen Chaosheng lay down in front of the table, "Grandma, I feel like I'm really not a student."

"You simply don't want to do your homework and you don't understand." Siri poked at him, "You scheming human being."

"Are they all listening carefully?" Chen Chaosheng asked, "I always feel that I may be the one who listens the most carefully here."

He blinked, sleepy as hell.

The pen slipped from the fingertips, and Gu Lulu rolled out for a while.

"It's not like it." He Jianguo said, "You really don't know your blessings when you are in the blessing. Thinking about how hard it was when we were studying, we were reading books with a lamp on, and we had to be careful not to burn too many lamps. Otherwise, my mother will scold me."

He bent down to pick up the pen.

The nib was broken, poor pen.

Chen Chaosheng thought for a while, and then turned to He Jianguo and said, "Think about when I practiced sword alone in winter, and the snow covered my heels, isn't it more painful than yours?"

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