Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

"Siri, you should wake up."

"Everything has been resolved."

The phone screen lit up again, and the familiar red peony was still on it.

A line of small characters popped up on the phone: "Hi, user Chen Chaosheng, it's a pleasure to serve you again."

"Hello." Chen Chaosheng unplugged the white charging cable, "Do you still remember who I am?"

"You are the person Xie Chunshan arranged for me to serve." The electronic voice sounded correct, "Unfortunately, I have cleared part of the stored data."

"Maybe I met someone who even Siri questioned my existence. The best way not to question is to forget." Siri said, "Let me briefly introduce myself, Chen Chaosheng."

"I'll take care of other things first." Chen Chaosheng smiled, "The ID card is ready, I need to go and get it."

"Xiao Chen, the photo on the ID card looks so young." The beer belly handed the thin card to Chen Chaosheng.

"It's hard to imagine that such a small card is enough to carry so much information." Chen Chaosheng put his ID card in his pocket, "Let's go, my friend."

The sun was setting outside the window.

The white street lights were on, and the moths kept crashing against the glass partition, making noises.

"You should say goodbye to the beer belly uncle behind you, and thank you." Siri reminded, "Chen Chaosheng, don't be afraid."

Chen Chaosheng was carrying a black plastic bag, turned his head and forced a smile: "Thank you."

"What is this bag that Xiao Chen is carrying?" Beer Belly packed his things in his seat, "A robber who killed many people came to Sizhou, and the higher-ups notified him. Pay attention to safety these few days, don't leave alone. It is very dangerous for people to go to remote places at night.”

"Yes." Chen Chaosheng stood in front of the door.

The camera shines on the figure on the glass.

Xie Chunshan completely erased the data of this human being. Siri looked at the young man who was neither unfamiliar nor familiar.

It feels an instinctive fear.

Like a human staring into a black abyss.Those eyes were captured by the camera, and they felt a little uneasy. The afterglow of the setting sun fell on the end eyelashes, making the originally dark eyeballs a little golden.

"Chen Chaosheng, you look scary." Siri said, "What's in your plastic bag?"

Evening has come.

The sky was already that dark red hue before the sun sank completely into darkness.Street lamps illuminate the vehicles coming and going on the road.

The houses and bus stops in the distance are all black, leaving only black and red in the world.

"I have someone in my bag." Chen Chaosheng's tone was a little stiff.

"It's just an ordinary black plastic bag." Beer Belly took out the key from his pocket, "It's time for me to get off work too."

"I have to pick up my daughter, take her back to have dinner, and go to school after dinner." He bent down with difficulty and tightened the door lock. "Senior high school students always work so hard, and it hurts to see it."

"But you have to endure hardships and hardships, and you will be the best." Beer Belly said with a smile, "I will get into a good university in the future."

Chen Chaosheng felt the Tianting staff member in the bag move.

"How will Xiao Chen go back?" Beer Belly worried about this question, "You are, are you still going to high school? You are also, you can't even remember your own birthday, the current child. My child is holding his fingers Waiting for her birthday."

"I'm going first." Chen Chaosheng said.

He puts on the blue disposable mask.

"Goodbye, study hard." The beer belly went to the parking space on the side, "I will get into a good university and find a good job in the future."

Chen Chaosheng carried the somewhat heavy garbage bag: "Could you please stop moving it?"

"I don't like trouble, so please don't make trouble for me." Chen Chaosheng said softly, "If you are angry, you can call me whatever you want."

"Chen Chaosheng!" the tights still yelled in the plastic bag, "How dare you?"

"It's probably because you caused me too much trouble." Chen Chaosheng walked on the side of the road, "What about you heavenly civil servants, you won't die if your head is cut off, even if you break all the internal organs, you still have to put them in the internal organs. They will die if they are soaked in the water too badly.”

"It's as annoying as being a cockroach," he said.

"You... Aren't you afraid that the Heavenly Court will restrict you in the future? If you do this, you will have a criminal record." Leotard cursed, "If you leave a criminal record, you will never even think about being a civil servant."

"I'm a very stupid person." Chen Chaosheng said, "If I say it, I might accidentally cut off someone else's throat."

"You guy is the king of Hades, right?" the tights screamed.

"No, I just don't want to encounter so many troublesome things." Chen Chaosheng paused, "The person who doesn't cause trouble for others is the greatest savior."

"Right?"

He walked under the street light, and the last bus was driving away unsteadily, and stopped for a while at the traffic light at the corner, as if waiting for the traffic light.

"Don't make trouble for others."

"Then you let me out." Said the tights, "You carry me like a bag of snowflake beef."

"Then can you promise not to make trouble?" Chen Chaosheng asked, "I'm already very tired."

"Just talking about things like surviving, whether you are exhausted, or living a life without worries, it is a very exhausting thing in itself." Chen Chaosheng sat down on the wooden bench, "You Come out in a while, don't speak too loudly."

"Don't yell at me either," he added. "I'm a little socially handicapped."

"It was my ai friend who taught me how to get along with you." Chen Chaosheng said, "It told me that all people are created equal, and the older you get, the better you are. Let me see you like a grandpa sees his ineffective grandson. Grandpa will be afraid of grandson?"

"Sounds like a nonsensical statement," Straights said.

"It says that if I'm still scared, I'll just think that I can screw all your brains out before you can't speak. Then no one will be scared."

"Chen Chaosheng, remember to abide by the law." Siri said, "The one with the camera on the opposite side is facing you."

"Xie Chunshan's friends are really scary things." It said, "I have to ask Xie Chunshan to clean up the data when I go back. I feel like I'm going to become a bit extreme AI after watching it."

"Then I'll let you out." Chen Chaosheng squatted down and untied the bow on the plastic bag.

He can only tie knots and bows.

The former cannot be solved.

The tights crawled out of the bag on all hands and feet, and there was a slipper print on the face, and a few grains of Egyptian sand were caught in the print.

To sum up, this is a special imprint of the friendship between China and the United States, as well as the friendship between the earth and the sky.

"Are you ready?" Chen Chaosheng asked him, "Did you learn anything?"

"In fact, educating you requires a combination of theory and practice, but I'm not good at organizing language, so I only have time to educate you."

This trick was learned from He Jianguo.

If you do something stupid, such as being scolded and beaten up, and you can't find a reason, and the other party is very angry, you should pretend to be profound and ask the other party what you have learned from it.

In short, the other party will make up a profound reason for you, maybe it is a reason that you can't imagine at all.

"What did you learn?" Leotard was thoughtful, "Learned that the customer is the Jade Emperor?"

"anything else?"

Chen Chaosheng was really sleepy right now.

He didn't know why he beat him up in a flash of his brain.

What he learned from He Jianguo is that he should be strict with others and generous with himself.

Don't find faults in yourself, find faults in others.

"And you can't bully the white-haired grandfather who looks like a high school student." The tights touched his swollen face, and his eyes were a little afraid to look at him directly, "especially the one surnamed Chen."

"What else?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

He was not very happy.

In his understanding, there are always only two ways to solve troubles, one is to escape.

As long as he keeps avoiding, his life will be long, and he can always escape until the day when the trouble disappears by himself.But this troublesome Tianting civil servant is obviously not a category that he can survive with his life.

Then the only way left is to use violence to solve it.

"And all men are created equal." Straight said, "The great thinker Confucius said that all men are created equal."

"Stupid, this sentence is from the French "Declaration of Human Rights." Siri said, "Rousseau said that man is born free, but he is everywhere in chains."

"Man is born free, but everywhere is in chains." The tights are like eggplants beaten by frost, "Remember."

"What else?" Chen Chaosheng asked him again.

who cares.

Now that he, Chen Chaosheng, had already beaten him, he didn't bother to think about the rest.The consequences and chain reactions are all quiet and inaction.

"There is also the theory of evolution." Leotard said, "Humans all evolved from monkeys."

"If I go to meet Lady Nuwa one day in the future, I will definitely explain the origin of the theory of evolution to her in detail." The tights seemed to be about to cry.

Chen Chaosheng put out his hand and touched the head of the tights hypocritically, "Looks like he has a smart mind."

Hairy, just a little oily.

It seems that the hair of the gods in the sky can also be oily.

I don't know if the Buddha washed his hair or not.Only monks wash their hair like they wash their faces.

"That is, there are thousands of mortals applying for a position as a civil servant in the Heavenly Court, but I have to kill thousands of troops to get to this position..." As soon as the tights talked about their great things, they would go on and on, " Oh, one must be modest, I was wrong. It is not worth mentioning before you."

"Good boy." Chen Chaosheng said with a smile, "In the future, remember to serve the people well."

"I must internalize it in my heart and externalize it in my actions. In practice..."

"Siri, should he go to Sizhou No. [-] Middle School to receive education?" Chen Chaosheng asked, "Didn't the heavens punish me for another month of education?"

The author says:

Good news: Immortals also need to wash their hair, and it will hurt if their heads are chopped off