Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Chaosheng, I want a mirror." These were the first words Meng Xunfeng said when he woke up.

His voice was a little hoarse due to the long period of dormancy, and his already aged voice seemed to have been polished by sandpaper.

It has been a whole day since Chen Chaosheng and He Jianguo were beside the hospital bed.

He Jianguo was playing his game Doudi Zhu on his mobile phone, while Chen Chaosheng was sitting on a chair writing his sword manual—Siri said that if he could write a sci, he might not have to go to high school.

Although both of them are deserters from compulsory education.But Siri is still more confident than Chen Chaosheng. It is probably because Siri is very proficient in foreign languages, and when speaking foreign languages, he is as fluent as talking nonsense, or even worse.

"Your uncle, you are really talented in plastic surgery." He Jianguo just won the landlord, "If you want me to say that people shouldn't have plastic surgery, what they look like has to be their own face. A beautiful face doesn't matter. Important, interesting souls are important."

"Your uncle has suffered so heart-stirringly, and I don't know what he will look like in the end." He Jianguo came in and looked at the bandages wrapped around He Jianguo's face, "According to me, we should follow the example of Wu Jing." Well! A man must have masculinity!"

"What?... I won't really become Wu Jing anymore?" He Jianguo sat up straight in embarrassment, "Grandma, Xu Sanqing doesn't like this one..."

Chen Chaosheng sighed, and took out his mobile phone from his pants pocket: "You turn on the camera and see for yourself."

If it wasn't for his uncle practicing sword for so many years, Chen Chaosheng would always worry that his uncle would die on the operating table.

There was so much blood, red blood, white oil, and even more white.

Teacher Xiao Baihe was on the operating table, not rushing: "You have an old saying in China? How bold are people, how productive are lands. Your uncle's face is an undeveloped piece of land, and I will definitely live up to it." All the gentlemen wished to transform His Excellency Meng Xunfeng's face into a peerless masterpiece. Even the most handsome man in your country in 4000 years saw him, and he would say that this is a great, cool boy Just like this."

At that time, Siri complained mercilessly: "Is this painting Picasso's "Guernica" or Van Gogh's "The Scream"? I feel that Meng Xunfeng should have a face with both abstract art and postmodern aesthetics. Generally speaking, it is the style of Big Ear Tutu."

"Yika, what should a handsome boy do if he feels that he is not good-looking outside? Of course he is going to use the knife like this. Does it feel cool? Come on, try it." Teacher Sayuri spoke in a Japanese style In Chinese, "Block Sayuri's lifelong pursuit of beauty, and I will definitely shave Meng Sang's face."

Teacher Sayuri almost fainted after wielding the knife, and fell asleep in the lounge next door.

"It's wrapped in a bandage. It affects my appreciation of my peerless beauty." Meng Xunfeng touched the white bandage on his chin.

His whole head is wrapped around very tightly at the moment.

The white bandage only exposed half of one eye, and one eye had undergone cataract surgery.

Chen Chaosheng looked at his uncle's beauty all of a sudden: "Uncle, what's wrong with you?"

"If it hurts somewhere." He said, "You have to go to the doctor, otherwise you will have your nose and eyes crooked, and you will have to stuff it back."

"That's understandable." Meng Xunfeng stretched his waist, revealing a part of his waist under the hospital gown.

"Is this a liposuction operation by the way?" He said pleasantly, "Chaosheng, stretch out your hand and have a look, which of us is white and who is thin?"

"hurry up."

Chen Chaosheng stretched out his hand helplessly.

"Chaosheng, you're not doing well." Meng Xunfeng curled his lips, "As a man, how can you compromise with Bai Youshou? You can't follow the crowd, Chaosheng, our sect is full of old people, Bai Fushui Walking in a flamboyant, handsome man's style, it looks impotent at first glance."

"Where's your master? You've become a male high school student. You look like this. People believe you are a male high school student, a male junior high school student, and a male college student. It's just that you're a little white and thin." Meng Xunfeng frowned, and through the bandage, Chen Chaosheng didn't know whether he was frowning on the left or the right, "How can you compromise with such deformed aesthetics?"

Chen Chaosheng thought about himself and Bai Youshou, neither could match.

"Mr. Meng, that's why you don't understand, Chen Chaosheng is called pure and lustful, yyds." Siri interjected just right, "He has a good figure, especially the muscles on his stomach are very nice, eight big, that is, he is old A bit."

Chen Chaosheng does not deny that he is white - his hair is old age.

Young - very young in the sect.

Both Meng Xunfeng and Bai Fushui are older than him.

He counted and felt that his age should be multiplied by one percent to be the age of an ordinary high school student.

As for being skinny, that's true.

Picky eaters when not eating bigu, don’t eat spicy food, don’t eat too sweet food, don’t eat food with skin, don’t eat food that needs to be peeled off, don’t eat food with long legs, don’t eat food that swims in water, don’t eat food that Baifushui likes.

Chen Chaosheng stopped eating when he met someone who didn't like to eat, and he wouldn't be hungry after sleeping.

His master also let him go.

If a child does not eat, it is probably because he is not hungry enough. If he is really hungry, he will take a bite of everything like Bai Fushui, flying in the sky, walking on the ground, and crawling in the mud.

"Uncle Master." Chen Chaosheng lifted the hem of his clothes, "Would you like to see your abdominal muscles?"

"Suck." This is Siri's electronic voice.

"Suck." It was Meng Xunfeng's voice.

"Chaosheng, you kid can't see it, it's quite predictable." Meng Xunfeng took a second look, "Look at your abs, why don't you share two yuan with the uncle? Help the uncle ?”

Meng Xunfeng lowered his head and lifted the top hem of the striped hospital gown.

There is no fat on it, but the skin is a little loose, like dry bark.

"What did Teacher Xiao Baihe say?" Meng Xunfeng asked him.

"Mr. Sayuri said that you are too oily, and he can't stand it." Chen Chaosheng answered honestly, "I will help you suck all the oil away."

"She is a good doctor who is willing to help others." Meng Xunfeng said with emotion, "It's really wonderful."

Meng Xunfeng pinched his loose skin, there was a small heart drawn on it, with Xu Sanqing's name written on it.

"Xu Sanqing, I have you in my heart." This is a line of small characters.

"Chaosheng, who is that uncle's face facing?" Meng Xunfeng returned the phone to him, humming a little tune, "Which handsome guy is it?"

"It's a beautiful blonde boy." Chen Chaosheng said, "Although this face is still somewhat disrespectful, at least this person has never killed anyone, so far he is abiding by the law."

"All right." Meng Xunfeng didn't care too much, "Take it as a change of taste for Xu Sanqing, maybe Xu Sanqing likes such an exotic style."

"Lost again." He Jianguo was still fighting the landlord, interrupting from time to time.

The curtains are drawn.

The incandescent light shone on Meng Xunfeng's bandage.

"Chen Chaosheng, do you watch TV dramas?" Siri asked.

"Look." Chen Chaosheng said.

"I've watched a lot. "Anti-Japanese Heroes" and "Black Mountain Soldier"... There are a lot of TV series played by Bai Fushui. I have to watch them once. After watching them, I have to write a review for him. If I don't finish writing, I will be called illiterate. .”

"No, have you watched The Legend of Zhen Huan?" Siri asked.

"No."

Siri said: "In some things, our artificial intelligence can't surpass you even if we spend a lifetime, such as your master and uncle. I think they should be the most suitable people to enter the entertainment industry."

"Why do you think so?" Chen Chaosheng didn't understand the joint.

"The two of them should act in "The Legend of Jianzong Zhen Huan". It's a shame to put it here." Siri said, "Your uncle is Concubine Meng. Your master is Concubine Fang. When you were young, you were Xu Sanqing's Bai Yueguang Empress Chunyuan, now that she is old and frail, she can only smile like a gentleman, does your master still give you placenta?"

"It's so pitiful." Siri said, "You Jianzong feels that there is no normal person. If you see a normal person in Jianzong, you will lose the taste of Jianzong."

Chen Chaosheng understood Siri's last sentence better.

Their sect seems to know everything except practicing swords.I don't know what twists and turns, the suppressed emotions will counterattack in other aspects, and the people I come into contact with are these brothers and sisters with strange brains. It is not uncommon for people to become strange together. .

"I will be a beautiful blonde boy from now on." Meng Xunfeng seemed to accept his new role.

"Where's Xu Sanqing?" Meng Xunfeng got out of bed, "I don't know when I can take off the bandage with my face."

"Mr. Sayuri said that you have to wait seven or eight days if you have a special constitution." Chen Chaosheng said, "The bandages can only be removed after seven days. If the eyes and mouth are crooked at that time, they will have to be rebuilt. But She said that the second one is half price, if you want to change to another face in the future, you can also go to Teacher Xiao Baihe, she has accumulated experience once."

"Xu Sanqing is going to be a volunteer." He Jianguo raised his head, and a pair of A came out, "Old He, are you like a mummy?"

"What do you know?" Meng Xunfeng stood in front of the window.

"This is people's desire for normal beauty, it is the desire for youth, what do you know, an old man in his decades?"

"When I was a few hundred years old, I thought it would be a good thing to be a happy old man, but when I was a thousand years old, I found that I was the happiest in my youth."

"I'm with Li Chenfang and Xu Sanqing. The young girl and I are carrying a very common cheap sword. When the swords collide with each other, there's a bang, and the master just rides the green bull and looks at us and smiles." Meng Xun Feng faced the window, "I don't know if Master, the old man, is in the sky, will he also reminisce about the past like us?"

"Don't take sheep placenta." Chen Chaosheng only said.

"Master uncle never beat him, only your master secretly beat him."

The author says:

The blond boy likes it.