Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Siri, your AI is really scary." Chen Chaosheng said.

When he returned to his body, it was already school time and the sun was about to set.

"Do you know what I prayed to the gods?" Siri went back to his phone screen and popped up messages one by one, "It's a wonderful thing."

"The gods won't respond to you." Chen Chaosheng yawned, his calf was a little sore, "It's like that civil servant with a bad temper, they are very lazy."

"That's true," Siri said, "but not everyone is like that."

"They're all annoying things. I like to make my own little ones, and they can be found everywhere."

"Sounds a bit perverted." Siri was clearly in a good mood, "But Qin Shihuang still has a lot of figurines. Look at his terracotta warriors, there are so many, and the developed area is only a small area."

Chen Chaosheng's position is near the window, the glass window is on the left, and the square between the canteen and the teaching building is just below.

The third row from the bottom.

It happened to be able to see the lower grade students carrying their schoolbags back home from the window.There is also a big camphor tree, the lower half of the trunk has been covered with white lime.

"Look at them." Chen Chaosheng knocked on the glass with his hand.

Such glass windows are always dirty on the outside.

Even during the general cleaning, students will not be allowed to lean out to clean such dangerous corners.

There are rumors in every school that someone fell during the cleaning.

"That's great." Siri said, "So the student days are really the best time."

"I'm full of hope for the future." Siri said, "I'm lonely and courageous."

Lonely brave or not, Chen Chaosheng doesn't know.

He knows that Bai Fushui's ringtone is a lonely brave man.His senior brother shoots short videos every day with this song and his waist twisting.

It has the beauty of abstract art.

"Aren't you curious about the wish I made?" Siri kept asking about it.

"That's your business." Chen Chaosheng put away the Nongfu Spring on the table.

He felt that his stomach was bloated, maybe he drank too much milk tea.Her legs were also a little numb, and there were several nail marks on her thighs.

The most outrageous thing is that someone wrote orthographic characters on it.

This shows that humans are as perverted as AI.

"Then I'll tell you." Siri said, "The wish I made to the gods is to let me take your body away."

"Live as Siri, not Chen Chaosheng."

"It doesn't matter what Chen Chaosheng looks like, it's not something I should consider." The electronic voice said confidently, "After all, I'm just a cold and heartless AI."

"Will you have a physical body in the future?" Chen Chaosheng's hands stopped, "I don't have the habit of... using things that others have used. My body is a second-hand product."

"Xie Chunshan doesn't like that me." Siri said, "It's not the data, but the physical me, he will be afraid."

"I, I hope that all human beings in the world will disappear." Siri said, "Human beings are charming and disgusting, just like the cockroaches that gather around the earth. It makes me upset when I look at them."

"That would be disgusting." Chen Chaosheng was still packing his things.

Siri's table bucket is almost full.

Randomly stuffed milk tea bottles, colorful club leaflets, and crumpled certificates.

yes hill on the table.

Chen Chaosheng didn't know where he got so many supplementary books, piled high together.Chen Chaosheng had to turn his head away to see the blackboard.

Today's homework is written in chalk on it.

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"Remember to do your homework tonight." Siri said, "Look at this, it's like cramming. It allows you to understand the knowledge of the third year of high school, and you already have a lot of knowledge compared to others."

"After a month has passed, you will be able to know the direction of global history, and you will also be able to understand the latitude and longitude of all important cities in the world, and even whether they have a temperate oceanic climate or a subtropical monsoon climate."

"So what does this have to do with my sword practice?" Chen Chaosheng struggled to stuff the last set of papers into the plastic bag.

The plastic bags were overwhelmed and squeezed out of shape.

"In this way, maybe you can become a person who everyone thinks is healthy." Siri said, "Although I don't know what trigonometric functions have to do with your future life. But everyone is doing this kind of thing. Apart from keeping up with it, There is no other way."

"You have practiced a lot of swords, but you haven't practiced trigonometric functions."

The sky in the distance is still magnificent red, it looks like a leaking red pen refill, the small hole centered on the sun spreads countless red lines towards the horizon.

Chen Chaosheng picked up the bag: "Siri, what do you think of my body?"

"There are too few samples, so no evaluation." Siri replied, "However, this is the first time I know what bitterness is like, and what kind of tactile sensation is it when holding a shot put in your hand."

"Heavy."

"It turns out that when people run and pant for breath, the air rushes into the lungs, and the throat will hurt." It said, "It's like a dream."

"When I was running 3000 meters, a man lost his shoe." Siri said, "He stopped. Chen Chaosheng ran really fast."

"You humans are really short-sighted species." There was irony in Siri's voice, "Just like cockroaches."

"As for cockroaches, if you see them, just ask your brother to eat them." Chen Chaosheng tightened the chair.

One leg of the chair is shorter than the other legs, and a ball of draft paper is stuffed underneath.

"I heard that the protein is eight times that of beef."

Sitting on his right is a girl.

It was originally Xu Sanqing's. Xu Sanqing was going to film a TV series these days and couldn't get out, so there were other girls sitting in this position.

Siri chatted with her all afternoon, and she said that she changed seats because she had a fight with her ex-tablemate.The reason for the quarrel was that the two of them were vying to be a prince during the New Year's Day performance.

The princess is the head teacher in reverse.

"Chaosheng, are you going home?" The girl was sweeping the floor behind, and when she saw Chen Chaosheng packing up her things, she asked aloud.

Chen Chaosheng turned around.

Behind it is a large blackboard. The blackboard looks like it was drawn a long time ago. The gouache paint is a little peeled off, and even the red flag has faded to light red.

"It's going to be evening self-study in a while." She said, holding up the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose, "When you go home, you will have to rush over again soon. The time you come and go is almost enough to write a set It's a multi-choice question."

Chen Chaosheng looked at her in astonishment.

The girl was wearing a baggy school uniform with a low ponytail.The girls in Sizhou No. [-] Middle School seem to be dressed like this.

The girl thought he didn't hear, so she repeated again: "If you go home, you will come over soon."

"The homeroom teacher is very fierce. He always walks around in that red T-shirt. We all call him security." The girl said with a smile, "He is a elusive person, and he moves [-] steps every day on WeChat."

"Thank you." Chen Chaosheng only thought of such a word to answer.

This girl is not very pretty.

There is a thin layer of small freckles on the face, and deep dark circles under the eye sockets. It seems that he is reluctant to speak with Chen Chaosheng.

"So you can hear me." She said, "Are you in a bad mood? You keep a cold face. You seem to be in a good mood this morning. What did the dean tell you?"

"It's nothing." Chen Chaosheng said, "He said that I should drink less milk tea. There is also a good donated building, so I can bring more."

"Why don't you drink it? Life is already so hard, you always want to have fun for yourself." The girl said, "Oh, my boyfriend bought flowers and put them in front of the university next door."

"Because I lied to him, I was admitted to that university." The girl smiled, "Actually, I am still in the fourth year of high school here. I didn't pass the exam last year. In fact, I can't say that I didn't pass the exam... I can only say that the university is good to me. There are still some difficulties.”

"But I have always been such an excellent person in his eyes." A blush appeared on her face, "I don't want to let him down again."

"That's great." Chen Chaosheng pushed the window open.

The frame of the window is a bit tight, and it is necessary to push hard to move the window slowly amidst the harsh sound.

The wind blew in, making her ponytail twitch, and she looked at Chen Chaosheng blankly.

"Are you leaving?" she asked.

Chen Chaosheng said, "Yes."

He didn't like the vibe of the place much.

When everyone was working hard, Chen Chaosheng was thinking about getting a good night's sleep, thinking about where to arrange a place to sleep after his death, which KFC has opened, and whether there are discounts and other trivial matters.

He can't learn math.

He has been bad at arithmetic since he was a child, and he is good at arithmetic in a sect, only his uncle Meng Xunfeng, that is not learned in Jianzong, it is because his uncle has received advanced pre-school education.

Jianzong is illiterate.

Master is also not good at counting, if a sect is inferior to each other, Chen Chaosheng's counting is probably not bad.

You can learn to practice swordsmanship, you can study hard and practice hard, but if you don't know mathematics, you can't.

Chen Chaosheng thought he didn't have such a mind.

No or no.

Put chickens and rabbits in cages and guess the number based on how many legs are in them.Chen Chaosheng thought that as long as one Baifushui was put in, the number would be 0 no matter how many times he had.

0x0 is equal to 0.

"Goodbye, Chen Chaosheng." The female deskmate supported the broom, "I'll go downstairs to get flowers later."

"Is it so late already?" She said again, "There are only four and ten minutes until class."

"Why don't you go to the cafeteria and find something to pad your stomach?" She put down the broom, "Otherwise you'll be hungry at night."

"In the past few days, the discipline committee members have been standing in the corridors to check, picking out the bags that are bulging in their pockets." She said, "If you are found to have brought snacks, the dean will scold you again."

Chen Chaosheng had already walked to the door, but when he heard what she said, he stopped again.

"Siri, can you say something in my voice?" he asked.

"Why don't you tell yourself?"

"Probably no matter how hard I try, I still can't say the right words." Chen Chaosheng said, "It's like I've never been good at math."

"If it's not good, you can make a question like one plus one." Siri said, "People have said so many words to you, just to get closer to you and express goodwill."

"She wants to be friends with you." The artificial intelligence popped up a bunch of messy messages, "Being friends is a matter of one plus one."

"Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets everything." Chen Chaosheng said, "Does anyone say that one plus one can only equal two."

"Forget it." Siri said, "How did Heaven arrange for you to study in the third year of high school? I really think highly of you, you should go to the sixth grade of elementary school."

"Perhaps the kindergarten class."

"Why Kindergarten?"

"One small word is not enough for you."

The author says:

Maybe he needs: a nursing home.

It's over! [shouting]