Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Chaosheng, you are the first high school student in our sect." Meng Xunfeng only left him this sentence before entering the operating room, "A talented student."

The first day of Chen Chaosheng's high school life ended in a turbulent crowd.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, those young children rushed out like arrows from the string, and ran towards the school gate.

"Siri, can you contact Tianting for me?" Chen Chaosheng grabbed his phone, holding his white plastic bag in his hand, and there was some ink from a carbon pen on the corner of his eye.

There seemed to be people active on the basketball court, and some distant lights illuminated it.

"Why are you contacting Tianting?" Siri asked him.

"I want to go to jail." Chen Chaosheng looked at his dusty hands, "It feels like going to school is like going to a funeral. The teacher's lectures on stage are like the Buddha's recitation of the sutras. After a day, I feel that my body and soul are separated."

"It doesn't rhyme anymore," Siri said.

"Not much. One month, it's over."

"I'm really exhausted physically and mentally today." Chen Chaosheng walked under the street light with heavy steps.

"That's because I threw the shot put for you and soaked 3000 meters by the way. I originally wanted to lift weights and jump long, but I was afraid of your lumbar disc herniation, so I gave up." Siri said, "I'm going to tell you all about it today. Tell Xie Chunshan."

"He must have never experienced such a thing." The electronic voice could not hear any emotional ups and downs, "I should be the only AI in this world who has become a human being."

"I want Yujian." Chen Chaosheng pulled out the rose, "I can't bear it, I can't read any more."

"I can't walk even a single step." He sat on the rose, not caring about the pain from the hair follicle on his buttocks, "Let's end this day like this."

"Tomorrow, it's tomorrow again, and there will be another 29 tomorrows, and there are 30 fucking days in September."

However, Chen Chaosheng did not sleep well as he wished.

"I don't know what's wrong with senior brother?" He lay on the bed, he was so sleepy that he stepped into the pillow with his face.

This is the bed.

This is matter determines consciousness.

This is a noun adjective and a verb.

This is Chen Chaosheng who is sleepy to death. He was so sleepy that he saw a mother-in-law surnamed Meng pouring soup for him.

"Siri, can you help me with my homework..." Chen Chaosheng said.

"We don't have such a service." Siri turned on twice and then went offline. "I'm about to leave work. Come on, 400-year-old senior high school students."

"Chaosheng, are you going to sleep?" He Jianguo had changed into his pajamas and sat on the bed to scratch his feet. Seeing that Chen Chaosheng also sat on the bed, he got up and walked, "How can you sleep at this age?" ?”

"That's right, I'll be buried in the ground at my age." Chen Chaosheng shrank into the quilt, "Find a place to bury me...and circle it. This is Chen Chaosheng's Mausoleum. Tickets are 56."

"Chaosheng, you are the flower of the motherland at eight o'clock." He Jianguo went to wash his hands.

"The sunset at 06:30." Chen Chaosheng hugged the pillow, his consciousness was dazed, "It's still from the last century."

"But you have to check your homework tomorrow." He Jianguo was still wiping his hands with a tissue. "If you don't do your homework, the teacher will ask you to make it up... After all, high school students must do their homework."

"Since you have done something, you have to take it seriously." He Jianguo has always been able to say in educating the juniors, and he just pulled the quilt at Chen Chaosheng, "Chaosheng, since you are wearing this school uniform, you can You have to study hard, and you can't waste your studies."

"Turn off the lights, please." Chen Chaosheng turned over and shrank away, "No one can prevent a high school student who is seriously deprived of sleep from sleeping."

"You should do less this month." He Jianguo insisted, "Chen Chaosheng, get up and study!"

"It's only 10:30, sleep?"

"My boy goes to bed early at twelve o'clock." He Jianguo sat down on the edge of his bed.

Chen Chaosheng felt that his bed was sinking, and he didn't want to answer any more. He slid aside like a loach, curled up into a ball, and pressed his head against the bed board.

"Chaosheng...wake up."

"Homework must be written, and high school students must write homework."

"Director He, I'm so sleepy."

Chen Chaosheng's mind was in chaos.

He thinks that people's minds should not think about these messy things.

Having spent most of the day facing the distorted words like tadpoles, Chen Chaosheng even looked at the slogan at the door with a pretty face.Or maybe Siri has used his body for a long time, and his xp has also started to develop in a strange direction.

Maybe one day, I will also be unable to hold back the rusty iron pipe in the toilet, saying that it is a sexy|sexy stunner.

It feels a little scary.

Sure enough, you can't learn to think about problems like AI, and water pipes will grow in your brain.

"Chaosheng, wake up." He Jianguo struggled to get him up from the bed.

"You haven't finished learning conic sections yet." He mumbled, "It's only the first day of high school today, and your homeroom teacher made five or six phone calls with Meng Xunfeng.

"Siri, haven't these things been dealt with?" Chen Chaosheng opened his eyes confusedly, "What's wrong?"

"Oh, that stupid human is always teaching me how to do things." Siri's voice sounded a little guilty, "That's it."

"I have a bad premonition." Chen Chaosheng was pushed down on the stool by He Jianguo.

"Aren't you off work?"

"Xie Chunshan hasn't come home yet, and he's leading someone to catch a traitor. I can't help you right now, so I'll come and see you." Siri said, "It's a matter of the day..."

"Well...that's it. He kept pointing at my nose and cursing, so I projected his mobile phone screen into the English listening comprehension of the whole school. He was vibrating|sounding|sexy and dancing, just...the whole school together Look."

"I even sent the ones that were saved in his phone, he is the number one big brother of female anchors."

"Later he said he would fire me." Siri continued, "I said, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, I won't stay here..."

Chen Chaosheng's back felt cold when he heard it.

He Jianguo was about to use his hands to support his eyelids, but his eyes suddenly widened.

"Then why am I still in school?" Chen Chaosheng asked him, "According to this, wouldn't I be expelled tomorrow?"

"Hmm... he looked more annoyed after I finished doing this." Siri said, "I really don't understand what you humans are thinking."

"Siri, leave your body to me in the future." Chen Chaosheng sighed deeply, "I feel that you are relatively suitable to be a psychiatrist."

"I can't understand what you're thinking." Siri said puzzled, "In short, I can't understand it for the time being. Chen Chaosheng, do you mean that my little mouth looks like it has been smeared with honey?"

"What I mean is, you are an artificial intelligence that can create patients for itself." Chen Chaosheng was completely sleepless, "This is a special ability."

"Haha, Chen Chaosheng, you are so humorous." The electronic speaker played the last two times, "Okay, goodbye, I'm going to have a blind date with Xie Chunshan."

"Don't come to disturb us."

"Remember to do your homework, the teacher will check it tomorrow." Siri said, "If you don't know how to do it, you can search the questions in Xiaoyuan, that is still very useful."

He Jianguo had already spread out the book for him.Even the neutral fountain pen was uncapped and stuffed into Chen Chaosheng's hand.

"I'm still an old man, why should I help Li Hua write an English composition, send his foreign friends, and greet him?" Chen Chaosheng looked sad, "What's all this?"

"Chaosheng, you've worked hard." Sitting by the bed, He Jianguo seemed to be staring at him while he was doing his homework.

"It's not hard work, my life is hard." Chen Chaosheng glanced at his messy homework.

It still feels easier to kill.

To kill is to stab one with a sword, cut off the head, or pierce the heart. This problem is not difficult.

"Leave these to Bai Fushui." Chen Chaosheng said, "Brother needs the power of this knowledge more than I do."

"With this knowledge, he will vent his passion on the Internet in the future. Not only can he use multiple languages ​​to insult, but he can also carry out a dimensionality reduction blow from politics and history."

"Xiao Chen, knowledge is power." He Jianguo looked at him, "You are the most educated in your sect."

"Strength is not knowledge." Chen Chaosheng knocked his head on the exercise book, "By the way, where is Master?"

"Will he cut his eyelids again?" he asked.

He Jianguo shook his head and sighed: "He went to have plastic surgery on his face."

"It was pretty good at first. Didn't he have plastic surgery on that male star?" He Jianguo knocked on the table, "Mr. Xiao Baihe also said that his new face is very good. Can you turn into a beautiful boy?"

"But...that male star was on the hot search eight hours ago, stealing | tax evasion | tax." He Jianguo said, "Lao Meng just got off anesthesia, looked at the hot search, sighed repeatedly, so he had to change to another male star. Celebrities face plastic surgery."

"The male celebrity who was replaced is famous for his cleanliness and good background. Lao Meng thought that nothing would happen right now. So he got rid of it."

Chen Chaosheng almost closed his eyes when he heard that.

"As a result, this male celebrity is on the trending list again." He Jianguo knocked hard on the table, "It is said that it is cheating within marriage. Your uncle doesn't want to hang around with the face of cheating inside marriage, so he can only change another reference pair." Getting a facelift."

"Look, there are eight hot searches now, and your uncle's face is ill-fated."

"His face is cheating | tax evasion | tax, cheating in marriage, and the most outrageous thing: that person's face was also made on someone else, and the person whose face was plagiarized hit and run."

Chen Chaosheng was so shocked that he became sober for a moment.

His eyes widened.

"He and Teacher Xiao Baihe are still choosing faces." Seeing that he woke up, He Jianguo stopped, "Oh...it's really hard for Lao Meng to find someone who hasn't done anything illegal. "

"I don't know how many knives will be used on the face, I have pity on my old Mengtou."

The author says:

Meng Xunfeng: Grandma, there is nothing good about men.